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izuku · 3 months ago

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the actual winners of the dance ranked by win-ness:

rhaena. number one here. absolute g. lost a lotta family yeah, buuuut she basically spent the war on a nice vacay in the vale. has the last dragon, a cute pink one named morning! marries a hightower and has six girls with him. welcome back garth the green

house hightower overall. targs and velaryons never recover. this is their peak and it's all downhill from here. meanwhile house hightower is fine. seems to have lost no wealth or power. one of them is even named hand of the king again after this entire fiasco. possible house extinction event? good thing the hightowers are so smooth

daemon targaryen. now he did literally die in the war so there is that. but in the end his sons are both kings. all four of his kids survive which is great for him. he's lowest because he died and because he's probably seething the 7 hells as we speak over rhaena's marriage

#text #rhaena truly won! baela aegon iii and vis ii seem miserable #i feel so bad for them #not to mention jaehaera...soo bizarre that grrm thinks theres no reasonable answer to her and aegon iii not having kids until her early 20s #hotd spoilers #sort of. book is published but yea #fire and blood #asoiaf #rhaena of pentos #house hightower #daemon targaryen #sooooo funny how house hightower doesnt even lose their job. truly unparalleled. who is doing it like them #izuku.post #now i think vis ii is a fake (i support him) but officially all of daemons kids make it. so

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