#show sally is so good omfg

[deadfor7yrs]

sally jackson is a treasure and she always will be

[girlboypersonthingy]

Let’s make this adorable~ Sal Fisher x afab reader who’s all about romance. Loves cooking for him and sending him love letters through his locker. She’s just enamored by him and has to express it.

OOH OOOH OOOH!!! YES, LOVE IT. Gonna do some headcanons. I love this man endlessly 🩵

Sal x reader-Hopeless Romantic 💖

Cook for him and he’s gonna lose his absolute mind. He will go back for seconds even if he’s miserably stuffed already- just wants to show his appreciation

The only ppl who’ve ever cooked a meal for him is his mom and Lisa so it truly makes him feel so special and loved.

LOVES physical affection too! Hold his hand, link arms with him, kiss his prosthetic, hug him often- he loves it all.

He’s a bit self conscious and might be timid when showing you physical affection so feel free to take the lead! Initiate the touch first and he’ll become more confident and return the gesture ten fold!

Just don’t stop touching him okay? If anything, touch him more! As long as he has you in his grasp or can feel you hanging on him somewhere, he feels secure.

Plz plz plz leave him love notes everywhere and anywhere! Sticky notes on his gearboy, long thoughtful letters left folded up on his dresser, more sticky notes on his bathroom mirror about how gorgeous he is.

And he leaves them all in their respective spots, just letting you add more. He can’t stand to remove the notes, it hurts his heart a bit too much.

If you remove them yourself and replace them with new notes, he’ll actually probably cry at the loss of the old ones. Like 🥺

“you…threw them away? Why?”

“To make room for the new ones, babe! It’s fine, Sal, they’re just sticky notes.”

“No…no they’re not. They mean everything to me.”

Starts to remove them himself and saves every single one in a shoe box under his bed.

You bet your ass Larry teases him when he finds the box and starts digging through it all while Sal is absolutely proud and happy to go through it with him, rereading all your lovely poems and compliments.

Don’t be afraid to call him cute pet names or show PDA in front of his friends. He lives for that shit. Lowkey loves when Larry and Todd snicker and make faces at him after you kiss him or call him ‘honey’. He doesn’t care, it just makes him feel even more giddy and in love with you.

MIDDAY NAPS IN HIS BED WITH GIZMO CUDDLED BETWEEN YALL OMFG BEST SLEEP OF HIS LIFE

Kiss the inside of his prosthetic right in front of him and let him know it’s so he’ll always be able to kiss you even when you’re away from him

Bonus points if you wear lipstick so he can see the kiss mark before he puts his prosthetic on.

Imagine he takes it off later around Larry and Ash and both of them are like “uh, Sally, you got a little something…on your face.” And he’s sitting there with a dopey grin and blushing cheeks like “yeah, I know~”

GOOD LORD, when yall are alone, feel free to pull his prosthetic off and just go ham with the face kisses. You don’t even need to ask to take his mask off when it’s just you and him, just yank it off and make out with him already

Gift him stuff! Doesn’t matter what it is- could be a dozen fresh roses, a lollipop from the dollar store or a shiny rock you found on the ground while walking to his house. He’s like a crow, he’ll hoard it all no matter how small.

All in all, he loves having an ultra loving and affectionate partner, just give him time to warm up to it and he’ll gradually start returning the favors.

[charliesarchivee]

SPOILERS FOR CABARET 2024 I LITERALLY AM DESCRIBING THE ENTIRE SHOW

this is my initial rundown of cabaret scene by scene I just needed to get this off my chest then I can be normal again and have normal thoughts and be a cats fan on main

Willkommen: A celebration!!! Eddie redmayne is a delight on stage and Gayle rankin walking through the mezzanine is so cool

Train: the emcee freezes in a tableau of playing with a toy train on the rotating stage which is delightful. Also, I saw the understudy for Clifford Bradshaw (he was AMAZING.) and his hat fell off of his suitcase and kept rotating around and I think at one point somebody picked it up bcos it disappeared!

So what: Bebe Neuwirth is a legend. A legend. That is all. Also Frauline Kost was HILARIOUS

telephone song: yes I know it’s not REALLY the telephone song but emcee hanging off a pillar (there were four pillars around the round stage) and reaching for Cliff as the whole cast echoes (and I mean it they had echoes on their mics) WELCOME TO BERLIN… FAMOUS NOVELIST… sent chills down my spine and to my toes like I think that gave me more chills than Alan cumming standing on top of the set with his head up and his chest out as if he was possessed

Don’t tell Mama: at one point she flopped on her back and kicked her feet up and went WAA WAA I WANT MY MAMAAA and I wept this was so funny and some lucky gal in the front row got her stage cigarette that she threw into the audience. Also when she said the convent part she was like “yea i know right” and the France part she went “haugh haugh haugh” like French laughter

cliff and Sally telephone: cliff was like “and somejwere men are laughing and somewhere childrenshoutbutthereisnojoyinmudvillemightycaseyhasstruckout” which is SO canon and was SO funny. And Sally’s face dropping as she deadpans “oh you’re American.” elicited like lots of laugjter

mein herr: SLOW AND SCARY MEIN HERR SAVE ME SLOW AND SCARY MEIN HERR PLZZZ

outside the klub: Sally just undresses right in front of him which was funny. At my performance there was a laundry hamper behind her and she threw her don’t tell mama dress out behind her and it did not land in the basket which, planned or not, made everyone laugh. Also, when Bobby kissed cliff, someone in the opposite mezz screamed “YEAAAA!!” Which like truth

Perfectly marvelous: Sally came in with this GIANT pink floral suitcase which she pulls articles of clothing out to put on cliff which was rly funny and fresh. Also- WERE HER PRAIRIE OYSTERS REAL?? Her recacrion seemed so genuine omfg.. also she buried herself under his coat for “nearly invisible perfectly marvelous girl” which was so cute and yes canon. Also I noticed she hugs his knees a lot in this show so cute

Two ladies: YES!! and they invited everybody to jump out of Sally’s big suitcase and just love!! It was so good!! During the dance break everyone was rotating around just getting it up and Herman (there’s nothing funny about Herman) was just on stage with a deadpan look and a mop, going back and forth to the beat, literally going under people’s legs, etc. one of my fav moments that I noticed cos I was just mesmerized by his mop was that someone came around jacking off to a book and then they held out their hand to Herman and he just wiped it with the mop disgustedly. SO FUNNY. Also Eddie redmaynes tights had little eyes on them so even wjen his pants r pulled down you know he’s always watching eek. Also now would be a good time to mention that the people sitting at the tables near the stage had little tea lights that would turn on during the Kit Kat limbo stuff (like two ladies and if you could see her) and they would turn off if we were in the apartment or the street or whatnot. A lovely little touch that my dad noticed! Also also when he credits the Kit Kat girls he says “rose lulu frenchie texas fritzie and My Helga!!” And he seems to really take a liking to Helga which is so canon and yes

It couldn’t please me more: she has this little headband on that I love. And also, I was gauging how many people would be shocked after If You Could See Her in this number. My hypothesis was if many people were pleasantly surprised/laughed at the pineapple reveal, then many people would have the bomb dropped on them during if you could see her. So I was paying attention! Anyway at the end he gave her the bag to put the pineapple back in and I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING but he slowly licked his two fingers, opened the bag, and slowly placed the pineapple inside very smoothly. Then they went their separate ways but on the orchestta button they turned around, smiled at each other, and she reached out her hand and he gleefully ran and took it and they exited together. SO cute. I love this staging. It is SO fresh after watching so many sam mendes recreations (not to say those are bad I love those too!)

Tomorrow belongs to me: when Eddie redmayne came out and started singing my first thought was “this can’t be right!!” I had only been accustomed to emcees sitting over a record player, or writers in the klub bursting out in song. I’ve only seen one production of cabaret have the emcee sing tbtm, and even then they had literal strings attached to them being pulled by uniformed men. So this was completely different for me! And also the arrangement of the song was beautiful if the song wasn’t an in universe Nazi song I would suggest it in choir it was really good sonically! And the mic echoes ATE. And SPOILER the cast had little plastic figures up to my thigh of little blonde boys that they placed in a perfect circle around the emcee (who was on a raised platform) and they were rotating around as the emcee looked around at everybody like “yeah look at what happens now..” and he TAKES OFF HIS RED WIG and literal GOOSEBUMPS UNDER MY SILVER TIGHTS.

Cliff and Sally apartment: they are so intimate makes me happy! Also the delivery of “a horrid little German infant with a mustache ordering us around” was superb and got audience laughter

maybe this time: literallt in her head voice because she’s UP IN HER HEAD like YES SLOW AND INTIMATE MAYBE THIS TIME SAVE ME SLOW AND INTIMATE MAYBE THIS TIME PLZ

Money: I have been predisposed to the money choreo being about prostitution, but this felt way different to me. I think in this song (bear with me) the emcee IS money. He’s dressed very bedazzled, rhinestones on his coat, sparkly long nails, but also scary, with a helmet and stark makeup, because money can be scary! Also, all of the dancers, dressed in uniform rags, were constantly following the emcee around and reaching for him, and he would often lightly brush or peck them, which makes me think thag he represents money in that song specifically! I asked my dad about it on the way home and he said that money is just another reason people have to bury their head in the sand when important shifts are happening in their world. I agreed.

married: at one point in the sneaking around scene, Herr Shultz comes out wearing a floral cardigan and runs back going “oh this isn’t mine! This isn’t mine!” And frauline kost (and the ajdience) had a laugh. Also this song was so sweet and tender. Great job everyone!

engagement party: SCORE THING: the underscoring switch from the beginning of maybe this time to if you could see her as the party comes up was CHILLING. there was no scene in between married and the engagement party, so frauline Schneider had an impressive on stage quick change into a dress! Also, Herr Schultz getting tipsy on schnapps was hilarious. I had another hypothesis too here which was If a lot of people gasp at Herr Ludwig’s reveal, then a lot of people will have a bomb dropped on them at the end of If You Could See Her. And in fact, a lot of people did gasp! I literally felt a chill just descend on everybody as the weight of this sank in.

tomorrow belongs to me (reprise): SCARY. The emcee comes up at the end on a small raised platform in his money outfit (here I think he represents power) and he has a baton and he’s conducting everybody!!! Also he conducted correctly in 3/4 I was so warmed to notice that he wasn’t just flailing about like he did that right thank you Eddie redmayne for doing it right

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Entracte: I need to make a seperate post about the prologue and entracte performances. Oh my lord. Words cannot describe. Just chills.

kick line: YES. I love any production that adds the German counting and I loved how they transitioned into the march in this one! Like they started by (in a ripple may I add) reaching out all inviting and then dramatically pivoting around to reach all inviting to the other side and then it slowly turned into a salute and a goose step!! And then the emcee comes out the center with a CLOWN COSTUME AND A COMIC ORANGE GUN with a little swastika flag in it and then he hands it to the last person on line who marches away with it. V scary. Props.

married reprise: there is a heartbreaking moment where Herr Schultz asks “how much time do we”- and then he breaks off and cries. Oh my gosh. Also the emcee is doing very slow magic tricks in the corner like producing an orange. And producing a glass. And then he stands up and shows the audience he’s putting the glass in a napkin like he’s about to release a dove and at first I’m thinking “oh instead of a dove he’s gonna throw a brick right?” But NO. He excitedly puts the glass down.. and at the very last minute HE REARS BACK AND STAMPS ON IT (like at Jewish weddings!) AND THE STAGE GOES DARK. Theres screaminf and when the lights come back up, the entire stage is covered in little triangles of white paper like broken glass. Those remain for the rest of the show. The emcee then goes to the middle of the stage, looks Herr Schultz in the eyes, and drops the glass and towel down this seemingly bottomless pit and then Herr Schultz gets really scared and runs away and then the emcee closes it up with a wave of his hand. I think in that moment Herr Schultz was face to face with the gravity of his situation.

if you could see her: chilling because the gorilla isn’t even a gorilla in a dress. It’s practically a real animal. It walks on all fours the whole number and sits and like picks at its fur or whatever gorillas do. And the emcee is tempting it with a banana the whole time. Now i seriously prepared myself for the last line here I was ready for very hesitant applause and maybe even gasps but NO Eddie redmayne delivered it like a punchline (not his fault the Nazis are getting more and more powerful so this would be a joke) SO a couple people around me LAUGHED before realizing snd they like cleared their throats. Also they used the rotating stage in this one and when it turned on he said “oh we’re moving my little one!” Which was a nice touch but is also this song so

Cliff and Sally apartment 2: cliff gets like visibly upset when Sally wants to go back to the klub he’s like leaning on furniture which is a nice touch! Also after what would you do when he said “you’re going a lot further than the Kit Kat klub you’re going home. My home. America,” somebody in the audience went “YES!”

what would you do: LEGEND. Bebe Neuwirth was phenomenal. The platform rose her up too it was amazing. What would you do hits something in me that I didn’t know was there.

I don’t care much: everybody knows this is my favorite song to ever come out of cabaret. I LOVE this song and it’s just dear to me. When Eddie redmayne came on stage in a suit and he was NEWLY BLONDE I cried I was like no way. And when he went WOORDS SOUND FALSE he frantically tied to get the pieces of glass I was just in shambles. And then he GRABBED SALLY BY HER WRISTS and practically spat the last “I don’t care” in her face and then SUFFOCATED HER IN A HUG and I feel like in that moment he was still a reflection of a changing Berlin, beating on people like Sally. I have a whole analysis of this

Outside the klub 2: the emcee is leaning on a pole and Sally starts to walk toward him to enter tne klub and then cliff walks in and is like “DONT GO NEAR HIM SALLY!!” And I don’t think the emcee is the emcee in that moment tbh I think he’s a pimp but anyway. When cliff gets beaten by Nazis Sally is sitting deadpan on the end of the stage with her back to everything. She doesn’t even flinch. She physically turns her back on everything

cabaret: no words in any language can describe how remarkable this was. That is all. Also when the emcee introduces her he comes up and poses and nobody clapped cos this was kind of a dark moment and he was like “…thank you..thank you..” all small and shaky and I think that nearly killed me it really did

Cliff and Sally apartment 3: when herr Schultz was like “I’m leaving” someone said “NO!” Which liek truth. This scene was just heartbreaking. Cliff like raised his hand to hit her and literally broke down and I BROKE DOWN JUST WEEPING ALL OVER MY SEAT

finale: YIKES. When cliff started singing wilkommen I also wanted to scream “NO!!” As well but I did not. The emcee yelled where are your troubles now? Forgotten? Right at cliff which scared me. And he had a baton and was conducting everybody again! Also also the entire cast mirrored the first ever tomorrow belongs to me and stood in a perfect circle all dressed in brown and at the drumroll hit the lights darkened immediately on the emcee but stayed dim on the rotating circle like saying “THIS IS YOU!!” Also the bows didn’t have music and were very solemn.

ok danke merci thanks!

[chengxiansbaby]

MY FAVE PARTS FROM THE PJO SHOW EP. 1 and 2

(IM NOT SORRY ABOUT THIS) CLARISSE LA RUE.....SO GOOD.

The "I'm sally Jackson's son" BITCH I CRIED.

"You drool when you sleep"....This needs no explanation.

The casting and visual effects for this show are so so fucking good.

BUT THE CASTING...OMFG. Idc what the fuck anyone says...THe CASTING WAS ON POINT BABY.

DIONYSUS THO.....SOOO GOOD.

FINAL THOUGHTS:.............................I LOVE THIS SHOW. BABY I WAS GAGGED AND GOOPED. ITS SO SO SOOSOSOOOOSOOSO AMAZING. My new obsession (the tv show pjo not pjo in general...my blog has been a pjo blog for a hot minute baby....)<3333 WHAT DID YOU THINK???????!!!!!?????

[protectresses]

thank you @platoapproved for tagging me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur soooo amazing and your gifsets literally blow my mind lmao!!!!!!!

three ships: oohhh like three favorites EVER???? that's sooo hard! probably... hideko/sook hee from the handmaiden, armand/daniel from tvc (but it's like choosing between children to pick a tvc ship lmao), kaz/inej from six of crows!

first ship: omfg let me cast my mind back... trying to think of anything i saw/read as a small child that stuck with me in that way. oh probably like milo/kida from atlantis! i loooved that movie and i was so invested in their relationship lol

last song: i think it was maneater by nelly furtado ?? i can't remember if i listened to something after that

last tv show: as in one i finished? it might have been the essex serpent! i liked it a lot!

currently reading: the crime writer by jill dawson! really loving it so far; i think she's doing an excellent job of exploring patricia highsmith's rather dark and unsavory personality!

currently watching: renegade nell! i loooove it. it's sooo good, and i love anything sally wainwright does. also, house of the dragon!

currently eating: nothing :((

currently craving: more images of my blorbos at sdcc 🫶

going to tag some of my mutuals who i would like to see do this, but no pressure!!!!! @alfaangel @karathraces @deromanus @hotcrossedfangs @bluebeardsfinalgirl @seidkonaz @capricornpropaganda @hardcandyfilmclub 😊

[grapecinnamon]

Now that I've finished The Cuphead Show S1C (which was freaking amazing and I really hope we get season 2a/4), I would like to list out the best and/or wildest moments (in my opinion)

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!

The Devil's Revenge

-"Its not like you lost MUGMAN."

-i love how for these past 3 months, we were all talking about how scared Mugman would be, but he's just treating hell like it's nothing

-Mugman was 100% sure Cuphead was not going to heaven

-ok but Cuphead and Mugman being so happy to see each other always puts a big smile on my face

-Cuphead going back to the soul ball game (which is so fucking genius and I lost it when I saw that)

Don't Answer The Door

-Baby Bottle 2: Electric Boogaloo

-"I've never seen fingertip bullets." "Oh ho it's happening somewhere! Believe you, me!"

-Milkpiss™

Cupstaged

-Sally Stageplay pretending to have rabies

-Rocky Horror Picture Show Devil

-Mugman briefly pretends to be Sandra Bullock

Roadkill

-Henchman getting put in a bubble along with the rest of the Devil's beloved things

-Kettle thinks Devil's a cat despite how fucking big he is

-I love how Devil starts to like being a cat

-also I couldn't help but squeal when I saw Kettle and the goat together at the end

Holiday Treedition

-omg the freaking stop motion shot of the house

-i was stimming like CRAZY every time they sang

-Brave Little Toaster lookin saw machine

A Very Devil Christmas

-also can anyone tell me why Cuphead's bad enough to go to hell but good enough to get on Santa's nice list?

-also aaaahhh! Devil in his conductor outfit!

-and nnnnngh! Henchman making the train for Devil

-and eeeeeee! the stop motion shots omfg!

-and finally AAAAHHHHH! THE SCENE WITH DEVIL AND CUPHEAD!

Special Delivery

-Mugman Drag Mugman Drag Mugman Drag

-also not Mugman saying Chalice has big feet when his are clearly huge compared to him

-Devil knows Ms. Chalice

Down and Out

-hands down the best episode

-King Dice sings again (god Wayne Brady's voice is so good)

-"Can we get another round of shots?"

-Devildice fans, come get ya juice!

Joyride

-Chalice just casually possesses Kettle

-and Mugman

-also omgomgomgomgomgomgomg Chalice going to hell

Dance with Danger

-Chalice literally dies on screen

-and she happens to die on the same day she met the cup bros

The Devil and Ms. Chalice

-Chalice getting a vision of her dead self

-omgomgomg the dance competition OMG IT WAS SO GOOD

-also KING DICE IS HERE FOR MORE THAN ONE EPISODE THIS SEASON

-Cuphead winning against the devil repeatedly in rock paper scissors

-finally, WE GOT TO SEE THE FUCKING CASINO!

~

Y'all I'm still in shock the last three episodes fucked me up in a good way omg I need more

[remarkablebookbean]

My objectively correct opinion on the casting of my school’s UrineTown

Poor: Bobby: Sophmore; Fabulous casting and he also is a super chill dude. 8/10

Old Man Strong: Freshman; freaking love this guy he is funny and give really good vibes (definitely doesn’t tease me for not knowing how to do a somersault) 10/10

Josephine Strong: Junior; gives good vibes and has cool hair 8/10

Little Sally: Sophmore; Friendly and super chill, she has an awesome singing voice and is carrying the tenors along with old man strong 9/10

Little Becky Two Shoes (double cast as Mrs Millenium): Junior; very cool bought me and some friends cake pops one time, excellent dancer 10/10

Hot Blades Harry: Junior; Cool person, she is like the only poor bass and is really good at playing scary characters (she was the dentist in Lsoh a few years back) really good at doing character voices 10/10

Billy Boy Bill: Idk what yr she is in; she’s chill, left me hanging for a high five one time 6/10

Rich:

Hope: Sophmore; She can ACT and SING. She is really fun and a convincing hope 10/10

Cladwell: Freshman; Literally love him. When he sings the we’re not sorry reprise I want to eat the notes 9/10

Lockstock: Senior :((((( He is the most theatre kid to ever theatre kid very goofy. HE IS THE BEST LOCKSTOCK OMFG!!!!! High key wish he wasn’t a senior so we could be in more shows together. 10/10

Barrel: Freshman; She’s probably a good actor she just hates being barrel and also hates the show and also you can tell that barrel being gay is at the forefront of her mind when she acts 3/10 (sorry girl you’re nice but I want your part and you just aren’t putting in effort) (it’s not personal)

Mr Mcqueen (double cast as Robbie): Senior; Nicest guy ever always smiling great actor 10/10

Senator Fipp: Senior; sweet girl she is a choir kid and her and I are carrying the alto section on our back 8/10

Ensamble: we are literally the coolest cause we get to sing all the songs so HA

[allylikethecat]

Sleepover weekend!

I'm so sorry you were crying at a horse show recently--that's truly the worst experience, so here's a horrible(?) competition experience. I got a new horse and I took her to a one day schooling eventing thing and everyone who knew this horse told me she was A Lot for cross country and I, like an idiot, figured I'd be completely fine, but by the time we got to jump five or six, I was so close to losing my shit or just completely freaking out and the jump judge thought I was having a panic attack or something and was about to call the paramedics out. We finished the course and my horse took good care of me, but we were truly one bad jump away from a disaster.

On another note, I'm curious about the horse characters in All the King's Horses--do they have real life inspirations?

Yay!! Sleepover Weekend! Sorry for only just now responding on Sunday lol

It's okay! I know I can be really dramatic and sensitive - especially when things have to do with Pop. I love him so much, and most of the time I need to ride better and not make sketchy inside turns BUT SOMETIMES my guy needs to pick his back feet up omfg

Okay first off, you are so incredibly brave for doing cross country in the first place omfg I do 99% of my riding in a nice safe arena with walls lol BUT I am happy that despite the tears and how not fun it was that y'all made it through the course in one piece and that disaster did not occur. I hope things also got better with the new horse!

Ahhh yesss the horse characters in All the King's Horses! Some of them are based on horses that I know or are a combination of multiple horses. Mars has an IRL counterpart and I am happy to report he was an extremely good boy showing this week! He is stupidly athletic but sometimes needs direct and some hand holding lol Sally is a mix of a few different horses I know, with a dash of my dream horse thrown in there, even if I am more of a gelding person myself. Fictional!Matty just really gives me "mare person" vibes, and therefore will continue to have mares. Don't worry, because I am extremely extra, Pop will be making an appearance soon (maybe this entire fic was created just as an excuse to put my horse in a fic who knows lol)

Thank you SO MUCH for sending me a Sleepover Weekend and thank you so much for reading All the King's Horses! I love how many secret or not so secret horse people are in this fandom! I hope your weekend went well and that you have a great week!

❤️Ally

[ninacarstairss]

Y’ALL CALM DOWN WITH THE NEWS I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN OVER THE REVERSE CHOT COVER AND NOW ALL THIS PJO CASTING ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE KILLING ME

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 317: My Boy Was Just Like Me

Previously on BnHA: AFO randomly blew up Lady Nagant as a good reminder of why you should never make a deal with this fucking guy, smdh. Hawks was all “well if it isn’t my two best friends, Deku and Lady Nagant, both of whom I respect and love tremendously.” Everyone was all “??” and Horikoshi was all “shh... just pretend” because it was too embarrassing for him to admit that he forgot to write a couple of set-up flashbacks I guess. Anyway so Hawks got Lady to tell them where AFO was hiding out, and everyone said goodbye to her and Overhaul, who never did get to see his boss (sorry buddy, I’ll send you a vial of my tears in the mail), and headed out to a house in the woods. AFO was all “hello Deku :) :) it sure is fun making you suffer :) :) :) anyways this is a trap”, and blew up the house. Yeah, we all here are getting reaaaaaaaal tired of your shit, AFO.

Today on BnHA: The Hawksquad and Edgeplatoon meet in a warehouse and are all “what should we do about the fact that everything sucks?” Mt. Lady is all “here’s a thought, what if we tried battling AFO with more than six people.” Hawks and Endeavor are all “great initiative, but just a friendly reminder that our friends also suck and would probably betray Deku which would suck further still.” Shouto is all “ANSWER THE PHONE DAD” and Endeavor is all “[IRONICALLY DOESN’T ANSWER THE PHONE].” Meanwhile over in Sadtown, capital of Sadland Prefecture, Japan, Deku is all “All Might, as you can clearly see I am completely fine and good, never been better in fact, definitely not caught up in the throes of an epic mental breakdown which is shutting me down emotionally, anyway so on that note I would like to leave you now goodbye!!” All Might is all “[can’t actually form any words because he’s too distraught].” Fandom is all “o(╥﹏╥)o.” Horikoshi is all “(*＾-’) 乃 [pew pew finger guns and barrel rolls into the darkness].”

sweet jesus lord

this literally doesn’t even look like Deku anymore?? this looks like Dark!Deku who shows up to fight you in that one room in the Water Temple. he looks like he’s about to crawl out of my television set and murder me with his psychic powers good lord

holy shit lmao Horikoshi is really just shrugging his shoulders and resolving last week’s cliffhanger with a single line of dialogue

fire is no one’s weakness. idk what other options you’ve got, AFO, but you’re gonna have to go back to the drawing board. maybe try bees or something. I’m just saying. we’re all expecting fire at this point but nobody is expecting bees

anyway so now they’re all sitting in some warehouse somewhere chatting about it I guess. shoutout to Horikoshi for finally giving my man Edgeshot some more dialogue at long last

well, Edgeshot, to answer your question, she exploded. so naturally she’s fine

nah just kidding, Hawks says she won’t be able to help them out much because she’s recovering from being exploded. this is the part where we all ignore the fact that Hawks got set on fire for like a full ten minutes back during the War arc and was only in the hospital for a day. anyways enjoy your temporary plot hiatus Nagant

man there’s a lot of dialogue here and I’m trying to figure out where to insert commentary but it’s kinda difficult lol. basically, Edge and the others are saying that they should gather up the other remaining heroes and get them all caught up on the whole OFA situation. which, hmmmm

like on the one hand, these guys definitely aren’t going to cut it on their own, so it’s a reasonable suggestion on the face of it. but on the other hand, do we really want to entrust the OFA secret to a bunch of other people, most of whom shat the bed during the War arc to be quite frank? is it really worth the additional risk? especially given that any one of them might go spilling the beans to the public -- or worse, betray them to AFO??

also just a quick side note here, Mt. Lady’s character development never ceases to delight me. she’s become so committed to her responsibility as a hero these days, and it fucking suits her. I genuinely consider to be one of the elites now. I mean it doesn’t hurt that all the other elites are fucking dead lol but still

wait what? Death Arms retired??

Death Arms as in the guy who was too afraid of a little fire to try and save a terrified 14-year-old kid who was slowly suffocating right before his eyes?? that Death Arms???? color me surprised. shocked, I tell you

...okay but holy fuck

Death Arms. bro. my expectations for you were low but holy shit. like I’m sorry, but I don’t even have it in me to try and pretend like I feel the slightest bit of sympathy for him or Old Man Samurai or any of those other guys today. thanks for a whole lot of nothing my dude. good riddance

(ETA: so I’m rereading this the next day and realize this comes off as kind of harsh, so let me just try to clarify. it’s not the fact that he’s quitting that bothers me, to be honest. it’s the fact that he’s quitting specifically because he feels like the public is being mean to him. that’s it.

seriously. it would be one thing if he was quitting because he was scared, because now that is human. nobody wants to die, and I doubt any amount of training can ever fully prepare someone to go up against that fear. but the thing is, he never once mentions that, or talks about the danger aspect. instead, I got the distinct vibe from this speech that Death Arms is one of those people who only became a hero because of the limelight. and I just don’t have any patience for that. if all you care about are likes and subscribes then go become a fucking youtuber or some shit. nothing wrong with that! but you didn’t; you signed up to be a hero and protect these people. they gave you their respect and admiration because they trusted you to protect them. and now that they’re no longer in the mood to worship and applaud your every move on account of them being scared shitless because they’re living in the literal end times, you decide to dip. so like okay, fine then. don’t let the door hit you on the way out. anyways lol sorry for the rant.)

anyway so yeah. perfect example of why I don’t exactly have a ton of faith in most of the remaining heroes out there lol. also let me just once again give a shoutout to my best girl Mt. Lady whom I suddenly find myself appreciating all the more

“please calm down makeste. drink some water and enjoy this fresh new jeans pun” listen Horikoshi don’t tell me what to do dammit

fine. it is a nice pun, I guess

-- damn so now Endeavor’s saying that the media is already being fed info by the retired heroes. so for some of these guys it wasn’t enough for them to abandon all the people they swore to protect and to leave their fellow heroes out in the cold; they decided they might as well actively make things worse for them while they were at it, huh. like I get wanting to spill all the dirty secrets from your old job that you just quit, but this isn’t Jeff Bezos you’re screwing over, this is a sixteen-year-old kid

-- like, yes!! this, right here!!

exactly!! let’s not forget that there are already two prior instances of this happening. Endeavor arguably deserved it, but Katsuki not so much

huh. Endeavor seems to have a more optimistic outlook regarding this than I do lol

I mean, this is the same public that didn’t hesitant to blame a kidnapped child for his own kidnapping, and then later on for being the downfall of the Symbol of Peace. but okay then

anyway so blah blah blah, more talk about how they need to use Deku as bait, which basically puts them back at square one, and then they’re all just trailing off into silence and sitting around in the dark lmao this is getting very depressing

SKDJFLSDKJ:LFKJ

SHOUTO?????

NOOOOOOOO ARE YOU KIDDING ME

OH HOW THE TURNTABLES OMG. THE GHOSTER HAS BECOME THE GHOSTEE. Endeavor you petty son of a bitch. and what a brutal cut to that flashback too. “let’s stop Touya together” nah Shouto I’ve got a better idea why don’t I abandon you in U.A. and sally off with Hawks and Jeanist to found the “let’s pretend like we’re doing something to help Deku” club, which basically consists of us sitting around making terrible decisions all day long

Shouto, honey. you deserve better my little Coca Cola can. .........but if you really do have something important you need to tell your dad you could just text it to him. all the love and support, hugs and kisses, you’re doing amazing sweetie. but if you need to pass on any vital information you can just write it down and hit send honey that’s all I’m saying love

now he’s getting another call?? -- or, no, Hawks is getting a call from All Might

ARE YOU FOR REAL HAWKS OMFG

so while you all were sitting around talking about how useless you are, the kid you’re supposed to be protecting was battling another hired gun. I see. please pardon me for one second, I have a phone call to make. the phone call is to RockLockRock and Manual. the reason for the call is to apologize for calling them the worst bodyguards ever back during the War arc. the reason for the apology is because it turns out I WAS SEVERELY MISTAKEN OMFG

JESUS CHRIST DEKU DID YOU JUST KILL THIS MAN LMAO

shoutout to Horikoshi for offscreening this fight. we get it, lol. Deku strong and scary, villains ineffectual and feeble, and AFO... [checks notes] yep, still a dick. the angst arc continues

-- the angst arc continues, SIR

jesus christ I may have to rethink all of my opinions about Deku being framed for murder in movie 3 lmao. never mind. he did it, your honor

holy fucking shit Deku. “he might blow up, so please be careful” fdlskjflk jlskdjflk lwkejflk anyway so I’ve decided the explosion running gag can stay, actually

DEKU WAIT YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH!!

lol why do I get the feeling some serious shit is about to go down. ALL MIGHT NEVER MIND BACK OFF I THINK HE NEEDS HIS SPACE

OH MY FUCK I GASPED OUT LOUD

NO NO NO. I KNEW THIS WAS COMING GODDAMMIT BUT NO. NEVER MIND, I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT IT, I’M NOT READY TO CRY TODAY

shit. shit shit shit shit and OF COURSE all I can fucking think about is that stupid fucking prophecy and gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Deku please. please please please if you really are going to leave All Might here, please be so very careful in choosing your farewell words to him now because have this sudden horrible fear that this might be the last time you ever see him alive and oh god. oh god oh god

DEKU NO, YOU’RE REALLY NOT!?!?

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LESS FINE IN MY LIFE, ACTUALLY????

holy shit. and the fucking callback to the prophecy now. just in case we forgot. WHICH FYI, WE DIDN’T. but that’s basically confirming that this is all still very much on the table and HORIKOSHI NEVER FORGETS oh my god someone please hold me

and the fact that Deku’s flashing back to it now too, though?? because he never forgot either, because of course he didn’t, and now all this stuff is happening, and AFO’s words are getting to him, and this is literally his worst fear come to life and so of course he’s distancing himself from everyone, and now it’s finally come to even this. even the person he admires most

-- OKAY NO, FUCKING COME ON ALREADY I CAN’T TAKE THIS

I GET IT OH MY GOD, I ALREADY UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF THIS MOMENT WITHOUT ALL OF THE DEVASTATING FLASHBACKS THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!! YOU ACTUALLY DO WANT ME TO CRY, HUH, IS THAT IT. THIS MAN THAT HE THINKS OF AS A FATHER, THIS MAN WHO HAS BEEN EVERYTHING TO HIM SINCE HE WAS A VERY YOUNG CHILD. EVERYTHING THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH, JUXTAPOSED AGAINST EVERYTHING DEKU IS UP AGAINST, EVERYTHING THAT’S AT RISK. LET’S JUST PUT IT ALL SIDE BY SIDE. LET’S JUST PILE ON ALL OF THE FEELS

(ETA: just a quick note that even though some of the posts I’ve read have described these as All Might’s flashbacks, I’m pretty sure they are Deku’s. most of these are scenes that only he was there for, so yeah. even though All Might is the one thinking the thoughts on the next page, the flashbacks are what’s running through Deku’s mind right now, and so we’re getting that emotion from both of them, which makes it extra devastating lol.)

wait, what???

WHAT??? do you really think that’s why he’s been so determined to protect you this entire time?? simply because you’re his successor?

-- oh no wait lol I think I got that mixed up, this is All Might saying that Deku feels the need to protect him. well that makes more sense lol

oh my god I cannot

his last words. his last words to him. and we can’t even see if he is smiling, like All Might always encouraged him to do. but what are the odds he can’t actually bring himself to do it. what are the odds he’s actually crying. oh god this scene is going to rip my heart out and STOMP on it in the anime isn’t it. Deku’s VA is going to full on murder me with emotion. not that there’ll be much of me left to murder after the thorough job that Horikoshi has already done here

YOU’RE CRYING. DEKU IS LEAVING ALL MIGHT AND IGNORING HIS OUTSTRETCHED HAND AND YOU’RE CRYING. AND BY “YOU” I MEAN “ME”, FUCK

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope no words just feels just a big ol’ pile of feels. I do not have the strength. future me... [broadly gestures] good luck with all that

(ETA: LOL, WELL THEN.

what breaks my heart here is All Might. All Might, and everything he’s been through, and history repeating itself, and forcing him to live this moment from both sides because he wasn’t strong enough to fix things.

Toshinori had only just turned eighteen when Nana died. like, I feel like we don’t mention this enough. the All Might we know is a sixty-something-year-old man, and so everyone always talks about him like he’s basically been an adult forever. but he was a child when he met Nana. and he was still just a child when she died. barely a year older than Deku is now. younger than Mirio was when we first met him.

and we don’t talk about that. we don’t talk about how devastating that was for him. and we don’t talk about how the reason he grew up to become so reserved and withdrawn -- for all that he always tried so hard to outwardly project the image of a bold, confident, smiling hero -- was specifically because of what AFO did to him. because AFO targeted him in the exact way that he is now targeting Deku. because that’s what he does. he goes after every new user of OFA, and he finds out what’s most important to them, and then he destroys it. and for Toshinori, that was Nana. if you’ve read All Might Rising, you know that AFO basically killed her in front of him (and only killed her, while letting Toshinori and Gran get away). Toshinori (while crying) later says she was like a mother to him. and interestingly enough, during this same conversation, Gran tells Toshinori that he can see “that madness in [his] eyes” when Toshi talks about becoming strong enough to defeat AFO. madness in his eyes. sound familiar??

what’s happening to Deku now is the exact same thing that happened to Toshinori when he was a boy. AFO tried every bit as hard to break him as he’s trying with Deku now. “the path you’ve chosen is a thorny one. every battle grinds away at your soul with no end in sight.” we don’t talk about how Toshinori experienced this same thing for forty fucking years. and all the while isolating himself, exactly like Deku is doing now. pushing people away, exactly like Deku. because he never had anyone who was able to reach out and pull him back. and those words that he now finds himself frozen and unable to speak -- “don’t push yourself”; “you can rest” -- are the same words that no one ever said to him until decades later, when it was already far too late to make any difference.

everything that Deku is experiencing now is what Toshinori also went through. and it’s only now, as he watches it happen to his student, the boy he loves like a son, that he’s finally starting to realize the full extent of how wrong it was. you shouldn’t have to fight alone. you shouldn’t have to bear that kind of enormous burden alone. you shouldn’t have to push yourself, and you can rest. you can rest.

but it’s too late. just as he’s finally coming to understand it all, it’s all too fucking late. and he can’t say the words, he doesn’t know how to say the words, and then just like that, Deku is gone.

and he’s alone. again.)

I can’t. this can’t be their goodbye. I’m not ready. for this to be how they finally part, and then they never see each other again except in OFA. how is that fair. how is that fair. how is that fair

fuck me. lol. how many pages are left in this thing. let’s just wrap this up lol. so now of all the times for this fucking guy to finally show up

I can’t believe Stain has been here literally this entire time hiding behind this random wall and cutting onions. that was you who was cutting the onions, right. no need to answer that we’ll just say it was

HORIKOSHI JUST END THE CHAPTER PLEASE I’M OUT OF SPOONS. YOU HURT ME SO GOOD AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT BUT YOU NEED TO LET ME GO NOW SO I CAN BEGIN THE PROCESS OF TRYING TO PUT MY LIFE BACK IN ORDER HERE. SO WHERE ARE WE CUTTING TO NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

Stain did you also let AFO give you a new quirk. what’s with you guys. do you like blowing up

oh nvm lol because they were talking about THIS GUY ohhhhhh my fucking god

THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S SAD, LINDA!! jesus

omfg. and so yes, good, the chapter is ending here now on page 15. for once I am FULLY on board with that lmao

anyway so tune in next week for more adventures of Werewolf Deku!! that is, assuming we don’t finally cut back to U.A. at long last, which is actually a strong possibility considering that this chapter will likely mark the end of volume 31. it sure wouldn’t kill Horikoshi to start giving us some hope after everything he’s just put us through lol. KACCHAN COME GET YA BOY

[freaky-writer-writes]

Sally face headcanon // Sal and Larry x Reader

Character(s): Sal, Larry

Pronouns: They/them (gender neutral)

Warnings: None

A/N: IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO WRITE THIS AHJSHSB—

Sally face in 2021 😭✋ I’m so fucking late pLEASE JS

Summary: How it would be like dating the gang (individually) :D!!

Sal Fisher

• I feel like he would be touch starved 24/7

• Like he would come up to his S/O randomly and just force them to cuddle pLZ

• He’s a good cuddler though

• Even though he only cuddled with Gizmo

• They cuddle while they play video games too

• They LOVE video games Istg

• They’re favorites would probably the classic Wii games

• They just love vibing to the music because of the mEMES /hj

• Anyway

• He tries his best to be the best boyfriend and is sometimes very insecure if he’s treating them right and if nothing bad has happened

• So you have to be careful with him

• He’s very open to you and he doesn’t really like lying to you

• It just makes him sick in his stomach

• He loves giving his S/O kisses everywhere if they’re comfortable with it

• Although he’s rather shy in public

• He doesn’t really show much affection as he does when they’re at home because he’s very awkward and again, shy

• He only holds your hand because he’s scared if he’ll loose you

• He will also teach you to play the guitar which is very cute :D!!

• He gets very flustered whenever you flirt or compliment him

• He goes VERY red and stutters a lot

• You can tell when his ears goes red

• You guys don’t usually fight, but when you do, he will probably be the one to apologize first and gets very sad after the argument

• Anyway this bby is such a sweetheart as you can tell

Larry Johnson

• BRO THIS MOTHER FUCKER ISTG

• He’s overly flirty omfg

• Chile never knows when to stop

• He’ll always find a way to get your attention

• I kinda headcanon that he’s very bad at flirting BUT ANYWAYJSJSD

• Unless he really feels up to it and you haven’t really paid much attention to him

• If Y/N feel confident enough, they both will probably have a flirting competition

• Just to see who gets flustered the most iykyk

• Actually they’re both bad at flirting /j

• Besides that, I can see that his S/O would be the exact opposite of him

• Like instead of metal, they’re soft and cute

• He just likes cute people too yk? He also likes trying out someone who isn’t exactly like him because it would be boring

• Anyway I feel like they would be a power couple ngl

• Like Sal’s relationship would be so pog and cute but THIS

• THIS COUPLE IS SUPERIOR

• Ngl I get best friends couple vibes but when you’re alone, things get actually very nice and cool

• He actually adores cuddling with his S/O and play with their hair

• He likes the touch of your hair and everything about you

• He’s really open about you and basically kisses you all over their collarbone and neck if you’re up to that

• He’s actually a nice guy overall even though it doesn’t seem like it

• Mans overprotective though

• He will sus over everyone who dares to touch you or even talk to you

• Even your family members

• And he gets jealous easily

• I feel like he’s an overthinker and they will always have to explain to him if he gets the wrong idea

• Therefore he WILL make sure that everyone knows they belong to him and no one else

• Y’all would vibe to different kind of music (mainly metal ‘cause yes) during the nights while cuddling and head banging

• He’s so soft when he’s with you and it’s so cute

• Just like Sal, he gets touch starved and just wanna kiss you all over you and cuddle if you’re comfortable with it

• He wants you to know that you can trust him

• Unlike Sal though, he’s more open about your relationship

• It’s kinda a flex for him that he got a S/O like you

• Anyways Idk what else to write lmao

[some-random-writer]

Small appearance Headcanons for the pasta’s!

Slender~His has quite a few different ties! Some are plain colors and some have patterns on them. Sally gave him a flamingo tie once, and he actually wears it

Jeff~He’s actually quite the fan of colorful clothes. He doesn’t often wear them cuz he has a reputation to keep, but he’s got a good amount of pink in his closet

BEN~Beanie. I stand by it.

Eyeless Jack~He’s normally scene in a t-shirt that shows off muscles, he gets hot in his hoodie

Homicidal Liu~He wears makeup over his scars, he get insecure ;-;

Masky~Kinda like demon baby, he doesn’t often wear long sleeves

Hoodie~He’s got this mask, it’s his normally thing but instead of a frown it’s a smile. he doesn’t ever wear it, he just has it

Toby~Okay, hear me out...he always has his hair rly messy and it’s so cute omfg...

Jane~Dresses. All the time. It’s amazing

Clockwork~Curly short hair??? Please???

Omg guys I’m so sorry! I always say I’m going to post and then I get super busy. But hey, I’m going to post a good bit tonight cuz I have time and I’m feeling mental good right now! Also guys! Holy shit, there’s so much support thank you all so much! I never thought I’d make it this far! Love you all so much💖

[darkdevasofdestruction]

lmao retail workers always have aces up their sleeves! Anyways, I'm in a sally face mood today and it's been a while since last time I requested something! Can I request some fluffy romantic head-canons for Sally? 💙 ilovehimsomuch I need some cliché high school crush stuff, how would he get his clueless S/O's attention, how does he confess? Kill me with fluff! *swoons*

GJAUIWKUFYVHCHEJBFILAUSOV*PUIG FHAWUIFG F:IAWOFIGAWIUA

YOU LIKE

SALLY FAC E!?#!?!

OF:AH:AWIFHOAWUFHOAWU:FHAW

I SCREECHED OUT LOUD AND I TEARED UP

OAUGIAAWI’M  BREATHING HEAVIER THAN THE HEAVY BREATHING CAT MEME

YES YES YEFS YE SYE SYES YES I WILL WRITE ANYTHING FOR SALLY MY GOD, I CAN’T STOP MY EXCTITEMENT, BLESSSSSSS, IDK IF I CAN WRITE PROPERLY, I”M SORRY BUT OMFG I”m SO ENTHUSIASTIC ATM ;AWIHFAWOF:HAWO

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HE IS SO SWEET AND BEAUTIFUL

And yes, now I can write properly, got a 15 minute walk with my puppy and now I’m calmer.All good x

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Poor Poor Sal, if it wasn’t for Larry and his other friends that he met, his Highschool experience would have been a living nightmare...Not that most of his life wasn’t already pretty tragic as it was.

Thankfully, he wasn’t a dumb person, contrary to what his bullies thought, but he wasn’t a genius either, so there were a few times where he might have needed some academic help, and you were there to help, which is how you became friends.

He was absolutely shocked that you treated him so kindly, as if there wasn’t nothing wrong with him - Or rather said, as if he was just a normal kid with no mask, no weird long blue hair with 2 pigtails and a girly nickname or a pretty short stature.

Sal was even more surprised when you suggested going to a nice and more private cafe to study, claiming it would be a much better atmosphere for studying and relaxing, which would eliminate any shyness and nervousness either of you would have, and honestly, he was incredibly grateful for your intuition and kindness with everything.

Your voice was so warm and kind, you were so patient, helping him out with every little thing that for you might seem easy, but he was struggling with...

Your smile was dazzling, looking like literal sunshine, your hair was draping and framing your face like you were a renaissance painting made by da Vinci, and your vibe was so soothing that he felt as safe as if you, a guardian angel, was wrapping her pristine wings around him.

His heart was beating so fast, and at first he didn’t understand why - Or rather said, he didn’t want to admit that he actually fell for someone.

I mean...He’s Sally Face...Who’d ever like someone as weird and disfigured as him...?

That day, when you were done studying, he walked you home, and you smiled so sweetly at him when you waved him goodbye, that he felt his knees weaken.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, Sal.”

It wasn’t a goodbye, it was a see you later - You actually were okay with seeing him again.

Larry is the first person who hears about everything and you bet he’s super happy about the whole idea, and he’s going to play match-maker no matter what.

His bro’s happiness is the most important thing in his life, after all, and if you showed him so much kindness and were so passive about his looks and everything, then that can only mean you have the potential to be such a great match for the blue haired soft baby.

From then on, Larry is going to make sure you are one of the group and you hang out with them more often, and as often as possible, would get everyone away from there, leaving only the two of you alone.

Sal would try to use some gaming flirt lines or pick up lines, but you’d merely laugh at how funny, cute and imaginative they were, not picking up the hint.

He would give you little gifts, with some occasions even flowers, but you’d only play it as him being a sweetheart with his friends.

He would even write songs for you and will give them to you, but you only thought he was trying to write love songs to express himself.

Everything he tried to do, all the little, subtle...Not so subtle hints that he tried to give you, when he tried to test out the waters...They only made you think he was a nice friend.

He couldn’t realise how you could be so clueless to his affections towards you, and it was driving him crazy.

Not only him, but Larry as well, would groan and hit his head on the desk, annoyed at how blind you could be and how you were forcing Sal to outright confess his love for you, so after a long enough time, when the blue haired boy finally managed to muster the courage, Larry started helping him create a love confession.

He would hype up Sally a lot and help him rehears how to ask you out, what to wear, what to say, what to gift you and so on...

But honestly now, when do plans E V E R work the way they are supposed to?!

He’s a mess, he’s stuttering and blushing like crazy (not that you can see it), he somehow managed to grip so hard on the flowers out of anxiousness that he destroyed them and he basically had to run away so he wouldn’t make an even bigger idiot out of him and make you hate him.

You tried to access his walkie talkie a lot, but he kept it shut out of embarrassment, so Larry was the next best option, and he mentioned a place where Sal would go sometimes when he needs to feel better, so following the directions, you saw Sal playing his guitar while staring up at the cloud, his voice expressing the beautiful sorrow that he felt in his heart.

You listened attentively to the sad lyrics and you realised that he himself wrote the lyrics, and you approached him as soon as he was done with the song.

“That was beautiful, Sal. I never knew you had such an angelic voice. And your guitar skills are really something...Will you teach me one day?” you walked next to him, unintentionally scaring him out of his wits.

That only made him let out a small shriek, jolting in place and hitting his head on a tree branch, and in result, making his mask fly away.

He didn’t realise it at first, especially because you didn’t sketch any kind of reaction when you went to fetch him back the mask, and he only realised it when you kneeled next to him, offering to help him put it back.

Poor Sally freaked out big time, covering his face, saying how you shouldn’t look at someone like him, that you’re too perfect to stay around him, and you could feel his voice wavering, breaking, his eyes glistering with tears.

It took every ounce of power you had to put away his hands and kiss him as gently as possible, only to leave him speechless, powerless, unable to hold the tears from streaming his pale cheeks.

Once you reassure him that he is in no way ugly, and that he shouldn’t ever downgrade his worth the way he did, the only thing he can say is a short and genuine love confession, so soft and genuine that it made your heart skip a bit, seeing the love and innocence in his beautiful eyes.

From then on, you, Sal and Larry would be the terrific trio, but this is a request specifically about Sally, so here goes that.

He’s still going to feel insecure, since you could do SO much better, he says, but you wouldn’t hear any of that shit.

He would let you play with his hair, styling it in any way you want, and hell, if you want to, he could style your hair in any way you want, and yes, that means braiding too.

Sally would absolutely MELT if you’d want to match clothes or hairstyles with him, oh god, how cute would that be?!

He honestly looks at you like a Goddess or something since you’re always so sweet with him, even during the times when you’re sad about something, which is when he knows he must step in and make sure you’re okay, trying his best to at least make you smile, if you can’t feel a genuine laugh.

Sal loves to gift you plushies for some reason and when he sees you cuddling with it on a night when you have a sleep over...You killed this boy.

Overall, he’s...Like...The sweetest person in the world? Would care about you, your heart and your well-being literally above anything else?

Would be okay with hugs and cuddles and kisses of any kind at ANY time you want, no matter the place or occasion.

If you’re in public, he would blush a bit, but as long as it made you happy, it didn’t really matter.

And, I mean, it kinda made him be filled with a certain sense of pride and confidence whenever you’d so freely flaunt your relationship in public because -

YOU WEREN’T ASHAMED OF BEING WITH HIM!!!

And

HE WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE AN ANGEL AS HIS LOVER!!!

So basically

He got the Jackpot.

[cherryobx]

ok so here’s my lil headcanon:

so rafe’s had a hard day, a huge fight with his dad and he called you to pick him up. he gets in with tear stained cheeks and doesn’t say much or lead on that he’s hurting but it doesn’t take a fool to notice. so you take him to get some ice cream and at the place you put on your acting skills and put on a show. first it’s tearing up from how good the ice cream is after the girl behind the counter lets you sample some flavors. then ordering pint of ice cream to-go of some unpopular flavor like pistachio and saying “it’s better with peanut butter but i put that on at home.” the lady stares blankly before you clarify. “it’s for my pet gerbils. elephant and armadillo.” (gerbils r lactose intolerant btw so yeah) “maybe i’ll bring them in next time so they can sample too. have a good night!” the lady and other employees are looking at you like you’re crazy for acting that way but it gets a laugh out of rafe because he knows what you’re doing.

and then when you’re back in the car he shakes his head, chuckling to himself. “you’re crazy. that girl probably won’t let you back in her shop ever again.”

“and? i don’t care what sally from the ice cream shop thinks about me. you’re smiling and laughing aren’t you? so that’s worth it to me.”

“oh yeah? embarrassing yourself in public was worth it?”

“of course it is. it cheered you up and for you, rafe, i’d do anything.” and in my head that makes him tear up all over again. the end.

ITS KIND OF STUPID NOW THAT I READ IT BACK BUT I GOT ICE CREAM TONIGHT AND IT MADE ME THINK OF THAT. SO RANDOM I KNOW LOL but thank you for writing such a beautiful story for me to think about forever <33

STOP OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE THAT!!!!

sally from the ice cream shop😭😭

but frl i'm so happy that something that i created sparked something in you and made you think of that masterpiece. thank you for sharing! and thank you for liking what i write!!

[hellfirenacht]

Sally Face Chapter 5 Redux

Wrote this for the Sally Face Discord Secret Santa. Please enjoy!

Chapter 1

Hi, my name is Sally Face Aqua Sanity Fisher and I have a prostetic face (that’s how I got my name) and I wear my hair in 2 blue pigtails that goes to my neck and a lot of people tell me I look scary :(  I’m not related to anyone in Sanity’s Fall but I wish I wuz becuz thats my favorite band of all time. ((A/n: if u don’t know who dat is den get the hell out!!1)) I’m am innmate and I wear mostly orange even though it clashes with my hair. Today I was excited and nervous because 2day they were gonna exicute me. I’m a murderer (n case u couldn’t tell) and i was sentenced to death becuz I killed everyone in my old apartment building. The prison guards stared at me as I sat in the electrik chair. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Heeey Sal”  shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Ashley Campbell!!

“What’s up Ash?” I asked. 

“Nothing.” she replied shyly. 

But then the Cult killed me and I had to go away.

Chapter 2

The next day I woke up above my grave and Ashley was there with some weird triangles. I was kinda annoyed that I was just a bunch of bones and my prosttettetic was laying on the ground. 

My friend Ashley looked up n grinned at me. She was wearing a purple tshirt and black leather jacket and combat boots. It waz very smexy. 

“OMFG ur back!”  she said excitedly. 

“Lol ye” I replied sexily. 

“Did u here? Todd is totally the red eye demon!!1!” she said with a gasp. 

“No way” 

“Way.”

“ANd the cult is like, gonna do a ritual to summon it!” Ashley gaspsed again. “I was gonna go stop it.”

“Oh My. Fcking. God!” I screamed. I loved fucking with the cult. I hate cults they’re such posers. 

“Well... do  you want to go with me?” she asked. 

I gaspsed.

Chapter 3

We met up with Neil and Maple who were having coffee. I hate coffee but I let my friends drink it anyway. 

“Oh my god!” yelled Maple. “Sal you’re a ghosts!”

“Lol ye” I repleid. “Sorry about Chug and Soda.” 

“Lol we Gucci” she replied understatedly. 

“I wanna go save my boyfriend!” Neil said suddenly angrily and throwing his mug against the wall it shattered. We all cheered.

Suddenly............ everrythign went dark!

Chapter 4

Jim sat at his turnrtables blasting Sanitys Fall at me as I stared at him. Jim was Larry’s dad and also an alien. I don’t get what that has to do with anything but I guess that the cult dndt like him so he was banished to the dead wurld. 

“Duuuuuuude you like, gotta get ur shit together if you wanna beat the cult.” he said in a stoner voice. (He was a stoner and smoked all the time- but he was super lame cause he would’t give me any dank space weed) 

“I fucking kno that!” i yelled back. “I need to stop these stupid cultitst from destroying the entire fucking world!!” 

“Yeaaah man like, if you wanna beat the cultists u gotta get with ur friends.” he nodded wisely. 

I am with my friends!” I shoooted back. 

“Nah man, you gotta make peace with everyone u killed.”

And then suddenly I was back in the apartments!!!!

Chapter 5

“Sorry I killed u Chug and Soda” I said. Soda threw a block at me.

“BAD UNCWLE SAWWY” she said and put me in timeout.

“Did you bring me a snack?” asked Chug. I gave him a half eaten candy bar that was in my pocket when I got electricuted. 

“Okay we’re good.” he said. Then I went to a bunch of other people’s rooms and apologized.

Henry and Lisa patted me on the head and gave me some ghost lasagna which I put in my pocket for l8r. Lisa told me to tell Larry to go clean his room. 

I tried to tell her that Larry was still gone when suddenly this weird looking gnome wizard broke down the door..... And was blasting Santiy’s Fall!! 

It was...

...

..

...

LARRY!!!

“Larry nani the fuck u look like some sort of Gnome Wizard!” I yelled. 

“Haha jk I look the same!” he tossed his cloak away...... he looked the same!!

“You look the samee!” I said

“You look the same!” said Lisa

“You look the same!” said Henry (who was my dad when I wasn’t dead)

“We gotta go now.” said Larry and then we both went away. 

Chapter 6

When I woke up we were... in the cult temple! Everyone was staring at us with a “wtf r U doing here” look. Me and Larry and Ash and Neil and Maple put our middle fingers up at them.

Then Todd spoke up!

“Thoust art but children” he said in a deep voice. “How couldst thou beat me?” 

“TODD PLZ I LOVE YOU1!” yelled Neil, throwing his cup of coffee at a cultist again. 

Then me and my friendz all beat the shit out of the cultists and punched the cult leader in the nose.

“How the FUCK are we gonna get Todd down?!” yelled Maple!

“I CAN HELP!” Yelled a voice back.... It was..................................................................................................................... TRAVIS PHELPS!!!!

“But ur a Cultists!” Accused Neil. 

“I may be a cultists....” he sayd mysteriously. “But I’m also gay!!” he yelled and Maple jumped up and ran at him. Travis grabbed Maple and yeeted her into the air twoards Todd!!

Maple untied the ropes and dropped Todd into Neils arms.

“What if... we kissed... in this temple...” said Neil. “And you were kinda possessed by a demon... and all our friends were watching?”

The Todd Eyed Demon protested “what the hell dude!” he yelled “thou canst not kiss me! That’s just wrong!”

But Neil (having gotten express consent before hand from Todd) ignored the Demon and smooched him!!!

“Oh my god!” Yelled Ashley

“Bruh” said Larry

“Nice” said Travis

“It’s not working! :( “ said Neil. 

“We have to ALL SHOW OUR LUV!!” I suddenly gasped and we all went into a big group hug and sang a Sanity’s Fall song at Todd but backwards and it exorcised the demon for real!!!

We all celebrated by helping Ashley blow up the temple and then....

Me and Larry were alive!!! 

Suddenly we heard Jim’s voice “Duuuude u like, totally got the true ending!” he said. “YOu made peace with everyone and like, totally defeated the demon with the power of the found family and self forgiveness and shit. The people you killed gave you the power to be alive now. Proud of you all, man!”

“Thanks Jim” we all said. 

“Your face is still fucked up tho.” he said sadly

“It’s okay,” I said removing the blindfold that had been on my face the whole time from when I was executed. “I don’t need a mask anymore. I have my friends and my life back and I love them all!”

And then we all went to a Sanitys Fall concert and lived happy forever. 

THE END

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The Lightning Thief Musical reaction post (you all knew this was coming lbr)

SO FUCKING GOOD

I have joked previously that the show ‘wasn’t in any danger of a tony nom’ and I would like to officially rescind that comment and apologize. get this show to broadway now it Deserves to be there

the quick changes, both on the human characters and the monsters, were just....outrageous okay I’m not used to that sfdjsjd. they were VERY slick with the whole riptide sword/pen deal, and the set changes happened very quick and naturally and didn’t take away from the scenes.

the lighting designer honestly went the fuck off I thought I was at a fucking concert at points. there WAS a lot of flashing lights at points, which I wasn’t expecting and wished I got a heads up for, but also dying at a percy jackson musical would have been EXTREMELY on brand for me so maybe they were just keeping that in mind

the mics and sound could’ve been a little better- there was a few instances of the singing getting drowned out by the music (I lost Grover during ‘Tree On The Hill’ and Percy in both his dream sequences, my friend had absolutely no idea what was going on for the entirety of ‘D.O.A.’) and there were a few times where actors started talking before their mics were switched on but. It wasn’t anything too terrible and didn’t take away from anything so that’s good!

listen- I’ll openly admit that I’m just not usually crazy about dancing in musicals, like. sure big dance numbers can be fun but I don’t *need* them to enjoy a show, you know? a lot of the choreo in this show was really good but there were some parts where I was just like ‘why are you doing that’, notably ‘Campfire Song’, I’m sorry, what was going on there 

WHY WAS POSIEDON’S VOICE LIKE THAT

Mrs. Dodds letting out that screech of ‘KROOOONOOOOOS’ with the ominous music and green lighting took me OUT 

I’ve listened to the soundtrack a million times and I don’t even LIKE the song ‘My Grand Plan’, I think it’s the weakest one in the show, but Kristin Stokes gave such an outstanding and powerful performance of it that I was brought to tears, what the actual fuck, go see that girl live before you die

I’ll admit I didn’t know how Chris McCarrell was gonna pull off the ‘preteen boy’ part of it but tbh??? he really had it down, the only time it ever felt over the top was in ‘Strong’ but I think that’s just because his lines in that are a bit awkward lol 

he was SO GOOD as the lead though, he really gave a great performance and I just. love Percy lmao so it was great to see 

the guy who played like...Chiron, Medusa, Hades, Poseidon, an Ares’ girl a farmer and probably someome else I’m missing....hi what the fuck? character actor of our generation? If I didn’t know it was a 7 person cast I literally would have thought they were all different people wtf he was awesome

Poseidon and Sally flirting in front of Percy dear God

“that’s your dad” I screamed

I was well aware of the thunderstorm sound effects and yet they caught me off guard every. single. time.

tragically I was not hit in the face with toilet paper, but that confetti canon nearly took me out....I’m literally still finding pieces help

listen. I’m still seeing people talk about how much they love George Salazar and that’s fine but uh!!! he’s not in the show anymore!!! please give Jorrel Javier some love and appreciation he’s fantastic!!!!

although that being said- as much as musical Grover is better than movie Grover, I still....wait....hold out hope....that one day....I’ll see Grover portrayed that’s accurate to how he is in the books....my heart won’t let me give up on that dream

tbh I always go back and forth on how I feel about Luke but after seeing him in this show. I’d join him. and also like....give him a blanket and some hot chocolate lol

okay since Hades wasn’t on the soundtrack I wasn’t sure how they’d play him but uh. Let me say. Of all things I was REALLY not expecting a Southern Gay In A Sequined Blazer sdhkfjkgjdfh

deadass the voice the guy was doing sounded exactly like Beverly Leslie from Will and Grace I couldn’t catch my breath 

WASN’T EXPECTING THE VIENNA BOYS CHIOR TO BE TWO HAND PUPPETS BUT IT’S WHAT I NEEDED 

okay so going in I like. knew it would be really hard for them to stage Sally’s kidnapping the way it happened in the books, like she explodes into light and shit, I knew they were gonna change it

I wasn’t expecting them to just STRAIGHT UP MURDER HER ON STAGE THOUGH HELLO

it lowkey shocked me but also. also. the minotaur killed her in like....the exact same way Kingpin killed Chris Pine’s spiderman in Into the Spiderverse and that was just....funny to me somehow dsjkslksd I had a lot of conflicting feelings going on okay

The Minotaur and the Oracle were like....legitimately kinda creepy omfg

“BEAN. DI-HAP.”

“sexist, much? “no, I love girls!!! I mean- I think- they’re really nice?- I mean-” 

amazing

also “YOU’RE MY DREAM GIRL” truly iconic 

honestly I could spend hours going on about this show but no one wants that lol-

just. it was visually stunning, the amount of talent in it was overwhelming, it was fun as hell and had a very strong heart. perfect musical, even if you aren’t familiar with the series. if you have a chance to check it out I 100% recommend and honestly I really hope we manage to be-more-chill them and get this show a broadway run, it really deserves it

my theater was completely sold out at 2 in the afternoon and it’s what she deserves. the energy was amazing. I’m just so happy this production exists omfg