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harinezumiko · 5 years

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So like y’all I don’t believe in the stupid pain scale because doctors are full of shit and pain is reletive but like

This is my “pain killers are meaningless and really how worth it is continuing to not have this fucking tooth out, like, the nerve’s gotta be close to dead, and I haven’t passed out from pain that transcends numbers in favor of seeing colors, how bad am I at math again and how calculated is the Looney Tunes door string tooth pull method...?”

Ngl American health care system makes it pretty fucking tempting.

#no1curr o'clock #adventures of hari #dis my face #I am not going to pull my tooth with a string I promise #but like it is so easy to think that would suck less #I got mistaken for a high schooler again #because now I have acne and still look barely twelve #surprise bitch I am 31 #someone find me those carnies that guess your weight and age #but with money prizes

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