#sirius scares remus

[lulublack90]

Prompt 26 - Champagne

@wolfstarmicrofic December 26, word count 944

Remus readjusted his bow tie for the tenth time. He hated the bloody things, but they were a requirement for these types of events, and the money was too good to say no to because of a slight discomfort. 

Usually, he was tasked with refilling empty trays with the delicate canapés, but tonight, they were short-staffed, and he’d been given a tray laden with tall, narrow glasses of champagne. He’d questioned the manager’s thinking as he’d never served from a tray, and giving him the hardest job on his first go hardly seemed like a good idea. The man had just glowered at him and told him either he could get on with it, or he would go home without pay. Remus had wanted to tear the guy a new one, but he needed the money, so he plastered his widest fake smile on his face and picked up the heavy tray. 

So far he was doing alright. It took some skill to keep the tray level when people grabbed the glasses from it. Sometimes they waited until he’d nearly walked past them before they took them and the tray had threatened to topple off his hand a few times, but he’d managed to rebalance it and carried on serving the guests. 

He was low on glasses now, he realised and made to loop back around to go reload when he spotted the most beautiful man he’d ever seen. He was all long, dark, curly hair, high cheekbones, skin that rivalled a porcelain doll and eyes so blue they froze him to the spot. He gasped before he could stop himself, and the man looked over. A cheeky, lopsided smile spread across his face and mischief played in those vibrant blue eyes. He stood up and sauntered towards Remus. Remus stood completely still. The man reached up and took the last glass of champagne off his tray and brought it to his lips, tipping the glass until the liquid spilt into his mouth. Remus watched in awe as the man's Adam's apple bobbed as he swallowed. 

The man finished the glass and carefully placed it back on Remus’s empty tray. 

“Thanks,” He purred. “I needed that,” The man left, his hand brushing against Remus’s backside as he crossed behind him. Remus shuddered and blinked a few times before he came back to his senses and returned to the bar. 

“I hope you weren’t annoying Mr Black,” Karl the manager grunted at him as he filled more glasses with champagne for Remus to distribute. 

“Who?” Remus asked. He had no idea who Karl was talking about. 

“Sirius Black, the son of the people throwing this party. Heir to the Black family empire,” Karl continued when Remus looked at him blankly. Karl shook his head. “Whatever. Get back to work and don’t go near him again,” Remus rolled his eyes and set off around the room again, but he didn’t see Sirius again for the rest of the party.  

After the party, all the staff had to help clean up. By the end, Remus’s arms were killing him. The trays he’d been carrying all night had been heavy. He walked out of the back door into the alleyway behind the hotel where the bins were kept, rolling his sore shoulder, feeling the joint pop and crack beneath his hand. He let out a groan as he felt a bit of relief. He’d have to soak it in a bath. It was going to be agony tomorrow. He reached up and yanked the stupis bow tie from around his neck and stuffed it into his pocket. Glad he no longer had to wear it. 

He’d nearly got to the end of the alleyway and out onto the street when a voice in his ear made him jump. He spun around ready to defend himself, but dropped his fists when he saw who it was. 

“Oh, sorry, Mr Black, I didn’t realise it was you,” Sirius’s face fell. Had he said something wrong? “Sorry, did you need something? I can go back inside and get you another drink or some food?” Sirius’s face fell even further, and Remus had no idea what to do. “Mr Black?”

“Stop calling me that!” Sirius snapped. Remus flinched. “Sorry,” Sirius winced. “I didn’t mean to snap. It’s just… Well, it doesn’t matter. Please call me Sirius,” Remus nodded and smiled shyly at him. 

“Sirius, is there something I can do for you?” He didn’t have to ask. His shift was over, and he wasn’t getting paid, but something about Sirius made him want to do anything to please him. 

“A drink?” Sirius asked. Remus immediately started walking back to the door he’d just come out of. “Wait, no, that’s not what I meant,” Sirius chucked as he sped down the alley after him. “I meant, would you like to come out for a drink with me?” Remus was stunned. This was the last thing he’d expected. When Sirius had brushed his arse he’d thought it was all teasing. A rich guy trying to get a reaction. It wouldn’t be the first time, but here he was asking Remus out. 

“Er, yeah, sure, sounds great,” He stammered. Sirius’s crooked grin spread across his face again, and he held his arm out to Remus. Remus didn’t let himself think and took the proffered arm. Sirius drew him in close, and they walked out onto the street. Remus had no idea where Sirius was taking him, but the man had enchanted him, and he felt oddly safe even though he knew nothing about him, that, and he had no intentions of going home just yet. 

Next part

[until-the-house-shakes]

Barty: GIRL. DO NOT TOUCH MY SHIT!

Regulus: Oh so you see me as a girl?

Barty: wait no i-

Evan: it’s because he’s trans huh? And trans boys aren’t ‘real boys’ Barty? Is that it?

Barty: NO NO NO I-

Regulus: I knew you could be mean but.. *tearing up* I.. I thought we were friends Barty.

Barty: Reggie I’m so sorry. Please listen. I didn’t mean it that way. I pr-

Evan: You’re fucking sick.

Barty: *tearing up* Boys please. I’m so s-sorry. I promise I d-didn’t m-

Regulus and Evan: *fucking losing it*

These two LOVE fucking with Barty any chance they get, and Barty definitely uses ‘Bruh’ and ‘Girl’ as gender neutral terms.

[dyl-z]

40 | 41 | 42

November 🤭 (I know I skipped Halloween and that’s crime but trust it will be made up for)

[junkiepunkie]

okay can we all agree that everyone finds Remus so so SO hot…. And then he speaks and only Sirius continues to care. Cause like, Remus is intelligent as fuck, charmingly witty at all times, and a great friend, but he is also a teenager in constant pain and with mood swings that would be studied by muggles as certifiably bonkers (not like any mood swings you’re thinking of. MUCH worse)

[jameskinniesrise]

@jegulus-microfic | april 29 | prompt: fixate | words: 237

Remus couldn't understand why James had suddenly become so fixated on books. He was in and out of the bookstore almost every day. It first started on Lily's birthday. James had forgotten to buy her a gift and just went to a random bookstore near her house. Since then, Remus has noticed James buying a new book every week. James hated reading, so why would he go to a bookstore so often?

James was late for his shift again, so Remus decided to text him. Then he realised he could see James' location on Snapchat. Sirius had forced Remus to download it, but it had one good use. He could track Sirius and James.

Upon checking James' location, he realised that James was at that bookstore. Again. Remus decided to go to this bookstore himself. What was so great about it?

Remus reached the bookstore and peeked through the window, and there was James, chatting with the cashier. The cashier had short black hair and grey eyes, kind of like Sirius'. He smirked at something James had said. Remus then realised what was going on. James fancied the cashier. No wonder he's been emptying his wallet on books for the last three weeks.

Just as Remus was about to leave, he noticed James lean in for a kiss. He sighed with a smile and walked back to his car. James probably wasn't going to make his shift that evening.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius smokes. Remus sits outside to talk to him while he does it. James follows them out and blows bubbles just to hang out with them. Peter follows James out and watches the smoke and bubbles.

[lilyevansmywife]

Remus: why are you crying

Sirius: I'm very scared and I don't understand what's happening to me

Remus: *hugs Sirius*

Remus: It's normal to feel fear and not understand where it comes from. Can I just stay with you until you feel better and then for the rest of my life?

Sirius: yeah... sounds fine

Remus: deal. now please stop writing obscene things on the walls of McGonagall's office.

[missihavetomanyfandoms]

I swear the term "multishipper" was invented for the marauders fandom

[mikalilys]

Jinx saying to Vi “it had to be you” in that one scene is so Sirius and Regulus in crimson rivers when Regulus tries to get Sirius to kill him

[tamprongs-and-padsfoot]

Remus: k, gonna head to bed now

Sirius: what? Moons, you’ve been up for three hours

Remus: it’s been a tIRING DAY OKAY?

[cinnamontoastcrunch-15]

Today’s @wolfstarmicrofic prompt is father!

(112 words.)

“Remus, lovely, you’re panicking.” Lily said gently, an amused smile playing on her face as she folded herself onto Remus’ bed.

“Of course I’m bloody panicking! A letter? Who tells someone that they love them in a letter?!”

“Sirius, apparently.” She answered, watching Remus cover his face with his hands and groan. “You have to write something back, you-“

“Hey, you two.” Remus’ father’s voice rang out from the doorway, forcing Remus to sit up, Lily turning to face him. “Door open, please.” He watched them carefully, before moving away. Remus glanced at Lily, before promptly breaking down in laughter, dropping his head onto her shoulder as she laughed along with him.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 14 - Scream

@wolfstarmicrofic October 14, word count 224

“BOO!!!” Sirius yelled, jumping out from behind a suit of armour. Remus just continued walking, not even flinching at the sudden appearance of his boyfriend. “Damn it, Remus,” Sirius grumbled as he made the latest attempt to make Remus scream failed. He’d never heard him make more than a shocked huff. He had no idea why he needed to hear this sound, but he’d become obsessed with the idea, and poor Remus had so far endured about twenty attempts to make him scream, including Sirius throwing a transformed Peter into Remus’s lap in Arithmancy. But Remus had simply picked up the trembling rat and placed him safely in his pocket while he finished off his equation.

It took him a while to realise that scaring Remus wasn’t the way to go; he was a werewolf for Merlin’s sake, and of course, he wouldn’t scare easily. So Sirius did the one thing he knew would get a reaction: he bought Remus a book. But not just any book. The first edition of his favourite book, including illustrations by the author themselves. He left it on Remus’s pillow, neatly wrapped and waited. 

An excited scream carried down the stairs into the common room where Sirius was waiting. He smiled, yep an excited scream from Remus Lupin was way better than a shocked one could ever be.  

[galaxostars]

prongsfoot and wolfstar in the last chapter of Presque Vu by @starsworth

[accio-sriracha]

Marauders and Co. playing Never Have I Ever

~~~♤~~~

Remus: *bluntly* Never have I ever been a dog.

Everyone else: ?

Sirius: *drinks*

Everyone else: ?????

Marauders: *refuses to elaborate*

~~~♤~~~

[turnin9pag3]

Marauders as things me and my friends have said:

Part 35

James: OMG I DIDNT TELL U ABT THAT OKAY SO SHE- (starts singing) *🎶YOURE HARD TO AVOID AND SOMEHOW UNAWARE THAT I CANT STAND THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE OR DRY YOUR TEARS🎶* SHE TEXTED HER AND TOLD HER WHAT I SAID LAST WEEK AND-

Regulus: i like that theres ad breaks whenever you talk

[littlebluestars-world]

Heyyy, here's the thing, I've got an idea for a fanfic that I'm absolutely dying to write.

It's a fanfic where Regulus has no magic and, when he doesn't receive the letter from Hogwarts that was his last hope, his parents, being the example of parenthood that they are, decide to abandon him in front of a Muggle orphanage.

When he realizes that no one will come for him, not even Sirius, he begins his plan of revenge against his entire family. And the witch world.

There will be Jegulus (I don't know if it's game over or not), Wolfstar (I don't know if it's game over either) (come on, there's always the possibility that they'll all die) (and you know it).

I think it's going to be mostly angst, but with a bit of comfort. I think.

The name of the fanfic will be "Watercolor" and my name on ao3 is BlueStarLost.

That's it, I hope you like it!