#snake birth

[novy2sirius]

AZTEC ASTROLOGY

—7— (the snake/coatl)

Aztec Astrology is an old form of astrology dating back to 600 BC. This type of astrology has 20 different signs rather than 12. It originates from an ancient tribe, the Aztecs, who were particularly fond of astronomy

Snake Dates: January 7/19/31, February 5/17, March 1/13/25, April 6/18/30, May 12/24, June 5/17/29, July 11/23, August 4/16/28, September 9/21, October 3/15/27, November 8/20, December 2/14/26

Traits of the snake/coatl:

• Associated with Saturn

• They prefer to be alone most of the time

• Seductive and usually sexually attractive physically

• Best athletes out of all the aztec signs

• Confident if they’re at a higher vibration but cocky if at a lower vibration

• Goal oriented

• Extremely spiritual

• Intelligent

• Can become wealthy through connections

• Very loyal to the people they love but if they don’t care about you they shouldn’t be trusted

• Unpredictable

• Few understand them yet people will still think they do

• Few in their lives get to know them well

• Very secretive

• Sneaky

• Natural talent in business careers

• Usually have an unstable love life because they never know what they want

• May have anger issues/be merciless if you hurt them

• Possessive

• Manipulative/abuse of power

• Their eyes look snake-like

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My male snake was chewing on his shed and gave birth to a hard boiled egg that was already peeled and ate it because he missed his last feeding because he was shedding.

[fisheito]

found a baby yaku amidst the Sketchbook-glitch-corruption wreckage..... wondering if he flipped skin tones between black and red and everything in between until he saw his to-be-grandparents (and started mimicking THEIR skin tone....... )

[2echo-berry2]

MY SNAKE GAVE BIRTH AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE WAS PREGNO

There’s two little fucks rn

@snake-spotted Sorry for the tag but I had to since it’s snake related

[drawingdragonfly]

Hey, just letting you know, October 21st is Reptile Awareness day. I am aware that you love reptiles and have a pet chameleon, so I thought I'd give you advance warning so you can celebrate. Also:

snek.

THERES A REPTILE HOLIDAY?!? AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!????! this is absolutely outrageous. Reptile day needs to be recognized by the world.

Also this beautiful Snek has awakened some deep instinct in me

I must draw

May eternal glory be to the scaly boys!!!!!!! ✊✊✊

[ando666detonao]

from chapter3 of the fanfic Ace of Hearts by the brilliant @im-abanana !!! this scene played out so clearly in my mind i just HAD to materialize it

[moon8th]

Young Thug, Ashlesha Sun 🐍🐍🐍

TW⚠️: Snakes

Nakshatra deity: Serpent🐍

The sun is now transiting Ashlesha, just in time for this post lol

I 💚 Young Thug so much, and it just randomly clicked to me that he could be Ashlesha Sun, after checking, he is lol,, I guessed bc I knew he was Tropical Leo Sun,

~also it’s very hard to pass up his obvious love for snakes

Ashlesha is “The Entwiner”, “The Embracer”, both I feel fit Young Thugs persona very well, as he’s known for deeply caring for/embracing many people he chooses to surround himself with

~This nakshatra is very very choosy and very private. Also naive.. bc they are so loyal/trusting over ppl they become close to, it is a theme that these natives get taken advantage of.. think Marilyn Monroe (Ashlesha Asc) (more information on this in Claire Naktis video of Ashlesha)

In Claire Naktis’ video, she also expressed how Ashlesha Natives can love to stick their tongues out, and that is so funny to me bc ⬇️

Many natives are highly seductive/hypnotic/cunning/magnetic/etc.

This Nakshatra is deeply connected to sexual energy, relating to the Kundalini/Caduceus🐍🐍 (energy that is coiled at the base of the spine, circulating through the spine+aura, pictured below)

Young Thug has literally nicknamed his self ‘Sex’

His Sun is in tight conjunction with his Jupiter, creating a large persona, emphasizing his Ashlesha traits

While he may be an extreme case of Ashlesha, he is a really good example of how it may manifest! I even have Ashlesha Mars, and I have a baby snake I never thought I could bond so deeply with💚

I strive to see Duality of all things, no good or bad, just light and dark, I know society looks at something like a snake or Young Thug as unlovable bc they are too ‘unpredictable’ and ‘intense’.. from a surface layer. Take a deeper look into something you consider bad, and see the reasoning of why it is that way, why everything is as it should be. Anyway Free Jeffery 💚💚💚💚💚💚

really mf good video sources for Vedic astrology:

Claire Nakti on YouTube

Daquan Jones-Vedic Astrology on YouTube

[novy2sirius]

VIETNAMESE ASTRO BREAKDOWN

the snake 🐍

𓆗 the snake’s western equivalent sign is taurus

𓆗 the snake’s friend trine is with the rooster and ox. their enemy sign is the pig, but they should also avoid the tiger

𓆗 the snake’s power time is 9 am to 11 am. people born during this time frame will have snake energy as well. if you were born during snake time then your enemy time will be 9 pm to 11 pm

𓆗 the month of may has snake energy

𓆗 snake’s are the wisest sign in vietnamese astrology (even ahead of the cat)

𓆗 snake’s are some of the best manipulators

𓆗 snake’s are very intuitive

𓆗 snake’s are one of the most seductive and mesmerizing signs in vietnamese astrology

𓆗 snake’s are usually on the more chill/calm side

𓆗 snake’s are very grounded people when they’re higher vibrational. when they’re lower vibrational they can be overly materialistic

𓆗 snake’s overdo things sometimes

𓆗 snake’s love to observe everyone in the room. they’re always watching

𓆗 snake’s are very sympathetic people

𓆗 snake’s are the most vengeful animal sign

𓆗 snake’s are one of the hardest vietnamese animal signs to understand. they’re very mysterious

𓆗 snake’s will hold grudges forever if you hurt them bad enough

𓆗 snake’s are stealthy people when they’re higher vibrational, but sneaky when they’re lower vibrational

𓆗 snake’s are the most jealous sign

[dykethevvitch]

See that young man who dwells inside his body like an uninvited guest

[maysrinn]

Ok we know the interaction of Clementine meeting her siblings but let's go to the Capitol Au, how was the interaction of Janus meeting his siblings?

You’re right we are missing a puzzle piece and that is Janus whole deal with his capitol AU siblings XD

Xanthos joined the family when Janus was 5. Accustomed to being the sole focus of his parents' attention, Janus initially resisted the idea of sharing it. However, Lucy Gray assured him that Xanthos would make an excellent playmate, and Janus eagerly embraced that promise.

Janus: momma…

Lucy Gray: yes hun?

Janus: aint he gonna… he’s so boring, he’s not doing anything. I thought babies did something? Is he broken? Can we return him?? Get a better one, How is he supposed to play like that?

Lucy Gray: Janus yes well, they do just give him a bit more time and let’s now just enjoy the silence.

Janus: silence isn’t fun… I wanna poke him…

Coriolanus: Sejanus Crimson Snow-

Janus: …sorry… father…

________

At the age of 8, Rosalyn joined their family. While Xanthos was declaring Rosie his arch nemesis before she was even born sounds familiar now doesn’t it Janus was thrilled at the prospect of being a big brother to his younger sister, envisioning additional responsibilities to prove himself. Rosie was petite but healthy, and Janus eagerly longed to cradle her upon their initial encounter.

Janus: so tiny, can I hold her?

Coriolanus: absolutely not- I see how you hold that cat of yours, you’ll not hold your fragile newborn sister like that-

Janus: b-but tiramisu is chunky and wiggly! Rosie looks sleepy and light…please…

Coriolanus: No-

He held her while sitting next to Lucy Gray who ensured that he was indeed not holding his newborn sister like his cat ^^’

________

Bonus: Even if she is not considered canon yet idk, Janus would be 22 at the time Lucia joins the family. Not being present during her birth like Rosalyn, he is married to his wife and busy with his job as an apprentice for Tigress. He would meet his now even littler sister a few weeks after. He remembers the first time holding Rosalyn, which filled him with pride, but it would be holding baby Lucia that would trigger the ‘I want one of those’ feeling.”

Janus: holding you makes all the previous stress and anxiety melt away, you don’t know me yet and I don’t think we will spend a lot of time together but I’ll treasure every moment I have.

Clelia: She looks like shes made out of gold, such a bright beautiful little lady~

Janus: The cutest little munchkin…

Lucia: Bah!

Janus: I know why they named you honey because you’re just as sweet!

Meanwhile Lucy Gray: yes… feast my child, pull them under your spell. Momma is proud of her little performer~

—————

Unfortunately for both Janus and Clelia they wouldn’t have munchkin on their own for a while.

[sidddrawss]

These hips do not lie

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

your mommas lyin'... what's she tryin' to do...

[evilkitten3]

i've seen some genuinely incredible designs for orochimaru's parents but i just wanna throw my own hc out to see if anyone else likes it:

they were two completely normal people. orochimaru was just born like that

[shadowkira]

DeKay's brown snake

(Storeria dekayi)

[the-healthy-human-mind]

For All It's Worth

CWs: Childbirth, labor, cursing, crying, blood, mentioned canon major character death/mw3.

Thursday, May 30th, 1340 hours

Evelyne never expected herself to enjoy pregnancy, the constant mood swings, weird cravings, having to pee every 10 seconds; but she cherished every second. It’s crazy what motherhood does to someone, when 17 year old Evelyne would’ve laughed her ass off at the state the 27 year old was in. Evelyne hisses at a sharp jab to her ribs, placing her hand over her side. 

“Quit it, Kiwi, absolutely no need for that.” Evelyne glares at her bump, as if the child, Kiwi, the child’s nickname thanks to her current craving, could see her. 

She continues her slow waddle down the hallway, a Manila folder in hand. She stops just before the office in question, leaning onto the door frame and rubbing at the small of her back. This kid was going to be the death of her. 

“Corporal,” Evelyne looks down at the sticky note, “Marlin?”

The boy looks up at her, eyes going from her swollen belly to her breasts. Perv. “You sure you’re supposed to be here, lady?”

She scoffs, tossing the folder on his desk. “No, I snuck in and took the secretary’s place.” 

As she makes her way out of the little shits office, she feels a thin trickle down her leg, followed by a cramp deep within her body. Evelyne inhales sharply, leaning onto the wall, okay, yeah that was not a cramp. Evelyne looks down at her watch, 1350. Shit. 10 minutes since the last “cramp.” She groans through another contraction, turning the corner to the 141 barracks. The twins and Scarlette were with one of Kyle's friends. And speaking of the bastard, Kyle and Price were deployed, Johnny was dead, which left Simon, who was nowhere to be found. Evelyne calls the only number that she keeps on her personal phone. The woman picks up after 2 rings.

“Snake, what’s wrong?”

“Think I’m in labor, headed to Tidworth.”

“What?”

Evelyne hangs up the phone, Kate can figure the rest out. The lights in the ER waiting room are blinding, bringing her back to her many nights spent within the dull walls. Evelyne is met with a woman the definition of the sun, blond hair, pale skin, and rocket red lipstick. The receptionist smiles brightly at her.

“Hello! I’m Esther, how can I help you dear?” 

“Hi. My name's Evelyne Garrick. I’m, uh, 37? Weeks pregnant, I’m not sure if my water broke, but I’m having contractions every,” she looks at her watch, “6 minutes now. There should be a list of contacts on my chart”

“Oh, well let's get you to a room.”

1405 hours

Evelyne drags the IV pole behind her as she paces her private room, a perk of being a SAS wife. She perks up when Esther walks back into the room, however not as bright as before.

“I’m so sorry dear, but I tried all of the numbers, and no one picked up. Is there anyone else I can call for you?”

Evelyne shakes her head, placing a hand on the hospital bed, “no, no. That was it.”

Esther frowns, staring at the girl. Then, she gets an idea, someone who can help. “Wait for one moment, I have an idea!”

It only took the older woman 8 minutes exactly to find the person in question. “Kathy! Kathy I need you! Well- there's a patient that needs you, she’s Garrick’s wife, he's SAS like John.”

Kathleen places the stack of reports she was reading down on the nurses station, turning to Esther. “What room is she in.”

1425 hours

Kathleen hears the woman in question before she makes it halfway down the hall, her cries of pain echoing. When she steps into the room, she finds the said mother hunched over the hospital bed, rocking side to side to alleviate the pain. Kathleen clears her throat, causing the dark-skinned woman's head to snap up. She musters the most polite smile she can before introducing herself. 

"I'm Captain Kathleen Moore, I heard you're Kyle Garrick's wife?"

Evelyne squints her eyes at the unknown woman, before nodding. Kathleen smiles, leaning down on the bed opposite to her.

"I'm John Price's wife, nice to meet you."

Kathleen doesn't exactly know what reaction she was expecting, but Evelyne bursting out in laughter was not one of them. 

"What the fuck did you find attractive in that old bastard? You're hot, but Price? With that stupid fucking boonie hat?"

"Well, the beard does look pretty nice between my legs." 

The younger girl continues to laugh, until another contraction hits her. 

"Do you have a birth plan? Do you want an epidural, anything of that sort?"

"And give birth on my back like some common whore-ow, ow."

"Okay, so that's a no. Is there anyone else we can call for you?" 

Evelyne shakes her head again, "No, Simon has my hospital bag in case shit like this happened, in case my husband is god knows where and I'm about to push out his mini-me." 

She chokes out a sob, "It was supposed to be Johnny- Johnny was supposed to be here if Kyle wasn't but the fucker had to go and die. And it's your bastard husband's fault."

Kathleen pauses, bending down fully to be face to face with Evelyne.

"By any chance, was it you who broke John's nose?"

Evelyne looks at Kathleen like she grew six heads. "Yes? Didn't exactly think it through at the time."

"Well you did me a favor, he stopped snoring."

0025 hours

After following Evelyne through her many positions, a nurse steps in behind Kathleen, who was guiding the girl through breathing exercises, handing the older woman a pair of gloves. 

"Evelyne, I need to check and see how dilated you are, is that alright?"

The girl nods, shifting until she is on her elbows, knees apart. Kathy moves the gown out of the way, straightening when she feels the top of a very hairy head. 

"We're going to get an OB in here, alright? You're 10 centimeters, so let's get you in a comfortable position."

Evelyne's eyes widen, "No! I am not having this baby right now, Kyle isn't here!"

"Well that's not for you to decide, because that child's head is almost past your cervix."

"So help me god, I will shove her back into my vagina if I need to, I am not having another one of his crotch goblins alone!"

“Who said you’re doin’ it alone? That’d be real shitty.”

Evelyne visibly relaxes at the sight of the giant, still dressed in his fatigues and that stupid mask. 

“Took you long enough,”

Simon grunts, placing the bags he came with down on the lone chair in the room. “Still made it before the runt.”

Kathleen stands to the side, watching Simon help Evelyne into a forest green birthing gown. He gives Kathleen a single nod, “I’ve got her,” and watches as the nurse walks out of the room.

“Where Garrick? They should have landed by now,”

Simon hesitates, and it makes Evelyne want to punch him in the balls. 

“They got sent back, mission wasn’t done.”

He has a split second to grab her by the arm before she hits the ground, releasing an ear ringing wail. 

0300 hours

“She has to be on her back, it’s easier for us-”

Three heads turn to the squeaky voice of an intern, who visibly panics at the glares he receives.

“For you! It’s easier for you! What about the one pushing this watermelon out?!”

The man opens his mouth, to which Evelyne groans in annoyance. 

“Get him outta here!”

Simon’s glare from beneath his skull balaclava is more than enough to have the intern scurrying out the door.

Friday, May 31st, 0600 hours

Evelyne regrets not getting that epidural, even if it meant she had to give birth on her back. If her death grip on Simon’s hand hurt him, she’d have no clue with how silent he was. The pain was mind numbing, shooting through her pelvis and spine. Everything else felt like a blur. She didn’t register the ache in her left knee from being on it, barely registered someone, Kathy, shoving the top of her gown down to place a screeching newborn on her chest. She marvels at the tiny infant screaming on her chest, eyes shut and fists clenched by her ears. 

Motherhood was a strange phenomenon, it changed who you were as a person. But looking down at her wailing daughter, Evelyne couldn’t imagine treating this infant like her mother had, handing the twins off to a stranger of a nurse and lighting a cigarette. She lets out a garbled laugh, partly from the shock, but also from the fact that the newborn had a full head of hair. 

Evelyne moves with the guidance of Kathleen and the doctors, and when the baby girl's eyes open, she is met with big, hazel eyes. Simon respectfully turns his head when the nurses direct Evelyne to initiate breastfeeding, the newborn latching with ease. 

“Hei, Leona.”

0900 hours

Motherhood was a damning thing, you have sex with a man, get knocked up, incubate a human for 9 months, and then your body ejects it in the most painful way. But it was a wonderful thing as well. Leona naps against her mothers chest, mouth opening and closing as if she was still nursing. With her mothers curls and her fathers face, Leona was perfect. 

Simon was out collecting the girls, Evelyne was not going to think about that man’s driving skills with her sisters and child in the car. Kathleen had gone home shortly after the birth, but not after a quick bicker between the two. 

“Simon’s here, he’s a bastard but he is a decent man.”

“Really, Ev?”

“I’ll be back on my next shift, promise.”

“After you go home and see your own children.”

“Yes, after.”

Evelyne looks to the door as it opens, revealing her sisters, both trying to get through the frame at the same time. 

“Is that her? She’s so tiny!”

“Shush! They’re probably sleeping, Nel!”

“Both of ya hush and get in there.”

Simon nudges the twins into the recovery room, a zonked out Scarlette drooling on his shoulder. As Evelyne carefully hands Leona over to Claire, Nellian moves to stand over her twin's shoulder. The two whisper back and forth while gazing at the infant. Evelyne holds her arms out for her eldest, offering to take her off of Simon’s hands. 

“I got her, no sense in botherin’ her.”

“Whiskey’s made you soft.”

Simon scoffs, muttering under his breath. “Fucking Norwegians.”

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Ocelot: 「あなたと、世界という胎盤をつなぐのは、私だけ」 "I am the only one connecting you the placenta called the world." 「あなたが目を覚ますまで、繋がりは私だけとなりました」 "Until you wake up, I am your only connection."

this line is so crazy to me i wish they'd translated it more 1:1 in english. metal gear needed more overt big boss pregnancy/birth metaphors