Sneeg: Bro you snuck into gay highschool, I'm pretty sure you're up to something
Ranboo: Gay highschool fucking changed you, dog
Charlie: I did not sneak in, the way the district lines were drawn I had to- Listen, alright?
Sneeg: I just don't believe you man
Ranboo: Alright yeah, keep on speaking of the district lines, but I saw-
Charlie: I'm just really good at playing a straight man, what can I say dude? I got in there, I did what I had to do
Ranboo: Alright man
Charlie: I did what I had to do bro, to get through, ok I needed that fucking diploma. I needed that piece of paper.
Ranboo: [sigh] What did you major in? ...men?
Charlie: What- Only one, dude! They only had one and you know it's men!
Sneeg: [laughs] I majored in DICK!
Charlie: COCK, HUH? With a specialization in BALLS! Is that what you want to hear?
Hetch, making Sneeg鈥檚 mind control wiring: Let鈥檚 put it in a hat and force him to wear it
Hetch, making Charlie鈥檚: Cut open his head. Put it straight in his brain. Drill glasses into the side of his skull. Make it impossible to remove. Fuck this guy in particular.
i will most definitely get around to answering asks tomorrow (i'm so deeply sorry for the delay), but for today, i have something for the genloss au from a while ago.
so basically, gl!ranboo is technically alive, but their head is still in the box. and they can see just fine. i don't know how any of this works, so neither does anyone else. especially gl!charlie.
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