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tangerine cider flamingo + entire third row from the top
damn this is a few of em ill break it down n give a little response for each. thank you though anon :) tangerine (strange n offputting) - makes sense given the random shit i talk abt in tags. ive said this before to an anon. but its important to know that this is the highfunctioningfleshrule63 experience. it comes w signing on to a blog w a dumb offkilter name like that. cider (we r not very close but i appreciate your presence) - i hope we are mutuals anon. and if you ever want to talk this blog is wide open i dont mind any communication. but im glad you like seein my blog on your feed :)
flamingo (i wanna study you) - as i said in the other ask. i could go into long discussion on why this phrasing of such an intense concept makes me crazy. im hoping ur getting a good dose of this through whatever the fuck im talking abt on any given day. i wish i knew who this was because usually if we are close mutuals i check in on your blog daily as well.
lavender (biting you x3) + grape (i want to be your pet) - put these two together cause they fit. hmmmm interesting now i really wanna know who this is. pet/handler stuff is interesting to me, and i dunno abt you but i always feel like i could fulfill either role. sky (you seem like you had a hard time in high school) - yeah i think this is pretty apparent based on my posts, its funny that you guys can smell it on me HAH. using tumblr for as long as i have (had many other blogs before this one) usually means this is correct, at least in the circles im in. i hope that u had a decent time and that you couldnt tell based off of some kinda commonality/kinship
sapphire (can we kiss) - INTERESTING. like i said before, now im really curious who this could be. funny that you followed my blog and desire this, wish i could be a fun drunken make-out sesh for you bc damn if i could really use one. but .///. very interesting....
#you guys are too kind. but glad im a worthy labrat to study cause that means im saying shit that is meshin with at least some of you. and#thats all i could hope for#anyway. anon reveal yourself or at least become one of those regular anons who signs off w a tag so i can check in with u#sniffs you like a dog.#tactical-asks
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My mundane super power is that I love blue heelers so much that every time I see them I ask to pet them and their owners always warn me they’re not overly friendly which I know because my boy Sly was also very aloof but every time the dog feels my infinite love and always greets me warmly.
#ramblies#it’s also my approach is always deferred eyes to the side and hand out for a polite sniff#this mornings dog was so charmed she reared up on her hind legs to sniff my face and fawned for more pets#her owner was like oh maybe it’s because you have berries#but the dog didn’t so much as tilt her head to a knowledge them she just wanted attention#another time the owner warned and the dog came up and leaned against my legs to get scritches and the owner was flabbergasted#i miss my good boy sly who was the best heeler
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i like the idea of peter functioning like a service dog on accident because of his senses like. him and tony are just chilling one day and all of a sudden he's like wtf r u ok??? and tony is like ???? and then it turns out he's having a heart attack
#spider-man becomes 20x more threatening when he begins to#literally sniff out drug deals#he is insane#you can't hide#peter parker#irondad#peter being regarded as a psychic because he walks thru a hospital like#u have cancer. u r having a heart attack. u will die in 3 days#this became less service dog and more peter is insane
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now here's the purrbeast
#bathroom is a temp setup while we get them used to the house and the dog#lincoln is okay around them abeit a bit nervous#brownie/moon wants none of it she is not a fan of linc so far 😭#trust me i wouldn't have had them see each other yet but my mom thought letting them sniff each other out meant holding moon while linc#sniffs her#guess who got a couple claw marks on her face from trying to introduce them like that!!!#muscle man voice MY MOM#she's okay lol barely grazed her but it certainly says something here when i say#'hey we should get them situated and comfy before introducing them'#'okay yeah we get it' proceeds to keep holding moon near her face while the dog sniffs#girl you have admitted i have more cat knowledge than you maybe listen to me for once 😭#anyway not gonna get into that in the tags of a cute tumblr post#i was zonked out yesterday so sorry for the late update#we chillin#sunfyre and moondancer#caramel brownie
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i think your dog thinks the leash is for you
sometimes when we’re on walks I can’t get her poop bags open and she turns back to look at me and pulls and whines like “why are you STOPPED come on”. this is fair play, because I too turn back to look at her and go “why are you STOPPED come on” frequently on strolls,
#answered#the morgan dog#she likes to randomly stop to sniff everything#she’s the world’s slowest walker#I don’t mind this (sniffing things is good for doggy temperament!)#but sometimes it’s a bit. babygirl you have made this twenty minute walk take forty
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What if. Ditto like gum. Get stuck in Zoroark GF hair.
What a curse to date a girl made out of purple slime 😔
#hoof draws#replacement ingo au#love sugar having a ditto girlfriend sm#catches sugar cuddling w one of the depot agents like WHY . ARE YOU DATING MY DOG#jackie turns into a zoroark and hes like oh ??? okay another zoroark ?? huh#(puts his hand out for jackie to sniff ??) jackie turns into a little ball of purple#double psych !! shapeshifter x shapeshifter romance#.sugar playing w her gf like those slime asmr videos#you think shes holding jackies hand on the platform but shes actually squishing it like playdoh
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Sniff sniff sniff!
#dr. bunsen honeydew#dog#great pyrenees#labrador retriever#mixed breed#mutts#boop the snoot#sniff#nose#she has big bear in the big blue house energy and would tell you you smell like blueberries then dance
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#ai character#ai chatbot#izana kurokawa#izana kurokawa smut#izana smut#Izana likes to sniff the dogs ig…#izana x reader#tokyo revengers izana#kurokawa izana#izana x you
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I don’t typically like when star trek characters reference legacy characters just to talk about how great and perfect they are but I do like this route where even though Tuvok calls him a great visionary in the end he brings Spock up to say he argued with him. I think this is the way of the future. Lean in. Star Trek characters should say things like ‘An old man cut me off in space traffic the other day. I think it was McCoy?’ and another should nod and shake their head like he’s always doing that shit
#'I met Jonathan Archer and he smelled like wet dog?? Seemed nice though.' <- more stories like this#Also since Janeway idolizes ppl like Sulu I want her to occasionally bug Tuvok for more stories about working with him after she finds out#that they were alive at the same time on the same ship and have Tuvok begrudgingly tell her I don't know...we didn't talk much and I was#busy at the time...one time Kirk sneezed on the bridge. It was quite loud.#<- what he doesn't say is that Tuvok had a handkerchief but did NOT give it to Kirk bc he was concerned about being called a suckup again#Tuvok what do you MEAN you 'spoke out against [it]'??? You aren't a politician??? HEHEHE did you write an open letter???#Tuvok old man moments...Tuvok's children cringing: dad please DON'T bring up your initial opposition to the Klingon-Federation alliance#Tuvok's low estimation of Klingons...B'Elanna..you sit back. I'LL get him!!!!!#I mean everyone in star trek ever like every non klingon character has a low estimation of Klingons for Some Reason*#*You Know.#but I'm a Tuvok girlie so it's my job to rake him across the coals for it from time to time v_v#-sniffs and salutes- gotta kill that old man for my babygirl -fires a cartoon canon at him and he flies into the sky and becomes a star-#love you Tuvok <3#Tom I smashed with a mallet#cartoonishly large for whimsy but just overall more gruesome
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Velma looooves the smell of weed 💚
#oh hey it's velma#stoner geek chic#before you ask no i do not feed her the weed#but she likes to smell it#and if she's nearby when I pop the top of a container she gets excited to sniff#can't blame her it smells great#what a good dog#pit bull#cannabis
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Nice foggy morning walk. Walking by the house with the overgrown weeds and the crabapple tree branches arching over the sidewalk.
#blu❤️#dogs#oh god i let blu sniff a bush in someones front yard#and then he peed on it!#and then he kicked his feet and scattered a lot of decorative bark across the sidewalk!!!!#ughhh i forget he will do that sometimes but not all the time#you feel like everybody saw it happen but it was 8:20 on a sunday morning#i felt shame#now he can't go up and sniff that bush anymore#at least for awhile#it was one of his favs#little feet kicker 🙄
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ouhhhghg I miss the kitties ….
#these are all VERY old ehakahdkf#they’re either dead . or fucked off to gods knows where by now#only the first gal is still here . freeloading ass#they’re not indoor or like. ours in any way#they’re all strays#the kittens were the second gal’s litter … I thjnj. yea. no? no. that’s. fuck there goes my memory#it was someone’s litter HDNFNG#orange guy likes to sleep in the space we once had an ac box in#see him there every morning#they all just.#walked in one day. saw our dog (rip Peter you were a real one . sniffs) said I’ll Square Up then proceeded to stay#our first stray got along pretty well w Peter actaully 😭 they bat at eachother sometimes but otherwise coexist
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A heads-up to let you all know that I changed my pfp.
Of course it had to be a panel from Catwoman of East End, what else did you expect?
#letting you all know so you don't have to sniff me like a dog who doesn't recognize an old friend xD#selina kyle#catwoman
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I just had two wol thoughts at once 1) I like to think ch’ari is having the most fun on the fae’s side he hates being on their bad side but if he has fun with them he’s CACKLING gleeful he loves antagonizing people he dislikes (and also people he likes) 2) if ch’ari is ever at any point ever referred to as “uncle ch’ari” he will burst into tears right then and there
#inspired by getting called auntie fisher by a friend’s kid and making a noise only /dogs can hear/#also other backstory things. miqote I think tend to be especially soft with that kind of thing#Ari definitely gave up on being a dad years ago. it’s just not going to happen to him in his head he doesn’t even really want to#he’s not thinking about it. but an UNCLE?!!!!???? ?? he’s going to cry#sniffs loudly sure yes auntie tia will take you to the market this morning yes#he’s in his heart of hearts so soft. it goes in layers like awkward good but violent boy - angry little twerp - soft teddy bear - snarky ma#- soft soft soft bear#play game#shadowbringers spoilers
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I like how Griffin has become so obsessed with my coffee so many times, there's now enough photos of him trying to snipe it to tell an entire saga:
And today's addition:
#griffin#dogposting#griffin vs the apple crisp macchiato#these are like four different occasions where he's tried to steal my coffee#this fucking dog i stg lmao#he's obsessed#he was trying to steal everyone's coffee at the vet this morning too#it was cracking the staff up because they were like 'oh you don't want this' and hold their cups out to him#and he was like 'yeah i fuckin do' and starts trying to sniff and lick the lids
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C!Sapnap and C!George look like they're so ready to jump Dream.
Like, jump him, drag him to kinoko and hiss loudly if he tries to get off the blanket nest they put him on
#the dog barks#dream smp#dreamwastaken#sapnap#georgenotfound#dsmpshipping#both c!dream and cc!dream btw#dnn#dreamnotnap#they will trap him in George's huge bed and switch between holding him so close you would think they want to merge into one#(they do)#and staring at him with big eyes like haunted cats looking at a ghost#(with cc!Dream they would sniff and bat at him like a cat seeing something new for the first time)#(hes still not allowed off the nest but they're more sus about him)
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