#so my computer shut down

[teddybeartoji]

you're all invited to my funeral i just lost like a 1.5k piece that i was kind of in love with yayy yippeee yay

[911-on-abc]

Tommy Kinard listened to Buck say "I think this is an open line" and "That should be our motto, 'Who Cares?!'" in that helicopter and was like 'yeah... I want to suck that dude's cock'

[3416]

Auston Matthews on The Pat McAfee Show | 10.25.23

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

moth stealing reader's gum and accidentally sticking his maw together

oh my moon and stars this is perfect timing because i just got gum a couple days ago

Childe knows how to blow gum bubbles- first he learned for himself, then for his siblings. it's a luxury to have, to be sure, a small square of sweetness to chew on and idly mess with when he's bored- a luxury Foul Legacy could never have, given the structure of his maw. oh, but he's so curious! he sees you on occasion, quietly munching away as you work- mint flavored, usually. the bubbles make him jump slightly when they pop, his fur ruffling, but eventually he dares to poke them himself, chittering in delight when it breaks and he's met by your muffled laughter. but unfortunately you'd rather NOT have him accidentally choking on the gum, so each time you gently deny him, even as he pleadingly whines and trills. you give him a few consoling scritches behind his horns, a reluctant grumble slipping from his as he begrudgingly accepts your decision

...or so you thought. the moment you leave for work the next morning, Legacy sneaks into your office and carefully steals a few pieces of gum- not all of it! just a few- before eagerly chomping down

it's fine for the first few minutes, a pleasant burst of mint filling his mouth, but soon it becomes difficult to chew or even open his jaw. something about his saliva or the structure causes the gum to almost cement his teeth together, and Legacy lets out a shrill, strangled yelp when he realizes he can't open his mouth anymore. you find him clawing at his maw when you arrive home, whimpering desperately as you rush over and help carefully wrench his jaw open. he hastily accepts the water you give him, washing the last remnants of the gum away and sheepishly scratching the floor at the stern expression on your face. but it quickly melts away in favor of comfort, gently hushing and soothing Foul Legacy in your arms after the tumultuous day, listening to him purr in relief. you catch him giving a dark glare to the remainder of your gum, never, EVER daring to touch it again

unless Childe has control of their body, then all bets are off

[delicatepointofview]

Harry grabbing a boa for the coming out event. Los Angeles, Night XIV. (27.01)

[bumblingbabooshka]

New Father Patreon | Ko-fi

[stabbyfoxandrew]

hmm so originally demon neil was gonna be a longfic, but then i decided it would be a series with a bunch of smaller fics making up the story

BUT i just realized if i do that i have to come up with 5 bazillion goddamn fic titles >:( evil world

[shortnotsweet]

Pearl of the Realm [Part 1, 2]

inspired by Twitter posts about Lucerys showing up to court in this pearl lingerie set and blowing Aemond’s virginal, incel mind to absolute smithereens, bringing him to his knees in a public space like the loser he is. I don’t know which Lucemond Twitter account talking about this specifically caught my attention, so lemme know/tag them if you do bc they got the gears in my brain TURNING ok I went into a trance and when I awoke, Luke dripping in pearls appeared. As he should. Also, fun fact, the reference pic had white pearls but I used Tahitian/black pearls instead, because Team Black, and also they’re generally more rare.

@twincomets i present these pics as proof. I swear it happened and got confirmation that there is, indeed, a god in this universe! how exciting

[vally-vall-vall]

Hello, Forgive me for spamming your blog. I saw your pfp was tfp megatron and then realized your blog was as high quality as the pfp. 👌

My ask is whats your fave transformer and from what universe?

Ah, no worries! I'm glad to hear my blog is filled with scrumptious content! About who is my favourite tansformer. Well, it would be easier to answer who isn't my favourite ifbvkdjfv

I'm a TFP girlie through and through. Prime has been my comfort show since like 2011 and I continue to rewatch it year after year even now. I have indulged in other Transformers media, too, most notably the Bay movies, War for Cybertron, Robots in Disguise and the OG series, tho nothing would come even close to my love for TFP. I truly do think this is the best Transformers incarnation in franchise ever created.

About the fav character (aside from the obvious picks like Optimus and Megatron), this is mega hard for me because all of them are so good dfhvbihvfb. I think I could narrow it down to a few, neither is placed higher or lower than the other because I love them all for different reasons.

Ratchet. Absolutely love this grumpy old fart. He's what started my love for the "grumpy character who pretends they don't care but actually care A LOT" character archetype. He's everything I love and nothing I don't, plus I do think that Jeffrey Combs was made to be his VA in a similar way Robert Downey jr. was born to play Iron Man

Starscream. I will be honest, it actually took me some time before I started to like his character instead of just seeing him as an annoying bootlicker. I mean, he's still an annoying bootlicker, but I came to enjoy him! OG Starscream walked so TFP Starscream could run. He's all of his old traits but amplified and made better. His scheeming, cunning nature, inability to shut up to the point the show itself calls him out for it (Operation Bumblebee) but at the same time, he's a pathetic coward. A wet cat of a man, soggy af. I do think if the show came out in recent years that tumblr would have a field day with him. 10/10 I miss Starscreams like him

Smokescreen. This may or may not be a hot take because he's apparently pretty unpopular with the fandom?? At least he was in like 2012-2015 when I was most active in the fandom. I actually really do enjoy his recklessness and immaturity, it makes him feel more like a youngster that's yet to see the horrors of war. I love how quickly he grows throughout the episodes when he comes to realise their fight isn't about personal glory, it's about survival and about doing what is right. 9/10 because I hate the updated painjob he got in season 3

Miko. Also kind of a hot take, since she seems to be the least favourite among the kid trio. I gotta be honest, TFP is the only Transformers incarnation where I actually like the human companions, and Miko I love the most. She's reckless and bold and immature, like any "punk" teenager of her age would be, and I also absolutely adore the bond she has with Bulkhead.

KnockOut. My first ever experience with a character that was so violently queer-coded it rearanged by neural pathways. Loved him since his very first scene. The sass, the execution, his mad doctor persona, obsession with looks, surprisingly scheeming nature, he's just so full of personality. I also love how he's actually canonically married to BreakDown. My only gripe with the character is that I wished he was depicted to mourn BreakDown more instead of, like, just mentioning he's annoyed that he now has nobody to buff him. But also this was a pre-Steven Universe show back when queer characters weren't as prominent in kids media, so I get why it wasn't implimented. I'm still salty about it though

Arcee. Arcee I had to grow to love, and it didn't happen until several years after the show has ended. At the start, I found her to be a deeply unenjoyable character, grumpy and cold and dismissive towards everyone (and especially Jack) and not in the fun way Ratchet was. However, as I aged, I came to realise that she's not just being an asshole, she's grieving. This is one of the key reasons why I love TFP. It tackles serious topics like death and grief very well for an animated kids show that was mostly made to promote a toy brand, and Arcee's character really shines here. I deeply enjoy seeing her come out of her shell after Cliffjumper's death and slowly form a deep loving bond not only with Jack, but with everyone else too. Also how she helps Miko out with her own grief after Bulkhead gets seriously injured. You know what that is? Growth. Nothing but growth and healing for my sassy two-wheeler.

"Funny. At first I never thought I'd get used to Cliff's constant chatter. But now? Now there's nothing louder to me than the silence."

Bro, this sentence is burned into my memory. Forever. It altered my brain chemisty, I swear. Arcee and her grief over Cliff and Tailgate are so well portrayed and it makes one of the best written characters on the show and I will die on this hill!!

[stevethehairington]

it is barely 8 am and the univer is t e s t i n g me i SWEAAAAAAR

[causenessus]

locked in so hard...I outlined two chapters...but wait, it gets worse. I was so locked in my outline is 20 pages long already...and I only have three chapters....the power of a silly drink and three hours at the library

[moeblob]

Since work wasn’t bad enough, we had a random power outage and when my computer boot back up, my tablet pressure sensitivity didn’t exist. So have some pen doodles.

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

Made this for El Día de los Muertos, enjoy the little egg Tilin w/ a bunch of flowers and crappy animation that has zero pacing.

<3

Also, can we talk about that Technoblade ofrenda? Because I really want to talk about that Technoblade ofrenda.

[tattooyeol]

I was on track to reaching the 100th level in skull cavern for the first time and the fucking computer blue screened out of nowhere, this has NEVER happened before fml for real

[amyreads]

ok first of all amy ur so cool and infamous is my absolute favorite if so thank u for writing it <333

i have a specific song recc for mc’s who want to reconcile with seven or are still in love with them - its all my love by noah kahan !!!

thank u Juliet for thinking I'm cool my IRL friends don't agree hehehehe <3 and thank you for loving infamous! <3

and I just listened to it and it's so good! it's folksy? and the lyrics are so accurate!I really like it! ill be adding it to the Spotify hehe <3

[stealingpotatoes]

idk what happened to prompt dumbasses to start being tweaked in your inbox but i’m glad you’re not giving them any power. ppl are weird and you’re an incredible artist that feeds us amazing art at an astonishing rate. me and my moots (and my roommates) love you and discuss your posts and aus near daily so you’ve probably got a lot more silent love than you’re even aware of

you talk??? abt my art n aus??? with other people????? im not crying youre crying. no yeah im just. give me a second. crying noises