#so no getting dicked down for me i guess
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#God i really wanted to get dicked down while had the house to myself this week#but instead i was sick all yesterday#and though I'm better now i don't have it in me to clean up yesterday's mess#so no getting dicked down for me i guess
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i never want to like question peopleās opinions and tastes lolllll but why does everyone always write ellie as so aggressive and heartless when it comes to relationships and intimacy and stuff )): itāll be like ellie v abby and they always make ellie so harsh and like hurtful on purpose and then they write abby as soooo sweet and loving.
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i wanna gatekeep ellie so bad it makes my heart ache
#she has so much emotion and people just dwindle her down to being like heartless#genuinely makes me curious why people see her that way i guess#maybe people base it on the Dina thing but that has so many layers and also donāt get me started on Dina bc you guys know how i feel ab her#ā¦ā¦ā¦.. anyway#bc ellie being placed in a parental position will never fail to piss me off but shitty writing aside !!!#why do u guys hate my girl lmaooo yes i will dick ride for ellie bc apparently people do not get her like i do !! omg#like u guys actually think she would ENJOY causing people pain omfg-
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the TSA almost always flags my crotch as sus which is kinda baffling bc you'd think the scanner would care more about things that shouldn't be there, not just my Absence Of Penis??
like uh oh, there's nothing there! what if there's also a lack of secret drugs or weapons in the spot where something Isn't!
#I don't feel Bad or Uncomfortable about it. it just seems silly?? like if you're looking for Hidden Weapons why does my lack of dick matter#today my crotch AND my ass flagged which I'm taking to mean I just have a juicier ass than your average cis man#this happened pre-top surgery too but not as often#my theory used to be they were scanning me female and being confused by all the extra fabric of men's underwear/pockets#but post-top it's always the male TSA agent who comes up to me when I get flagged#so they think I'm a dude with no dick and apparently that's a security risk#sometimes the male TSA agent second guesses and looks helplessly at the female TSA agent#and I get my revenge by standing there silently and giving no hints about which of them is supposed to pat me down#If I have to be inconvenienced by the gender binary Then So Do You
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people conflate being nice with not being critical. Being nice to people doesnt mean never presenting them with any kind of negative information or feedback it means don't be a prick while doing it
#.txt#i think thats the thing i dont like so much about the current culture of art on the internet#like its good people want it to be welcoming for new artists#but its kinda turned into an endless positivity echo chamber without any real substance#you cant get real critique on anything cuz people want to be 'nice' so they only mention the good things#which I guess will never offend someone but imo its annoying asf that you cant get honest feedback on anything#its just platitudes and so you get a ton of people who want to have high quality art#but are told theyre snobs and dicks for even believing in a hierarchy of art quality#when youre a beginner you can tell people are tiptoeing around saying the obvious thing#which is that its obviously made by a beginner#and thats fucking humilating tbh#to have people treat you like a first grader who'll break down into tears if you dont tell them theyre doing perfect and amazing#maybe this has just been my personal experience but I gave up art cuz I felt stupid taking it seriously#like no matter how hard i pressed for feedback or critique or tips people would just kinda smile and nod#tell me my art is AMAZING and soooooooooo so good but like. no it wasnt and still isnt lol#theyre crude and sure maybe theyre not garbage but I know they're not good cuz i have eyes#instead of trying to convince me that my opinion is wrong how about you just give me some advice#like any
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and what if i finally decided on a fc for anna / mrs. em.ily. what then. ( do you love her )
#ā½āā āø¢ my edit āø„#Ė ā” š»šø. Ā» heart aching ( anna emily )#f n a f /#me: hasn't written her because i hadn't decided on an fc#also me: i should add her as a full muse now ( i won't yet i promise lmaooo )#i've literally written out her muse bio and everything tho in notion lmao#she's a manager in a bookstore and she's from a town in arizona right near the border of utah#her parents are chinese immigrants and she has two sisters she adores#she wants to own her own business one day and is super supportive of henry's work while they're together#like she's so down to brainstorm with him ( & william if he's willing lmao ) and is def smart when it comes to business stuff#( and not in a cutting corners way either. glances at both my henry and william. )#and she's a very good mom to charlie as well as a good aunt-like figure to the af.ton kids#love love love the idea of her and mrs. af.ton as best friends even once they've both divorced the Disasters#but i think she gets bad vibes from william like. . . not immediately but earlier than most. she's friendly but it's minimal y'know lmao#but obv she doesn't guess what he's /actually/ up to. just thinks he's a dick ( valid )
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Honestly guys Iām tired of beating around the bush with silly analysis posts and funny tags on peopleās art so Iām just gonna say what Iāve been thinking about for a whole year
I desperately need Kuruto Ryuki to get a boyfriend and I need him to get dicked down so hard he dies
#aitsf#kuruto ryuki#if i cant do it myself then i gotta at least have someone do it#i just think itd help me out a lot#i do have a wip though for a fic i wanna do where ryuki does get a bf#amongst other things#and i oh so desperately wanna talk about it but also like i dont have everything smoothed out yet and i get scared to write#i do have some stuff actually written though so at least thats something#if anyone wants to know more i guess i can talk about it š#but yeah ryuki needs to get dicked down its what he deserves š
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die eigentliche Frage: wie viel Duolingo muss ich noch machen, bevor ich hoffen kann, hier auf Deutsch zu schreiben?
(viel mehr, bevor ich etwas Interessantes sagen kann! aber die Katze sitzt jetzt auf mir, was nicht interessant zu hƶren, aber ganz angenehm zu erleben ist. š½)
#lol i need 2 know SO many more words.#like. great that i have now solidly incorporated āZeichentrickfilmeā in2 my working vocab#but uh#pace our friend Duo i gotta say iām not sure how much use iām gonna get out of that one#vs i still dk how 2 say like. ādepressed.ā āgenderqueer.ā lol#at least thx 2 Cā iāve got ādicke Katzeā down. Kaffee- und Katzeklatsch: ein Blog#also like. do i gotta caps properly in a blog context. like i will if i have 2 but like. does not spark joy#everybody wants 2 teach you standard orthography which is great but like. some of us want 2 understand the stylistic impact of rulebreaking!#anyway. in unrelated conclusion it IS maddening that i know basically 0 swedish BUT when i reach for eg ānothingā i sure do end up at#āingentingā before ānichts.ā similarly āochā before āundā sometimes. deeply unuseful!!#however i guess maybe someday the like. 2 phrases i remember will come in handy 4 me#ādu Ƥr vacker. jag vill knulla dig i rƶven. vill du ocksĆ„ det?ā#one can only hope š#anyway. peut-ĆŖtre que demain je bloggerai en franƧais. qui sait#my missionā should i choose to accept it: ābastardizing ALL languages i only half-remember š¤#in conclusion i vaguely remember that in the construction āsomething Adjectiveā you caps the adjective but not why lol#i mean i assume itās for Substantive Reasons but like. if itās modifying a pronoun why is it a substantive. however.#ours (whomst suck at deutsch) not 2 reason whyā &c.#right. okay. good morning!!
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uh oh guy ive got a weird thing with and his gf(?) took each other out of their insta bios and hes asking if he can come over sometimeā¦ what could this mean chat
#frankly im okay with being a rebound i could not give any less of a shit rn#i need some kind of distraction and to be held#old friends senior dog sanctuary voice āi just want to get dicked down again =/#sorryyyyy i know this is an awful idea even my therapist has told me to talk to him less#but unfortunately ive got bad taste and no self respect so it was bound to happen again eventually š#putting on like 3 pairs of rose tinted glasses#also im so glad they broke up lol its abt time theyve been fighting for months now#and guess which one of us is still around just like i said whenever they first got together :/ me! major L on her part
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ohmygodddddd i am a fucking genius...šļø the fic idea i just came up with. the Specific Line i thought up. its such a random idea but its so so cute and sweet and ugh its gonna plague me forever. kinda proud of myself to be honest so lets just hope i can Actually write it soonš§
#mmm brain isnt always bad sometimes i guess.#its some unapologetic jake fluff btw#bc he deserves it#also i forgot i cant really spend time on tumblr today bc ill be busy again lol so tomorrow it is (hopefully)#but its gonna be a good day bc me and my bestie are going to see love lies bleeding And immaculate togetheršš#and probably get some lunch and maybe ice cream too#excited#have been looking forward to today#and then after today im looking forward to finally crawling back into my little tumblr cave#hopefully i can Actually Read.#and yk. writing would be nice too.#also im goin back on sertraline today and apparently it can be used for ocd too so i will try to see if any of That feels different as well#raaaaaa#still havent fully researched ocd thoš§ive been procrastinatingš§as i doš§#anyways goodnight its 5am.#shouldnt have had that 8pm iced capp#i downed that shit fr#ok bye bye love yall#talkin shit#FUCK YES THIS POSTED LIKE ON THE VERY SECOND 5:15 WAS ENDING YESSS#sorry i actually like am distressed when the minute(s) of my posts arent posted on a 0 or 5 or like the same as the previous number#and when it is i feel like actual relief and joy#and when it isnt i contemplate deleting and waiting until the desired minute to post again.#anddd sometimes i actually do.#i also will just wait several minutes to post something when its not the exact minute i want yet#or ill queue it for like. literally a couple minutes in the future.#yeah i have many issues#okay gn thank you for reading if you readš§š«¶#i always either suck my own dick or beat my own ass.#rarely ever is there an in between
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Whelp. I just emailed the Dean.
#bread hates college now I guess#if you see this without seeing the post I made the other day#basically I was wrongly dropped from an online course#I donāt know if itās a mistake or if the professor is just a dick#but I got dropped from the course and itās a required credit for me#the main problem has to do with financial aid I was receiving#it only applied to this semester and we have been sternly informed that it will not carry over to the next semester#so if I have to take the class or an equivalent again#that could be a minor problem#I mean money isnāt an issue- but like- if I were someone else and it *was*#what the fuck then#are they just gonna say ātough luckā like ??? cāmon dude#cuz I donāt want to take this course or this professor now- and I certainly wonāt be doing it this semester#it was already a compressed course- 15 weeks down to 10#and this is setting me back by at least one week- probably more like three#so I could very easily be failing with no chance of regaining footing if I get put back into the course#and thatās if I do amazing on all the work- which I realistically know I wonāt and canāt#so Iām going to take a different course that satisfies the requirement next semester instead of this semester#but the problem there is that Iām almost certain that the financial aid wonāt transfer#and thatās a huge pain in the ass and also entirely *wrong*#cuz like- what if I really did need that money?#and they dropped me from a course I need to graduate- without ever contacting me personally about dropping me from the course- after I had-#-already shown participation in said course#so like.. b r u h.#at the very least. they couldāve talked to me directly about what the issue was#cuz at this point I donāt even know what the problem is#anyways#Iām frustrated and tired
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I have a really important question, how do you feel about your art being used in edits ? And I donāt mean taking your whole amv/pmv and changing the audio , I mean taking a few clips here and there, I want to make sure Iām not crossing any boundaries or anyone else
honestly ive been goin a lil back and forth for a while on how i feel about it; at the moment ive kinda been like i dont really like it but i also dont rlly care enough for it to actually make me uncomfortable/upset ? and then i think maybe i should just let ppl use it for edits if they dont bother me Too much idk... The only thing i know for certain is (wht u already mentioned) do not go taking my whole video and changing the audio etc. But just a few clips agh im not quite sure yet Sorry for the wishy-washy answer I know that's probably frustrating :( I'd say for now I'd prefer if people don't use my art/animations in edits but if that answer changes I'll update it in my FAQ on my tumblr and prob reblog this to inform ppl of it
#anon#ppmpost#asks#if anyone has thoughts to share on this im open to hearin it cause im kinda stuck#ok i ended up doing a big ramble in tags so:#tl;dr i keep aruging with myself whether to give or not give permission for edits so for now pls dont until i figure it out orz#a part of me worries it would encourage ppl to take other ppl's work#but i guess the key is that u gotta get permission before u put stuff in edits#and then my own feelings abt it idk. feels kinda bwegh sometimes to see my stuff in edits#but also. i am not attached to my amvs/warrior cats enough to really be longterm bothered by it#so maybe i should just give permission and not interact with the edits so ppl can have their fun with edits n i just dont look at them lol#And then i also worry if i give permission but it does bother me much more later down the line#and then revoking permission at that point feels .. mean??? idk im allowed to but it feels weirdly like goin back on my word n then it#makes ppl who did make edits when they had permission look like dicks again when in actuality i just revoked permission for future edits or#smth like that#AGH ok anyways#faq
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ā you're so good for me, so fucking good around me, fucking made for me. ā ( destruction wants that corinthussy )
it takes effort not to bite down in the wrong places and ruin the whole thing. he satisfies himself with sinking his other teeth into destruction's shoulder instead. harder than he'd meant to: blood beads up, spills against his waiting tongue, burns like hellfire as endless' voice rings panting and sweet in his ears.
fucking made for me, they groan, driving into the sucking heat between his thighs, and the corinthian all but claws at them. bites down on the tender flesh between neck and shoulder, snarling. he'd meant to try being gentle with destruction this time, but, well--destruction is hardly holding back, either.
"fuck--look at me, i want to see you." he tugs their hair harder than he means to, voice shaking when they roll their hips just right and the corinthian sees stars. he can tell they're getting close; he, personally, has already ascended somewhere far beyond that, driven now by the sheer desire to see destruction's eyes when they come for him. in him. he's lost track of how many times he's come already. "keep going, baby. however you want, i can take it."
a gentler hand through their hair, this time. when he says i can take it, it doesn't always mean he thinks destruction will be rough: sometimes it's i can take it if you're gentle with me, too.
#ic.#v: the original#peacereflected: destruction#peacereflected#spicy text for ts#corinthussy tw#[ i fucking GUESS ]#[ it's only barely implied but that IS a mouth down there right now. rip to destruction who is only ever one good thrust away from getting#his dick bitten off. ]#[ also the implication that corinth has just completely disregarded climax as a goal for himself here because the dick is So Good.#im losing my mind. ]#[ corinth nuts and destruction slows down so as not to overwhelm him and he's like. what. no. do NOT stop. ]#[ also the inversion of the more typical 'you can go as hard as you want i can take it' trope ]#[ to 'you can be soft with me if it gets you off. i can take it.' ]
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I loved their short-lived "I hate this fucking family" scenes
#they switched back to default 'nice' mode afterwards obviously#but still#both were allowed to be upset and yell about it imo#gar's always trying to help everyone but always ends up being the one hurt#not only that but when he's the one needing help the titans couldn't care any less and just give him a lame hug or shoulder pat#then never talk to him again about what's bothering him#they didn't even care when he disappeared#it was just *shrugs* 'well at least he's not dead he'll show up sometime i guess'#then jon's the only one in true danger and his family does not seem to understand he's being hunted down by jon-el#i'd be scared and pissed off too if my dad who's superman just let the guy who's deadset on kidnapping and merging with me go#the only reason jon-el even took lana was to get clark away from jon he doesn't care about her or anything else really#he just wants jon and will do anything to get him#so yeah i'd be scared as SHIT that he's on the loose and now even more that he stole my dad's friend to purposely lure him away#(also once jon said where jon-el was clark REALLY should have switched into his suit since he knew he'd be public#and probably would have had to use his powers to catch jon-el)#(lara or not clark shouldn't have been using his powers in front of a crowded diner anyway)#the titans didn't care because it was gar who was missing#and the kents didn't care because it was jon who was in danger#dick would've been ripping apart the multiverse once he could if someone else was missing#and if jordan was in danger clois would have hid him at the fortress with some x-k to protect himself just in case#titans#superman and lois#gar logan#jonathan kent
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to run low on storage space
#yeah i know 64gb and 256gb for a phone and pc are pathetic#the phone was a hand me down and my pc has upgradable storage get off my dick#tho it uses steam deck size ssds so they are expensive (hence why i haven't upgraded yet)#personal#shitpost#i guess#idk
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god bless anyone who thinks any of the wheelers are queer
i would sooner accept ted wheeler grand marshaling indiana gay pride 1988 than believe nancy is out here eating pussy. its not realistic
#briana answers things#people literally just want nancy to be gay because they hate jonathan TELL ME IM WRONG#im not. is the thing#and steve of course is everyones soft uwu waif boy#so of course hes gotta get dicked down by literally any man in the cast (but not billy oh no thats crossing the line)#anyway i guess im choosing today to have my monthly 'i hate the stranger things fandom' vent sesh lmao
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much to think about.
#i had lunch w my sister today and she was talking abt our dad and abt how him being like emotionally abusive made her a huge people pleaser#and she was like yeah i think you didnt get that as much#you were always the one who stuck to your guns or just didnt talk to him#and at first i was like what bc i literally dont think anything i ever did could be rlly described as actually sticking to ones guns i alwa#felt like i was so avoidant of any conflict w him bc yk i was like. terrified of him. but i was thinking abt it and compared to her i think#like yeah actually shes right? bc i would avoid conflict w him but i did that by like fully cutting off our relationship as much as#possible and she did it by trying to please him all the time. which probably neither were that healthy obviously they were jsut like. our#instincts for how to protect ourselves yk. but the thing is for the past few months i thought i had been learning how to not be so scared#of making ppl mad and to be more assertive and stuff. but i think actually i probably have always had that strength maybe it was just.#kinda beaten down for a while since standing up for myself always made things worse. so the other option to not allow him to treat me like#that was to cut myself off from him. But i still did that yk? idk.#like i was thinking more abt it and#i was the one who left the church at 18. after i moved out but i did. and i didnt hide it after that. my sister has apparently been mentall#out for years now and nobody in our family knows but me. bc she is so scared to disappoint him. and like idk. i always was like why couldnt#i get out earlier bc i know so many ppl who just said fuck you im not going anymore at like 14 or smth and i was like why couldnt i do that#but i guess looking at it from my sisters pov our situation was just really fucking hard. and i guess im realizing i was honestly a lot#stronger and braver than i thought i was that whole time. idk.#lol its like bittersweet. bc it makes it so much more real that it was actually super fucked up. the way we grew up. like i think sometimes#the easiest thing is for me to go haha yeah my dad was kind of a dick and whooaaahhh so crazy i grew up mormon hahah! but its like no that#was fucked up. but look at how i made it through that yk. its kind of making me. idk. develop some more respect for myself i guess#idk idk#ignore me i am just journal posting . lol#exmo tag
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