#some one will get kicked in the balls

[thesmallfriendlytadpole]

Sneak peak at a work I’m working on!

Note this is a part of the ninjago + divergent AU i am currently working on. It’s an au to that!

Also another fun fact, I have a lot of art for this au, so let me know if you want to see it!

Lloyd- the Pokémon au

Lloyd had been a child when he met Ethereal. He’d run away from home for the 5th time, and had ended up in the woods. He had a pokeball on him, since his mother Misako had wanted him to catch her something. He’d left to go and be with the pack of pokemon that lived in the Amber Forest. He’d gone out without the proper protection(even though she hadn’t even renewed the protection license on the ppe), and had ended up in the grips of a Driftblim. Lloyd wasn’t fighting, the ghost type sucking all of his energy. But before it had been able to take off with him, something came crashing into it, using astonish. Lloyd had been knocked down, and hit his head on a rock. But the Driftblim had run away, and when he sat in the grass, the phantump came running up to him. she had nuzzled him, and he’d laughed cause it’d tickled. Afterwards, she’d play with him the same way his fathers trevenant- Treevor, had played with him. He’d have to leave, but everytime he came back, she was always there; protecting him from nasty and mean pokemon(not that there were any), and playing together.

It was a few days from the choosing ceremony that she’d finally wanted to be his partner pokemon. He’d come into the thicket crying, as he did a lot, and the pokemon had crowded him. He’d had an empty pokeball in his pocket, a cheap protection that not many people had used in the modern day. If a person was cornered by a pokemon, they could throw a ball and make an escape. Lloyd hadn’t had to use it yet, but it was something that he kept on him that made him feel better. That day, after they’d both been lying in the grass after she’d tickled him to death, as they stargazed in the violet glazed sky, she nuzzled at his hands, and as he sat up to hold her more firmly, she’d hit the pokeball. He’d frozen, forgotten that it’d been keyed to open and catch as soon it touched a pokemon, and had shuffled away as he saw the ball lock. Lloyd couldn’t help but tear up. He’d probably lost his best friend. He rushed back toward the ball and opened it. Ethereal had floated up to him and nuzzled him. He giggled, and lightly smiled. Lloyd was relieved. That was when he realized that the pokeball was in a spot that she shouldn’t have been able to reach.

When he looked at Ethereal, his friend didn’t look scared. The phantump instead looked happy and unaffected. It was then he realized that she wanted to be his partner. Lloyd didn’t force her into this, instead she’d chosen to enter the ball. Lloyd had named her Ethereal because of the stars that night. They looked ethereal.

Years later, Lloyd had gone through the wringer. He’d lost most of his friends, had his boss stalking him, and had to move IN with him. The only constants in his life were Tadpole, Therum, and Ethereal. That was it. As he packed his few belongings, he released Ethereal out of her ball to keep him company. He packed and chatted to her to try to get his mind off of the ordeal he’d have to endure.

TBC

[fuckingstupidbracket]

like a regular bin, not even recycled or anything

[bloodmoonblitz]

happy pride. shout out to gay scientists, gotta be one of my favorite genders.

some doodles under the cut!

i love art bc i can transcend time and space to make characters interact

[hauntingblue]

Inept 8 year old boy dragon tries to save floating island is such a concept

[bootyful-seventeen]

i am too mentally exhausted to even deal with this shit anymore with my mom and grandma and low key wish i'd go comatose for a few years to be left alone tbh

[hiding-under-the-willow]

You ever write some shit where you're like 'oh yeah I'm totally just describing what this guy is doing in his free time nothing else im just setting the scene it's unnecessarily detailed for no particular reason' and then realize you are in fact just info dumping about some shit you are interested in actually

[semiotomatics]

bloodwork came back normal (derogatory) and its gonna be at least 2 weeks till i can talk to my dr abt next steps, tried to find another clinic to go to but got scared off by bad reviews/my own prior bad experiences for the close ones, the distance/inaccessibility for the far ones, and cant get a virtual appointment anywhere until august, so like. that sucks

[somedaytakethetime]

Not very happy post game but.. look at that perfect hair.. still got it 😌

[quietwingsinthesky]

if i imagine the doctor getting cuddled enough, it’ll fix me. that’s how that works.

[aetherose]

@abyssmalice sent: "Miss Elysia." Freyja—or Tonia, as she would have been called in a different era—greets and smiles at her guest, hands clapping delightedly. Her cheerfulness makes for a stark contrast with the quiet gloom of the Abyss though. "Saw more of Teyvat, have you? Was it more exciting? Interesting? I would love to hear more of your thoughts, if you feel inclined to share them." A pause, as though something came to her. "Oh, perhaps I should make some tea before all that... Some cookies would be nice too, but I didn't prepare any, hmmm..."

Unprompted

Elysia smiles at seeing Freyja, waving with one hand whilst holding a bag in the other as she strides into the Abyss, her own bright demeanor surely standing out in face of the dreary place the two women were meeting in. "Hi again~" She states just as she comes to a halt a few feet in front of Freyja. "I have seen more Teyvat since we've last met. But you're right, it would be nice to discuss it in more detail over tea."

Elysia then raises the bag to show it to Freyja, grinning a bit wider. "Since we last met, I decided I'd bring you some things this time~ I've got some snacks; including cookies, hehe; some books, some souvenirs, and a few other things. I thought you'd like it, since it doesn't seem like you have all that much down here." Plus, Elysia was already collecting them anyway as she traveled around Teyvat.

[oveliagirlhaditright]

I actually like the Buffy and Angelus dynamic, there’s great fics for it certainly. There’s actually one I can think of Buffy is ‘dreaming’ she’s in a bed and Angelus is above her. She’s concerned at first then he shows her that Angel is with them and it’s actually Angels dream. And the whole thing is this kind of Buffy embracing her passions for both of them. And Angel confronting a desire. Angelus is just his usual self. Anyway, it turns into a hot threesome 🥵 I can’t remember what it was called. Maybe search it. Thanks for the memories.

Yeah, their dynamic is fun. I think it has something to do with how neither one of them want to want each other anymore, but they're also unsuccessful in being able to completely deny the feelings they do still have for each other. There's just so much you can explore with that.

Also, Buffy's conflicted feelings about Angel, the curse, Angelus (and her part in his being free), and the things he does... and just everything that happens towards the back half of season two, really.

And maybe you could question, in fic, if Angelus would ever be willing to love Buffy, or somewhat become a better person for her (without completely breaking his character and making him OOC, of course, or even ripping off the Spike story. And I've read quite a few Bangelus stories that have done this and done it well), and if they could compromise somehow.

Edit: there's also. of course. so much to explore with angelus himself and what makes him tick. and why the demon hates buffy and wants to kill her while the man loved her. well. 'hates her' i should say. i think a lot of it was him lying to himself and feeling what he thought he should feel/had to feel/wanted to feel as a demon. especially against the slayer. his natural enemy: the embodiment of good. but really he still loved her like i said: so much to explore

Oh. I think I know what story you're talking about! I think, coincidentally, that was just mentioned in the Bangelus tag (which makes finding it easy for me:)). I think it's "Elysian Dream"?

[sufficientlylargen]

It always gets me that the name "Gandalf" literally just means "Wand-Elf" or "Stick-Elf". I'm imagining old Gondorians just being like:

Librarian: I saw that weird guy at the library again today.

Guard 1: What weird guy?

Librarian: The old guy with the beard? Kinda elfy-looking, apart from the beard?

Guard 1: Oh, with the big-ass stick?

Librarian: Yeah, looked like he was carrying an entire tree branch.

Guard 2: Yeah, that's the Stick Elf.

Guard 1: Hell yeah, I fuckin' love the Stick Elf.

Librarian: The "Stick Elf"?

Guard 2: He comes by every few years, usually after some weird book or other.

Librarian: Oh. Yeah, he wanted a treatise on goblin breeding habits.

Guard 2: Like, how they have sex? We have books on that?

Librarian: Yeah, turns out we do. I was as surprised as you are.

Guard 1: What'd the Stick Elf need a fuckin' goblin-fuckin' book for?

Librarian: I didn't ask. So you just call him "Stick Elf"?

Guard 2: I mean, he looks kinda elfy and he always has that stick, so, like, yeah.

Guard 1: Dude also has some fuckin' dope pipeweed.

Guard 2: Oh yeah, his pipeweed is awesome.

Librarian: How long has he been coming here?

Guard 2: Oh, for decades. He's, like, super old.

Guard 1: More like fuckin' centuries. Dude's old as balls.

Guard 2: Wait, really?

Guard 1: Yeah, my gran-gran used to talk about him. She loved his pipeweed too.

Librarian: So he's… an immortal pipeweed dealer?

Guard 2: I think he's just, like, a connoisseur. He doesn't sell it or anything. He just always has some really top-notch pipeweed on him.

Archivist: Oh, are we talking about Stick Elf?

Guard 1: Hell yeah we are!

Librarian: You know about the Stick Elf, too?

Archivist: Oh, totally. Stick-Elf's a super chill dude. Gave me some awesome pipeweed when I was maybe 12, and tee-bee-aitch I think I'm still a little buzzed from it.

Guard 1: What'd I tell ya, fuckin' dope pipeweed!

Archivist: Also he's really old.

Guard 1: Old as balls.

Librarian: Yeah, so Éodan and Jenniforomir were telling me.

Archivist: My grandpa used to tell me stories - he said one time he saw Stick Elf enter a smoke-ring contest.

Guard 1: Ooh, I'll bet he kicked fuckin' ass.

Archivist: Apparently the guy made an entire warship out of smoke and it flew around shooting down the other rings.

Librarian: And how much of this "fuckin' dope" pipeweed had your grandfather had by this point?

Guard 1: No no, that's totally plausible. Dude's got weird elf powers and shit for sure.

Archivist: He brought fireworks for the king's birthday one year, too.

Guard 1: Oh fuck, I forgot about those! Fuckin' incredible fireworks! Dragons and knights and glowy trees and shit! I was fuckin' 6 years old or something, they totally blew my mind. Hey Éodan, did you see that shit?

Guard 2: No, I think that's before I lived in Gondor.

Guard 1: Wait, you're not from here?

Guard 2: Oh, no, I grew up in Rohan. We moved here when I was, like, thirteen because my uncle Éojeff said he could get my dad a sweet job. And also that there were houses that didn't smell like horseshit.

Guard 1: Oh shit, are you related to Éojeff and Éosteve who run that æbleskiver stand on Norndîl St?

Guard 2: Yeah, they're my uncles!

Guard 1: Shit, they cook a fuckin' great æbleskiver!

Librarian: Ok, hold up a sec, "Stick Elf" can't possibly be his real name.

Guard 1: Why not?

Librarian: What? You think his parents named him in the hopes that he would carry around a fucking tree when he got older?

Guard 2: Maybe they gave him the tree when he was born!

Archivist: I don't think a baby could carry that stick.

Guard 1: You ever seen a baby hanging onto something? They're hella strong.

Archivist: It's not a strength thing, their hands are tiny. That staff is enormous!

Guard 1: My halberd's bigger 'n I am, I can hold it just fine.

Archivist: You're not a baby.

Librarian: Also why would elf parents name their kid "stick ELF"?! Presumably they know that their kid's going to be an elf!

Archivist: Is he actually an elf? I didn't think they grew beards.

Guard 1: How'd he get old as balls if he's not an elf?

Guard 2: His ears aren't that pointy. Maybe he's just a really old guy? Like, a Numémoriam or something?

Guard 1: Did you just say "Numémoriam"?

Guard 2: Nûnenorman? Munimõrbitan? Y'know, those guys like the king that can get super old.

Guard 1: You mean the fuckin' Númenóreans?

Guard 2: Yeah, the Númenóreums.

Archivist: Even the Númenóreans don't live THAT long.

Guard 1: Plus he carries that fuckin' stick around.

Guard 2: Wait, what does the stick have to do with it?

Guard 1: That's an elf thing. Y'know, trees and shit? Very elfy.

Librarian: Ok, look, but his parents naming him "Stick Elf" would be weird whether or not he's an elf. In fact, it's even weirder if he's not - what human names their kid "elf"?

Archivist: Huh. Yeah, you're right, he probably does have another name.

Guard 2: Yeah, I guess so.

Librarian: He's been coming here for decades and nobody's ever asked his real name?

Archivist: I dunno what to tell you, he's Stick Elf. Even his library card just says 'Stick Elf'.

Guard 1: Fuck yeah, the Stick Elf!

Guard 2: Maybe we could, like, ask him his name sometime?

Guard 1: Hey, look, Elrond's over there. He's old as balls too, maybe he knows?

Guard 2: Oh, we shouldn't interru-

Guard 1: HEY ELROND, YOU'RE OLD AS BALLS, RIGHT? WHAT'S THAT OLD ELF WITH THE STICK'S NAME?

Elrond (coming over): Do you mean an old man cloaked all in grey and blue, leaning on a rough-cut staff, who came to the great library this day?

Guard 1: Yeah, the Stick-Elf!

Guard 2: (Sorry to bother you, sir...)

Librarian: He's got to have a real name besides 'the Stick Elf', right?

Elrond: Indeed, for no elf is he. You speak of the wizard Olórin, wisest of the Maiar, older even than Eä itself. Many are his names in many countries: Tharkûn among the Dwarves; Incánus to the south; Mithrandir he is called among my people, the Grey Pilgrim.

Librarian: Oh.

Elrond: And here in the North he is called Stick-Elf.

Librarian: Oh.

Guard 1: Fuck yeah!

[sqoa]

"no, baby, we're going to be late."

sex addict!satoru frowns at your words: he looks like a kicked puppy, denied love from his other half. how will he go on in such a state? achingly hard behind the steering wheel despite having drained his balls into you over the hood of his car before leaving for some important meeting.

you're already late, thanks to the second orgasm satoru insisted on pulling out of you. you made a mess of his car, and you worry you're messing the leather seats, what with the heinous amount of his cum leaking out of you. you glance over to satoru's pocket, where a little bit of lace hangs out: he had pocketed your panties despite your whining protests.

and he had made you cum a third time on his fingers as he drove with one hand.

"please," he whines, "i don't even need to cum, baby, just wanna taste you." he's leaning over to kiss your lips, get you hooked on his taste. he's such a liar, you know he'll fuck you dumb with his tongue until you're begging for his cock, too.

"no, satoru."

"i'll.... i'll do that thing you like! with my fingers, you know?" he waves his fingers at you.

"....no."

"babyyy," he whines, and then, as if he's gotten an idea, his face lights up. "i'll let you edge me for a week."

oh. he's good. the image that springs into your head at his words, of him desperate and begging for seven whole days of denial, causes you to squeeze your thighs together. you can't help but think of all the different ways you could tease him, pull the poor boy desperate. he can barely last an hour without draining himself inside of you: a week will ruin him.

"deal."

edging week fic soon :p

[evilchildeyeeter]

every time i have a pe lesson i lose a tiny bit of my will to live

heads up i kinda started venting in the tags so if you dont want to put up with that just scroll <333

[nomairuins]

i unlocked a new voice earlier btw but i cant do it that much bc it requires me to be nervously laughing and breathing very heavily and it had me gasping for breath for like 30 minutes

[fingertipsmp3]

Whyyyyyy is my quad lag back