#someone please help this guy

[bearomint]

Bro why that stick moving

Fresh Pipe-Cleaner Baby

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[aq2003]

i feel like he's choosing his words carefully bc he doesn't want it to blow up in his face but personally i think he should be legally allowed to kill the tory politicians making his criticism of them the center of their campaigns

[crismakesstuff]

cast out of paradise

[spiderking-of-queens]

“You’re so quiet, what are you thinking about?”

[tiredsmashbros]

im cooking ya'll i'm cooking oh my god my back hurts UIHJOK

fanart of @maxxii11's ADORABLE ASS SMG34 PIECE BC OH MY GOD I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT /SRS.

anywho i hope u enjoy this max just as much as i do xD 💛

[fist-of-vengeance]

john locke is such an absolute nutjob and im obsessed with him. imagine having the world's most horrendous daddy issues and chosing to cope with this by forcibly adopting everyone you meet. even if they already have a father. john saw micheal's dysfunctional relationship with walt and went "okay, my son now." charlie's struggling with addiction? adoption time. oh claire's mad at him? i am her dad now and also im raising aaron. boone? my son. this random hitchhiker? my son. dude is collecting surrogate children like pokemon, and he's not even a good father figure. he frequently causes problems for the people in question. BUT BY GOD HE DOES NOT LET THAT STOP HIM

that cop eddie knew all he needed to do was get in john's car and trauma dump about his shitty father and john would immediately go "okay yeah you're my son now."

ben probably could've manipulated him twice as effectively if he used this strategy, but instead he was too busy projecting his own daddy issues by trying to make john kill his abusive dad like he did. meanwhile john is reliving the cycle getting conned by ben over and over again just like he trusted his father. they're competing in the daddy issues olympics and no one is winning

[star-forg]

More illustrations to come, mostly just wanted to get this out there. Guys, White Fury? I thinks it's funny. If you have a better name lmk

Officially calling this au 'how to train your manta (httym)' and I have many thoughts about it please hold

[atoriv-art]

silly fashion swaps

[dsmp-lainey]

tired of the idea that dream smp is lost media “you had to be there for” that no new people can get into.

the story holds up, the characters are compelling and VERY relatable, it’s SO interesting if people will just give it a chance and i really think we should be encouraging people to check it out!

and while some of the cc’s are problematic, the story itself is NOT. no bad people make money off of it anymore so it’s a perfect case of separate art from the artist, and the characters from the creators.

(resources for new/returning fans below the cut! if you have ANY level of interest please just give it a chance and check it out, you never know, you could find your next favorite thing!)

if you dont know the dsmp storyline well/at all and you have interest in watching i recommend checking out BlueberryTV on youtube for their lore playlist

also use this (https://dreamsmpseries.carrd.co) to access some great playlists of uncut lore VODS

EvanMCGaming on youtube has some AWESOME movie style dsmp lore minecraft videos

Also check out the fan creations! i recommend Sad-ist and Late August animatics to new fans to gain a sense of the overall story!

look up summary and analysis videos on youtube from other creators, there’s literally hundreds and most are pretty well done :)

also highly recommend this slideshow -> season 1: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1jyKnFC_m0XsLcivqP735s0CsD1X6V9B13gAwXVEp_hk/mobilepresent?slide=id.p

[kalopsianess]

was rewatching TGWDLM and couldnt stop laughing at paul's utter face of terror in every frame during Cup of Roasted Coffee. Not even Cup of Poison Coffee yet and he was ready to run out of there.. he really doesn't like musicals

[alien-enjoyer]

someone has to say it. etho is a horrifically unreliable narrator. probably as much as scar is. he’s just sneakier about it so people are less likely to expect it and more likely to fall for his facades

[selfinserttothestars]

Been thinking about @crystallizsch ‘s snake hair art lately

[phobiacoms]

I just... love them a lot.

[moeblob]

Help this trio + another guy was specifically designed to target me.