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Drew Ina as sdv Farmer and her husband Alex
#I had the Yandere Alex mod installed đ#donât ask me nothing I loved it#also I still canât draw men#:/#sorry babe xoxo#Stardew Valley#Ina Surana#sdv alex
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I absolutely cannot sit down and write a nice version of this bc my brain says no, but i would like to let you all know I'm thinking of a fanfic where older Edgeworth is moving back to the US (or japan, whichever universe you subscribe to) and runs into Nick in the store while buying mass produced art to hang on the walls of his new house.
And Nick is like "dear god do you want your house to look like a dentist's office. Please do better" (in a friendly way, they are too old for rivalry at this point) and so Nick invites Edgeworth to come over and take any of his old artwork from college, since it is just sitting in a portfolio in a closet somewhere. And Edgeworth agrees to come over and look through Nick's old stuff together. There are themes of 1) growing older and like reflecting on the past and 2) Nick's character trait of finding meaning in challenges vs Edgeworth's tendency to stick with what he does well. In my head I imagine that Nick was good at art and it came somewhat easily to him and that bored him, and he was drawn to law in part because it was hard and it excited him and made him want to try harder. And i think tying that in with fatherhood, like it being unexpected and hard but something he thrives at because he feels good when there's a challenge. Potentially also touching on how like, when he lost his badge he felt very listless and depressed because he wasn't being challenged anymore, there wasn't anything to drive him and motivate him. And I think Edgeworth would be impressed by seeing Nick's old pieces (I assume he hasn't seen much of his art before) and wondering why he didn't choose to pursue art further. He also thinks about how art had always put him off personally because he couldn't get it "right" right away, and on the other hand how the structure and logic of law came easily to him, which led him to become a lawyer. I think he measures his self worth by his success in his field because he never had the support to believe he had intrinsic value as a person and maybe wasn't so good at making emotional connections with people. So that big contrast between them is so interesting... I think Edgeworth would be jealous of Nick's bravery in pursuing something he was bad at without giving up and Nick would be jealous of Edgeworth's success in law, but in a subdued way as they've grown older.
A far as actual scenes in the fic, I think I would use Nick's art as a conduit for my own agenda to have them talk about topics that are of interest to me... I would like Edgeworth to feel out of his depth for once and for nick to be the confident one as he talks about something he is well versed in, and for edgeworth to have to face that discomfort and also be a little impressed intellectually with Nick. I think I would do that by having them look through some abstract art Nick did (my intro painting classes were all abstract so we could focus on color mixing and getting comfortable with the medium). Edgeworth compliments Nick on a painting with a bunch of colored squares in gradient clusters and then gets embarrassed when Nick tells him those were just color mixing swatches. Alternatively, in my mind they are both asexual and I think even though this feels like a hallmark cliche I would have Edgeworth flounder and be very embarrassed over Nick's old figure drawing piece. I feel like Nick would be like "no you don't understand it's all very professional and normal when we draw them, like it's just about learning the shape language" and Edgeworth would be like "this is very improper and I don't know how to react can we please not look at naked people!". I don't think i would do both, but something to upset the power dynamic for a moment would be interesting! Nick is always the awkward one I want to see him shine for just a moment enough for edgeworth to go "wait what... i've known him for so long but perhaps i don't really know him at all..."
I would want Edgeworth to end up taking a series of 3 canvases Nick did in an oil painting class that were still lifes of objects the teacher had set up around the classroom. I headcanon that Nick actually far preferred drawing people to objects and rebelled against the assignment by hiding his reflection in one of the objects in each drawing- the top of his head is hidden in an ornament on a christmas tree, his eye is reflected in the shine of a china vase, etc. So it's a little secret, and Edgeworth kind of likes that... it is sweet in a way to see a much younger Phoenix captured in time like that. Something Edgeworth will be reminded of when he sees the paintings but nobody else will catch onto
I would want to layer this with a fatherhood storyline... I think i would frame it as nick inviting edgeworth over to dinner with him and Trucy and Edgeworth stepping into this domestic family life as a visitor and witnessing how its transformed Nick, like seeing him from a different lens. I think after they pick out paintings and have dinner they sit around talking. Trucy had been sitting with them, earlier she showed off some magic tricks and gave Edgeworth a picture of hers from the fridge to add to his new art collection (it's a rainbow dolphin and a sea turtle wearing top hats. Nick says she's in her Lisa Frank era). But she's been quiet for awhile and Nick realizes she's fallen asleep and it's like 11. He's like, crap, i screwed up i should've paid attention and gotten her put to bed, I'm a bad father and I have an audience for this failure. And on top of that, I already failed at being a lawyer, no matter what I try I always disappoint everyone. It's an unexpected moment of vulnerability there... like he's seemed so put together and grown up to Edgeworth this whole time like a whole different person, but he's not a different person he just has different sides to him. And this moment is one where edgeworth can be like hey, no, you're a great dad, and I'm impressed by you and everything you achieved. And I think that could lead into vulnerability from Edgeworth about his relationship with his dad and how he misses him/how he feels like he hasn't really been loved by anyone since his dad died, and how Trucy is lucky to have someone like Nick in her life.
Nick excuses himself to carry Trucy to bed and Miles starts cleaning up the kitchen. I would give a moments pause here to talk about the strange intimacy of going through someone else's kitchen cabinets and drawers, you feel like a stranger there trying to put yourself into someone else's shoes to understand how they live in this space. Maybe he guesses the right drawer for the silverware first try and he feels a little spark of connection. like "we are different in many ways but we are alike enough that we look in the same place for our spoons". Details on the kitchen too about the kid safe plastic bowls and knives that indicate a child is part of the household, that the household has been built around the child, in fact. Edgeworth lives alone and I imagine things are kind of fancy for him (he's a man who wears a cravat so he probably has fine china right). It's completely different from this shabby mismatched cutlery that Nick has, but this kitchen has personality. Maybe he wouldn't mind having a kitchen like this so much. This is a hint at him being lonely, being included in this family unit just for a day has given him this curious sense of longing, for what he isn't sure... does he want kids? Does he want Nick? Does he just want to be part of a family? These are confusing questions and he would much rather not feel anything at all, but unfortunately it is late and he did have a glass of wine with dinner so emotions are Happening.
He hears Nick sigh tiredly as he comes into the kitchen, and Edgeworth starts to ask him where his tupperware is when suddenly Nick is wrapping his arms around him and Edgeworth is Very Tense because he's never good at knowing how to act in situations like this and he and Nick have never been on a hugging level before and he's not sure what this is even for. Then Nick is like "I keep thinking about what you said earlier, about feeling alone ever since your dad passed away. I didn't know, that's such a long time to feel alone. I don't want you to think you're on your own". Edgeworth relaxes a little bit because now he knows what the hug is for and what he's supposed to feel from it. Its very kind of Nick to worry but its unnecessary and he says so. He has colleagues he's friendly with and people from law school he keeps in touch with, he's alright. And Nick says he knows but he also knows it's difficult living the way they do, and what he means is single and in your thirties. Because everyone else is getting married or living with a long term partner or at the very least dating and their lives are focused on that relationship as the center of their being. And when you don't have that, not only is it harder to relate to the people around you but it is harder to feel like you matter in people's lives, because they all prioritize their partner before their friends. And maybe their situations aren't exactly the same (Nick has a daughter while Edgeworth lives alone) and maybe their choices were made for different reasons (Nick used to date and didn't mind it but didn't see a need to prioritize it. Edgeworth found himself unable to distinguish with certainty whether or not he was actually romantically interested in people, and rather than make the wrong choice he decided he would rule out error by choosing no one at all). But regardless, they both know first hand the isolation that comes with trying to carve a path for themselves that does not include a life partner in a world where everyone else comes in pairs. And Nick is reaching out across that emptiness saying hey, we might both be building different lives, but there's room for you to be a part of mine if you want.
Outloud, Nick says "Really, Miles. You aren't alone in this." and Edgeworth says "Well, Phoenix, neither are you". And he stands there and lets his friend hug him, and it doesn't feel like butterflies but it does feel solid and warm and good. And he doesn't even worry about whether he's supposed to let go by now or not, because it's nice, not being alone.
They stand there in comfortable silence for a long moment before Nick speaks again. "hey, remember when you used to hate me? And look at us now." Edgeworth turns his head sharply. "I never HATED you, Wright. I simply thought you were foolish and a waste of my time." He realizes a little too late that this is probably a rude thing to say to the person that just gave you a pep talk, but Nick just laughs, his head still resting on Edgeworth's shoulder. Looking at him from this angle, face almost fully hidden, Nick could be any age at all. It's easy to imagine for a moment that he's the same nervous version of himself that stood across from him in the courtroom for the first time all those years ago. The only thing breaking the illusion is the subtle streaks of silver that cross his temples. Not entirely sure why he does it, Edgeworth kisses the top of Nick's head. He feels odd about it the moment he does so, realizing it comes across not as a platonic or romantic action but as a gesture suited for a dog or pet of some kind. Nick looks up, looking confused but not displeased. "What was that for?" "It was a thank you I suppose". Miles steps away now, still uncomfortable with perceived failures even if those failures are just in social interactions, and begins to gather his things while Nick gets down a tupperware from a cabinet. "Thank you, for the dinner and for the paintings." Edgeworth continues. "I'd like to repay the favor once I get settled into the new house. Trucy's invited too, of course". As he says it, he realizes he genuinely is looking forward to seeing them again. Nick walks him to the apartment door and they say their goodbyes while Edgeworth tucks the paintings (and Trucy's dolphin drawing) under his arm.
He gets halfway down the hallway when he hears Nick calling after him. "Hey! Miles! Take an art class with me sometime" Newfound friendship or not, Edgeworth just looks at him in disdain. "what, so you can show off your superior art skills? No thank you, Wright" "No, for fun. You can make things of your own to hang on your walls. We can do something I've never done before so we're evenly matched. Like printmaking? Origami? Um, pottery?" Edgeworth bristles at the suggestions but takes a moment to acknowledge why he's feeling that way; again, it's that fear of failure. But he's enjoyed himself today and deep down he thinks it could be fun to try something new, not with the goal of being perfect at it but with the goal of spending time together. Nick surprised him today. Maybe he can surprise himself. "... I would consider pottery" Edgeworth admits. And Nick looks really happy about it. "Great. I'll book us a session then. It'll be fun, you'll see. Edgeworth shakes his head, but there's no malice behind it. "Have a good night, Phoenix" "You too. Get home safe Miles".
Edgeworth gets home a little before midnight and props the three canvases against the moving boxes still stacked up in the foyer. Tomorrow, he'll figure out where he wants to hang them. Right now though, he walks over to the bare fridge and carefully pins up Tracy's dolphin drawing. There's a lot more work to do, but it's already starting to feel like home.
#are they in love? are they just pals? Queerplatonic? Babe i couldn't tell you but interpret it how you like xoxo#I have to call Miles âEdgeworthâ because it feels like I'm overstepping to call him Miles#we aren't on a first name basis... we're professional colleagues at best#also if there are any canon breaking things i mentioned: I haven't played any of the apollo games i'm faking it so hard rn sorry <3#anywayyyy#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney fanfiction#wrightworth#narumitsu#also i do read miles edgeworth as neurodivergent bc Ummmm have you Seen him?#his inner child is a gifted kid that was socially awkward and pretended to be superior to everyone to cover up his feelings of inadequacy
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youâre closer than you think, JakeâŚ
[ bradley!spiderman sketches below the cut! ]
#oooo I have so many thoughts#so sorry canon hangster lovers but I canât not put them in a spiderman!au#I have plans for this#I hope I dont lose motivation halfway throughđ#also I wanna work on bradleyâs suit more#but Iâm tired and wanted to get it out lol#jakey boy youâre not getting out of this unscathed#sorry babe#love you really xoxo#hangster#hangster spiderman!au#my art#tgm#fanart#sereshaw#bradley âroosterâ bradshaw#jake âhangmanâ seresin#jake seresin#bradley bradshaw#illustration#character art
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Piastri defending against fellow Aussie Daniel 'known to brake late asf' Ricciardo AND 2 time World champion Fernando 'has been doing this longer than Piastri is alive' Alonso. Absolutely insane
#going feral#breaking out of my cage like an angry hamster at 2am squeeking running around aaaahhhh#squeek squeek#anyway#oscar piastri most promising rookie since ever. i said what i said#oscar piastri#sorry to my lovely boy danny ric you had some sexy moves too babes xoxo
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First night went okay. I just had a hard time falling asleep because I was covered in goosebumps. Heat can cause more skin irritation, so the specialist advised me not to turn on my heated blanket.
Today will be another 'sit as still as possible on the couch and crochet to distract myself' kind of day.
Countdown: 22 hours until removal of the patches.
#allergy test#birthday was... well- my friend and even my dad thought my birthday wasn't until today so they almost forgot to congratulate me#i miss birb and babe too.. i won't see them until thursday or friday because i have to go back to the specialist tomorrow & thursday morning#i'm staying at my parents' because the hospital is closer to them#they were working as well so i spent most of my birthday by myself. i won't celebrate with family until the weekend & in two weeks#it didn't feel like a joyous day- let's keep it at that#sorry for the tag rant#xoxo
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Sometimes I remember that I can literally draw whatever I want and then I get drunk with power.
Extremely silly comic under the read more. You have been warned.
The Christmas spirit possessed me to draw this.
#pov: you are koyama waking up on Christmas morning and see this under your tree#tee hee hee#that first one is kinda unapologetically horny. sorry!#and then the silly little comic#that felt so good to draw#art#digital art#fanart#my art :D#mob psycho 100 fanart#mob psycho 100#mp100#mp100 fanart#sakurai yuusuke#koyama megumu#sakuyama#also i dont really know the extent at which japanese people celebrate Christmas? like its not a national holiday for them#since they are not Christian but also i think they decorate trees right? im not one hundred percent sure.#also!!! merry Christmas and a happy new year!!! to all that celebrate#xoxo love you guys#ok i looked it up Christmas trees are usual in japan#last post of the year babes!!! talk about going out with a bang
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me after sending my boyfriend 30+ tiktoks.
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You little bitch. Stfu I saw the posts in which you shared hate about julian. We all know you'd be banned by now if it were another character. BUT NOOOO nobody be protecting julian and so you say all that bs. I hope you have a great time in hell. Actually, on a second thought, I hope you suffer for enternity. Even that is not enough for y'all filth bags. This is for every julian hater in existence not just you. Sending pain â¤ď¸
â¨Fuck Julian Atticus Blackthornâ¨
Oh and it's E T E R N I T Y I see you can't spell
#this may be my very first serious anon hate thanks anonymous pain in the ass#come off anon let's have a fight where i tie u up and tell u why i hate julian in painful detail and u have to listen. verbally#oh and don't forget to take ur daily fuck julian pill#fuck Julian Atticus Blackthorn for using Magnus only when he needs and not caring about anything else#fuck Julian Atticus Blackthorn for not caring period#anti julian blackthorn#bro doesn't even care about his own family damn#ill never pass up an opportunity to diss that little shit#also theres this thing called a tagging system on tumblr where you block the tags you dont wanna see posts about#all my anti julian posts are tagged so have fun navigating that im sure youll get there. someday#love from an avid Julian Hater#my heart is filled with hate and your cute little curses aint gonna change that babes change your approach#sorry im late i rarely check my inbox xoxo#also theres a saying in my language 'the cow won't die just coz the vulture cursed it' pretty self explanatory methinks#anon hate tw
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me (exaggerated yakuza voice), to majima: sorry boss, i forgot to bring you a present for your birthday. can i be in the party anyway? -is found dead in an alleyway the next morning-
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my mental health now depends on @70sturner replying to me
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#while . i know thst i cant take everythin personally i am taking This personally#bc it does feel personal. i didnt do Anything to you. and you treated me like shit. all bc u were dealing with shit.#like i get it - breakups are fucking hard. but u dont have to push me and everyone else away.#like . the real kicker is that u prioritised idiotic men over me and called a stupid boy you knew for 12 months ur best friend.#sorry ??????? i thought i was ur best friend. and then rashly telling me u dont wanna hear from me again?#like i was already planning that but thank you for the confirmation !#im hurt over this and not entirely . helicoptering it but idc lol.#its not the 1st time she was a shitty friend to me . it wont be the last. esp since in the 4yrs ive known her#shes shown fuckall growth fr#like ur not getting ur money back either babes#im keeping it ! as a fuck you for the bullshit u put me through. that $100 is mine get fucked xoxo#grow the fuck up. ur 24. ur not a teenager. ur brain matures next year. how am i 2yrs younger but so much more mature than you#im so over this lmao. pisces season rlly abt endings hu
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DOUBLE FANTASY â
JUJUTSU KAISEN
âšâË. featuring threesomes with gojo satoru + geto suguru, nanami kento + higuruma hiromi, shiu kong + fushiguro toji, tsukumo yuki + kamo choso.
warnings. 18+ content â mdni, f! reader, threesomes, oral [m&f rec], spit roasting, double penetration, some degradation, choking, rough sex, squirting, sharing a cigarette, spit, clit slaps. | 4.5K words of FILTH
xoxo, juno. comment & rb if you enjoyed <3 !
GOJO & GETO.
perhaps letting your two roommates take care of you after a messy breakup wasnât a good ideaâor is it? less than an hour ago, youâd come home sobbing, cheeks wet with tears and eyes puffy.
satoru and suguru had pulled you into a tight hug, internally thankful youâd broken things off with that asshole (theyâd hated when he would come around) but also sympathetic towards you. it was a tough choice, which was then promptly celebrated over margaritas and shots on the couch. one thing led to another, and before you knew it, you were pressed flush against suguruâs strong chest, body sweltering with need hotter than a fire.
âs-sugu, i donât think you can both fit inside.â
ânot with that attitude, sweetheart,â suguru murmurs, hands settling on your hips as he places a small kiss to your cheek. âcome now, anythingâs possible if you believe in it.â
âbleh, you sound like confucius,â satoru fake gags dramatically, lining his cock up with his best friendâs. their sticky tips prod at your folds, and your heart races faster, rattling around in your ribcage so loudly you can hear it in your ears. although youâre a little nervous, the alcohol youâve had helps to take the edge away; you impatiently wiggle your hips forward.
âiâm sorry . . ? do you even know who confucius is?â suguru asks incredulously, flicking his bangs to the side with a jerk of his head.
âiâve seen you read enough ofââ
âdonât do this right now,â you plead, voice whiny. âjust fuck me already.â
ânow, honey. youâll have plenty of time to slut yourself out for us, donât you worry.â
ânah, sheâs right,â satoru quips, wrapping his hand around their cocks. suguru inhales sharply, unintentionally jerking his hips forward for more. âyou ready for us, babe?â
you nod weakly, and the three of you moan in unison as satoru pushes their cocks inside you. itâs slow at first, but the stretch is one that youâll remember for a lifetimeâthe burn of being split open on two cocks melts into something euphoric as each inch passes your entrance. satoru groans hungrily, his head falling back. snowy tufts of hair obscure his diamond blue eyes that he tightly squeezes shut, and a huff of breath leaves his lips.
suguru kisses your jaw, fingers trailing along the slopes of your body before finally sweeping over the delicate skin of your throat. you breath hitches when he whispers into your ear: âweâd always hear you begging to be choked harder. donât you remember that, satoru?â
âhngh, yeah,â he swallows hard at the memoryâhe and his best friend always heard everything through those paper thin walls. theyâd heard your dissatisfaction and vowed to satiate you someday. âand youâd always be going deeper, deeper!â
your cheeks burn with embarrassment. had your roommates really heard everything? how did they face you so easily in the morning after being kept awake each night?
âweâll give you everything, sweetheart.â
suguru squeezes your throat experimentally, and the corners of his lips lift when you release a moan youâd been holding back for far too long. he and his best friend slowly start to move, rocking their hips into you and developing a smooth tempo.
âboth of you are so fucking big,â you mewl, back bowing off of suguruâs chest. theyâre filling you up and stretching you out and just as you think it canât get any better, satoruâs nimble fingers wander to your clit. he curiously toys with it, eyes darkening lustfully once you react how heâd been hoping you would.
âperfect size just for you,â suguru coos, yanking you down by the throat. âsatoru, spank her a little.â
he obliges, reading his best friendâs mind easilyâa stinging slap lands on your clit, sending prickling shocks of pleasure through your body. the tips of their cocks kiss your cervix, pushing so deep you canât seem to breathe. satoru gifts your swollen, sensitive clit with slap after slap; the force behind each one only increases until youâre crying freely.
but youâre not begging him to stop, youâre begging him for more.
âgod, i always knew you were a fucking slut,â satoru chokes out, pausing to lick some of your slick off his palm. your stomach flips around at the simple action, something hot flashing through you when he closes his eyes momentarily and savors the taste. âfinally . . got you to myself.â
then he looks at suguru, who rolls his eyes. âwell, for the most part.â
âno need to sound so excited,â he deadpans, huffing beneath you. âas if youâd fuck any better than that damn ex boyfriend.â
satoru scoffs in disbelief, slapping your clit with renewed strength. his hips are still moving, still burying his cock and suguruâs inside you deeper. theyâve got you entirely stuffedâmaybe this would be better than some turkey on thanksgiving. your clit throbs with each punishing slap, but your eyes still roll back each time. while they bicker, your oxygen deprived brain spins with arousal and tipsiness. you shudder, going still and barely even managing to warn them of whatâs about to happen.
âfuck, iâm gonnaââm cumming,â you sob, sounding fragile just before youâre about to break. flashes of heat chase their way through you, until they finally explode out of you, in the form of a soaking orgasm. out of patterned habit, satoruâs palm smacks your puffy clit, which only prolongs your intoxicating high further. the intense contractions inadvertently push their cocks a few inches out of you, and your cum splashes on their skin, eliciting pleased groans from them both.
âbaby, did you justââ
âshe did, satoru,â suguru confirms, biting back a moan.
âi donât evenâi donât know what happened,â you pant, hissing when someoneâs tip bumps against your twitching clit.
ââs called squirting,â satoru supplies, entranced as he stares at your messy cunt. a mixture of slick and cum coats your inner thighs, and he canât help but swipe a finger across your skin and then stick it into his mouth. he releases it with a pop, and eyes suguru knowingly.
his voice is now raspy, thick with desire. âletâs make it happen again, sweetheart. we can take turns, of course. but my face comes before satoruâs.â
NANAMI & HIGURUMA.
the smooth oak wood surface of higurumaâs desk is littered with papers hastily swept to the side, and the fabric of your skirt fans out over a few of them. pens and other stationary supplies are forgotten on the floor, along with your now wrinkled blouse.
âh-holy shitââromi, right there! just like that.â
âone can only hope that thisâll be enough luck to carry us through the trial,â higuruma grunts, nails digging crescent shaped indents into the fat of your ass. heâs gripping you tightly, chest heaving rapidly as he vigorously fucks his cock deeper.
âah, hiromi,â nanami huffs, pushing a few stray hairs away from his forehead. theyâd escaped their neatly gelled place on his head when the three of you had rushed into higurumaâs office to discuss the final procedures before your trial. âdonât be a downer . . . this is more than lucky. weâll win, of course.â
you sob, clawing at higurumaâs shoulders. heâd discarded his suit jacket long ago, carefully folded it on one of his bookshelves so as not to ruin the cuffs and smoothness of the fabric. now, heâs rolled the sleeves of his white shirt all the way up to his elbows, and his loosened black tie swings in your face with each of his thrusts.
âwait, hiromi,â your clammy hand pushes against his stomach insistently, âs-slow down, itâs too much, iââ
higuruma looks toward nanami for instruction, and the latter simply pauses stroking his cock. he stands, pushing back the spinning chair heâd been sitting on, and steps toward the edge of the desk. a sheen of sweat covers your forehead and disrupts the smoothness of your makeup, but nanami doesnât take much pity on youâinstead, he lightly slaps your cheek.
âneed me to show you too much, angel?â his voice is low and dark, words laced with a throaty rasp that has your pussy squeezing higurumaâs cock. nanamiâs eyebrow raises as he pushes your thighs apart to take a look at the mess between them.
âseems to me like she wants you to,â higuruma nods toward your pussy, then loosens his tie and collar further. âafter my turn, of course.â
nanami grunts in agreement, settling on the edge of the desk beside your head instead of the chair. the desk creaks weakly from the newly added weight, and for a moment the idea of it collapsing beneath the three of you crosses your mind. higuruma snaps his hips forward, unconsciously licking the sweat away from his upper lip when he starts up.
your hand lamely pushes against his stomach again, but he shakes his head and nanami reacts immediately, intertwining his fingers with yours and slamming your hand down on the wood. whimpers leave your lips and the air is punched out of your lungs with each of higurumaâs strong thrusts; heâs so deep you can practically feel him in your chest.
âken, i needâmy clit,â you gasp, back bowing off the desk fruitlessly. your hips twist and jerk away from higurumaâs cock, for fear of being split open. âtouch my clit, i need to cumââ
nanami slaps your cheek again, and your eyes roll back at the penalizing sting. âhiromi, you hear that? she wants to cum.â he mocks your words, then turns back to you, hazel eyes burning holes into your own. âand how do good girls ask to cum, baby? certainly not the way you just did.â
ââm sorry,â you mewl, and higuruma slaps your clit and makes you shudder. âp-please, i wanna cum for youâiâve been a good girl!â
âhm, hiromi? you think sheâs been a good girl?â
you look up at higuruma pleadingly, tears gathered in your lashes and sparkling in the light. youâve got that blissed out and dumb look on your face, completely at peace with being thrown around and shared between them.
âsluts take it,â he groans, teeth sinking into his lower lip hard. he yanks your body closer, further bullying his cock inside you. âând youâve been running from meâisnât that right, babygirl?â
nanami clicks his tongue, and pinches one of your hardened nipples between his fingers. he looks down at you nicely, cheeks pink and hair mussed.
âmaybe iâll let you cum when itâs my turn,â he huffs, a small smile playing on his lips when you weakly moan his name as if heâll give you permission. âfor now, youâll have to beg. now, go on and open wide, baby.â
the moment your lips part, nanami spits onto your tongue; he watches you expectantly and nodding in acceptance when you swallow, drunk on the taste of his peppermint gum.
âthatâs right,â higuruma backs him up, looking down his nose at you expectantly. âspeak now or forever hold your orgasm, sweetheart.â
TOJI & SHIU.
âso, princess, still up for lunch later?â shiu grunts around a chuckle, passing the lit cigarette to toji. the latter accepts it with a scoff, rolling his jade green eyes as he sticks it between his lips.
âyes,â you and toji answer at the same time, but your voice is muffled on shiuâs cock.
toji gifts your ass with a slap and exhales the smoke, handing the cigarette back to shiu with a glare. his once stagnant hips begin to move again, almost as if heâs rejuvenated from his little smoke break. shiu only laughs, cupping the crown of your head in order to ease his cock further down your throat.
âiâm surprised youâve got the money for that, toji,â shiu teases, exhaling sharply when the tip of his cock bumps into your uvula and makes you gag. your throat constricts around his length and you let out a muffled whine in reaction to the stretch.
âyou crazy or sumân?â toji snaps, choosing to argue with his best friend while heâs balls deep inside you. his harsh thrusts make your pussy squelch, and shiuâs cum from earlier spills out onto the bedsheets below. âof course iâve got the fuckinâ money for lunch, but youâre gonna be the one paying, dumbass.â
his fingers find your swollen clit and he pinches it, making you gasp around shiuâs cock. you choke, gagging so hard tears pool in your eyesâshiu strokes your head comfortingly as you pull off his cock, coughing hard.
âyou okay, babygirl?â and he looks at toji disapprovingly, but he only continues to fuck you. the blunt head of his cock kisses your cervix lightly with each thrust, and when he feels like heâs not going deep enough, he lifts your hips to pull you back. âtoji, that was mean.â
âmean . . ? shiu, my girl can fuckinâ handle it. ainât that right, baby?â he looks to you for confirmation, quirking a brow while the scarred corner of his lip curves into a smirk.
this whole mess had started when youâd spent a night in with toji, watching movies and taking shots every now and then. youâd gotten drunk, swaying on your feet and giggling as youâd pointed to the tv screen dazedly.
âoh, toji, look! that guy looks like shiu!â
he could see the resemblance, and grunted, âdamn, he does. ugly just like him too.â
âshiu isnât ugly!â you jumped up drunkenly to defend his best friendâs appearance, waving your arms around dramatically. âheâs very good looking, actually.â
âoh, really? he doesnât have any muscle, though.â
âtoji, donât be silly,â you laughed at your boyfriend, ââcourse he does, itâs just under all those clothes of his. if he took âem off, youâd know what i mean!â
âso you got a crush on shiu?â toji asked in disbelief, his cheeks flaring a deeper pink as he took another vodka shot. âaw, i should let him know.â
one thing led to another, and shiu had come over for breakfast. then your little crush had gotten out, and a bet was placedâwho could fuck you better? the condition for the loser was then set in place: whoever lost would buy lunch for the three of you without question.
ây-yeah, toji,â you mumble, forehead pressing into shiuâs pelvis weakly. heâd been the first to fuck you, and now itâs tojiâs turn with your pussyâyouâre sure you wonât walk smoothly ever again.
âcanât hear you,â toji taunts, lifting your hips and yanking you back onto his cock. the new angle forces him deeper, stretching your cunt out even further. âwanna repeat that for me, doll?â
ângh, f-fuck,â you moan, eyes rolling back. his cock slams into that sweet, sensitive spot thatâs deep inside you, and the tears that had been building in your eyes finally pour down your cheeks. the mascara and eye makeup youâd worn for the breakfast smears against shiuâs skin and makes messy tracks down your face. he curiously slips a finger beneath your chin to make you look up at him.
âaw, baby. i really canât wait to hear who fucked you better . . . my back certainly wasnât cracking as much as his is.â
âshut it, shiu,â toji groans, savoring the broken moans that freely leave your lipsâgasping ahâs and whines that you couldnât stop even if you wanted to. âhand me the fuckinâ cig.â
shiu obliges, chuckling softly when he notices you pawing around his thighs in search of his cock. you whimper when you finally get his tip back in your mouth (with his guidance), slowly taking him in inch by inch. he groans, tossing his head back when he finally bumps into the back of your throat.
âm-mind if i fuck your mouth, doll face?â he asks, thighs twitching expectantly. a vein in tojiâs forehead bulges at the way he steals his pet name for you.
you shake your head shyly, blinking slowly while toji fucks every single thought out of your head. heâs deliberately holding himself back so youâll go dumb on his cock, unable to scream anything but his name. yes, this is how heâll show shiu who can fuckâshow him that youâre his girl, his doll face.
tendrils of smoke waft over your break before dissipating in the air as if they were never there. you shudder as tojiâs fingers reach your clit, rubbing sloppy circles on the sensitive nub even though your hips rear away. you still havenât recovered from the overstimulation shiu caused with both his tongue and fingers, but thatâs okay. heâll have you cumming on his cock regardless.
with a deep groan, shiu cups the back of your head to keep you steady, and he shoves his hips forward, his cock slamming far down your throat. you gag, but heâs mercilessâdoesnât give you more than a second to breathe before heâs at it again, setting a brutal pace that matches tojiâs.
âugh, fuckâwant ya to cum on this cock for me, doll,â he groans, starting to slap his fingers against your clit. your legs kick out in reaction, and you hump your hips back against his hand. tojiâs fucked you so hard you canât even feel shiuâs cum dripping out of you anymore; heâs seconds away from replacing it with his own thick load and having you hold it inside you during lunch.
you nod dumbly on shiuâs cock, starting to sob louder as your own orgasm hurtles toward you. the high is absolutely inescapable, and your watery eyes meet shiuâs when you tip your head up. to the best of his abilities, heâs sweetly talking you through it, his words jumbled although you manage to hear a few clearly.
âhow âbout we all cum together?â he suggests, wiping a stray tear from your face with the pad of his thumb as if he wasnât the one that caused it.
âwhatever, just as long she does first,â toji warns, his husky voice carrying a tenderness that only you can hear. âgot that, shiu?â
like a cheshire cat, he smiles in response, sticking the worn down cigarette between his lips. he takes a drag and thrusts as deeply as he can go before holding your head down at his pelvis. you can hear his quiet moan beneath the clapping of skin against skin and all the other noise; his cock shoots ribbons of white down your throat and he shudders when you swallow it all eagerly, looking up at him for more.
toji throbs against your cervix, and he grabs your asscheek in one of his hands to tug and slap at. ââm gonna cum, shit . . . wouldnât ever wanna cum outside of this pretty pussy.â
his fingers work your clit until youâre arching your back and crying out, gushing on tojiâs cock with no end in sight. wetness sprays against his pelvis and abs, and he groans, fucking you through it.
âsuch a mess, doll,â he groans, slipping a hand around your throat and pulling you off shiuâs cock. he instead pins you against his muscular chest, looking over your shoulder through hooded eyes at shiu, who hasnât gone soft yet. âfuckinâ love it, though.â
toji places a few wet kisses to your neck, moving close to your ear. âso, doll face? whereâs lunch gonna be? shiuâs treat, of course.â
YUKI & CHOSO.
âcâmon, you donât really plan to just sit and watch us, do you?â yuki pushes her blonde bangs away from her forehead with an enchanting smile playing on her lips. she playfully tilts her head to the side, eyeing choso and his seated form.
âwell, i . . . you said youâd teach me,â he offers lamely, his reddened cheeks only darkening. he catches your eyes on him too and awkwardly crosses his legs, trying to hide the tent in his pants.
when youâd finally had enough of your boyfriendâs ineducable inexperience, youâd decided to bite the bullet and ask your best friend. yuki had been receptive from the start, her eyes gleaming while youâd explained the situation to a willing choso.
âoh, you wonât learn anything from over there,â she laughs, waving him over to the empty space beside her on the bed. âyâknow, sex is pretty hands on.â
choso settles beside her, and the bedframe creaks as it accommodates the new weight. his fingers are trembling as they brush over the tender skin of your inner thighs, and his eyes widen when they come close to your dripping pussy. slick is smeared all over your skin and shining in the low light, utterly enticing to the both of them.
yuki spreads your legs further, and you draw in a sharp breath, lower lip slipping between your teeth.
âcome closer,â she coos, pointing at your clit with a smirk. âthatâs her clit . . . âs the secret to the female orgasm, choso. go on, give her a lick.â
without question, choso adjusts himself so heâs on his stomach, and he experimentally licks your clit. his silky tongue is flexed and nervous, dipping down further to taste the wetness trickling from your slit.
âf-fuck, choso,â you cry, insides lurching deliciously at the feeling. one look at yukiâher cheeks are colored pink, tongue unconsciously darting out occasionally to sweep over her lower lipâand another at choso, whose movements are gradually becoming more insistent, has a sweltering heat coiling deep in your stomach.
your hips jerk forward, pelvic bone nearly nailing him in the bridge of his nose, and chosoâs head rears back in concern. ââm sorry, are youââ
âour girlâs loving it,â yuki hisses, not even missing a beat as she cups the crown of his head, manicured nails digging into your boyfriendâs scalp as she forces his head back down. he doesnât resist, letting out a muffled moan when his face lands directly in your pussy. slick smears across the lower half of his face and he feels the saliva pool on his tongue from how hungry he is.
chosoâs nose bumps into your swollen clit, and a pitched whine tears from your throat. âneedâi need more, please,â yuki settles onto her stomach beside choso, palm leaving his head. her fingers impatiently push past his chin, stroking lightly against your dripping pussy, and she quietly moans in delight.
you watch slack jawed as yuki pushes her fingers into her mouth, and her eyes squeeze shut. her hips grind against the bed, sheets rustling softly beneath her body. chosoâs too caught up to notice, dark strands of hair sticking to his sweaty forehead.
âchoâah, shitâuse your fingers, baby.â
your boyfriend obliges obediently, carefully pushing his fingers inside you and tugging back to let yuki take over with her mouth.
that heat inside you ignites into an inferno the second her mouth finds your clit. her lips lightly wrap around it and her tongue sweeps over the swollen bud; to tease you a little further, she lets her teeth occasionally nibble at it.
âthis what you wanted?â choso pants, voice lilting curiously as his eyes rake over your body. heâs always been rather shameless when it comes to looking you over, but after this, heâll finally be able to back it up with a hundred percent. the heave of your chest and parting of your bitten lips is enough of an answer, but he wants to hear it from you. his fingers curl inside you, pressing into a spot that scratches the unbearable itch in your brain perfectly.
ây-yes, cho!â and youâve got stars in your eyes, feeling an unfamiliar pressure straining in your lower abdomen. âwannaâwanna cum on your face, please.â
âyou heard her,â yuki quirks a brow, thumb working your clit in place of her tongue. sheâs got a wildness in her eyes, with the lower half of her face sticky like chosoâs. âletâs make our pretty girl cum together, hm?â
choso flushes all the way to his neck but nods, his two fingers pushing deeply over and over. a small sting accommodates the stretch, but is quickly forgotten when their faces push against one anotherâs in their rush for a taste. your slick is sweet like ambrosia, and theyâre far too greedy to take turns with your cunt.
your clammy fingers push into yukiâs flowing tresses, while your other hand cups the crown of chosoâs head and pushes him impossibly closer. her moans are softer than his as she finds your clit again, licking desperately, almost as if sheâs begging you to cum.
meanwhile, choso places a hand above your pelvic bone, palm pressing into the soft skinâyouâd mentioned that fingering wasnât fingering without that small detail and he hasnât forgotten it sinceâand itâs becoming difficult to breathe without panting. whiny moans fill the spaces in between your babbled words of bliss, and yuki knows that she wonât be able to get enough of you once this is over.
âooh, fuck,â you sob, nearly choking on your words when your back uncontrollably arches off the bed. your fingers tighten in her hair and your nails scratch against chosoâs scalp, making a mess of his once neatly tied buns. âyuki, âm so close, canât hold itââ
sheâd known what had been coming the moment youâd asked for chosoâs fingers. sheâs unable to stop herself from smiling against your clit, and chosoâs tongue bumps into her own as he fights for a piece of you too. heâd initially been all for this so he could learn how to make you tick, what you really meant when youâd beg for his mouth.
his skin is hot as it pushes against hers, their cheeks puffing up a little as they fight for dominance over your clit. theyâre shaking their heads all too much, and chosoâs grunting while yuki does too, sending vibrations through your already sensitive clit. that pressure burns through your body, and your legs begin to tremble on either side of them as it grows more intense.
âhmphâcum for us, pretty girl.â
similarly, choso tugs away for a moment and lets out a huff, pressing down hard while his fingertips push into your sweet spot, âlet us taste it, baby.â
their simple words do the trick, and with a gasp, your pussy begins to gush waterfalls right onto their faces. yuki eagerly slurps up the slick and cum from your cunt, with no regard for the way itâs still fluttering sensitively. choso barely gets a taste, only getting the tip of his tongue wet, and he pulls back with an annoyed scoff.
âyuki, thatâsââ
ây-yuki!â you interrupt, voice breaking as you pathetically try to writhe away from her. with choso sitting back, sheâs able to grab you by the hips and drag you close, insistently licking you through the dizzying high. ââs too much, waitâchoso!â
âyuki,â he scolds with a shake of his head, but makes no move to pull her away. honestly, if he tried, he wouldnât be able to. âthatâs no fair, i didnât even get a taste. and sheâs my girl.â chosoâs words are pointed and a little whiny, and yuki just rolls her eyes.
âthen come here ân try again. just look at her, sheâs dying for more . . arenât ya, pretty?â
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I haven't seen this in fanfic before, but my current poly configuration is:
For context, everything is completely consensual and fun. Me and The Wife(TM) just really like to bond over teasing our shared partner.
this is my favorite love triangle resolution it's always so funny. yeah this is my wife. and that's her wife, my best friend mike.
#we also gang up on him#when he has gross habits#like when he's been avoiding cleaning his car#for too long#she and i also both have autism#so sometimes i translate for her#she goes âim doing this thing nowâ#he's like âwhat? why would she do thatâ#and i go#duh#for sensory reasons#you sweet dumb man#last night we all slept in bed togegher#and he got up first#which meant that i got to make jokes#about stealing his wife#sorry babe she doesnt want you anymore :(#she's getting a divorce to be with me#xoxo try again later
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the real reason tom and cam break up is because tom is against open source software
#âafter ryan released the code look at what happened to macmillan utility's sHaReHoLdEr VaLuEs!1!11!â#open source software is the future babe sorry xoxo <3#hacf rewatch 2023
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final psa before bed . . . john hates the sex pistols
#â â â áś á´ľá´ł âš â . â â ooc#literally makes my blood boil everytime i think of the nbc pilot#they were a reason to sell clothes ???? the very antithesis of punk ???#anyway he's a big fan of the clash !#dead kennedys and x ray spex on full blast all the time#wanted to be joe strummer growin up but he's really just got the charms of a lead singer </3 not the vocals but sick guitar player tho </3#someone calls him sid vicious and he will beat them up not sorry bout it babes xoxo#but it's also so important to me that u know he's secretly a blur fan when it comes to britpop tho#anyway time for bed ! đ¤ #â â â áś á´ľá´ł â° â . â â headcanons
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one thing about me is that if you reccomend me something to watch/listen to/read I will 99.9% not do that. yes I'm sorry if that's something you really care about but if you actually want me to consume some type of content/media do not tell me to do so. you can talk about how much YOU love it and I will...let myself be manipulated into loving it too. eventually.
#just be a little manipulative babe that's all I'm asking#I'm rumbling#dont hate me xoxo#sorry for not accepting your love language ig
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