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GUYS WHAT IF?
THEY ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING ON SEPTEMBER 13... MAYBE A NEW TRAILER FOR YINGDU CHAPTER? AGHHHHHHH
#link click#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#shiguang dailiren#angst#link click spoilers#link click season 2#shi guang dai li ren#link click s2#anime#link click yingdu chapter#yingdu chapter#im scared yet excited#studio lan likes to make us suffer#so i wouldnt be surprised
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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-
#edit: tinytauris fact checked my post and they sang 'hello' not someone like you & it was 'your big monster' not eggplant#everyday i think about the fact that yukierre should've been what lestappen is now#i should be able to go on the yukierre tag on ao3 and it should say 'showing 1-20 of 6745'#they were genuinely so fuckingg weird about each otherrrrrr#im being so serious when i say that if they ever came out as gay/bi/whatever i really wouldnt be surprised#literally just 'okay?? fork spotted in kitchen cmon now' moment#anyway i think about that moment on the bus soooo often#will you miss me? / maybe for 2-3 minutes / ill take that then. even if it's just for 2-3 minutes ill take that#hwat the FUCK#i was going 'gay gay homosexual' everytime i saw them together#yukierre#yuki tsunoda#pierre gasly#also im like 90% sure that everyting i worte down actually happened but if i wrote smth down that didnt happen#and my yukierre infested brain just conjured up please let me know#also ive had this is in my drafts foreverrrr (re: since july) so if this has already been done im so sorry#i always feel like such a loser making posts about driver relationships lol#like 'oh look at that weirdo that got too invested in people she doesn't even know'#whatever im getting to introspective now#1k
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this tagline from a pop history book about execution that i found in a shopping centre parking lot remains one of the funniest redundant phrases i've ever read in my life. i mean yeah i would hope it does.
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"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an afton-"
"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an emily-"
#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#i think if it turned out that mike was actually an afton it would be kinda...#dumb?#but i think if it turned out that mikes dad had been friends and business partners with william afton i think that would still work#like. mike was a traumatized child so i wouldn't be surprised if he forgot what his dads friend looked like#or at least that he wouldnt recognize the man years later#and it would explain why afton was in Nebraska and able to snatch Garrett#even though its implied that Nebraska isnt where they live
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mr. thanawat, I can't help you anymore 😔
#firstkhao#kantbison#the heart killers#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#STAND THE FCUK UP YOU LOSER#i understand him though so who am i to judge#im surprised that this is all that has happened so far#i wouldnt be so strong#sdjkhfkds#something happened on that set bc like#what in the gay fuck is going on#i wonder how firsts voices are doing these days#they probably migrated into khaos brain#also i trust my boys with my life#so i know they will get this right no matter how bad the script might be#i am scared but my faith in them is stronger#i am ready
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"....the first time I woke up...and we already didn't have a voice...we were....in a temple there"
Continuation with
@corruptedbluehero-link
Flirty watches with a light smile playing with his tail in his fingers
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friends with benefits but the benefits are holding hands
#gang i might be aroace#im already ace and i cant tell#gang is it aro if you realized that the idea of kissing people is gross and you dont want people's tongues in your mouth?#idk how to tag this#aroace#im already asexual so i wouldnt be too surprised tbh#aromantic#asexual#like i still wanna be IN a relationship but i dont wanna do any of the kissy bits#i mostly just want someone to hold me when im sad or just hug me cuz theyre happy to see me
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my toxic trait is that people who hate bugs make me so incredibly mad and I'm always convinced there's absolutely no way people could find certain bugs scary and that they have to be exaggerating or joking or something. what do you mean you're scared of weevils. grow up.
#dont even get me started on the people scared of MOTHS#also i completely get not liking when a bug is crawling on u#i freak out when i feel crawling on me too#but thats bc it could be anything. if it was any animal crawling on me i wouldnt want that😭#its just surprising so i get it#BUT STILL MOTHS?#YOU'RE SCARED OF MOTHS?#next im gonna be hearing that bitches are scared of butterflies#God#bugs#insects#bugposting#tiktok#wormteeth talks#ramble
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“he's like a brother to me”...”he's my best friend”....
#arcane#jayvik#listen#IF MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD JUST SAY QUEER PLATONIC#INSTEAD OF ‘‘BROTHERS’’#OR ‘’BEST FRIENDS’’#MAYBE I WOULDNT FEEL LIKE BECOMING THE FUCKING JOKER#ID LOVE THAT#I GENUINELY WOULD LOVE THAT#BUT LIKE!!#THEY ALREADY HAVE A CANON SAPPHIC RELATIONSHIP#JUST USE FUCKING WORDS#OR HAVE A SCENE#WHERE VIKTOR MAKES IT /CLEAR/ THAT HES ARO/ACE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES THEIR RELATIONSHIP DYNAMIC MORE OBVIOUS USE WORDS PLEASE#INSTEAD OF ‘’BROTHERS’’#FUCK#ITS A FANTASY SETTING#THERE IS NO HOMOPHOBIA#AS FAR AS I CAN SEE#JUST FUCKING SAY THAT#USE WORDS IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT#IF YOU DONT USE YOUR WORDS DONT BE SURPRISED WHEN PEOPLE SEE AND SAY GAY#ALSO#IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF ‘’guys can just be friends’’ YES IM AWARE THATS MOST OF FICTION#AGHHHHHSIAJSHUDHSUFHSHSHUT UP JUST SHUT UP OHMYGODIHASJHDBDUDBD#sorry#i’m so fucking tired#most of fiction is about male friendships#is it perfectly fine and encouraged to write more? obviously but stop acting like there’s more fiction about profound gay relationships the#deep and impactful male friendships because you're just making that up!!!!
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bob was so autistic in this episode
#SUCH A CUTE EPISODE i love how bob is so happy at the end and he got everything he wanted#and his family understands him so well <3#and that it was JIMMY PESTO who made linda realize that bob wouldnt want a surprise party#but he still got kicked in the balls#top tier episode#bob's burgers#video
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it is absurd how blatant people are irl. like why is transphobia your idea of smalltalk with a store employee
then they just move on. like boom ! its there and then its gone. theyll spend the next 5 mins asking you about dog food without picking up on ur name tag. swindled by the left again idk we're so sneaky ig
#this post is brought to you by meeting my dentist's wife and having her throw out a horribly transphobic sideways comment#while i prayed she wouldnt look down and see the big ass 'thomas' on my name tag & pass it on to my family#objectively rly funny that ppl do this though#lighthearted post in the way that its no surprise it just leaves u bemused#with a vague sense of dread but thats perpetual at this point so. im sure u guys get it
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he's in my home he's in my Heart
#translation: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#hello hello hello hellOOOOOOOOO#hes so cute!!!! and the material is So Soft!!!#the urge to fling him as hard as i can at a wall is There!#i wont though. i wouldnt dare#but ohhhh its him <3 the chew toy <3<3 in the. uh. fabric#i didnt expect him to be so firmly stuffed its a Delightful surprise#his little outfit his stupid fuckin cinnamon bun hair AGH i love him#thirty bucks well spent!!!#i cant wait to crochet him a little sweater <3#and a little Home to keep him company <3#oh man oh man Where am i gonna put him...#in the basket??? on my bed?? on a shelf - no! i dont have the room!#maybe he'll bounce around from spot to spot!#photos from the bog#welcome home#gotta say i really do love how it kinda looks like his ascot is strangling him#i looked to see if i could loosen it lmao is he breathing alright!!!!#cant wait to have extensive staring contests with him <3#finally... someone who wont look away or find eye contact Uncomfortable...#i will admit im already obsessed with holding his tiny soft hand#AGH he's so <3<3<3 he's soooooo <3<3<3<3#thank you makeship for the opportunity to have him physically in my life#thank you clown for creating him & letting makeship turn him into a marketable plushie he's Everything. 100000/10 absolutely phenomenal#MAN i cant believe he's here!!!!#it feels kinda unreal! like! Wally Darling! in my house! My House!! holy shit!!!#hearts on his soles and everything!#oh and as a bonus he arrived in a wonderful little canvas Bag#i do love me a bag... extra thank you to makeship for the bag. new bag <3 i'll put things in it <3
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Lily is literally the preaching vegan stereotype of sober people.
Lily Orchard showing her ass as a hypocrite and someone with toxic neoliberal values? Wowie I sure didn't see that coming.
Also, guess who has AuDHD (A combination of ADHD and Autism spectrum disorder) and also is no longer on Adderall? Meeeeee. I also had to quit cold turkey!
and. you don't get withdrawal symptoms unless you're abusing the medication. Either Lily was misdiagnosed with ADHD or she takes too much. If you have ADHD and you're taking the appropriate amount, the only thing that happens is you start experiencing ADHD symptoms again... which, you don't really notice as a physical symptom, as the symptoms are entirely behavioural.
#Lily Orchard#if you get an energy boost from adderall you're not on the right dose or you dont have adhd#in my experience its kinda the opposite you stop getting random spurts of impulsive energy#i suppose your mileage may vary but in my experience when someone who uses pills gets all high and mighty about things like weed#its because theyre ABUSING the pills#and are overcompensating for their own guilt#Lily has admitted to having a caffeine addiction so it wouldnt be surprising that she has a problem with needing more energy#and takes pills to get it
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ok guys. i have to be so real with you. luke saying annabeth is like a little sister to him was not just added for the tv show he says that in the book ("she would never... i mean, she's like a little sister to me" (page 223))
#personally i have never understood why people think that the scene in last olympian is luke saying he loves annabeth romantically#'did you love me' can mean so many things and also luke saying annabeths his lil sister doesnt necessarily mean annabeth doesnt have a crush#its extremely common for little kids to crush on people older than them#like i wouldnt be surprised if they drop that plotline but to me its always been deeper than 'annabeth has a crush on luke'#am i being a lil pedantic and petty. perhaps#percy jackson#mine#pjo tv#pjo#luke castellan#annabeth chase
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obi-wan: cody...
cody: oh.. 'cody' in b-flat.
obi-wan: :(
cody: you're disappointed.
#commander cody#star wars the clone wars#obi wan kenobi#codywan#obi wan x cody#incorrect quotes#codywan incorrect quotes#with their training i wouldnt be surprised if the clones new pitch that well they're just so <3#he'll be okay#lazy n queued up
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fem chaeya in modern clothing because i can!!
#chaeya#childe x kaeya#childe#kaeya alberich#kaeya#tartaglia#genshin#genshin impact#im so mad twt age restricted this#is elon scared of lesbians or smth#i wouldnt be surprised
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