#sorority bitches

[misseviehyde]

GAMMA RAYS

University changed me in so many ways.

Before I went I was a shy, bookish, studious nerd. Once I got there I became an assertive, slutty, bitchy, sorority-brat.

And not by accident.

Joining the Gamma, Kappa, Alpha sorority was what made all the difference. Deep beneath the luxurious sorority house full of pampered, giggling, bitches lay a secret chamber.

Pledges were brought down to the chamber and bombarded with some sort of pink energy. My sisters laughingly called them Gamma rays.

The corruptive pink energy brought out the worst in you. It made your tits get bigger, your hair go blonder, your pussy get tighter. Every shred of decency, shyness and shame was burned out of you and you emerged from the chamber as a true Gamma girl.

I'd loved the transformation and had totally turned my life around. I was no longer the boring loser I'd been before the chamber, I was now an assertive bitch. I threw away my old clothes, updated my style and developed new hobbies.

These mainly included partying and sex with hung alpha-male frat boys. I loved it.

There was only one fly in the ointment. My loser ex boyfriend Richard decided to drive all the way up to see me.

Richard was shocked and horrified by the new me - especially when he realised I had been cheating on him. The little pussy even cried when I told him we were done.

But then I had a better idea. I didn't want Richard going back home and spreading it around how much I had changed yet. I wanted to handle that carefully.

So instead I lured Richard deep into our sorority mansion and showed him the chamber.

I giggled as he walked inside and I activated the rays, cranking the dials up as high as they would go.

"Noooooooo..." screamed Richard as the pink light bathed him and he was trapped in the chamber by the powerful Gamma rays.

At first nothing seemed to be happening, then I noticed Richard's body shape was getting more feminine. I cranked the dials to OVERCHARGE and laughed as the beams became so bright and powerful that he screamed in ecstasy as every cell in his body was corrupted.

Blonde hair grew, sharp nails lengthened, soft lips pouted. I listened to Richard's bones crack and break as his hips widened. His clothes fell off and I laughed as his useless little dick shrunk to nothing and the lips of a pussy formed between his legs.

Breasts grew and skin tanned as every part of the former loser was improved and reshaped. The power of the Gamma Rays had done their work and burned out every trace of maleness in him.

I turned off the beams and Rikki fell to the floor with a soft giggle. Tossing her long blonde hair back, she stood up and purred as she touched herself.

"Like that's totally hawt."

Rikki was now one of us - my sister. I hugged her excitedly. "I have like SO much to show you about being a hot girl."

We'd find a way to cover up Richard's disappearance and create a new identity for Rikki. The sorority had ex members everywhere who could make things happen.

Meanwhile me and Rikki were able to go and party. It was so fucking hot watching her get fucked and knowing that she used to be my boyfriend. The two of us were massive bitches now and I liked having her as my sister.

Those Gamma rays sure did the job!

[thevoidscreamer]

I am on the hunt to replace my middle school music interests with stuff that hits the right vibes but doesn’t trigger my religious trauma...

Here are the bands I’ve had in my ears all the time this month, listed in alphabetical order:

born without bones (emo-inspired indie rock)

mccafferty (punk-inspired alt/indie, midwest emo, emo-folk, folk-punk)

microwave (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock)

modern baseball (alt rock/indie rock)

mom jeans (alt rock/indie rock)

movements (post-hardcore, indie rock, alt rock, spoken word)

neck deep (pop-punk, indie rock, alt rock)

pinegrove (alt-country, emo)

remo drive (indie rock, emo-punk)

sorority noise (emo pop, indie rock)

the front bottoms (indie rock, folk punk)

the wonder years (pop-punk, alt-rock, emo)

tigers jaw (indie-rock, emo pop, pop-punk)

tiny moving parts (midwest emo, math-rock, indie-rock, post-hardcore)

I would love to get your suggestions of similar artists! 

[hussyknee]

Clinging to my ethical conviction that no one deserves hate for the media they prefer with both hands to stave off the urge to take out Swifties one by one with a sniper rifle.

[mooonyxoxo]

Just finished SEC sorority recruitment year 2 time to go home and immerse myself in my double life by reading marauders fanfiction

[jewishrizahawkeye]

cassandra is literally about me standing in front of an active chapter saying that a girl was bullying me and would bully new girls and she shouldn’t be elected as vice president —when every girl knew what she did to me or was lied to fear me from the beginning— and elected her in inspite of what i said only to have her destroy the sorority and take it over while i watch from the outside and say “wow, i wish someone would’ve told them what would’ve happened”

like i’m not kidding im so tempted to post the song and make some passive comment like “if only people listened to what i said”

[sunsoak]

Head in my hands in genuine anguish asking myself why didn’t I fuck her

[theorangerangers]

Calvin: *throws Kody a mozzarella stick*

Preston: can dogs eat cheese, or are they like lactose intolerant?

Hayley: yeah they can eat cheese, are you lactose intolerant?

Preston: *through a mouth full of mozzarella sticks* yeah I am

[shea-like-the-butter]

Saturday, July 15th 2023

Got a history of stories ending sadly

[maximotts]

“little sis”

Are you trying to kill me?!?!!?

Well!! Reader is Wanda’s mentee and Wanda just lovess to remind them about it bc she’s evil

[backonmybullship]

My childhood best friend of like 23 years suddenly ghosted me and then gave me a corporate speak email pretty much telling me to fuck off and also blocked me on all social medias cuz I guess she didn't like when I texted her sending her things that reminded me of her. God forbid.

And she's a therapist now. 😂

[artanticaa]

i am a SPORTS blog but FUCK i want to reblog the amazing digital circus content because i’m QUEER AND MENTALLY ILL AS WELL.

[wolfman-type-shit]

when phoebe said i swear im not angry thats just my face i really really felt that

[jewishrizahawkeye]

i know we’re all saying this but i really miss when being a swiftie was lame. like i used to be embarrassed by it and was made fun of for it in my sorority, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS JUST A COOL THING NOW???

[godsg111rl]

not me and my cousin arguing in the family group chat and everyone else knows not to say a fucking thing (esp NOT to me 😭🤣)

[backonmybullship]

My childhood best friend of like 23 years suddenly ghosted me and then gave me a corporate speak email pretty much telling me to fuck off and also blocked me on all social medias cuz I guess she didn't like when I texted her sending her things that reminded me of her. God forbid.

And she's a therapist now. 😂

[brucebabener]

god im still suffering from the consequences of switching from lexapro to wellbutrin and im just pissed at all of my friends for no good reason but also kind of good reason???