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indecisive-flautist · 8 months ago

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i love that haiku bot shows me so many posts i would never see

#like so many random things come across my feed and i read them like ???#then get to the bottom and realise it’s because i follow haiku bot #some absolute gems #good stuff #haiku bot #haikubot #haiku

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters #if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime #i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy #he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say #(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth #everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess #also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences #tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago #frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else #<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)

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tequiilasunriise · 4 months ago

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happy hatching day to one (1!!!) yang xiao long!!

#dont ask me how a deadbeat raven laid a dragon egg she just did #the way I made this collage in the hardest way possible (over an hour on instagram stories bc im mentally ill)#shoutout to pictures-of-yxl fer some of these gems I’ve collected theyre the absolute treasure trove of lovingly capturing yang frames #rwby #yang xiao long #bumbleby #bumbleby bumblebabes #<- some of the frames are from bee moments it counts

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normalfem · 1 year ago

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HELLO??????

#i hate booktok or bookstagram or whayevt u call it #but it is SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking funny sometimes #most of it is deeply unhinged hard kink bullshit but there are some absolute comedic gems in there LMAO #booktok cringe

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oceandiagonale · 8 months ago

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Make him a tumblr account

[Cropped screenshot of Volo in Pokemas saying "I wonder why photography has progressed so much into the present era..." with the player's response highlighted as "(Tell him about social media.)"]

he would do numbers on here. he loves to lie and commit to the bit FKSJDFKJ

edit: I'm a fool. I should have said "okay, poof, he's a tumblr account"

#oceandi answers #marblescollector #volo #pokemon masters #singlehandedly made me desperate to redraw him as the jerma 'king of the junjile' bit #also I caught up on his stuff in pokemas and FSDKJFHDSK #he's perfect. he's the worst. I love him. I hope he get absolutely OBLITERATED emotionally at some point in this arc <3 #I hope rei kicks his ass. I hope he gets to team up with arceus and his togepi evolves from friendship. I hope I have enough gems back #by the time they release his terrible arceus cosplay. biting him biting him biting him biting him biting him <3

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insomnya777 · 2 months ago

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they're filming the next life series like right now. like Right Now. they're making alliances that are gonna change our brain chemistry entirely!!!!! they're doing things that are going to make us go INSANE!!!! they're talking right now. they're interacting. they're playing the game. maybe someone's died already. maybe there's a full-fledged server war going on. we don't know. we won't know until friday and that is KILLING me

#like. interactions between groups we havent even THOUGHT of #like mounders or gem and the scotts. those were so out of left field but they collectively absolutely changed EVERYTHING #this time next week we're going to be like wtf how did we survive without *insert team name here*#boat boys interactions. will they team up? will they hate each other? we won't know and UGHHH i hate it and i love it #is scar gonna say some out of pocket shit again like “you and me we know monopolies”#because that was REALLY uncalled for. nine dead thousands injured #is etho gonna be just as pathetic wet cat washed up as he was in secret life. probably but we dont KNOWWWW #and then the big question the elephant in the room IS JOEL GONNA WIN #he is. i believe in him #babe u can DOOO ITTTT #been cheering on u for forever plsssplspsplspls #nya talks #trafficblr #life smp #life series #life series smp #traffic smp #traffic series

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solradguy · 4 months ago

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I thought the early 2000s "strong yet naked/mostly naked woman kept in her place by stronger, bigger, beast/monster or gang of racist caricatures" trope* was known by basically everyone but I mentioned it as a criticism of this older art book I'd flipped through recently to a friend and it turns out it isn't lol Maybe I've just read too many Heavy Metal issues... It used to be HORRIBLY inescapable in any sort of mature art scene back in the day lmao

*This trope is different from the pre-2000s one because the women usually look like they COULD fight back for at least a little bit whereas the previous trope had them be completely helpless damsels in distress

#textpost #And the damn apes. Why were there so many APES in art back then #I am so TIRED OF APES #'look at my drawing isn't it so quirky and funny. i have given the sassy stylized gorilla a naked human woman and sunglasses har har'#Ngl when the NFT thing started and I saw the ape one taking off it was instantly enemy number one because I am TIRED OF APES!!!#Not that every fictional or stylized ape is bad but there is a particular way they can be drawn where it makes me roll my eyes #Those NFTs are a prime example. They were absolutely drawing on the apes I loathe when designing those #I suppose these apes are parallel to that category of 'unintelligent and crude unkept representation of the reader/artist that still-#-hooks up with the smokin hot babe with the hourglass figure' trope #Which I also loathe #Probably this doesn't make any sense lol #I don't know how many of my followers on here shovel as much of this shit into their eyeballs as I do #Unfortunately sometimes the periodicals with such tropes that I so despise also occasionally have little gems between that make up for it #Wading through the Kevin Eastman+Simon Bisley Heavy Metal pissfart era for a scrap of Moebius or something avant garde #If I wasn't working on 1000 different things I would write reviews of Heavy Metal issues from my bookshelf lol #Some of these issues are ripe vomit. I could really tear into them #Insane that they went from cutting edge of adult SFF sequential art to whatever the fuck was going on in the FAKK 2 era #Ok I need to go get ready for bed lol enjoy whatever this post turned out to be

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moonpaw · 1 year ago

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Fighting DEMONS rn trying not to get invested in one piece to figure out wtf you're posting about!!!!

come here cyber.... we have this thang

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#mp answers #i've been trying so hard not to be annoying to my bnha friends but if you will allow me to push this for this ask let me say 🙏#if you're afraid of the episode count for one piece the manga is a lot quicker read while being just as enjoyable because the art style is #an actual delight. its great its fantastic im absolutely in love with it #the series is soooo good and i know luffy can seem unappealing to people before they start but he's just SUCH a great character & continues #to be even now. the story is SO GOOD the characters are SO GOOD... theres so much lore and world building that its insane #if you read the manga we get 'cover stories' on what's going on with previous characters to see what theyre up to even though we moved on #from where we left them. a lot of these cover stories blend into the main story so well its just seamless #there's one where we get introduced to a character we dont see hundreds of episodes into the anime and they show up like; during the second #saga. the series is about traveling to other islands and every single arc has been tied to another in some way or form that shows up later #even if its sagas and sagas later- it still becomes relevant again!! it's a huge ongoing story and there isnt a single arc that feels like #it has no purpose (sans filler in the anime-but even then!! some filler arcs are really entertaining!)#it's emotional! its sad! its downright stupid and silly but GOD... you can feel the love that oda put into this series and his characters #and the emotions in the expressions and the messages the story gives off it just makes me UEUHGHHAHGHH!!!#it's all about the adventure and the romance of it all! its about the freedom it brings and bringing freedom to others!#its a series where treasure should be a focus given its pirates and the its a giant treasure hunt for the one piece and yet! and yet so man #of the characters treasures are things that are not coins and gems but people and promises and family and and #im going to EXPLODE i love one piece

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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year ago

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"all we really know about this one is it's some kind of insult" Alhaithem gestured to the stone in the case "The first words of the beginning line should translate to 'your parent', with the second one saying 'you take that'. We can only assume it to be of insulting nature, unless you say otherwise...?" He looks toward you, curiously.

"...buys you megablocks instead of legos" you mumble unconsciously, holding in laughter because he wasn't wrong.

"What?" He leaned in to hear you better.

"Nothing, you're right but it's not an insult that really makes sense here" You swiftly move along to the next showcase, after reading it things become clear that these are from about the 2010's. "Alhaithem we should probably move on, most of these are obscure references to... plays, and jokes. Like this one" you point at the case "is Fre shavaca do".

"Fre...shaca do?"

"It's um, a joke about someone mis-writing a sign"

10/10 i cant believe this has been sitting here like the gem it is ToT

im so glad im posting all these at the same time tho bc i love confusing/bullying Alhaitham, call me a Kaveh kinnie ig

ANYWAY SORRY FOR NOT SHARING UR GREAT WRITING WITH THE WORLD BEFORE NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

this kinda reminds me of my most recent post abt, but 10x more frustrated Alhaitham LMAO

You, constantly: "nah u wouldnt get it bro, u had to be there"

Alhaitham: "But I AM here, I would "get it", ahem, honorable sibling Lord??"

btw here's my lowkey bullying Alhaitham post, hehe

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Safe Travels Anon,

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(not tagging beloveds bc i be harassing them this week with short posts rip)

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a-s-levynn · 11 months ago

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Tiny Token 8

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mediumgayitalian · 9 months ago

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fic rec friday 3

hi!! welcome to fic rec friday. every week, i pick five fics i have bookmarked and rec them with a little review. check them out!

Memories Made by zjass06

"Hi! I'm Will! You're my new neighbour!" the blonde boy beams; Nico frowns in turn, peering curiously at this Will. "My ma' says not to talk to strangers," Nico replies as he sits himself upon the grass. Will plops himself down next to the dark haired boy, who giggles so purely it makes his smile contagious. "I'm not a stranger, I'm your neighbour! You live next to me now and we can be friends!" Or A few snippets of Nico’s life and how his friendship develops with Will, all within a much treasured treehouse.

childhood friends to lovers will ALWAYS be elite. to me. and the centrality of this treehouse in this fic is so fucking cute bc they absolutely are the type of nerds to have a treehouse they use well into their late teens lol

2. Mafia by @buoyantsaturn

Nico is the most terrifying mob boss in New York, and Will is his live-in doctor. A Mafia Au

MY FAVE SOLANGELO SERIES TBH. like is it toxic a little bit? yeah. did the second one make me squeamish? yeah. in the 6/7 years since its been posted, have i read it literally DOZENS of times?? you betcha. idk man theres something about the danger of it all. the insane mob boss and the doctor hes whipped for. SO SO much fun and so so so romantic

3. you stormed into the battlefield (of my heart) by fedyaism

“Doctor Solace,” he says, “would you be willing to tend to a foe?” Will blinks. (He had practically expected everything but this.) “I’m sorry?” “I need you to heal an enemy for me. Can you do that?” Grace asks in a tone that lets Will know that he wasn’t really asking. “An… an enemy, sir?” “Yes. I will send him to you.” “Of course, General.” (What else could he say?)

this ends ambiguously but i am Choosing to believe they find each other again and live happily ever after for ever and ever bc im a weenie. its just...man fuck the military and i got no fondness for war BUT this isnt real and ergo i can sigh dreamily at love that is inherently kind of tragic and all the more desperately beautiful for you, yknow??

4. It's a Process by @oh-hush-its-perfect

When Nico comes out to Hazel, she really isn't sure how to react. Of course, she loves her brother to pieces, but something is holding her back. It takes a while to get over old beliefs. It takes a while to become accepting. It takes Hazel a while indeed. A.K.A. Nico is gay and Hazel can't wrap her head around it.

contrary to what the summary may lead you to believe, hazel is NOT at all homophobic in this fic. in fact her number one goal at all times is to be supportive, even as she struggles, and you know what? thats more important i think. her love for her brother is so transparently obvious in this one, she spends like 8k words doing everything she can to make SURE she is loving and accepting!!! hazel i love you. also the campfire scene had me giggling fr

5. three times everyone thought they hated each other by lizamarri

and the one time everyone realized they didn't ~ ft. capture the flag, big three kids sparring, will healing nico and being sassy about it, and more. enjoy!

NOTHING hits as hard as flirt fighting. truly nothing. also 3+1s are my weakness i stg, theres just something about outside pov and the sheer clarity of how much they love each other and love driving each other up the wall lmfao

thank you for joining me this friday!! happy reading!!

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spectrumgarden · 5 months ago

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Favorite quote from a review of skills from testing at the disability workshop, when it came to the point about communication:

"Well.... you've gotten this far in life"

#this is genuinely so funny to me. yes i have come this far with my dogshit communication you are right #semiverbal #actually autistic #autistic adult #actually disabled #aac user #another gem is “well you do. sometimes. reply”#which confuses me bc i thought i was replying most of the time to him which ig means i didn't even register some things lol #i got 2 out of 5 I think. so like. yayyy im not the absolute worst !! only *nearly* lmao #workshop talking

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fisheito · 1 year ago

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moms at the sports game.....

#olivine has one of those giant totes that carries EVERYTHING u could ever need and even stuff you'll probably never need #juice and water for the entire team. 6 first aid kids. an entire pharmacy. cute lil bandages with the animal mascots on em #falsified passports of another country (for the whole family). because you never know.#the bag is cavernous and weighs as much as a bus #olivine carries it around like it's nothing #kuya has this tiny purse . idk. the strap is made up entirely of those metal chain link puzzles that he likes as intimacy gifts #fidget toy purse for kuya when he's bored (frequently) :)#the only thing in his purse is matches.#absoLUTELy kuya is stomping around in high heels and his fuzzy little boots at sunrise #whoever put those puffballs on kuya's sash in his SR design is seriously Biggest Brain #because that means i can now put kuya in all sorts of obnoxious clothing with puffballs #those glittery santa boots with puffballs all over em? kuya.#faux fur poofy coats that would make anyone else look like a moldy marshmallow? kuya.#olivine is actually sensible (not a peacock) and wears some nice comfy warm clothing. very soft. very inviting #will he expose his gem for slutty purposes #despite the brisk weather and dropping temperatures?#always.#a toasty warm olimom with a supportive smile and a bag of snacks.#i want olivine to give me a juice box 🥺#nu carnival kuya #nu carnival olivine

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r0semultiverse · 10 months ago

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Cursing & other wild things said/done in the Kingdom Hearts 1 manga that weren't in the game.

#it's just wild to me that these characters said some of this stuff #I'm over here reading everything in the character voices & then they start swearing 😂#I said in my other post I'd make a cursing compilation so here it is lol #kingdom hearts characters are so much fun in the manga #I know 'hell' isn't technically a curse word but in the west it's often considered one & there's no way they'd let them say that in kh1 #back in like 2007 or whatever lmao #please go read the final mix manga; it's such a gem!#donald leaving a lasting impression on sora & teaching him curse words on accident lmao love that #again this could all be a translator error but i find it absolutely hilarious if they curse in manga canon #I feel like Riku will drop an f bomb before Sora does; place your bets! lol I'll be making cursing compilations for the other kh manga too #kingdom hearts #mine #op

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kindahoping4forever · 9 months ago

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Galantis and Michael spoke with Rolling Stone about the origins of Lighter and the collaborative process

#if you're on the fence about this song i highly recommend reading this article #it is FASCINATING and answers a lot of questions i had about the song 💙💙#5sos #5 seconds of summer #lighter #kh4f post #do i have a tag for print articles? i should if i don't - get on that past and future Crystal #anyways #I knew these types of songs originate out of writing camps so I'm not surprised to hear it was a pre-existing song in search of a collab #but i love love LOVE that 5sos came in guns ablaze with notes and instrumentation and like... collaboration #and all because they didn't know that's not how these things work 🥰🥰#it's so endearing and speaks so much to them as a creative force #and that Galantis was surprised but receptive to that is absolutely everything #also there are some GEM michael quotes in here lmao #just a 10/10 article tbqh

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tetzoro · 4 months ago

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goooood morning and happy wednesday friendz ! we’ve made it halfway, let’s keep pushing through ! i hope today brings only the best vibes & you find something lovely to smile at (ㅅ´ ˘ `) ! !

#not much to yap about surprisingly #BUT #i forgot to wish everyone a happy leo season the other day #i hope this new season rounds your summer off with the best vibes that have you feeling your best !!!!#very excited for the upcoming weeks — going to be a busy lil bee !#omg also #stalked my old blog a little yesterday and found some absolute gems LMAO #maybe need to reblog some 🙂‍↕️#i miss those vibes sometimes but i looooove love tetzoro <3 #wishing you all a wonderful day !!#giving out hugs to those who need them 🫂🩷💫#sending out lots of love hehe #₊˚⊹ ᰔ xoxo aims #ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ — ✩ daily yap.

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