#siblings argue

[fanfics-and-bullshit]

I feel like there is not enough sibling bickering over Mario and Luigi

Mario: Yeah well, at least I’m not a monster fucker!

Luigi: What’s that? I can’t hear you from all the way up here!

OR

Luigi, upon seeing Mario about to do a stupid thing: Mario, you can’t do this.

Mario: Who are you, Dad?

Luigi:

Luigi: Okay that was funny

OR

Mario: Listen all I’m saying is you have other options then Bowser

Luigi: Just because you’re still not at the holding hands stage with Peach, doesn’t mean you have to take it out on me

OR

Luigi: I can do it

Mario: Luigi, you can’t even have a conversation with the cashier without getting a panic attack.

[madredhattie]

Like I can’t blame either of them, Rika does have that effect on people, but I’m deeply entertained by Ingo being willing to argue about the superior battle facility and why it’s the Battle Subway

[lgbtlunaverse]

"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

[oncillabrigade]

Someday, Damian is going to outpace Tim height-wise. He'll be at least a couple inches taller, because Damian's parents are both tall(ish) while Tim has done everything in his power short of getting an Ed Elric-style arm to stunt his own growth.

Once that happens, Damian will uncover his greatest power of all, a power he had only dreamt of before now, a power possessed by Superboy himself. Because once Dami is even a centimeter over Tim's head, this will occur:

Tim: Nice try, [insert rogue name], but you've officially been busted by Red Robin and the boy wonder himself.

Damian: Why does your name come first?

Tim: I'm older.

Damian:

Damian: *opens mouth*

Damian: *draws the biggest breath of his life*

Damian: I'M TALLER!!!!!

Unfortunately for Damian, he is not Jon, and Tim is not ten, and therefore, Tim has a comeback.

Tim: Name a single culture where height is a basis for authority and we'll talk.

Damian is devastated. He lashes out. They have their biggest argument in years. It gets physical. It gets vicious.

And yes, the rogue does get away while they fight.

[all-lee24]

I dreamt for so long

[sera8273]

Edited bc Apollo isn’t the sun god :/- thanks for reminding me guys-

Apollo:You all know that I’m a fan of catchy songs. So with so many sirens gone, I think Ody’s in the wrong.

Athena:They were trying to do him- your kidding, right?

Apollo:What?

Athena:Your fighting for a man because he killed sirens that were trying to kill him?

Apollo:I mean, like yeah. Pretty much.

Athena:….Seriously-

Apollo:I have like no beef with this sad and pathetic man. I have wayy much better things that fighting but he killed my sirens man, I can’t let that slide!

Athena:To Gods above below and those outcasts- there’s literally a Siren In the Crowd with the Lotus Eaters and your fucking-

Apollo:I HAVE NO BEEF WITH THIS DUDE-

Athena:THEY’RE LITERALLY IMMORTAL- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?!—

[steelsartcorner]

These three are so important to me

[imaginaryskeleton]

Messed around making fake post-Hisui submas tweets

Part 2

[applestruda]

Winter boatem + boatem movie night

[reguluskeys]

continuing to push the taller Regulus Black Agenda…. because some people are HAAATERRSSSS @allonsy-moony @noblehouseofgay

Regulus is 5’11

James is 5’8

Sirius is 5’7

and then Remus is 6’4

[4525yaoi]

au part dos

[kindaasrikal]

Let’s not forget Morro is still a brat. Mf is not gonna let people have sympathy or pity for him, he WILL make everyone hate him and he WILL enjoy it.

Lloyd might he above doing a lot of things, but he will not hold back on cussing out a teenager.

[nevertheless-moving]

Shallan and Kaladin never actually talk about him killing Helaran until well post Oathbringer, when, and it is important it happens in exactly this way, she and Balat are having a petty sibling fight in front of company and she yells "KALADIN CAN YOU KILL MY NEXT OLDEST BROTHER"

[marzipanandminutiae]

"fictional siblings are so fake- REAL siblings hate each other!"

skill issue. my sister is the best. I have loved her so much as long as I can remember, and she loves me, and if anyone ever tried to meddle with her I would simply incinerate them

[twisted-dork]

Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #18 (Almost) Everyone is Dead

*Somewhat Spoilers for Book 7 and for demon slayer*

General Lilia and Giyuu!Yuu are arguing

General Lilia: SHUT UP!!

General Lilia: What makes you think you know anything about it.

General Lilia: It’s easy for a mere human to talk. YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!

Giyuu!Yuu: Easy just try to calm down

*Lilia holds a blade to Giyuu!Yuu neck*

General Lilia: Maybe if I was to kill the most important people in your life.

General Lilia: Everyone who’s ever meant anything maybe then I’d listen to you.

General Lilia: Because maybe then you’d have some idea how I feel.

*Giyuu!Yuu takes the hand that has the blade Lilia’s holding*

Giyuu!Yuu: Hmm

Giyuu!Yuu: It’s an interesting theory but I’m afraid you’re a little late to put it to the test.

*Lilia looks at Giyuu!Yuu in shock*

Giyuu!Yuu: Everyone you’re talking about has already been killed

In the distance

Silver: Do you think they forgot about us or is not mentioning us for our own protection.

Tanjiro!Yuu: I mean I technically was killed soooo….

Nezuko!Yuu: Hmm hmm mhm hmm mhm hmm (I also technically died twice so probably your protection Silver)

[cha0stv]

also just know, i have a good amount of toh art but it’s mostly just huntlow some pittwins and ofc labyrinth bros but i don’t draw them as often as i want to LMAO