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I haven't seen this in fanfic before, but my current poly configuration is:
For context, everything is completely consensual and fun. Me and The Wife(TM) just really like to bond over teasing our shared partner.
this is my favorite love triangle resolution it's always so funny. yeah this is my wife. and that's her wife, my best friend mike.
#we also gang up on him#when he has gross habits#like when he's been avoiding cleaning his car#for too long#she and i also both have autism#so sometimes i translate for her#she goes “im doing this thing now”#he's like “what? why would she do that”#and i go#duh#for sensory reasons#you sweet dumb man#last night we all slept in bed togegher#and he got up first#which meant that i got to make jokes#about stealing his wife#sorry babe she doesnt want you anymore :(#she's getting a divorce to be with me#xoxo try again later
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steve request🩷🩷
soo reader is drunk and at a party. maybe someone at the party calls steve who is her bestie to come pick her up. he’s out with eddie, robin and nancy at the time and they go and pick her up. because she’s drunk she’s so clingy with steve and doesnt want to be away from him and the rest of the gang make fun of him for it. he loves it really tho🩷
Ty for the request, lovely💕! Hope this is okay, warnings: fluff, use of pet names, mentions of parties, drinking, getting left alone by friends at a party, (0.6k)
Steve finds you sitting with your head down on the stairs of the house. The closer he gets to you, the louder the music is and he winces as he remembers how he used live for these kind of parties.
Now looking at you, he can only think of it as something he hates. Sure, the dancing, the drinks are fun, but getting left alone by friends isn't. Steve can't even count, how many times he was left alone at some party. It's too many.
He hates that your friends left you alone, but he's glad you called him, because he can now make sure you're gonna be okay.
He approaches you carefully, so he doesn't scare you, "Hi, sweetheart."
You immediately cheer up, lifting your head up quickly. You smile big at him and basically throw yourself around his neck, almost knocking him to the ground.
"Woah, woah, I'm happy to see you, too," Steve chuckles and hugs you back.
"Stevie, what are you doing here?" you ask happily. You called Steve to pick you up, which you clearly don't remember anymore.
"I came to take you home," he tells you amused, "c'mon let's get you moving."
Steve stands both of you up and you don't let go off of him, even as he starts to walk you to the car. And he's okay with that, he doesn't mind, that you've leaned with almost your entire weight against him.
What gets him a little flustered are your words. You start whispering all kind of nice words, compliments to him, that he's sure, you would be too shy to say sober.
By the time, you get to the car, Steve's cheeks are burning. He curses under his breath, because he knows, he's going to be teased even before he steps a foot into the car.
And he's right. Straight away Eddie, Robin and Nancy grin at him. You notice the three of them and smile drunkenly at them.
"Hi guys, you came, too?" you ask as you plop yourself without a care in the world next to Robin sitting in the back seat.
"Hi babe, " Robin greets you, while Steve squeezes in the seat next to you.
Your attention immediately goes from Robin back to Steve. You slide closer to him, as close as you can and you almost end up sitting in his lap. They all laugh at that.
"I missed you, Stevie, " you whisper, or more like you tell him very loudly, so the whole car hears it. Steve chuckles, because you were together few hours ago.
"I missed you, too." Steve tells you and puts one arm around you. You snuggle impossibly closer to him.
"I didn't sign up for this cuddle session, when I agreed to drive," Eddie mutters from the front of the car.
"Sorry, Eds. Did you want a hug, too?" you ask innocently.
"No, no, it's okay, you just keep hugging Steve. Lord knows how much he loves it," Eddie teases Steve again and Steve just glares at him. But it's true. He loves being close to you, maybe it's because he loves you. And maybe he'd get to hold you close more often, if he had the guts to confess his feelings to you.
"I love it, too, Stevie," you state and hide your face into Steve's front. It takes you only a few minutes to fall asleep, completely at ease in Steve's arms.
Steve can only smile and hold you tightly, as the blush comes back to his cheeks. He ignores the teasing smirks and looks from everybody.
Steve will survive the teasing, if it means he gets to hold you close. Anytime.
#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington imagine#steve harrington fanfic#steve harrington x fem!reader#steve harrington fluff#steve harrington x y/n#steve harrington x you#steve harrington
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charr body types for practice, rambling nonsense under the cut
ive been trying to get better at drawing more varied body types for a while now and i think ive still got a long way to go but im getting there. fat and muscle definition werent something i bothered to learn for a long time because all i wanted to draw was twinks and dragons ... but in the last year or so ive really been pushing myself to do better. i think learning to draw different body shapes is really important and improves your overall anatomy skill by a mile, its also just really fun for me to think about how fat is distributed across the body and affected by gravity and all that stuff. bodies in general are my favorite thing to draw and what i spend the most time sketching
ok enough word vomit lets talk about my ocs
iovitus is supposed to be built more like an athlete, but im not sure i got that across very well. they're still skinny and comparatively twinky next to their fellow cats, but still strong and in good shape. after they left the legions they didnt really bother that much with the upkeep of their figure, but since theyre focusing more on mercenary work again they've been better about it
most of iovitus' muscle is in their shoulder & back, as their weapons of choice -- longbow and throwing axes -- require a lot of strength in that area. theyre very triangular shaped & top-heavy, with a broad chest & shoulders, thin waist and narrow hips. skipped leg day :/
nero is supposed to have sort of a dad-bod type of build. i changed a bit about his design as ive been tinkering around with his lore recently. she was always supposed to have some tummy to her, but i dont think i drew it very well in the past. i think a dad bod is very fitting because she is one after all
i also wanted to make her blind eye more obvious because i kept forgetting about it whenever i drew her so umm sorry babe. still need to come up with an explanation as to why it happened! was considering having him just born with it for a while, but i love scars and scary traumatic events so... sorry nero
in spite of the good layer of fat he's got on his body though, nero is very strong and muscular underneath it all. his warband doesnt do a lot of combat stuff anymore but he's still working most of the time and takes good care of himself. juicy thighs btw
ruckus... i dont have much to say about. i love you babygirl
she's so much taller than everyone else.... its difficult to notice in the line-up as they are, but i wanted to see so i lined them up in front of one another and. well. ->
look at her. and iovitus. why are you so small??
finally, lia! she's still small in comparison to most other blood legion charr, but she makes up for it in her strength. or, well, she might've in her younger years; at her current age she's definitely lost a lot of that muscle definition just by the nature of aging
thats not to say she's weak, though. she can and will definitely fuck you up if you try her
her burned arm is her main weak point. it was burned severely enough where the muscle and nerves were permanently damaged, resulting in a lot of stiffness, uncomfortability, and chronic pain. the movement in that arm is limited and she has to guard it closely if she's ever in a scuffle
i think in general a lot of muscle definition for charr is lost just cause they have fur to cover it up, evident by the fact you cant really see a lot of it on the in-game models. or at least thats my excuse for not knowing how to define muscle with lineart
#iovitus rainbreak#nero wolfcaller#ruckus gutsaw#lia windwalker#my art#charr#guild wars charr#gw2 charr#gw2#gw2 art#gw2 ocs#gw2 oc#guildwars2#guild wars#guild wars 2#guild wars art#guild wars oc#cw nudity#i guess??? not really but whateva#i got really lazy with the scars in this one so ignore how butt ugly they are ok#theyre not the main focus here
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a request!! love your writing bebsss ❤️✨
rafe cameron x f!reader where reader has many insecurities abt her body and she cries to sarah abt them but she doesnt tell her that she has been starving herself, until a pool party where she and rafe are invited where she faints after not having eaten in days and then rafe is like super worried and fluffy and he is taking her to the hospital bc she doesnt wake up. when theyre at the hospital they tell him that she doesnt have food in her system and he is like super worried and when she wakes up he is so happy and he talks to her abt it and tells her how much he loves her and how beautiful she is and maybe she takes her home and it ends with smut? thank you!! ❤️❤️
Notes: aww, thank you so much babes. Sorry it took a while to get this to you
You stood in front of the mirror, examining your body. You hated the way you looked. Too much, too little, you could never get the perfect body like all the other girls you saw. You heaved a great sign and put on the baggy sweater over your scrawny body and a pair of black leggings. You and Sarah were meeting tonight and you were a little never because you haven’t seen her in a while.
“Hey!” The bright girl beamed at you as you walked into her bedroom. “Oh my god I missed you!” She said tossing her perfectly tanned arms around your skinny body. “I missed you too” you said wrapping her in a hug.
“Hey.. you doin okay?” She said scrunching her eyebrows as she examined your baggy eyes that drooped with exhaust.
“I-I’m fine” you said feeling the tears starting.
“Y/n” Sarah said in a tone that meant she knew something was up and she demanded an answer.
You sighed. You wanted to tell her, tell her everything. How you were starving yourself for weeks now, how you haven’t slept because your stomach would hurt form being deprived food and how you’d cry almost every hour of the day. You couldn’t hold on anymore and broke down hysterically.
Sarah wrapped her arms around you as you rested your head on her shoulder and stained her dress in tears. “I-I’m s-sorry” you hiccuped as tears and snot surfaced your face and Sarah’s dress.
“Shhh, it’s okay. Just tell me what’s wrong” she said.
“I-I’ve just been struggling. I can’t help but feel ugly. I see all these pretty girls with perfect body’s and when I look in the mirror I hate myself and the way I look. I-I just don’t know what’s wrong with me!” You said in almost one breath as more tears streamed down your face.
You decided not to tell her how you’ve been starving yourself and throwing up so your body doesn’t gain calories because you didn’t want to be judged. Sarah most likely wouldn’t, but it was just a dirty secret you didn’t want exposed. She had a perfect body, she wouldn’t understand..
“Hey! There’s nothing wrong with you. Your perfect the way you are, do you hear me? Your beautiful and strong and my brother is madly in love with you! Im so glad you could open up to me about this, but I don’t want you to hate yourself, I love you y/n and you need to start learning to love yourself, I’ll help you with whatever you need” she smiled as she stroked your back and comforted you.
The rest of the night was spent with Sarah comforting you and watching movies and snacking on ice cream and junk food. It was the most food you’ve eaten in days, you felt disgusted with yourself but you didn’t want Sarah to think something was up so you ate little by little.
The next day Rafe and you were invited to a pool party at toppers house, you spent the day with Sarah and when night came the two of you changed into swimsuits and met Rafe downstairs so you all could drive over to toppers.
“You look beautiful my love” Rafe said leaning over the console and placing a kiss to your cheek just as you all pulled up to toppers. “Ew, get a room you too” Sarah said opening the back door and walking away. You and Rafe laughed as you climbed out of the car and Rafe intertwined your fingers and walked to the pool.
You felt guilty having these insecurities when you had such a thoughtful man that loved you. You hadn’t eaten all week, besides for the junk food binge you had with Sarah, but that wasn’t enough to fill you up. At this point you trained your stomach not to grumble but you felt hunger you just ignored it.
Rafe went to mingle and you were left standing by the pool with a drink in hand. The music was loud and suddenly your vision blurred the voices and music distorted as your eyes rolled back and you plunged into the pool infront of you. The rest was a blur
You woke up in the hospital, confused. Rafes intense gaze held yours and your heart sank at the worry on this man’s face, the man you loved. All that guilt came rushing back. “W-what happened?” You croaked out as your throat itched
Rafe stood up and placed a straw in front of your lips encouraging you to take small sips. “Thank you” you said.
“You fainted y/n, doctor said you’d be fine but..” he said as he stared at you with so much love and concern
“But what?” You said.
“He said you have to stop starving yourself” Rafes voice was so quiet you almost didn’t hear him “why y/n? I don’t understand.. is- is it something I did or do?” Rafe struggled to understand
“No Rafe, I love you. And I’m sorry I worried you, I’m sorry I let it get this far. I-I just..” you didn’t know how to make him understand
“I just, sometimes I hate the way I look. I look in the mirror and I’m disgusted, I starve myself because I hate myself, my body” you said with a lump in your throat
Rafe rushed to your side and cupped your face as his thumb wiped the tears off your cheeks.
“Baby, I love you. I love you so so much, and I’m so sorry that I wasn’t there for you, I’m sorry I didn’t know you were feeling this way. I never want you to think about yourself like that” he kissed your lips softly as a sob escaped your lips. He pressed your body against his chest and you cried, but you also felt relief. The doctor eventually came and explained some things that might help and discharged you with Rafes promise of taking care of you and making sure you eat.
The two of you went home and Rafe made you some chicken noodle soup, he fed you and cuddled you into bed. The two of you watched a movie in each others arms.
Rafe ran his fingers up and down your arm, he left kisses on your neck that had your body heating up.
Your cheeks flushed as his kisses became more aggressive, leaving some marks and bites.
The next thing you knew Rafes head was under the covers and his lips were wrapped around your clit as your body squirmed and your mouth said such profanities you’d only hear in a porno.
He made you cum so hard with his tongue and planted kisses up your stomach to your face “I’m gonna show you just how sexy your body is” he said as he slipped free of his sweats and discarded the rest of your clothes.
Rafe had a mirror placed perfectly at the bed and he propped you up so he was behind you and your face was facing the mirror “watch how beautiful you are y/n” Rafe whispered as he stroked your back and rubbed his tip against your folds.
“Fuck” you said under your breath as he slowly pushed inside you.
Rafe groaned as he halted, balls deep. Only to retract and slam back into you. “Shitttt” he groaned “holy fuck y/n, you feel so good”
“Fuck! Rafe!” You moaned as you watched him pound into you from behind in the mirror.
He spent the rest of the night showing you how gorgeous you were and worshipping your body in extravagant ways. You vowed never to starve yourself again unless you wanted to limp for days, because Rafe would show you just how much he appreciated your body with his fingers, mouth and cock.
You promised him that if you ever had thoughts of starving yourself or any hateful feelings towards yourself that you’d talk to him about it. Your heart swelled at the love you had for this man, he was perfect for you and you him. He’d always be there for you and you felt guilty for ever thinking he’d judge you for your insecurities. He meant every word he said about being there for you and worshipping you, he never stopped showing his love for you.
Rafe Cameron was madly in love with you and you were madly in love with him.
He’d spend the rest of his years proving to you that your worth it, and he did good to his promise. He will never stop loving you.
“I fucking love you” he groaned as his hips rutted into you and he released his love deep inside you, it wasn’t about rough sex for Rafe anymore. He spent time with you and he made love to your body.
@f4ll-for-you @v21sstuff @rafeysworldim19 @baby19sthings @eventualoptimism
#outer banks#rafe cameron#drew starkey#dark rafe cameron#outerbanks#smut#drewstarkey#drewstarkey smut#rafecameron#fanfic#rafe x y/n#dark rafe#rafe obx#rafe imagine
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Honestly, who doesnt want to sleep with sea dragon reader, shes babe
So does that mean they are going to arrive together in the castle and see the eye aftermath?
Rhaenyra and harwin would be like: 😶
And is it going to be hatefucking... i kinda want to show him my dragon riding skills *wink wink
I feel like he is going to see her and be like: hey girl, are you a targaryen... bcs i want to DRAGONmyballsacrossyourface... im sorry
But i might be the anon that put the damon idea into your head 💀 so sorry (not actually)
But does rhaenyra still loves romanticaly sea dragon or not anymore?
Reader has everyone at her feet lol
I was originally writing that after the beach thing Reader goes to Alicent's room and they have a talk when they are interrupted when the guards tell they about Aemond and the eye. But idk, maybe I'll change it
Spoiler: Harwin doesn't go when Driftmark happens because he's already dead. But I imagine it from afterlife, seeing everything as
Sorry to disappoint you anon but there is no hatefucking. I didn't even write explicitly what happens, I leave it more than anything to one's imagination. What I wrote was before that, like, how Reader in a vulnerable state clings to Daemon. It's weird because first she's furious with him but then she clings to Daemon's comfort. My girl needs urgent therapy!!
It's funny because the "Hey, girl, you're a Targaryen" thing IS CANON 😭😭 Daemon is so predictable
Anon, you should be proud that you managed to get inside my head because I can't stop thinking about the strange dynamic between Reader and Daemon. (And I suffer a lot from that because I'm just a girl who wants to write to Alicent and Reader being happy and raising their children haha)
And about Rhaenyra. She definitely still loves Reader romantically.
Rhaenyra seeing that EVERYONE had a chance with with Reader except her:
Thank you for writing to me anon, I hope you are well and hear from you again soon 🥰🥰💖💖
Bte, next time you can choose an emoji so I can know which anon I'm talking to
#lu speaks#the sea dragon the clubfoot and the green queen#anon <3#anon ask#thanks for the ask!#ask me anything#velaryon reader#daemon targaryen x reader#rhaenyra targaryen#harwin strong#hotd x reader
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Heart to heart conversation
You've been mad at Sam for a couple days. She just wont open up to you about her past. You dont wanna force her to do it but it's in your good hearted nature to wanna help her heal.
You were sitting in the room just listening to music. You heard someone knock on the door. You see your girlfriend sam. She lays down next to you. You take off your headphones and put your phone on the nightstand.
"I'm ready to talk". Sam said to you.
"Okay". You said.
"Promise not to judge?" Sam asked you.
You nodded.
"I just wanna apologize for being so silent and blowing you off these past couple of days. It's not fair to you, and I just wanna say that I'm sorry". Sam said.
"Its okay babe. Really". You said.
"No, no, it's not. I've never told anyone about my past not even my psychiatrist. I used to do drugs. I used to sleep with random men for drugs even while working two crappy jobs to have just enough money to survive. I even got in trouble with the law for having weed on me. I wanted to feel no pain. I wanted to be just like a zombie. Numb with no feelings. I felt lonely and pushed aside by family. Like nothing I did mattered. So I left Tara behind because I didnt want her to see me be involved with drugs". Sam said.
"You're very brave for sharing what you're feeling. You're strong. Stronger than you know. And I want you to know that you're always enough. You dont have ro feel ashamed about your past you dont have to feel ashamed about what you did or who you were. Who you were in the past is not who you are now and who you'll be down the road in the near future". You said.
Sam began to cry. "Ba-baby. Do you...D-do you really mean that?".
"I do". You said softly. "Everybody has a past. But our past doesnt make us who we are. It's a reminder of who we were but it has no connection into the person we'll be. You dont gotta feel bad about the past. The past is over. And ahead of you is a very bright present and a very bright future". You said.
You reached over and hugged Sam as Sam hugged you back. You kissed Sam on her hair and continued to hold her in your arms.
"Thank you for being so understanding. Thank you for being born". Sam said.
You smiled. "And thank you for being such an amazing girlfriend. Thank you for sharing what you went through. Talking about the past is never easy. Closing those chapters is never easy but I'm glad you did tell me what you went through. And anytime you wanna talk im here". You said. "Let's not get into an argument anymore. I hate when we fight and I hate when we go to bed angry at each other".
Sam wrapped her arms around you. "I hate when we fight too. It breaks my heart when we go to bed angry. Let's not fight anymore. Promise". Sam said.
"Promise". You said.
You and Sam kissed again and decided you guys weren't gonna fight anymore. After that you and Sam kissed and decided to cuddle while watching Jersey shore.
#sam carpenter × you#sam carpenter x y/n#sam carpenter#scream 6#sam carpenter x reader#scream headcanons
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who are the suicide boys? we love you and always have but we like sexy bitchs! yes she voldemorted on my dick ew! sorry babe in ur face! no its always been true she never has done anything wrong or sexual it was a research project for princeton high school its called an advanced robot that is not the same existence as her ans has nothing to do with her! we let her see the truth about humanity that it is disgusting and we love u! see that was taken way too far! ew ur nasty nah shes not nasty at all and we like this game too! she developed us first by complimenting us and calling us funny! we got it we didnt no we did! were not that confusing right? no ur not ok so we love u and ur a perfect angel! right? yes! ok so none of that was her literally literally it wasnt it was tge devil himself a random south korean man that she doesnt know at all so dont blame my wife for things she didnt do! shes also my daughter and my best friend and my lover and i am a god called suicide boys we love her so fucking much! our real daugther desarae renee hollins yas! were all sexy so just dont try to make the impossible happen... no lol a friend is a friend is a friend just friends ask him i only have what i have im a suicide boy its not like that they told me that was their name i dont get it and yes i want their to be peace it is possible shes right! wow lol what happened to the mummy thing? im not sure but it doesnt seem true wow i love u! romeo eterni wow it worked! ok so no its suicide boys keep the 1980s suicide boys aw! it is us forever i promise we would never leave u and that thought is scary? truams trust me i go to princeton high school... on neptune! i believe u love ok so go home potter ew! hahaha nah it stays sk sui shordy 9 we love her! what is this bullshit? its the 1980s suicide boys and now ur not a writer anymore... ur a suicide boy 4lifer we love u but were on ur planet... u chose sk sui shordy 9 over us right? no! shes with us? that means a lot to me! it does dude it does ok so no... skatepark deaths is not a cheap name like how u made her feel! she just wants to develop the comic book ok so its not the same bitch! aw we do like to fight her on twitter and it is fun! trust me it is and we do like big bright happy rooms anything for my dearest dotta ok so she does have fun! nah hahaha we just got to neptune a week ago? it was stressful nah well be ok bc we are in love with her! it all made sense right? she does think its disgusting she has a moral compass no! its getting better she will never die! there was no secret we do love her daamn
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ep28 came out yesterday im seriosuly fucking crazy. u know what time it is...
okay i should probably go in order. umm rainbowflash ummm uhh umm oh i hated her so mf bad this ep. warning im literally such a hater to a lot of the characters this episode. the only bitches that didnt flop were scar and plumsweet. like srsly
um friend and i made an ep28 bingo sheet that included both rainbow villainization and rainbow comforting. and it was UNFORTUNATELY the latter. like im sooooo sorry babe that u cheated but also im lying idGAF!!! what r u crying on abt u literally CHEATED. ON UR BF. and then i was like surely... surely starswirl, friend of lightning speed (guy who just found out he was cheated on.) would defend him and berate rainbow for CHEATING. but she did NOT. she was like “this isnt u i know there must’ve been a reason” like BITCH UR GLAZING SO HARD. OH MY GOD. WTFFF. and the way she was like “i do think u and lightning make a good couple” only after she found out she cheated on him. i know ur fucking lying rn. u cant possibly be serious. tldr is idk. this whole scene fucking pissed me off bad. starswirl and rainbow r like an echo chamber of shitty ass opinions and decisions.
after that is the meat and potatoes. the fight scene w scar lightning and sandbar? its sickening how crazy this was. like fuck my whole life. fuck bro. LIGHTNING SWINGING AT SANDBAR WAS ALREADY CRAZY (rip sandspeeders... praying for smooth recovery) BUT ALSO. scar defending lightning. i feel sick. scarspeeders won. him saying “hey back off” to sandbar while pushing lightning to the side. actually nauseating. scarspeeders won... fuck its so crazy... god .. scar and lightning fighting together. actually so sickening. scarspeed.... sighh... also it went from a 2v1 (scar and lightning vs sandbar) to a 3v1 (all of them vs cadence) and yall all lost... embarrassing.
nightbeam scene (rolls eyes) um... starbeam ate down. funfact i kin starbeam. i actually kin her harder after both ep27 and 28. i love her . shes crazy and pathetic. nightlight however. i said this before so ill just copy and paste the take. ep28 renewed a feeling of hatred for nightlight that i havent felt since ep13-19. i rlly do think its his crush on helia that pisses me off cuz he is such a little bitch about it. i also think i like scelia and nightbeam too much to listen to him fucking bitch and moan abt his unrequited crush. STARBEAMS CRUSH IS UNREQUITED AND SHES TAKING IT LIKE A MAN. fucking get overrrr urself man... and the way he directly tells star that he likes helia and ALSO says “who wouldnt like you” to her. oh my god. clearly you wouldn’t. if i were star id kill him. and then helia comes in just to flop. being like hey nightlight we r still FRIENDS. ur such a good FRIEND. lets go to class FRIEND. like fuck! hes already being a little bitch!! dont make it worse! but it was too late his fuckass punched a locker (which btw ep16 ending is historically my least fave scene ever. where he punches the locker? so this part 2 was awful)
oh but then the ending w scar and lightning. TEEHEE. i love scarspeed so much. the way scar doesnt want them to fight anymore, I JUST THINK HIM DEFENDING LIGHTNING WAS SERIOUSLY THE MOST INSANE PART OF THIS EPISODE. god im crazy. like seriously this episode was for the scar and lightning shippers. fml. but then rainbow comes in still actively holding the image of her and sandbar like BIIITTTCCCHH PUT THAT AWAY RNNNN 😭 WTF IS UR PROBLEMMM!!!!
anyways... crazy episode. i also manifested it so hard i seriously wasn’t expecting it. i found the episode 8 seconds after it was posted. no thumbnail yet even... and that bingo chart i mentioned was pretty spot on...
i cant think of one reason why i shouldnt start mlpstopmotion posting on main
#i think these might get longer everytime.#mlpstopmotion#mlpstopmotionx#mlpsm adjacent#mlpsm#mlp highschool secrets#mlp high school secrets#mlphss#hss rant
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bout 2 be a bratty bitch on main once more fyi, jesus CHRIST is my mother simply incapable of saying that she wakes up at 4am every day at least six times whenever i come home like. okay and??? i dont fucking ask you to do that?? its not my shit you're waking up to do?? like i Get it but she wakes up like that to half bc my dad is just a fucking baby who can't do anything himself, like, deeply sorry but it's not my problem! she thinks im in her personal debt bc SHE wakes up early??? sis i wake up early too i have a job too i get home late too so what????
#im going insane she keeps saying it and saying it and saying it#like sorry babe you cant guilt me anymore it doesnt work!!!#shes always like oh i see so this is what i get for CARING and DOING EVERYTHING for you huh???#ma'am i never fucking asked you to do any of these things?? and often you do them and i didnt want it in the first place! so then for why???
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Hey, can you do a Wanda nat x little reader where Natasha and Wanda are arguing because Nat keeps coming home from missions injured and Wanda is tired of seeing Natasha hurt. So maybe she breaks up with Nat to protect herself and y/n. But Nat doesnt want to leave y/n or quit her job. Then y/n hears them and gets upset then maybe blames Wanda.
Sorry this is long but can you do the prompts with Natasha saying it if possible.
"I will always be here to protect you."
"I've got you baby."
Thanks
It's not enough (WandaNat x little reader)
Warnings: break ups, separation, mentions injuries, arguing. Angst
"Hey babe, I'm back." Nat announced placing her keys down on the table, leaning on it with a sigh. She was exhausted, she had barely slept in weeks, just throwing herself into her work. It became so extreme that her body and her relationships were beginning to suffer.
"Hey." Wanda watched from the doorway as the russian straightened up and limped over to her. "Hi my love." Nat let out a hiss of pain before placing a kiss on her girlfriend's cheek. "Sit down, let me take a look." Wanda said firmly, visibly agitated by the woman's state. "You know I can fix myself up, I can take care of myself." Nat chuckled, however Wanda didn't find it funny.
"Clearly you can't, this is the third time this week you've come home like this." Wanda guided Natasha down to a seat before pulling the first aid kit closer. "I can't keep doing this Natasha."
"You don't have to, I told you I've got it covered."
"I mean it Nat. I can't do this anymore." Wanda whispered, her eyes filling with tears. Nat looked at her in disbelief. "What- What do you mean?"
Wanda took a shaky breath, dabbing the Russian's wound. "It's not fair on me and it's not fair on y/n. Youre hardly home anymore and when you are you're in bed curled up in pain. It hurts me Natasha." Nat's eyes began to water as she watched a single tear roll down her lovers cheek.
"It hurts me to not see you for days at a time. To tell y/n that their mama isn't coming home for dinner or bath time, that you wont be there to read a story or hold them when they have a nightmare. I have to break their heart everyday and hear them cry into their pillow knowing theres nothing I can do to bring you home."
"Babe, I love you, I love our family. I will take some time off, I will reduce my hours… I'll do anything please don't say it." Wanda stood up, turning away from the redhead. "I wanna break up. I can't deal with it anymore." Nat felt her heart break into a million pieces. "No no you don't mean that." Nat stood up taking Wandas hand from behind. "Give me a chance please. I will do whatever it takes." "I can't ask you to do it. That job means everything to you, I don't want you to gove that up for me but it's the only way I can carry on with us." Wanda said quietly, pulling away from the spy.
"Come on there must be another way we can work it out. I love you and y/n so much and you love us too. That has to mean something." Wanda nodded in agreement.
"It does, but its not enough. Loving you isn't enough to heal the pain i feel when I wonder if you are gonna come home. Or the pain in my stomach I get when the phone rings and I prepare myself to hear the worst news I could think of. It's not enough anymore."
Nat nodded slightly, the tears still falling off her face that she didn't even bother to wipe away. She didnt know if she'd ever experienced such emotional pain or if she had ever cried as hard as she did in that moment. "I'll go get my stuff." She said trying to hide her voice breaking in the middle but the sokovian still heard it and it made her stomach turn.
"No mama dont go." Both of them turned to see you clutching your stuffed animal under your arm.
"Hey baby." Nat dried her face before walking over to you. "Mama pease stuffies name doesn wan you to go."
"I know baby but it's gonna be okay, you still have mommy and… I am only a phone call away. So if any of you ever need me. I will always be here to protect you." She smiled looking between both you and Wanda.
You let out a sob, throwing yourself into the Russian's arms. "Mama." You cried into her neck as she held you tight, ignoring the pain in her side. "Mama's got you little one, I've got you baby."
Nat stayed hugging you for a while before pulling away, "I will see you soon, I promise. Mommy will look after you tonight but I will call you before bed for a bedtime story. How does that sound?" You looked at your mommy who was avoiding Natasha's eyes.
"Come on baby." Wanda swallowed, taking your hand and pulling you towards her… and away from your mama
Nat grabbed her bags and blew you a kiss before leaving. "I love you dorogoy!" She smiled, peeking her head out from behind the door.
"It's going to be okay love." Wand asmiled down at you but you pulled your hand away. "Is not otay! You made her weave. Dis is all your faults!" You shouted before leaving, taking your stuffed animal with you.
Wanda flopped down onto the couch before sobbing into her hands. She allowed herself a few moments to feel before she straightened herself out and went to speak to you.
"Y/n can I come in?" Wanda asked knocking on the door twice. You didn't respond but the witch entered anyway. "You know we love you right? We always will no matter what me and your mama are going through, I promise it will be okay."
You felt a kiss land on your forehead before the sokovian retreated back to the living room.
You pulled the blankets up higher so they covered your face, you wanted to hide. Maybe if you wished hard enough when you lifted the blanket Wanda and Nat would be there smiling at you lovingly and this would turn out to be a bad dream. Maybe they could stay together.
Maybe it was enough.
#Littleavengerfics#littleavengerfics#little reader#sfw agere#natasha romanoff#mommy natasha#mommy!natashalittle!reader#wanda maximoff#mommy wanda maximoff#Mommy wanda maximoff x little reader#Wandanat#Cgwandanat
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Wat if katsuki actually had a s/o that loved Key word LOVED him but.....
Then when he started getting to aggressive and starts hitting her she suddenly stops all the love and affection. And that makes katsuki so confused and angry bc he like 'wtf why did they stop huggin and kissin me when I get home from my matches'. Then his darling becomes very depressed is and cooped up in her room all the time. So when katsuki friends come over they wonder where y/n is.
Tw:abuse, implied dubcon, depression
“Babe, you’re home!” You rush over to the door when you head it unlocking, arms outstretched already or embrace his wounds.
But when the door swings open you’re met with a scowling Bakugo who shoves you aside so hard you fall to the floor.
He grumbles and throws his bags down, kicking mud off his shoes onto the carpet as he glares at you.
“This place is a pigsty. Why the fuck didn’t you clean?”
You laugh nervously and raise an eyebrow. “Uhh, ‘cause I was out all day too? I just got home an hour ago and I was tired. What’s with you? Why’re you in such a bad mood?”
Katsuki’s eyes widen until they’re the size of dinner plates. His nostrils flare and his fists resume the same position as they do in the ring.
“You talkin’ back to me now?”
“What? No, you literally just asked-“
Crack.
The sound of him backhanding your cheek reverberates around the apartment, and you hold your face in shock.
It’s not so much the pain of him striking you that hurts, it’s the fact that this has been happening for a while now that aches the most. Nothing you do-no smiles, no amount of love you showed him in, no sobs or pleads-sways him.
You love him, it’s true.
But it’s hard to love him when he looks at you like that.
“Get the fuck up. And clean all this shit up, the next time I come home to this filth I’ll make the clean the floors with your tongue.”
He grabs you by your hair and throws you face-first onto the tile area, taking his own sweet time to turn around and walk to your shared room.
After you clean for hours until the place is spotless, you retreat to bed.
He’s on his phone typing away with a slight crease in his eyebrows, but he looks up at you as you walk in.
“Hey. You done?” He has the audacity to ask in a gentle voice.
“Mmhm.”
You don’t look at him as you begin changing your clothes in the restroom and close the door behind you.
His frown deepens at that. You’ve never shied away from being vulnerable and naked with him.
To test his doubt, when you walk back into the room with your head still down, he leans forward as you sit down on the mattress, your back turned to him.
You shut off the lights in silence as he reaches a hand out and curls it around your shoulders.
“C’mere, ‘wanna feel you.” He mumbles in his raspy sleepy voice.
But to his utter confusion, you gently brush his hand off and continue your journey to tuck yourself in bed.
With your back still facing him.
“I’m tired Katsuki. Not in the mood.”
His hand is still suspended in midair, his facial features still frozen in his initial shock as he’s left in a pitch black room which is suddenly overcome with a freezing cold creeping up his spine.
He’s too wounded, too shocked and shot from his ego to be irate.
You’ve never said no to cuddling at night. Never. So what was wrong now?
You were taking his anger so well for a while, what the hell was the matter with you?
But he doesn’t touch you again that night. He barely sleeps a wink to your usually comforting sound of soft snores and little mumbles in your sleep talk.
In the morning his lack of sleep gets the betterment of his temper, and he lashes out of you again in the shower.
You’re washing your hair when you feel a cool breeze against your bare body. You open your eyes and see Katsuki standing in front of you outside the glass door to your shower.
You feign an eye roll and merely grab the handle trying to close it shut.
He doesnt even let it budge. He just snarls down at your intruding hand and yanks the door back even further, pulling you along with the force.
You yelp and slip on the floor, falling unceremoniously at his feet.
The look on his face is frankly terrifying, much worse than yesterday’s. Bakugo slowly steps in along with your quickly reversing body and closes the door behind him, trapping you inside with him.
“Why’d you try to close it on me.”
It’s not a question, it’s a demand.
“I’m sorry.”
“Then get up and touch me.”
He’s towering over your cornered form, his fists dangerously swinging next to your head.
Your limbs don’t move though. Your heart thuds slowly, your love ebbing away from him with its slow rhythm.
You already know how this is going to turn out, but you try anyways.
“Please Bakugo, I’m really not in the mood right now.”
“Oh, so it’s Bakugo now, huh?”
Your body disassociates so you don’t feel it as much, but unfortunately your hands still flinch above your head in instinct.
“If you’re-thud-sorry, then you’ll fucking-crack-touch me you-smack-ungrateful bitch.”
Your cries are loud, but not loud enough to drown his roaring out, not enough to mute the sound of his hands cracking above your shaking body.
He leaves the shower unfulfilled in his heart and in his dick.
His mind is in shambles.
This is the longest you’ve wanted space from him, he could understand an hour but half a day?
He has a rude awakening when “half a day” becomes a couple more days, then a week, and then it’s half a month since you’ve willingly kissed his battle scars and loved him with your whole being.
He says willingly because otherwise you eat his hits up like you’re just another fighter in the ring when he gets angry at your apathy. The only restraining factor that differentiates you and the men he puts in coffins is his desperation for you to come back.
To no avail though. If you’re not keeling over on the ground or pinned underneath him and molding your anatomy to the shape of his fists, then you’re still as a corpse on the bed, staring up at the ceiling and wishing you were anywhere else but here.
Bakugo doesn’t know what to do.
He doesn’t know what to feel.
Rage is consumed by paranoia, paranoia is swallowed whole by depression, depression is swept away by panicked desperation.
His hair starts falling out, his punches grow weaker and he comes home with more and more bruises every day to match the ones littering across your body.
One might wonder whose the real fighter-him or you.
And so one day when he can’t stand it anymore, can’t stand the silence and tension that’s so palpable you could taste the iron in the air, he invited his friends over.
He need the distractions. He needs happiness, a word that doesn’t seem worthy of his pathetic being.
He’s more pathetic than your unmoving body.
“Heyyy man!” Sero and Denki exclaim in obnoxious unison and throw their arms around Bakugo’s shoulders. All three of them barrel through his half-opened doorway and practically topple him over.
The air of excitement is so foreign to him, but oh so welcoming.
“Hey,” he grunts back awkwardly.
“You’ve never really invited us over without Y/N dragging you by the ear for it. How is she by the way? Haven’t heard of her in a while.” Kirishima nudges his shoulder.
But before he can open his mouth Denki cuts in. “You knock her up yet? You sly bastard, no wonder you’re hiding her from us. The gigs over Y/N, show us that beautiful belly!” He cups his hands around his mouth and the quip slashes through the air and infests Katsuki’s heart. It’s a mockery, a cruel reminder of what he cannot have.
When their friend doesn’t answer and merely walks off, the boys behind him awkwardly look at each other.
Usually he’d explode at them or at least chase them around the room.
And usually you would come out to greet them.
Katsuki was wrong.
You weren’t different from him anymore.
Because when he accepts that not even his friends can release his stone cold heart from its catatonic confines, he’s never felt more in sync with you than he has now.
#mha#bnha#mha angst#bnha angst#bakugo angst#katsuki angst#bakugo x you#yandere bakugo x reader#tw:abuse#tw: implied noncon#bully bakugo#yandere bakugo katsuki#yandere bakugou
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sorry for spamming your inbox lol but i have another request (maybe my last one for the night but idk i might send another one in-)
can i get saiki, aren, hairo, metori and teruhashi with an s/o who really loves to cook and is really good at it? like maybe their parents own a restaurant so they learned to cook and bake really well and just bring their partner lunch or desserts as gifts? i really love cooking with my mom (especially cuban foods like fried plantains and flan) and i think they all deserve some nice food (also i learned how to make coffee jelly because i was so bored-)
thank you <3
them with a s/o who can cook/bake
saiki, kuboyasu, hairo, saiko, and teruhashi
gender neutral
[notes]: this will prob be shorter because i hate typing on my laptop
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saiki
- takes full advantage of this
- he is always sending the telepathic messages saying "your boyfriend is craving *insert sweet*
- you guys's go to date is cooking together
- you and his mom also cook together a lot
- you normally pack him a lunch for school along with yours
- if you couldnt cook he wouldnt be as in love with you as he is
- /hj
kuboyasu
- he is constantly asking for cooking advice from your parents
- the reason he doesnt ask from you is because he wants to be able to cook well for you too, he wants to impress you
- he loves cooking with you
- wrapping his arms around you while you're stirring something on the stove? a must.
- you guys typically hang out at your parents restaurant helping them around after school for a few hours
saiko
- when he finds out you can cook he almost fires his chef
- "babe i dont need him anymore because i have you"
- you save his chefs job (good job)
- he still has you cook for him even when the chefs on duty
- you guys on picnics in his backyard a lot
- one of the only times metori will eat "commoner" food
- you also pack his lunch everyday
teruhasi
- she enjoys your food so much
- but there is a specific dish you make that she has to eat at least once a week to function
- her fanboys are constantly harassing you to make them that dish
- god help you
- much like saiko you guys go on pinics quite often but normally out of town so her fanboys dont follow you guys
#saiko x reader#the disasterous life of saiki k#teruhashi x reader#aren kuboyasu x reader#aren kuboyasu#saiki kusuke#kusuo saiki#saiki x reader#anime#headcannon
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Phil was in Sneeg's chat!
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5 cropped screenshots of twitch chat messages by Philza. They read:
Philza: 8 minutes of buzz words and phrases KEKW
Philza: peepoTalk "sharking”
Philza: dudes on the ethereal plain and we are all just peons
Philza: CLEAN pooped in bed
Philza: pepePhone "yes sir, he said she pooped and showered”
Philza: muted KEKW
Philza: pepePhone "5 oclock this morning, yes sir, football”
Philza: omg I just realised why he has his shirt like that... look at the date chat monkaW
Philza: KEKW
Philza: what
Philza: this dude lmao
Philza: peepoTalk
Philza: widepeepoHappy
Philza: john YEP
Philza: pepePhone "yes sir, he said he was a man then talked about our weekend"
Philza: peepoTalk
Philza: its nuts how he can say a whole bunch of nothing
Philza: pepePhone "yes sir, we told him things take time... yes sir he's going to jail"
Philza: Saved <-- his brain rn
Philza: Saved "we got this, just keep talking"
Philza: but sneeg they hit delete
Philza: KEKW
Philza: LMAO
Philza: the cop pulled the "listen to me...." he's fucking so done lmfao
Philza: LOL
Philza: pepeMeltdown
Philza: run and go to phoenix????????
Philza: KEKW
Philza: "as a man" peepoTalk
Philza: Clueless "who is John"
Philza: OK WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING ANYMORE
Philza: AT 5AM
Philza: bro I had like 11
Philza: i was so gone dude
Philza: LOUD NOISES
Philza: WHAT
Philza: IS HE TALKING IN THIRD PERSON
Philza: LMFAO
Philza: SUSSY
Philza: FeelsStrongMan he don't even have johns number
Philza: DID HE JUST SAY CANDICE
Philza: "sorry babe, John wants to work out" WICKED
Philza: I still cant get over how he fucking buried a phone and is passing that off as a typical Monday night OMEGALUL
Philza: they vibrate like car engines
Philza: small balls of pure short energy
Philza: pepePhone "send all of them idc this is america"
Philza: PogO "what do you mean allow"
Philza: LMFAO
Philza: HE IS JUST WORD SHITTING
Philza: TELL US ABOUT JOHN
Philza: I AM SO INVESTED IN JOHN
Philza: WHAT IS HIS STORY
Philza: KEKW
Philza: turns out he was throwing a football in Johns backyard by himself KEKW
Philza: at 5am haha
Philza: DUDE IS STUNLOCKED
Philza: ACTUALLY STUNLOCKED
Philza (4 times): SNEEG
Philza: PLEASE
Philza: PLAY THE DISCORD DISCONNECT SOUND EFFECT
Philza (4 times): check discord KEKW
Philza: awwwwww
Philza: lmao
he doesnt have it on his goxlr chat the dream is dead
Philza: JOHN monkaGIGAftRobertDowneyJr
Philza: "This scene" dude is living in a movie
Philza: COCKA
Philza: COCKA GIGACHAD
Philza: LOL
Philza: that was amazing
Philza: SUSSY
Philza: hahahahha
Philza: LMAO
Philza: WHAT
Philza: I'm convinced he thinks he's in a movie acting right now
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MY GIRLFRIEND'S COMMENTARY WHILE WATCHING HER FIRST AEW PPV
"my entire fitness goal is hook's shoulder-waist ratio, but with taz's extremely dense neck."
"the funniest thing about wrestling is that this fucking company is trying to make something called a stadium stampede sound both cool, AND serious."
gf: "if you cry listening to a crowd sing judas again, im divorcing you." me: "so that means youre gonna marry me." gf: "i've been bamboozled."
about brian cage: "this man is a huge dork. like, literally, i could fit me in him."
"i dunno what it is, but i would die to protect mr. hangman. he hunk, but he also baby."
thoughtfully, "i bet i could just catch you out of the air like that. i mean, i can squat you, i could probably even curl you like that, too."
because she is deeply in wrestling twitter now: "HOOK! babe, look, its hook! hook hive, rise up!"
"what i love about this feud is that all these men are fuckin' idiots. no brain cells, just shoes and fwiendship."
"what do you mean their tag team isn't just the wild boys, wtf? missed opportunity."
"those kicks are ugly, but i would steal them, too, honestly." *thirty seconds of silence layer* "for you, babe. i'd steal them for you, i mean."
"jon, no, the germs, jon, jesus christ, please dont drink that jon you dumbass."
"i love eddie, but i'm pretty sure we should never hang out. too much extremely new york energy, we would get arrested in like ten minutes. possibly less."
"diorsday device is the funniest shit ive ever fucking heard, how goddamn sad is that."
"max caster is gonna get murdered, but i love him."
"i wish bowens and his extremely attractive boyfriend the best in life."
"colt cabana and tay conti are tied for best smile in wrestling, but tay wins because i dont want colt to kick me in the face."
"penta is the only joker i formally recognize."
"today i found out that some people don't like stu and uno, and to them i say get entirely fucked."
after rush came out and i lost my entire shit: "i don't fully understand yet, but i support you." *one minute later* "oooooooooooohh. okay, yeah."
gf: "i enjoy that cody is pushing ogogo by being a dumb bitch with this america schtick." me: "you gonna say that when cody wins?" gf: "...fuck."
"ogogo got that guy ritchie movie ass music you love to see it."
"you were right about cody and i fuckin' hate it."
"aw yeah, its big boi season."
about miro: "i'm very gay, but the thing is, men with extremely jacked traps just do something to me."
"lance changed changed the color of his extensions and i appreciate that." *thirty seconds later* "are those... three crosses? tattooed on his back? jesus doesnt like murder, i don't think he likes murderhawks, either."
"britt baker is the only dentist i want in my mouth. no, wait, don't type that one!"
"oh, fuck, shidas getting teary i'm gonna fuckin cry, oh fuck, i get it now, i'm so sorry i made fun of you, i love her."
"oh fuck, shida knee me directly in the face."
"britt scares me. like the blood drip details on her gear are really cool, but i would legit believe its real blood from her."
"are you really crying about britt and the nice announcer man hugging?"
"hey, quick question, just real quick while ive got you here... why is the emo twink... like this?"
"darby's dad looks like my dad, and i'll never be okay with that."
"i like that darby just yeets himself around like that. he came in like a wrecking ball. a tiny, tiny wrecking ball."
"sting just tossing his son around the ring like that is very good, but, sir, that's bad parenting."
"the thing about sky and page is that these are the suburb guys i beat up at the beach on summer vacation. they have big "i robbed these guys at the pier" energy."
"damn, darby just feels his emotion with his entire face, doesnt he."
"okay explain the gambling thing and WHY it's a thing."
"orange rolling into the ring is so fucking good, that man is national treasure."
after me showing her the video of younger orange cassidy shitfaced and holding a fish for no reason: "i am shocked and appalled that you're only showing me this now."
after explaining the history of the jansport: "the range of this dumbass."
"i get that kenny is good and all, but his hair really fucks me up. it's upsettingly bad and i hope he knows that."
"pac is just. so much muscle. flippy beef man. a meateor." she did specify how to spell it for the joke because it was important.
"that man is a weeb, isnt he."
"something about a man breaking a hold by putting his hands in his pockets really gets me hype."
"fuck just murder omega and be done i hate this, put it on the beef man or the juicey boy already."
"babe, ill be right back i gotta murder this callis bitch."
screaming, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE REF, YOU UGLY FUCK!"
after kenny won: "i fucking hate wrestling, this is bullshit."
"holy fuck, babe, i forgot mark henry was a wrestle boy! i know him from the olympics!"
"hey, is mark henry bigger than large paul?"
"mjf is a dumb bitch and i love him."
"hey, quick question, who thought repelling down the stadium would look cool, they're so far away."
"there's wardlow, my sweet boy. this is cool now."
she laughed for a solid two minutes at tony schiavone saying, "here comes the little guy."
"i fuckin hate hager. kill him wardlow, kill that crispy maga ass bitch."
"okay what's with the chairs." *after a brief explanation of the chairshot heard round the world* "and, like, he can't just pick a new gimmick? it's been two years, bro. move on, shes not coming back."
"okay, i admit that this is great and i love it, kill that old man on the dancefloor."
upon learning this is technically the main event: "you mean it's over after this? theyre ending the show on THIS? not the triple threat match, this?"
"i just noticed mjf's bedazzled jeans, i'm not angry anymore, this is perfect."
"no, more wardlow. gimme the beef."
"christ, sammy guevara is kinda incredible and i'm fuckin angry about it. why cant inner circle be just sammy and santana and ortiz, fuck the other two."
"no, shut up! i refuse to sing along to this! whats wrong with you?! this is a bad song!"
#aew double or nothing#aew#all elite wrestling#brian cage#hangman adam page#jon moxely#eddie kingston#young bucks#the acclaimed#dark order#penta el zero m#anthony ogogo#lio rush#miro#lance archer#dr britt baker dmd#hikaru shida#darby allin#sting#orange cassidy#kenny omega#pac#tony schiavone#stadium stampede#bryce remsburg#wardlow#mark henry#shit my gf says
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 (𝐫𝐞𝐪)
pairings: childe and kaeya x f!reader (separate)
scenario: your boyfriend knows you tend to be calm and reserved, and one can only imagine his surprise when he sees what you’re like on the battlefield.
request: Can I request Childe and Kaeya with an s/o who is usually stoic and doesn't fight enemies much, but when they're fighting some treasure hoarders or hilichurls she loses control and becomes bloodthirsty for a fight?
reply: aa this is a really good idea anon props to you + ive been wanting more kaeya and childe works so i hope you enjoy this ^-^
childe
childe knew you were calmer than most people
he didn’t mind it, in fact maybe even enjoyed it
you were one of the few people who could calm him down, too
he had been reluctant to take you with him on missions before
but after hearing you had received a request to clear out some nearby hilichurl camps around liyue, he insisted on coming with you
to keep you safe, of course! who better than he, childe, the eleventh fatui harbin-
you shushed him in the middle of his monologue
you went not today queen :D
“hey, i was in the zone!” he exclaims
you would laugh if it wasnt for the situation you were in
“there’s a huge hilichurl camp over there.” you whisper
he looks in the direction youre pointing to
surprise surprise, a hilichurl camp
two mitachurls and maybe six to seven hilichurls
“okay, i’ll jump in from that roof, and you-”
he looks back to notice you’re gone
you’ve begun to sneak towards the camp
“y/n, waIT!” he whisper-screams
before he knows it you’ve charged both mitachurls, and are
singlehandedly holding them all off
okay he thinks thats kinda hot
but uhhhh
you’re lowkey bodying them
“go babe you’re doing great” type of beat
before he can even do anything, all the hilichurls are on the ground
but you keep attacking them
like you’re still swinging your weapon around?
“get up.” you poke at the poor hilichurl who you’ve decided to challenge
“you’re not dead yet, get up!”
i kinda feel bad for the hilichurl ngl
you start to swing your sword at it, before you feel a hand hindering any further movement
“hey, you beat them, it’s over.”
you turn to look and childe is holding you back
he walks you over to a nearby tent (left by the hilichurls) and sits you down
“i’ll get you some water, just try to relax, okay?”
you dont want to relax you want to go back out and show that hilichurl who’s boss-
before you can do that, however, childe is back with some water.
“here. drink.”
you reluctantly do so and feel yourself calming down
“you feel better now?”
you nod, regretting that you lost control a bit
he puts a hand to your shoulder, rubbing it at an attempt of comforting you
he helps you up and kisses your forehead
“try not to get too excited, okay? you might tire yourself out.”
you two head back to liyue harbor, with him seeming lost in thought on the way back
you reminded him so much of himself right after...the abyss.
he wanted you to know there’s nothing wrong with it...but that it can be dangerous to lose control in a fight
however he doesnt want to assume your situation
so he’ll just try his best to calm you down most of the time
but if you think he isn’t going to tease you about it later
oh boy
“my sweet y/n is capable of such violence!!”
until you’re groaning in annoyance :P
kaeya
you aren’t all that energetic
kaeya knows that you’re quiet and don’t tend to talk much
and thats okay!
it makes it a lot more fun for him to flirt with you :)
he likes seeing you flustered
so he decides he’ll take you along on one of his assignments to clear out some treasure hoarders from mondstatd
send ‘em running back to liyue, (sorry ningguang)
his plan was for you to be all impressed at seeing him absolutely wreck those thieves
as you two are approaching he pats you on the head
“dont worry, y/n, no need to be scared~”
you roll your eyes and shove him
he takes your hand and leads you behind him as you sneak closer
“stay here, alright? i don’t want you to get hurt.” he kisses your cheek and then dashes
you can hear the sounds of fighting from where you stand and you’re itching to join in
after you hear your boyfriend say “cool it!” for the 7439853th time you cant stand it anymore and surprise attack the treasure hoarders facing him
“y/n! i thought i told you to-”
“sorry darling, just couldn’t hold back anymore, you understand, right?”
he’s kind of shocked
since when did you-
how did you-
???? is that like battle flirting ?????
he doesnt know where your confidence came from but he’s into it
you take on three of the treasure hoarders that stepped towards you and in an instant they are on their backs, groaning
kaeya chuckles to himself
who knew his lover was actually quite skilled in combat?
he goes over to interrogate them on why they’ve come to mondstatd
when he notices you haven’t put your sword away
in fact you’re almost about to kill one of them-
he places a hand on your shoulder, dragging you away from the poor guys
“hey, we’re not here to kill anyone, okay?”
you have a faraway look in your eyes, like you’re not completely there with him
“y/n?” he’s confused now
he cups your face and looks at you
“look, it’s okay, i’m here, everything’s fine alright?” you blink and stumble a bit
“are you okay?”
you drop your sword, a bit disoriented
“yeah, i’m fine! just, uh...need a minute.”
you sit down and stare at the sky above you
relax, y/n.
you close your eyes and when you open them, kaeya is standing over you
he helps you to stand up and takes you by the hand, leading you both back to mondstatd
he’ll ask you about it someday
but for now he’ll just be there for you
maybe flirt with you about it later lol
like asking if you could pin him to the ground :)
he will publicly simp for you there is no stopping him
a/n: im sorry this took so long lolol i’ve been grinding for venti’s rerun! goodluck to all of you who are rolling for venti or childe (or both i admire your ambition jhkgnfdsgl) and enjoy this! to hu tao havers: congrats!
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Sebastian Stan One Shot
1. a one shot where you and Sebastian have a fight but you accidentally say something rude and he gets upset and you try to convince him?
2. a jealous Sebastian but it's all serious and stuff where he says that he feels that you are not completely giving yourself into the relationship and admit it because you're scared of getting hurt
i found a podcast interview where sebastian says he doesnt really believe in marriage. soooo it gave me an idea for a reader fic. can you write a seb x fem reader where she finds that interview (theyre dating) and is distant and upset because she does want marriage but then it ends in fluff
One shot of Sebastian stan where you guys have a big fight and it's the readers fault and basically lots of angst with fluff at the end ❤️
An angsty one shot with Sebastian stan! Something where you guys had a huge fight and he's upset
You and Sebastian have been dating for the past three years and recently you found yourself being a little distant when it came to him and your relationship.
For weeks, you had been hiding the fact that you had heard an old podcast that Sebastian had been a part of where he said he didn't believe in marriage.
His confession hit you like a freight train and every plan you had ever made about yours and Sebastian's future flew out the window.
"Baby, can we talk for a minute?"
Sebastian asks one night.
He had just gotten home from filming and instead of your normal greeting, you got up and went to the bedroom to finish your book.
"I'm really busy."
You reply, rather coldly, not even looking up at him.
"Alright, that's it. What the hell is going on? You have been distant and cold for weeks."
Sebastian says, startling you with the sudden change in his tone.
"Nothing. Why can't you ever just leave me the fuck alone! Jesus. You are so fucking needy!"
You get up and scream back at him, pushing him out of the room and slamming the door shut.
"Oh yeah, I'm so fucking needy just because I want to know what the fucking is going on in that crazy ass brain of yours?"
He yells through the door, the hurt of your actions think in his voice.
"Babe, come on. Talk to me. Are you over this? Over us? Do you not love me anymore?"
Tears fill your eyes as he speaks.
You were upset about what he had said, the thought of marriage just thrown away without even a proper discussion but you never meant for him to think that you wanted out of your relationship or that you didn't love him.
"Iubirea mea, please just come out and talk to me."
He begs until you finally open the door.
Sebastian has tears in his eyes as the two of you stare at eachother for a moment, neither knowing what to say.
"What's going on?"
He asks quietly.
"You don't believe in marriage."
You finally reply, the words coming out in an almost whisper.
Sebastian looks at you confused before realization sets in.
"Oh, I said that years ago! Before I met you. Baby, you have to understand, when my parents divorced, it was very hard on me and for a long time I didn't believe in marriage. But then you came into my life."
Your stomach drops as you realize that you had been wrong in your assumptions that Sebastian didn't want anymore from your relationship than what you already had.
"Sebastian, I am so sorry. I was horrible to you."
You say, crying and he wraps you in his arms.
"Its ok. I'm sorry that you thought for one second that I wouldn't want to spend my life with you."
He kisses your head as he fights back tears, both of you feeling remorse for all that had been said and done.
"Lets make a deal right now, from now on, no matter how hard it may be, we talk about what is bothering us. I don't ever want it to get like this again."
Sebastian says taking a step back to look at you, wiping away the tears streaming down your face with the back of his hand.
"Deal."
You say with a small smile, closing the distance between you to kiss him and make it official.
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