#soon he will be a beautiful barafly

[conning-and-grifting]

💬 *thonks* Torms n Lieu

Grifter: Ah have the biggest friendboner fer mah Amica an’ Ah will fight anyone that gives him slag- Ah will fraggin’ wreck ‘em. His face is smoochable, his spark is made brighter’n a nova, an’ were Ah not helm-over-pedes fer Lockjaw Ah’d probably’ve tried t’conjunx th’ slag outta ‘im back in basic th’ first time he beat me inna brawl.Lieu is keepin’ ‘im alive an’ makin’ sure he ain’t gettin’ messed up too hard inna fight. Fer a noble, Ah like ‘im. He ain’t as snooty as th’ rolled optics an’ manners’d make ya think. An’ Torms loves him, Ah ain’t gonna second guess mah Amica- ‘specially when Ah can see what he likes about ‘im.Y’all ain’t allowed t’do nothin’ but have a happy ever after, y’hear?