#sorry for talking too much but argehrghrhehde

[insanesonofabitch]

#wait okay since when do you think Dean started talking to baby? #like I know he actually does talk to them in the show from time to time (even though it's very short “conversations”) #but I am absorbing this headcanon into my brain and I'm trying to think of when he started doing it #I think it would be when he was a kid. maybe Baby in some occasions is the only the private safe space he can have #where he can just vent and not necessarily have to deal with anyone else's reaction #like how a regular person might do in there room. but since he didn't have a room since he was like four... #yeah. #idk how young exactly. maybe when John started taking him to hunting. #like maybe John is out busy doing whatever #and Dean is left in the car so he just started talking about not wanting to do this particular job and being scared but he still has to #without really thinking about addressing Baby in particular. #but then it became kind of a habit over time and whenever he wanted to talk about something but not to anyone he just started going to Baby #and it started including not just venting but also like. everything. happy things. silly things. #grief. loss. things he wouldn't wanna openly admit to Sam or Cas in particular. whatever. #and sometimes he would just drive to nowhere and talk to Baby. #and yeah #that's my take on it anyway #Baby should definitely be personified in the show at least once. #it would be funny if it turns out they're like actually really masculine despite how everyone uses she/her pronouns to refer to them #I think she would still use she/her pronouns anyway #also where do you think would all their weaponry and hunting stuff in the trunk go? #I think it would all seemingly disappear which would worry Sam and Dean #but Baby would just be like “oh you mean this?” and pull it literally out of nowhere #maybe they'd have to take them into battle despite being human just for their weapons. #they're in the middle of hunting something and Dean would have to shout whatever specific weapon he needs and Baby would and toss it to him. #also like. Baby is inhumanly goddamn fast. and pretty damn sturdy too.

(my previous tags btw if anyone was interested)

But YEAH!!!!! Exactly!!!!! Also clarifying a little bit on the weaponry part just in case I wasn’t clear enough (the tags were honestly constricting I probably should’ve just posted all of this in the first place lol) but I was thinking she would have like some sort of spatial powers as a consequence of the curse. Everything stored inside her especially her trunk still has to be somewhere. That plus her speed and strength, she’s got to join them hunting, which also means more opportunities for her to reveal Dean’s stuff 🤭 could get pretty angsty if we’re really getting into it. Also Dean whispering to baby and Sam noticing but not saying anything about it is so damn adorable. The little bits of destiel is the cherry on top, and them being accepting on her pronouns is amazing. Human!Baby is such a fun concept there’s so much possibilities. The idea of a place/object having a “memory” in general is such a cool concept, that added with personification/anthropomorphism is awesome!

Supernatural Head cannon

Dean talks to his car, always has. As a result Baby knows everything. Every secret from Deans emotional turmoils and breakdowns to his crush on Cas. Baby really knows about Cas. It heard about every time Dean was divorced or Widowed and it heard about how hot Dean found Cas in his cowboy hat as well as doctors coat. The impala is the first one he comes out to, albeit unintentionally as Baby witnessed his baby bi breakdowns. This is not an issue until Baby is hit with a curse that turns them human. And as Baby was previously a car they don’t really understand social rules. So, Baby keeps accidentally spilling his secrets and the episode is mostly Dean trying to keep Baby quiet, Sam finding it hilarious and Cas being confused/concerned.