#so no getting dicked down for me i guess
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adamsmasher Ā· 5 months ago
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elleloquently Ā· 4 months ago
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i never want to like question peopleā€™s opinions and tastes lolllll but why does everyone always write ellie as so aggressive and heartless when it comes to relationships and intimacy and stuff )): itā€™ll be like ellie v abby and they always make ellie so harsh and like hurtful on purpose and then they write abby as soooo sweet and loving.
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i wanna gatekeep ellie so bad it makes my heart ache
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goatsandgangsters Ā· 6 months ago
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the TSA almost always flags my crotch as sus which is kinda baffling bc you'd think the scanner would care more about things that shouldn't be there, not just my Absence Of Penis??
like uh oh, there's nothing there! what if there's also a lack of secret drugs or weapons in the spot where something Isn't!
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chewwytwee Ā· 5 months ago
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people conflate being nice with not being critical. Being nice to people doesnt mean never presenting them with any kind of negative information or feedback it means don't be a prick while doing it
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ladyseidr Ā· 9 months ago
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and what if i finally decided on a fc for anna / mrs. em.ily. what then. ( do you love her )
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hecksupremechips Ā· 1 year ago
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Honestly guys Iā€™m tired of beating around the bush with silly analysis posts and funny tags on peopleā€™s art so Iā€™m just gonna say what Iā€™ve been thinking about for a whole year
I desperately need Kuruto Ryuki to get a boyfriend and I need him to get dicked down so hard he dies
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aeide-thea Ā· 1 year ago
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die eigentliche Frage: wie viel Duolingo muss ich noch machen, bevor ich hoffen kann, hier auf Deutsch zu schreiben?
(viel mehr, bevor ich etwas Interessantes sagen kann! aber die Katze sitzt jetzt auf mir, was nicht interessant zu hƶren, aber ganz angenehm zu erleben ist. šŸ˜½)
#lol i need 2 know SO many more words.#like. great that i have now solidly incorporated ā€˜Zeichentrickfilmeā€™ in2 my working vocab#but uh#pace our friend Duo i gotta say iā€™m not sure how much use iā€™m gonna get out of that one#vs i still dk how 2 say like. ā€˜depressed.ā€™ ā€˜genderqueer.ā€™ lol#at least thx 2 Cā€” iā€™ve got ā€˜dicke Katzeā€™ down. Kaffee- und Katzeklatsch: ein Blog#also like. do i gotta caps properly in a blog context. like i will if i have 2 but like. does not spark joy#everybody wants 2 teach you standard orthography which is great but like. some of us want 2 understand the stylistic impact of rulebreaking!#anyway. in unrelated conclusion it IS maddening that i know basically 0 swedish BUT when i reach for eg ā€˜nothingā€™ i sure do end up at#ā€˜ingentingā€™ before ā€˜nichts.ā€™ similarly ā€˜ochā€™ before ā€˜undā€™ sometimes. deeply unuseful!!#however i guess maybe someday the like. 2 phrases i remember will come in handy 4 me#ā€˜du Ƥr vacker. jag vill knulla dig i rƶven. vill du ocksĆ„ det?ā€™#one can only hope šŸ˜‡#anyway. peut-ĆŖtre que demain je bloggerai en franƧais. qui sait#my missionā€š should i choose to accept it: ā€‹bastardizing ALL languages i only half-remember šŸ¤˜#in conclusion i vaguely remember that in the construction ā€˜something Adjectiveā€™ you caps the adjective but not why lol#i mean i assume itā€™s for Substantive Reasons but like. if itā€™s modifying a pronoun why is it a substantive. however.#ours (whomst suck at deutsch) not 2 reason whyā€š &c.#right. okay. good morning!!
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anomalouscutie Ā· 5 months ago
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uh oh guy ive got a weird thing with and his gf(?) took each other out of their insta bios and hes asking if he can come over sometimeā€¦ what could this mean chat
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strangerhands Ā· 8 months ago
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ohmygodddddd i am a fucking genius...šŸ‘ļø the fic idea i just came up with. the Specific Line i thought up. its such a random idea but its so so cute and sweet and ugh its gonna plague me forever. kinda proud of myself to be honest so lets just hope i can Actually write it soonšŸ§Ž
#mmm brain isnt always bad sometimes i guess.#its some unapologetic jake fluff btw#bc he deserves it#also i forgot i cant really spend time on tumblr today bc ill be busy again lol so tomorrow it is (hopefully)#but its gonna be a good day bc me and my bestie are going to see love lies bleeding And immaculate togetheršŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹#and probably get some lunch and maybe ice cream too#excited#have been looking forward to today#and then after today im looking forward to finally crawling back into my little tumblr cave#hopefully i can Actually Read.#and yk. writing would be nice too.#also im goin back on sertraline today and apparently it can be used for ocd too so i will try to see if any of That feels different as well#raaaaaa#still havent fully researched ocd thošŸ§Žive been procrastinatingšŸ§Žas i došŸ§Ž#anyways goodnight its 5am.#shouldnt have had that 8pm iced capp#i downed that shit fr#ok bye bye love yall#talkin shit#FUCK YES THIS POSTED LIKE ON THE VERY SECOND 5:15 WAS ENDING YESSS#sorry i actually like am distressed when the minute(s) of my posts arent posted on a 0 or 5 or like the same as the previous number#and when it is i feel like actual relief and joy#and when it isnt i contemplate deleting and waiting until the desired minute to post again.#anddd sometimes i actually do.#i also will just wait several minutes to post something when its not the exact minute i want yet#or ill queue it for like. literally a couple minutes in the future.#yeah i have many issues#okay gn thank you for reading if you readšŸ§šŸ«¶#i always either suck my own dick or beat my own ass.#rarely ever is there an in between
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bread-of-death Ā· 1 year ago
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Whelp. I just emailed the Dean.
#bread hates college now I guess#if you see this without seeing the post I made the other day#basically I was wrongly dropped from an online course#I donā€™t know if itā€™s a mistake or if the professor is just a dick#but I got dropped from the course and itā€™s a required credit for me#the main problem has to do with financial aid I was receiving#it only applied to this semester and we have been sternly informed that it will not carry over to the next semester#so if I have to take the class or an equivalent again#that could be a minor problem#I mean money isnā€™t an issue- but like- if I were someone else and it *was*#what the fuck then#are they just gonna say ā€˜tough luckā€™ like ??? cā€™mon dude#cuz I donā€™t want to take this course or this professor now- and I certainly wonā€™t be doing it this semester#it was already a compressed course- 15 weeks down to 10#and this is setting me back by at least one week- probably more like three#so I could very easily be failing with no chance of regaining footing if I get put back into the course#and thatā€™s if I do amazing on all the work- which I realistically know I wonā€™t and canā€™t#so Iā€™m going to take a different course that satisfies the requirement next semester instead of this semester#but the problem there is that Iā€™m almost certain that the financial aid wonā€™t transfer#and thatā€™s a huge pain in the ass and also entirely *wrong*#cuz like- what if I really did need that money?#and they dropped me from a course I need to graduate- without ever contacting me personally about dropping me from the course- after I had-#-already shown participation in said course#so like.. b r u h.#at the very least. they couldā€™ve talked to me directly about what the issue was#cuz at this point I donā€™t even know what the problem is#anyways#Iā€™m frustrated and tired
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peppermint-moss Ā· 2 years ago
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I have a really important question, how do you feel about your art being used in edits ? And I donā€™t mean taking your whole amv/pmv and changing the audio , I mean taking a few clips here and there, I want to make sure Iā€™m not crossing any boundaries or anyone else
honestly ive been goin a lil back and forth for a while on how i feel about it; at the moment ive kinda been like i dont really like it but i also dont rlly care enough for it to actually make me uncomfortable/upset ? and then i think maybe i should just let ppl use it for edits if they dont bother me Too much idk... The only thing i know for certain is (wht u already mentioned) do not go taking my whole video and changing the audio etc. But just a few clips agh im not quite sure yet Sorry for the wishy-washy answer I know that's probably frustrating :( I'd say for now I'd prefer if people don't use my art/animations in edits but if that answer changes I'll update it in my FAQ on my tumblr and prob reblog this to inform ppl of it
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nightmarecountry Ā· 8 months ago
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ā› you're so good for me, so fucking good around me, fucking made for me. āœ ( destruction wants that corinthussy )
it takes effort not to bite down in the wrong places and ruin the whole thing. he satisfies himself with sinking his other teeth into destruction's shoulder instead. harder than he'd meant to: blood beads up, spills against his waiting tongue, burns like hellfire as endless' voice rings panting and sweet in his ears.
fucking made for me, they groan, driving into the sucking heat between his thighs, and the corinthian all but claws at them. bites down on the tender flesh between neck and shoulder, snarling. he'd meant to try being gentle with destruction this time, but, well--destruction is hardly holding back, either.
"fuck--look at me, i want to see you." he tugs their hair harder than he means to, voice shaking when they roll their hips just right and the corinthian sees stars. he can tell they're getting close; he, personally, has already ascended somewhere far beyond that, driven now by the sheer desire to see destruction's eyes when they come for him. in him. he's lost track of how many times he's come already. "keep going, baby. however you want, i can take it."
a gentler hand through their hair, this time. when he says i can take it, it doesn't always mean he thinks destruction will be rough: sometimes it's i can take it if you're gentle with me, too.
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undertheknightwing Ā· 1 year ago
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I loved their short-lived "I hate this fucking family" scenes
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#they switched back to default 'nice' mode afterwards obviously#but still#both were allowed to be upset and yell about it imo#gar's always trying to help everyone but always ends up being the one hurt#not only that but when he's the one needing help the titans couldn't care any less and just give him a lame hug or shoulder pat#then never talk to him again about what's bothering him#they didn't even care when he disappeared#it was just *shrugs* 'well at least he's not dead he'll show up sometime i guess'#then jon's the only one in true danger and his family does not seem to understand he's being hunted down by jon-el#i'd be scared and pissed off too if my dad who's superman just let the guy who's deadset on kidnapping and merging with me go#the only reason jon-el even took lana was to get clark away from jon he doesn't care about her or anything else really#he just wants jon and will do anything to get him#so yeah i'd be scared as SHIT that he's on the loose and now even more that he stole my dad's friend to purposely lure him away#(also once jon said where jon-el was clark REALLY should have switched into his suit since he knew he'd be public#and probably would have had to use his powers to catch jon-el)#(lara or not clark shouldn't have been using his powers in front of a crowded diner anyway)#the titans didn't care because it was gar who was missing#and the kents didn't care because it was jon who was in danger#dick would've been ripping apart the multiverse once he could if someone else was missing#and if jordan was in danger clois would have hid him at the fortress with some x-k to protect himself just in case#titans#superman and lois#gar logan#jonathan kent
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chmyri Ā· 1 year ago
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to run low on storage space
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rigginsstreet Ā· 1 year ago
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god bless anyone who thinks any of the wheelers are queer
i would sooner accept ted wheeler grand marshaling indiana gay pride 1988 than believe nancy is out here eating pussy. its not realistic
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zemnarihah Ā· 2 years ago
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much to think about.
#i had lunch w my sister today and she was talking abt our dad and abt how him being like emotionally abusive made her a huge people pleaser#and she was like yeah i think you didnt get that as much#you were always the one who stuck to your guns or just didnt talk to him#and at first i was like what bc i literally dont think anything i ever did could be rlly described as actually sticking to ones guns i alwa#felt like i was so avoidant of any conflict w him bc yk i was like. terrified of him. but i was thinking abt it and compared to her i think#like yeah actually shes right? bc i would avoid conflict w him but i did that by like fully cutting off our relationship as much as#possible and she did it by trying to please him all the time. which probably neither were that healthy obviously they were jsut like. our#instincts for how to protect ourselves yk. but the thing is for the past few months i thought i had been learning how to not be so scared#of making ppl mad and to be more assertive and stuff. but i think actually i probably have always had that strength maybe it was just.#kinda beaten down for a while since standing up for myself always made things worse. so the other option to not allow him to treat me like#that was to cut myself off from him. But i still did that yk? idk.#like i was thinking more abt it and#i was the one who left the church at 18. after i moved out but i did. and i didnt hide it after that. my sister has apparently been mentall#out for years now and nobody in our family knows but me. bc she is so scared to disappoint him. and like idk. i always was like why couldnt#i get out earlier bc i know so many ppl who just said fuck you im not going anymore at like 14 or smth and i was like why couldnt i do that#but i guess looking at it from my sisters pov our situation was just really fucking hard. and i guess im realizing i was honestly a lot#stronger and braver than i thought i was that whole time. idk.#lol its like bittersweet. bc it makes it so much more real that it was actually super fucked up. the way we grew up. like i think sometimes#the easiest thing is for me to go haha yeah my dad was kind of a dick and whooaaahhh so crazy i grew up mormon hahah! but its like no that#was fucked up. but look at how i made it through that yk. its kind of making me. idk. develop some more respect for myself i guess#idk idk#ignore me i am just journal posting . lol#exmo tag
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