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artistfingers · 2 years

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finally got around to listening to the first alex rider book. (he's just a little guy! a children! no guns for alex-can't-keep-an-alias-casually-says-whatever-he-wants rider. friend to all. curious gremlin creature that goes adventuring whether the adventure wants him or not) bad things are going to happen to him. i can sense it.

alex rider, darling of my heart! light of my life! he is literally so stupid

"bad things are going to happen to him" nahhhhhh he's going to be fine! there is absolutely no trauma at all in store for him! i promise! :>

#abrielarnold #ask #alex rider #REALLY every single part of this ask is pure gold jhagdfjshgf #he's just a little guy! goes adventuring whether the adventure wants him or not! you're so right and you should say it #and your bad things are going to happen him sense is right. it's so right. hehehehe :)#i'm so glad you're checking out the series and enjoying the Best Spyson Idiotboy #simultaneously the dumbest teenager in existence and like a literal genuis #just how i like em #asdjgfdkjfa also so funny that i got two asks from yall getting into AR within the span of an hour... completely unrelated to each other?#i have to assume unrelated anyway #other than probably both related to ttb so........ new chappie tomorrow please enjoy euheheuheueh #things that bleed

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