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Hi i'm so sorry to ask this because I love your silver au so much but could you come up with 2 different names for each silver?? because I am an idiot and I have trouble telling them apart in your wonderful text posts. Maybe make up a nickname for the new ordinary (non-apocalypse) future silver?
yeah god I get you. it's hard for me too 😭
I like have thought about it alottt. I just have the worst ability to name characters. I once spent 2 years trying to name an oc. anyways yes I will think about it again I will FORCE MYSELF. TO DO IT
#HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE. MAKE ME DO THIS#and thanks for the ask!!#ill also go back once i have a name and replace his name so we can both read it ❤️#some of those posts are incomprehensible#ask#anon#talk tag
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I was reading a post about CoTG and I realized: Rick has seemingly started to write every character pairing with the exact same dynamic, and he's not good at writing that dynamic and it doesn't make sense for 90% of the characters he writes it for.
It's that very specific dynamic of one half of the pair who is almost aggressive to the other party - "teasing" them constantly/insulting them, affectionately punching/judo flipping/maiming/etc, seemingly almost always exasperated with the other - and said other party usually just accepts this treatment or blanketly views it fondly, and may generally be framed as more incompetent than their partner and a little bit of a doormat (particularly relating to being insulted/teased/etc by their partner).
We start seeing this dynamic in HoO with Percy and Annabeth, as a sort of semi-inconsistent twist on their rivals-to-friends-to-lovers dynamic from the first series. Then the dynamic pattern develops further with Leo and Calypso. Then Magnus and Alex. Then Nico and Will, particularly in TSATS. And now in CoTG, it's Percy and Annabeth again but even more in this direction.
I know people have talked about Nico and Will's relationship over the series rapidly being shoehorned into Percabeth Two™, and it's extremely apparent in TSATS that Rick's doing it on purpose (including directly quoting Percabeth scenes but minorly tweaking them to be Solangelo). But recognizing it as an overarching trend in Rick's later books honestly reminds me a lot of how Rick started trying to apply the "Percy Formula" so-to-speak to nearly every protagonist in HoO (and then try to replicate similar character archetypes with Magnus and Apollo's narrations - moreso Magnus in being jaded and sarcastic, very much trying to be first series Percy. He only sounds unique because Rick failed at making him Percy 2. Apollo is more akin to later-series Percy characterization of being goofy and incompetent. Apollo [and Zeus] even got retconned to give Apollo a more similar backstory to Percy's). Rick seems to have decided that he thinks the audience wants this specific dynamic but 10 times over, except he's not good at writing it the first time because it's a bastardization of the time he did a different thing okay.
And Rick also seems aware of that too! Because he retconned Calypso and Leo at the end of TOA, probably because he realized how absolutely awful it was reading when they were written with that dynamic of Calypso just functionally hating Leo and constantly being aggressive towards him! The only time Rick's actually made the dynamic even semi-successful was with Magnus and Alex, because it actually fits within their characters, their dynamics with each other, and their environment. Alex beheading Magnus on the regular works out fine because there are no repercussions to that in Valhalla, Magnus will be fine, so it does genuinely come off as humorous. And Alex has been effectively established to be abrasive at times but have her genuine feelings shine through regularly, and that meshes well with Magnus' jaded-and-aloof-but-quietly-very-empathetic character. And Magnus has been established to, yes, not be great at combat, particularly compared to Alex. They are the only time that flavor of dynamic in that form was effective and cohesive.
Percabeth is no longer rivals-to-friends-to-lovers badasses on equal levels with shaky pasts who finally found some form of permanence with one another. Now it's super smart doting and affectionately aggressive girlfriend and her silly goofy 50%-of-the-time incompetent boyfriend who she judo flips/pushes off cliffs/etc - but affectionately~! Solangelo is trying to riff off of the early series "Poseidon & Athena are enemies" dynamic that Percabeth had but with Apollo & Hades being "opposites" but learning to accept each other, except it ends up with Will just coming off as a huge asshole and Nico being retconned to a complete doormat about it - when prior to that those characterizations would be completely contrary to their established characters (even just from TOA!). Calypso in HoO gets retconned from her PJO characterization to being snooty and aggressive, and Leo's false persona gets merged into his just normal personality except he just also becomes a doormat but more goofy than Nico with occasional haha-dark/depression-humor! Which Nico also got. Which was also a bastardized Percy trait that got redistributed.
It's exhausting. Rick write more than one relationship dynamic you can do it I promise
#pjo#riordanverse#percy jackson#tsats#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#will solace#mcga#magnus chase#alex fierro#leo valdez#calypso pjo#analysis#< bwah i feel bad putting that many tags but it is relevant#rr crit#< i guess?#tsats crit#< that one can be here though. the other crit tag is usually for Bad Stuff ergo why i feel weird putting it. this one's just random stuff#i feel like i should tag ships too cause it is an analysis of those ship dynamics in canon but i dont want it to come off as shipbashing :(#eh fuck it i'll ship tag. disclaimer- this is not shipbashing i am just doing analysis of how rick is bad at writing this specific dynamic#i am tagging these ships for relevancy and analysis purposes only. i do not intend to be mean about them re: fanon#fierrochase#percabeth#solangelo#caleo#i do think this is good to note though with writing these dynamics - like rick's intentions vs execution vs consistent characterization#i think you could also argue Carter and Zia exhibit some traits of this dynamic? like an early form of it in Rick's writing perhaps#i havent reread it in awhile though so i will save my thoughts on it for later#long post //#forgive if this post is semi-incomprehensible it was a quick late night rambly thing
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...I... I do not know what on earth compelled me to make this nor why, but I will not be taking criticism at this time
#Moon posting#Break Week is rough y'all#Please I just needed to shitpost a little let me have this#OP Meta#I know this chart is incomprehensible you just have to accept it for what it is#No I was kind of thinking to myself it was kind of funny how of the OG Shichibukai half of them are either dads or borderline dads#And I was like. Can I make a chart of this. Can I make a Dad Chart of the Warlords.#I don't know why I made this nor what to do with this information but. Sure. Let me yeet this out.#Kuma is the Dadliest Dad to Ever Dad in One Piece. Moria canonically adopted Perona when she was little. We love the OG Goth Dad#Crocodad is real TO ME but if nothing else he does have the energy 100%. It's just short of Canon Confirmation at this point#Mihawk is a weird uncle to me. He has no dad energy. This man does not fuck. But he'll look after some kids (Zoro & Perona). Sure.#Blackbeard is like the opposite of Mihawk. He has never looked after a child but I'm sure he has spawned a bastard or two or three#(He may be a father but he is not a Dad) (But canonically as far as we know BB has no kids yet so I'm putting him in Not A Dad)#Jinbei is the new Token Father of the Strawhats according to Oda and so I'm putting him where he is based on that. Also vibes#Law's where he is kind of for similar reasons as Jinbei. This boy is too young to be a dad but dealing with Luffy gave him a few grey hairs#Doflamingo did arguably watch over Buffalo and Baby 5 as those two grew up so he's The Most Qualified in that square#Weevil is baby#Hancock could have Dad Energy in the right circumstances. Like she has THE POTENTIAL#Buggy does not fuck#...Thinking about it I probably should've switched Hancock and Buggy's placements on the chart but whatever it doesn't matter
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Something something thinking about how much the Trawlerman loves Carpenter versus Faulkner proclaiming himself as a prophet of the river. How important it is that the Trawlerman answered both their prayers in the season 1 finale (Faulkner's "swift currents to guide us home" by letting him return back to the faith; Carpenter's "an ending" by leading her to Acantha and the Cairn Maiden, literally a garden of the End). Thinking about the Trawlerman saving Carpenter in 3x1 without caring for who got hurt in the process, how the Trawlerman very specifically has two faces, one that Devours, one that Returns. How important it is to the story that the Trawlerman loves both Carpenter AND Faulkner. AND LISTEN. What I'm saying is. If the Katabasians are plotting Faulkner's death, I can't help but wonder if the Trawlerman will save Faulkner like he saved Carpenter in 3x1 since the two are ultimately two sides of the same coin... do you see my vision. Do you see my visi---
#the silt verses#/incomprehensible#congratulations silt verses for being the thing that makes me finally make original posts here on tumblr after years of just reblogging#the trawlerman as a symbol of change but specifically having two faces and carpenter and faulkner both encompassing those faces#am i throwing words at the wall in hope that something sticks? perhaps#ignores the fact that faulkner can't swim and is if anything the MOST likely to die by the trawlerman's currents................#it's fine. IT'S FINE#i just think it's fascinating that faulkner calls himself prophet but everyone is like um. okay....#but paige is the prophet of her god so we have SOME sort of glimpse as to what that means#on a side note i need ONE scene with hayward paige and faulkner so I can make a my prophet my prophet and me joke
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ok so yesterday i saw this post about the wedding imagery in hickey's trial scene and left a tag about iphigenia at aulis. and in the time since that comparison has spiraled entirely out of control
i was initially just referring to the way the play draws parallels between the rituals of a wedding and those of sacrifice/death and the way the two start to overlap throughout
but then i started thinking about how iphigenia's sacrifice serves both as an illustration of the violence of war turned inwards and simultaneously as the catalyst for said violence turned outwards. killing iphigenia highlights the actual human cost of war by exacting it on a familiar insider, not just a nameless enemy. but her death is also the only reason the war can take place at all--the chorus even calls her the destroyer of troy near the end
and that reminded me of hickey and his unique relationship with the violence of the british navy; of the british characters he is undeniably the one that suffers most at its hands, yet he is also a driving force in perpetuating violence--in general, but also specifically towards the inuit
and i know i'm not the first person to point out that hickey is both a victim and a perpetrator of the violence of the empire, but i find it fascinating to approach that dichotomy through the lens of (ritual) sacrifice. it adds a new dimension to not just the trial, but basically all his scenes that are concerned with said violence. his own death (during a botched ritual no less) is actually a great example; it doubles as the final nail in tuunbaq's coffin. he dies not just for or because of the empire's interests; it's the very act of him dying that causes said interests to be furthered
anyway all that to say hickey thinks he's christ and he's wrong but that doesn't mean he's not a lamb on the altar
#making my own post bc this is barely related to what op was saying anymore haha#disclaimer that this isn't so much a 1:1 comparison as it is that thinking of iphigenia and its themes in the context of that scene#made me think of the way similar ideas could be read in the terror. if that makes sense#like hickey enduring vs enacting violence don't always completely overlap. but they are undeniably connected. and between the flogging the#trial the botched summoning ritual he is consistently placed in the center of ritualistic acts and imagery#the terror#cornelius hickey#this is one of those posts where i'm like. this is either genius or it's entirely incomprehensible#but what is fandom if not a space to say incomprehensible things about my most specialest princess anyway#also second disclaimer this is based on my personal interpretation of iphigenia which is definitely not the only way the play can be read#also also i wrote this sort of assuming some level of familiarity with the play bc it's already rambly enough but if anybody wants a recap#i can totally add one. i'm never sure how widely known this story is
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alright who started the trend for fans to call dick just "grayson" and why are they cowards
#whenever I run into this in the wild I'm like “okay are we trying to channel damian?? is this affectionate larping??”#“are we whatever incomprehensible demographic dc was trying to market to with the whole attempted 'ric' fiasco??”#“are we repressed individuals uncomfortable talking about how much we love dick on the internet. is that what we're doing here.”#or is there idk some other context that I'm not aware of#like I'm not surprised to see this from dc themselves or the media#bc they don't want to just call him 'dick' in promos and blurbs and articles and interviews and such.#but still#why would fans take it up the habit :/#COWARDS I SAY COWARDS#you don't get people calling jason “todd”#or damian “wayne” or “al ghul” for obvious reasons#I do see the occasional “drake” referring to tim 🤔#but he did make it his code name for those extremely embarrassing 30 seconds soooooo idk#dick grayson#dcu#Cam posts#pls don't take this post seriously lol
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Increased One Piece posting on my dash has reminded me of how way back when Ivanov was relatively recently introduced character I was unreasonably mad about the extreme body shape changes with the speedHRT hormone powers. And then also got mad about fandom ignoring Zoro's fairly character-important opinions on women and how they aren't in any way inferior to men, or different in ways that ought to matter.
Which resulted in me writing this very stupid and fun fic which I absolutely did not post online, in which Zoro got spontaneously transformed into a female version of himself by some Grand Line bullshit and ignored it, as he is wont to do anything he decides is meaningless.
And he was so buff that despite his continuing to exercise topless on deck nobody else noticed for like a week.
#hoc est meum#zoro is very very masc and doesn't understand femininity and doesn't want to#that can correlate with misogyny but it doesn't HAVE to#and in his case it was rather a big deal that it did not#come on#usopp was the one who noticed he took psychic damage#sanji took SO MUCH psychic damage from the cognitive dissonance#i have not read any one piece since 2009#it is incomprehensible to me that it is still running#iirc ivanov initially showed off those powers by forcefemming some dude#which didn't go over well with me although it was loyal to the dr frankfurter inspo#but the total transformation of skeletal dimensions had me like HEY THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS#i later dropped the series over okama island#come to think of it#BUT ANYWAY#gender#one piece#did i post about this already idk
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that post about putting on the dune audiobook at a party where everyone was on lsd except it was my friend playing the dead flag blues when our group was wizard high in our second year of college
#this was fall of 2020 for some additional perspective on everyone’s sort of mental state#most of us had only been high a few times before at that point too lmfao#i just remember lying on the couch going wait what the fuck am i listening to and how long has it been playing#meanwhile another friend was insisting he could see the future#we were really only all friends for a semester but god what a time that was#for one reason or another I’m not friends with any of them anymore and that hurt for a long time#but slowly I’ve started being able to remember those times with fondness#and yeah. that was a core memory for sure lmao#anyway if you want to know what kind of freak would do that. you know the ‘even now there is bucket of wet slop. grins’ guy?#this friend was exactly that category of guy. just picture a 19 year old bipolar leftist version of slop guy and that’s him#we still follow each other on ig and he’s posting the same incomprehensible memes as ever. I hope he’s doing well#op
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remember when you would click on someones blog and they'd have """autoplay""" so you'd be forced to listen to some random shitty music while you raced to find wherever the hidden pause button was on their weird sparkly vaporwave theme
#those were the days#and the theme would always be this weird incomprehensible collage of elements#the actual posts would be in a small floating box with the tiniest scroll bar#while weird gifs rained down around you. like literally poured down the screen#and there was always a custom mouse pointer again with some weird sparkles coming out of it
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i think maybe the worst thing in the world is when there's a popular fandom wide au that you absolutely cannot stand
#cause then it's like. inescapable. and you go to follow a blog and then you see that stupid au is all over their blog and-#and ok this post is about l!nked universe so its a nightmare when I'll see some gorgeous zelink art#but the caption says some shit about “wild and flora!” like great you've now made this post nigh incomprehensible#to people who don't care about that. my mutuals don't know those bitches. wild and flora. who the fuck are those people. shut the fuck up
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What the fuck was Past Me talking about. Don't listen to her she was delirious
#getting notifications from old old posts and. major side eye#posts from 3+ years ago#like what. did i mean by that. what was i talking about. why did i hit send. some of those posts are just incomprehensible#was she okay
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I just wanted to apologize to my classic whotuals for all the dead boy detectives spamming, but it's also important to me that you guys know two things:
a) I've become aware that a lot of what appeals to me about dead boy detectives is, on a kind of conceptual/thematic level, the same stuff that I love about my favorite eras of dr who, and 6b in particular
And I tell you this not as an advertising tactic but as a genuine PSA for anyone following me because:
b) Being me & having realized this, I know I'm definitely gonna wind up posting some unnecessarily long-winded analysis/comparison, pop it in the main tags for the sake of organization on my own blog, and subsequently confuse a hell of a lot of people there who either have no idea what I'm talking about or simply don't view either piece of media in the same light as I do to begin with
So I just wanted to reassure everyone that at least you're not suffering alone, as I will soon be inflicting the reverse bait-and-switch upon others!
That's all! continue w ur scrolling <3
#i hope this is clear but im REALLY not trying to be like coy or intriguing here#this post is not remotely intended to convince anyone to watch dead boy detectives on the grounds that it's similar to 60s who#in ways which i've conveniently failed to elaborate upon & so you'll just HAVE to go see for yourself#(firstly bc when i want to sing something's praises i will upfront & unapologetically)#(& secondly bc im not super into telling people to watch things in general unless they're actively seeking a rec)#honestly this (now very overhyped) future post of mine is going to be more about like#me recognizing i have A Type when it comes to stories/underpinning narrative backdrops in fiction (if thats not too pretentious)#and much less of a 'well if you like x then you'll definitely love y bc i do & we all enjoy things in the same way & for the same reasons'#and i find it funny that nobody will care - bc it'll incomprehensible to all but about 5 people who have the full context#& half of those 5 will probably still disagree w my perspective/interpretation of one or both -#but im gonna do it anyway bc what else am i supposed to do w these thoughts! keep them to myself??? dont be absurd#that said though if you are debating watching dbd and would like to chat about it to push yourself in one direction or another#im happy to do so! especially if you have questions about it in relation to some other shared interest you actually did follow me for lol#im always game for that sort of thing & yes i am of the opinion that its a good & fun & rich show all on its own
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Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake finale spoilers without context
#all im gonna say is that if you know you know! lol#iykyk; not sure if I should tag this as spoilers or if this is incomprehensible enough to not need one 😂#you're welcome to take guesses on whats going on with adventure time fionna & cake if you want lol to avoid spoiling anyone though I'll#neither confirm nor deny your guesses lol#some of these are very specific references so I think i'll just post it lol#by the way; I'm counting episodes 9 and 10 as the finale since they dropped in pairs of 2!#all of this is seen in those two episodes though; in one way or another; you'll see if you haven't yet! plz go watch it on HBO Max!#boosted numbers & stuff could get us more adventure time spinoff series or even a F&C season 2 (though I don't think one is needed tbh)#I wouldn't be upset though if they somehow came up with more material to cover for a season 2; there are little loose ends left over#but I'm not sure it's really enough content for an entire 2nd season unless we're going to lava world; apocalypse world; tiny world; etc.#the lich could also come back for however many times he has if it's a different instance of him from across the multiverse; but idk#tried to get a little bit of everything in this post without giving it all away; hope I did okay in that regard!#if you can tell me the collegehumor reference without looking it up; you get a cookie! 🍪💜#mine#op#adventure time#fionna and cake#atimers#casper & nova#cheers
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I don't care how much it fits.
Rainbow Factory and Pegasus Device are too good for TFC Afton
That being said, go ham with the Springtrap playlists
#the fourth closet my belothed#why did you ruin Dave like that >:(#Springtrap? Oh yeah I love me some megalomaniac Springtrap but only after he's spent 30 years simmering in his own hatred#let him love his daughter and then forget about her in his quest but don't say he never loved her#let him be a good dad who *willingly* and *wholeheartedly* agreed to getting corrupted you cowards#but anyway#been listening to some old MLP songs and mmm do those hit different#william afton#springtrap#slightly incomprehensible post
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aromantic animal headcanon is like a sister to me
#hear me out it even works in the muppets mayhem with his Nora thing#i think he doesn’t actually have a romantic crush on her. he just really really likes her and might not even be able to tell the difference#(referenced in the marshmallow episode)#also he doesn’t seem all that heartbroken when Nora and Moog are crushing on each other. heck he’s their nr 1 shipper#idk just the idea of animal being in a romantic relationship with someone feels really weird to me#joey says some sh#this post is completely incomprehensible to anyone but me#muppets#aromantic headcanons#i think he’s alloaro specifically#but also he wouldn’t actually use those words bc his vocab is not that big#just if you ask him about his orientation he might start biting you
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In the nicest and most sincere way possible, Rung looks like he would go "Ope! Sorry, gonna squeeze right past you." when trying to walk past someone and the space between them is a bit to close for comfort, but not enough so that he would actually run into the person
#idk there's something about Rung that radiates MASSIVE American Midwestern Energy#He would take 4 hours to say goodbye when over at someone's house#You can't leave his house without him insisting you take home some leftover food from your visit#There is a junk drawer in his kitchen#He tells the cashier at the store 'You take care now!' when leaving knowing he will never see them again#He would tell any organic life to tell their parents (folks) he said hi#(this also applies to those with a Conjux but the joke works better with parents)#He has a plastic bag filled with more plastic bags underneath his kitchen sink#This man is from The Midwest I am sorry#My favorite part about this post is that it's incomprehensible to anyone outside of the Midwest#Rung#Transformers
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