#smart meals

[navree]

"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot

truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us

[sketchz]

molly and anne!

[ilottthepilot]

james trying to name a smart current f1 or indycar driver has me crying 😭😭

[pretty-princess-4ever]

Frozen meals for 200 calories or less 💜🎀

Healthy choice simply steamers garden vegetable: 150 calories

Lean cuisine steak portabella: 160 calories

Healthy choice power bowls Greek style chicken: 170 calories

Healthy choice power bowls spicy beef teriyaki: 170 calories

Scott & Jon’s shrimp and vegetable stir fry: 170 calories

Healthy choice power bowls cajun style chicken and sausage: 170 calories

Smart ones slow roasted turkey breast: 170 calories

Lean cuisine herb roasted chicken: 180 calories

Healthy choice simply steamers grilled chicken marsala: 180 calories

Smart ones homestyle beef pot roast: 180 calories

Healthy choice cafe steamers beef merlot: 180 calories

Healthy choice simply steamers sesame chicken with riced cauliflower: 180 calories

Healthy choice simply steamers chicken tikka masala with rice cauliflower: 190 calories

Healthy choice simply steamers grilled chicken and broccoli alfredo: 190 calories

Lean cuisine roasted turkey and vegetables: 190 calories

Smart ones broccoli and cheddar roasted potatoes: 190 calories

Smart ones cheesy scramble with hash browns: 190 calories

Michelina’s cheese manicotti: 190 calories

Michelina’s Salisbury steak: 190 calories

Stouffer’s stuffed pepper: 200 calories

Healthy choice cafe steamers chicken fajita: 200 calories

Healthy choice simply steamers grilled chicken pesto and vegetables: 200 calories

Healthy choice simply steamers chicken and vegetable stir fry: 200 calories

Healthy choice power bowls roasted red pepper romesco chicken pasta: 200 calories

Smart ones angel hair marinara: 200 calories

Smart ones crustless chicken pot pie: 200 calories

Smart ones breakfast wrap: 200 calories

Smart ones ham and cheese scramble: 200 calories

[manesvoid]

It has already been done a thousand time but I want it done a thousand more <3

[mortalheartache]

Going on a date maybe. At what point do I tell him about the blog, Pinterest board, Instagram following, and the bots

[goldkirk]

I AM LIVING MY 7 YEAR OLD ME’S DREAMS OF BEING LIKE JACK SPARROW ROBIN HOOD PIRATES

[slastyona]

smol Zandik probably tried his best to make himself some omelette. but well, something went wrong.

someone died?

he only wanted fried egg. he never planned assassination. so no one has right to call him a killer or say he's evil. he's a child. and he's a doctor :)

[nyoomfruits]

a possible maxoscar fic??? 👀👀👀im seated!!

aaah i’m always flirting with max/oscar but the problem is that they give me quiet slow burn vibes and i mostly write loud romcoms. BUT maybe one day. i really hope one day

[maddilynmuse]

For someone is a writer, my reading comprehension is shit sometimes ^^’

Baaaaaasically, my irl writing club explained to me that I can put my Kindlevella (and book) other places as long as it’s paywalled.

Relatedly, if you ALSO hate Amazon (as I do, but desperation does things to a motherfucker), then skip that bullshit and come buy me a Kofi. I’ve got a bit up now, and imma start crossposting the things I have on Amazon up there. Proceeds go to me and just me because Kofi is fucking awesome like that.

[black-and-yellow]

What all does Loudspeaker get up to mission/crime wise during his time with the league?

Chicanery.

Mostly minor stuff like spying on heroes, creating distractions, etc. At least at first. After a while of working with them he will fight alongside them.

[marukissnack]

hi i heard you like Kaveh :)

SHUT

NO I DO NOT

I hate his face his STUPID FACE I WILL PUNCH IT

SUPLEX HIM OFF A CLIFF

Every time I see his face I feel like I’ve been punched in the GUT

I will PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH with my lips AND THEN TAKE HIM TO GET A HAPPY MEAL

LET HIM PLAY WITH THE LITTLE TOY, give him a moment’s rest before I SPIN KICK HIM IN HIS STUPID GORGEOUS SHINY BLOND HAIR

I HATE THAT MAN SO MUCH IT’S INFURIATING

GET A JOB

[gctchell]

gee niff, why are both the guys that you're into inventors with a high education, who also happen to wear pinstripe suits, know how to cook, and got an actual sweet side to them? you got a type or somethin'?

[runawaymun]

Blog is kinda slow for the next several days bc I’m housesitting for a gaggle of dogs which are uuuuuuuhggg a handful & im exhausted. I’m sad I couldn’t get more done for Tolkien oc week, but hopefully I’ll be able to get around to all of the @‘s & some of the stuff in my inbox. Partake is coming along nicely but Boundless Sky is a bit of a slog (affectionate) but I’m dying to update. 😔 so hopefully soon!!! Progress is slow but we’re getting there.

[akkawi]

Had a dream that there was a new animal crossing mobile game focused around cooking and that it was actually good and not full of microtransactions.

[starlit-mansion]

putting a bunch of garlic salt and cheese on my Healthy(tm) microwave meal so people still know i'm cool