#smayers

[bitchboi-gogurt]

this is pretty much their dynamic

[thefourpointedstar]

[crocutacanidae]

opinion of samuel ay ers

i havent read tsr yet but from what i gathered in echo hes a dramatic mf and i cant wait to see him in his prime

[sugarbutts]

y'all ever watch something and get SO excited and overstimulated that it's hard to keep paying attention?

[ironbullsmissingeye]

Look at my new keyring, I’m dying it’s so fucking cute 😭😭

[spicylavender]

THE SMAYERS!!!!

Kitti

[puppybearuniverse]

drawing of smayers i made in 2015

[inkedwaters]

📖 + twilight (anti smayer ofc)

📖 + a fandom, and I’ll tell you a muse I’ve thought about writing.

short  list  this  time:

-  charlie -  jessica -  alice -  carlise -  leah

[twisci]

Me watching this fandom dedicate their precious time and effort into rewriting smeyer's hot garbage because we're obsessed with the characters just a little too much

[nezuko-writes]

I'm so sorry anon, for some reason my tumblr is playing up and nothing is posting, or its posting while I'm still writing. I've tried writing this 4 times now :(

[Nsfw warning]

Shinobu Kocho

Domdomdomdom

Takes the flirting so damn well, infact she replies with just as good comebacks.

Just as  flirty as you if given the chance. Always has the right reply for everything you say.

Never flirts first, but always finishes them. And finishes them so smoothly

Inside jokes are the best, all of the other pillars are so confused but Shinobu's wicked smile rubs off the wrong way to them and they dont want to know

Always has lingering touches when flirting with Shinobu, hand holding, shoulder massages and sometimes a bit of groping here and there.

Your "harmless teasing" is all fun and games and Shinobu thinks it's fun, but the other pillars, including Misturi are slightly uncomfortable with the amount of teasing you give and the amount of teasing Shinobu returns.

Fell for your brain, stayed for the sex (just kidding, she loves you regardless)

The difference between you and shinobu's flirting, is that your always sweet, friendly and charming. Shinobu is basically a cute Sadist, saying naughty words with a cute, innocent voice.

Being told countless times to "get a room" by the other pillars because pda really doesn't bother the two of you.

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Tanjirou Kamado

It's so easy to make him blush, you could call him harmless pet names and hes just on cloud nine.

Hand holding his girlfriend is apparently the equivalent to having sex according to Tanjirou

Feels a little scandalous when your touches linger for longer then usual.but his reactions are so damn cute.

Flirting with Tanjirou goes two ways. Either he gets what you trying to say and blushes or he doesnt understand a thing and is just nodding along with an innocent smile.

This boy can be so oblivious, hinting to do something more then just kissing would be near damn impossible. You'll have to be really blunt.

Hes a bottom. Hes just Way to scared to be a top, wants to please you, but hes just puddy in you hands when you ride him.

Doesnt mind pda, but the only pda he'll start off is really just hand holding and hugging.

When you first flirted with him he thought you were just being really friendly with him and he really admired you for it. Because hes a friendly guy himself.

Always ruins his own flirt comebacks, tries to hard and rehearses his lines in his head to the point where hes stuttering out his words.

You love the effort anyways

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[mangaien]

sometimes i just cry over the fact that my emily sometimes wished imprinting didn’t exist. like fuck she loves sam so much and fucking hell when she is with him it just fits in a way she never thought being with anyone would feel.....but the pain and hurt that came with them being together just fuuuck

[randxmthxughts]

i fucking love twilight

for the past few years, i’ve been getting back into a twilight rewatch phase, and  during the pandemic i found out that one of my close friends liked it as well, so we connected on a new level. recently, i rewatched them again and started rereading the books. they’re terrible but i find so much comfort and i can’t stop longing for the kind of love and attraction that edward has for bella. sure, it’s toxic and it’s unhealthy in many situations but when you’re lonely you want somebody to be ready to give up everything for you.

when i was little, my sister and my cousin were teenagers and they got obsessed with twilight. they had this feud over team jacob and edward and it always made me jealous that they shared this bond that i couldn’t have because...well, i was still a child. but i secretly loved the movies, and i’ve read the books (i remember skipping some chapters in the breaking dawn since i thought i was too young to read the sex scenes lol). but it always made me kind of sad. just the nostalgia associated with those times when i was carefree child with no responsibilities other than homework. i fell in love with the idea of being in love, and ever since then i hoped and i was sure that i would meet someone who would love me so dearly and i would love him back. 

now, at the age of 22, still single, never having had my first kiss or a relationship, i find comfort in the twilight universe. despite all of the smayer issues and terrible directing (mostly with the male directors, except for new moon, chris weitz you’re doing great sweety), it’’s just... they make me so incredibly sad about my life but also they’re so comforting, idk how to explain it. and whenever i end my rewatches it’s even more depressing. i just wish i could share these romantic thoughts that i have with somebody.

sometimes, i feel like being a hopeless romantic is a waste/ it’s not even that i have unrealistic expectations or high demands, it’s just i’ve never came across somebody i liked who liked me back equally :( doesn’t matter how many steps i take first , it’s seem that i’m just never enough or wanted enough for it to be equally reciprocated 

approaching my 23th birthday is especially lonely, anyway. the last time i watched twilight i cried during every single film. i never cried over twilight before (i came close to crying, but always found it too embarrassing). not sure why i cried over eclipse at all (that was the weirdest shit) but i did

[nightmaskart]

I’ve gotten to draw so many cool sword tattoos this year. If you’re interested in commissioning me for one contact me at smayer@mica.edu

[panlight]

Wait, Jane were with Volturi for how long? Witch hunt began in 1400s! It was freaking forbidden to kill a witch before that because good Christians weren't supposed to believe in their existence! Like, maybe there were some cases, because why bother forbidding something nobody does, but first witch executions were by drowning because burning were too much work. (This rant would be avoided if SMayer attempted to do some research and let them be half century younger. Is there any reason they should be that old?)

The Volturi timeline, it must be said, makes almost no coherent sense. The Guide, if anything, only made it worse. 

Jane and Alec are suddenly waaaaay older than anyone who knows anything about European witch hunting assumed. 800s??  If you make them condemned as witches, people are going to assume it’s more like 1500-1600s. I think she made them that old so she could use them in the Volturi-Romanian conflicts. It was during the first battle after they acquired Jane and Alec, in 810ish, that Vladimir’s mate was killed. But . . . again she’s just making up these dates so it makes more sense to change the date of Vladimir’s mate’s death than make the 'witch twins’ exist outside the time period of the height of European witch-hunting. 

Then there’s the whole Eleazar thing; while his timeline is super vague (born and turned and served with the Volturi in the 1700s), that heavily implies that he was in Volterra either AT THE SAME TIME as Carlisle, or after Carlisle was . . . and yet somehow NEVER heard about vegetarianism until he ran into the Denali sisters after leaving Volterra with Carmen? 

And if Jane has been there since the 800s how did she never meet Carlisle--she says in Eclipse that it was “nice to finally meet” him, and that she had “thought Aro was exaggerating.” (If Aro is talking him up so much that Jane thought he was exaggerating, again, how did Eleazar never hear about it?).  

The fanon explanation I see the most often is that Aro realized his creepy child torture twins would horrify Carlisle and not present the image of the benign Volturi he wanted, so he hid them from Carlisle for the entire time he was there and that Aro also kept the existence of Carlisle/vegetarianism from Eleazar the whole time he was there and, I mean, I guess? But the more likely answer is that SM just . . . did not think about any of this at all, and when she wrote the guide just threw out random dates and didn’t check them against other dates and things she had previously written. 

[ruusuvahvuus]

Lesbian hair crisis and the Twilight renaissance

 

Since around the age of twelve, I’ve despised my thick long blond hair. I felt objectified because of it. I found solace in Rosalie from twilight who had similar experiences but she was mistreated by the author and generally disliked. I was taught that Rosalie’s hair made her shallow and vein. So, I rebelled. I cut my hair and hid my femineity for no one to see.

Smayer convinced a child that her hair was her only characteristic and that this one was a flaw. I thought the hair on my scalp made me a bad person, that it marked me as a dumb blond who was unable to feel empathy. 

I’ve hidden my hair since, even as it out of laziness to maintain has grown out. Now and then I’ve fallen into the twilight renaissance throughout the years and the love I’ve seen towards Rosalie has made me realize that Smayer was wrong. I can be loving and smart and happen to be blond. Now at twenty-three I’ve (occasionally) let my hair loose. And it feels pretty damn good.

Thank you. Thank you for loving a fictional character I saw myself in and hated myself for.

[This is my internalised experience and I’m not saying blonds need better representation, it is out there and I don’t think the colour of one’s hair is a characteristic. There are a lot of people who have never seen a positive portrayal of someone with a characteristic like them. I just wanted to thank the twilight renaissance]

[teamjacobthot]

Omg that one blog that keeps defending smayers racist ass has almost the same icon as you i got so scared for a second ngl. I'm glad your taste and opinions are still excellent! 💛⭐🌟🌻💫

imagine having a leah clearwater url and icon yet STILL defending a racist ass author.......... glad i can’t relate ✨💛