#shitty bong lmao

[modernmutiny]

Sometimes I make very........questionable decisions

[existentialarachnid]

Sketchbook dump

Nervous biter Billy ftw

Gave him a bong cus he needs to calm tf down

Trying to figure out how to draw Martin, this is the closest i got lol

Some non horror stuff cus why not:

-My shitty attempt to draw Kate Bush

-a doll i saw hanging by a noose on a tree by a road near me that i’m 80% sure is cursed

-St. Joan of Arc and part of a woman I made up as i went on so i guess an oc (?)

Ignore that I can’t shade metal to save my life lmao

[nanatsuyu]

I SAW UR 4AM FWB KANDREW SNIPPET……. NANA IM CLAWING AT THE WALLS <3

i am blowing you SO many kisses 🥰

for everyone else cus I'm a bing bong and could have just posted it here lmao:

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"We agreed this was about you," Andrew amends. "Not an excuse for me to get my rocks off at the expense of your shitty dating life."

Kevin's never really fully naked, not when he wears his layered feelings so obviously from head to toe. The open hurt in his furrowed brow pins Andrew from slithering off the couch.

"You're not like that," he says—instead of something any normal person would say in this situation. Like 'at least I don't wait up every weekend to pity fuck my roommate I'm obsessed with instead of finding my own hook-ups' or, 'fuck all the way off'.

Andrew stares at him in a bit of disbelief, words jamming up behind his teeth. He clenches his jaw, uncertain what may fall out first: a lie or a confession.

"If you were, we wouldn't be having this conversation." Kevin props his hand behind his head again, the hurt still ever present in his expression, but confident he's nailed down part of Andrew's flyaway anxieties. It's equal parts infuriating and exhausting—which would describe Kevin famously if there wasn't a secret third part about him being near imperial in Andrew's eyes. "And you would have asked to fuck me a long time ago."

He takes it back. Despicable is the only thing Kevin Day is, was, and ever will be.

[perdidosbucky-yyo]

I posted 2,819 times in 2022

That's 2,022 more posts than 2021!

556 posts created (20%)

2,263 posts reblogged (80%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@kinanabinks

@buckycuddlebuddy

@treatbuckywkisses

@sweetascanbee

I tagged 1,368 of my posts in 2022

#digging up carrot's veggies 🥕 - 382 posts

#carrot's fic recs - 232 posts

#carrot and her fraaans - 93 posts

#carrot's corazón❣️ - 53 posts

#sebastian stan - 53 posts

#carrot's harvest - 52 posts

#carrot bong - 29 posts

#instagram - 26 posts

#spotify - 22 posts

#fruit basket - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#like it's so hard and it's weird bc i don't have this big tragedy on my shoulders i'm just a middle class young woman with a lot of issues

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

THE WAY I SCREAMED 👁️👄👁️

The things he says... That's gotta be on purpose right???? HE KNOWS THE POWER HE HOLDS

279 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

#4

Happy Birthday Sergeant

Drabble

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader

Summary: Bucky hates celebrating his birthday, that is until you forgot about it

Warnings: mention of a blowjob, lil bit of sadness, fluff but it's not that fluffy??

Wc: 1k

a/n: Today is TLOML's birthday and words cannot express just how special he is to me, Bucky Barnes deserves everything good in this life and I'm gonna give it to him <3, anyways, happy reading!

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291 notes - Posted March 10, 2022

#3

L.O.V.E

Pairing: Mob!Bucky x Plus size!Fem!Reader (no mention of ethnicity)

Summary: Bucky wants to offer you more than love

Warnings: underage drinking (reader is 20), a little low self esteem, self image issues, smutty (foreplay, implied oral and smut), tiny amount of angst, shitty father (not the reader’s), mention of a gun.

Wc: 4k

a/n: a little late buuut, Happy valentines everyone! I have very mixed feelings about this one lol, also,this was supossed to be pure fluff lmao, oh well… I hope you enjoy <3 And I would like to specify that the reader had a tough time figuring out what she wanted to do after high school so that’s why she JUST applied for collage (it’s ok to not know what you want for your life, there’s no rush, you get to choose your own path).

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352 notes - Posted February 16, 2022

#2

DᵣₑₐₘₗₐₙD

Pairing: DBF!Lloyd Hansen x Fem!Reader(no mention of ethnicity)

Summary: You thought you were happy, you thought you’d never see him again… you were wrong.

w/c: 4.8k

Warnings: smut (needy/semi-rough sex), Possessive behaviour, lil bit toxic relationship, mention of a blowjob,  degradation kink, barely noticeable dumbification, cheating(not on reader) , big age difference, Reader is in mid 20s and Lloyd is in late 40s(in flashbacks reader is 19-21), please let me know if I missed anything <3

a/n: a few days ago I dreamed that Chris Evans fucked me real good right after my wedding(don't even remember who I married lmao), that’s the first dream I’ve remembered in YEARS so I had to turn it into a fic, plus @camilledove @forever-aria @buckys-bitchhh practically BEGGED(literally just asked once) me to write this, this is for them <3

this is not beta'd, any and all mistakes are my own, I'm sorry if this fic gets confusing.

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963 notes - Posted July 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Im about to throw a fit 😤

1,013 notes - Posted February 25, 2022

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[tetsvhoe]

HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AS MY BEST FRIENDS

gwen’s notes: crumbs of obviously unfinished drafts rotting away in my drafts which i js wanted to put out there lol

sends sentimental tiktoks and says "i'm not good with words, and i don't know how to comfort you sometimes, but i'm here if you need me."

SUNA, kenma, kageyama, tsukishima, ushijima, AONE, SAKUSA, kita

picks my next hair color.

atsumu, TERUSHIMA, TENDOU, nishinoya

left his friends on a night out to drive me home because i got too drunk and hyperventilated lmao.

OSAMU, daichi, iwaizumi will scold you in a corner and force you to drink a bottle of water at once

drove an hour to my house at midnight to "borrow a lighter", but then admits he was there to comfort me about my exams which i failed gloriously.

KUROO, atsumu, iwaizumi

watched over me while i got drunk by myself when i had relationship problems and listened to me rant and cry for two hours. proceeded to let me ride a fucking bicycle on the way home and laughed his ass off when i almost fell into a hole.

yamaguchi, LEV, hanamaki, SUGAWARA

calls me when we have class and i haven't been answering any of their messages.

akaashi, goshiki

puts tw on my ex.

hinata, asahi

gives me answers to exams, without fail, and got me through all of second year.

kuroo, terushima, ARAN gives the answers and teaches you the lesson afterwards

brought his dog to be play mates with mine and took them to a park.

IWAIZUMI, kindaichi

is best friends with my mom.

kuroo, ATSUMU, kunimi

buys random shit for me, my sister, my mom, and my dog. tells me "you have a delivery arriving today," out of the fucking blue.

kenma, bokuto, MATSUKAWA buys stupid shit like a bong or a dick plushie

shows me their art or literary pieces which they rarely show to other people.

akaashi, aone, SEMI

sends me posts about zodiac signs and astrology and points out our signs.

???

pings me on dc and asks me to watch him stream while i do my own thing, even though i don't understand a thing. occasionally explains and tells me to build a pc so we could play.

???

carries my ass on genshin every damn time.

???

squared up on the street because he saw someone who looked like me and my shitty ex.

oikawa, TANAKA, futakuchi

gave me their premium netflix, viu, spotify, because they know i buy bootleg ones on ig and i always lose them.

KENMA, sakusa, yaku

[turqu01s3]

I’ve found that gummies and like candy type edibles don’t trigger my gag reflex but also out of curiosity what do you smoke? I’m a joint/pipe girl by heart but im usually with a cart out of convenience.

Agreed, gummies are not as bad as chocolate. Sadly, I like chocolate better than gummies. Local dispensary has a 20/$5 deal on them tho so u know I take advantage of that shit

Can’t stand carts in my opinion but if I’m desperate and with a friend who has one, I’ll smoke it. Just feels like I’m vaping. The one thing I’ll never take is nic and I’ve literally done opioids 😭

I started out with shitty joints I rolled like a candy (🍬 but thin, didn’t even know J filters were a thing Ram made a meme about it when I told him lmao), then got a one-hitter which personally couldn’t stand and gave up on pipes in general bc of it. I’m a bong girlie now tho 💕 I’ll attach a pic of a bong that looks similar to my bb below the cut, mine just has a lil spiral in the neck that spins the smoke around a bit

[professional-dragonsandmemes]

lmao the dude who was being weird abt ao3 and i left a ton of tags on my reply to their post just screenshotted my tags and captioned it with "i dont think a lobotomy can fix this one" like okay dude sorry for replying to ur post by answering ur question by saying yeah it is kinda shitty to purposely obstruct people from solving a problem caused by a a troll and then leaving my opinions somewhere where you specifically have to click read all to see it like i didnt expect them to even read the tags and theyre certainly not obligated to debate me or whatever but its a different kinda low to go out of your way to see and screenshot the tags and post them for your followers captioned with a mean-spirited non-argument

[prince-ratjaw]

And all I ever want Is just a little love I said in purrs under the palms

an experimental thing that i needed to finally put to bed

Like what you see? Commission me!

[cutebi-moved]

my birthday was literally like two days ago but i didnt tell the story abt how keone made me a joshua discord bot that was like. so customized to our inside jokes but also full of actual things he said and some other sweet stuff.... it made me so happy i started crying so thats fun

[modernmutiny]

Sometimes I make very........questionable decisions

[spartacactus]

Wake & bake peep my dog in the background

[hanekdrawsmoomins]

Did you ever think of how Moomin's and Snufkin's rooms would look like in your AU?

I did think about that! I'm actually an architect lol and I might properly design the rooms, maybe the whole moomin house too at some point for fun. For now I only got those quick shitty sketches but they get the idea across:

Moomin's room is kinda dope, it's pretty big, has a balcony and shi. I didn't feel like sketching clutter for hours but it's supposed to be pretty messy XD He has so much stuff and there are always clothes on the floor and dirty plates/mugs on the furniture.

Snuf's room is much smaller and always tidy. Mostly because he doesn't like having many things around. So y'know, only the essentials are out in the view. The essentials include: a laptop for school, guitar, stereo system and the huge-ass bong right on the dresser that Momma Mymble thinks is a "very lovely vase" lmao

[epsilontauri]

lmao i‘m trying to keep my shitty parents at bay who desperately want to go swimming with me bc it’s hot af and i‘m like one week post top surgery…that they don’t know about yet.

i‘m gonna get a haircut and a bong tomorrow, my hair bothers me and joint pain gives me insomnia but i can’t smoke so…bong it is.

[yioh]

i hope it's ok to rant, but like i really wish they explored the relationship b/w bong and cj, and instead of just bringing back so yong all of a sudden, they could have had a better way of showing the conflict b/w so yong and bong's souls in her body, if you know what i mean, then it would've made more sense and maybe not have been so awkward(?), i could word this better but yeah

its totally ok to rant, i just finished the episode and im so damn depressed lmao, i just made a post summarising most of my thoughts but .... god what a trainwreck this was. im not sure how i was expecting it to end but it definately wasnt whatever tf this was.. i just . im really happy they showed the romance between bonghwan and cheoljeong but im in such disbelief that they had the audacity to end it like it was all NOTHING?? thats the thing like. if they acknowledged bonghwan would return properly and at least gave the king a vague idea that it was bonghwan he fell in love with and not so yong id be ok ... but forcing the king to act all lovey dovey with a person he never fucking loved in the first place??? whilst the character we followed for 20 episodes was rushed away from the entire plot without even getting a chance to say even as much as a goodbye ???? it hurts so bad lmao . the terrible careless writing and how shitty the characters were treated is so damn disappointing i expected so much more.

[eatyourfruitkids]

and i thought, oh shit, what about my hot female body?

my female ego was toxic. it wasn’t her fault, she thought her presence in my brain was necessary. my family never quit gave off the vibes that the one daughter, the one sister, was ever allowed to deviate from such a norm. though i love and loved him dearly, my twin brother’s role in my view of gender was one of contrast. from the youngest age, as in, when we were born, connor got the blue teddy bear, s***** got the pink one. later, when our mom dressed us, connor wore the hats and s***** wore the bows. connor got the bionacles for christmas, s***** got the zuzu pets. that was just the way it worked. i was a girl and he was a boy, after all.

it’s not like i ever really minded. i’ve always loved animals, hoarding their stuffed counterparts felt natural. my brother and i would play together, littlest petshop pets living in lego spaceships. our genders were defined, but we never let that separate us. i never let that grave burden, being a girl, bar me from playing with power rangers, even if i was immediately cast as the pink one.

in middleschool, something changed. i became hyperaware of my gender, though i never once questioned it. while i had always been a girl by default, now i was beginning to feel the social anxieties of a young, adolescent Girl. i stuggled greatly for an identity, finding one for a short while in anime fandoms and watching gaming letsplays (i never played; girls were bad at video games, as according to my three brothers. i just had shitty hand eye coordination, fuck me) and later in an obsession with emo bands and new cartoon network cartoons and being pansexual or a lesbian. my fashion sense was terrible until i saw cute girls on instagram wearing “aesthetic-y” clothes in seventh grade and decided to emulate them. this was just one of many instances of me confusing my attraction towards females as desire to be like them.

with today’s insight, i can say with confidence that i would far rather put my head in a nice pair of tiddies than own that nice pair of tiddies.

i came to realize that my female ego was a problem close to the time where i realized that smoking weed was the best shit ever. here, i’ll take a break to rip bong and reminisce on this night, the night of the smoke off. im kinda high rn lol but its okay i turned adult recently lol. anyways *bong rip*

ok anyways sry

i didnt realize being a girl was a problem for me when i first started smoking weed. in hindsight, i now know that smoking everyday longterm while mistakenly identifying as female highlighted some less-than-savory areas of my psyche. 

my dysphoria makes me think that people are simping for me, sometimes when they’re not. although i am a sad, emo, five-foot-seven twitter meme cat boy of a trans “man,” i’m a cute nerdy stoner girl with winged eyeliner n a sexy female body, relatable-if-severe social anxiety and a porn addiction i’m, unfortuately, not always too shy to talk about.

long story short, something i now know to be dysphoria pushed me to start Smoking Weed With The Boys frequently, and something called dysphoria-plus-my-female-ego created this weird, unhealthy narrative that my friends only all liked me bc i was Hot Sessy Girl and they were only friends with me to hold out past my sweet, sunshiney (beta?) bf. this narrative fucked with me (probably because it wasnt true and created by the same part of my anxious brain that would repress my fucking transness, also because i love and care for my bf and felt terrible “letting this continue”) and yet, i continued hanging out with The Boys (besides when sometimes id flake on everyone for periods of time bc i felt Too Bad for bf lol) not even for attention-- although sometimes id get it, word-- even if it was magnified through the lens of my dysphoria, but because i had this deep urge to fit in with them. 

besides having a legit problem with the way i use weed and being high literally all the time, i wasn’t a huge “stoner” by my town’s standards. 

so, without getting into the elaborate details of my life and my twin’s cool fucking weed basement and my real life picture of marilyn monroe’s tiddies, The Boys had a smoke of at my house. i realized i wasn’t that much of a stoner when i got too high (something that deadass never fucking happens) and violently shook for like thirty minutes until my friends sent me upstairs for ice, i put on a hoodie, looked in the mirror and realized id prefer life as a boy.

it could’ve been because my toxic, ill-built stoner female woker-than-u ego had finally been popped, kinda like a bubble, or it could be because i was wearing a crop top and had gone silent because i was fixated on how i wished boys wore crop tops, and the hoodie had alliviated that. 

now i only think one friend simps for me, but hes such a nice dude that i could never say anything, fuck. hes such a homie tho if i were ever single id take his v card as a favor lmao

i figured out what i wanted to be called that night, 

stu. idk if its short for stuart, which is gross but fuck it, or if i want to be a stew/art or what the fuck but. stu.

a few friends and no family know. i chopped my hair off and a binder is on route. im lifting weights w one of the boys.

happy adulthood to me

[skold]

alright fine here’s the fuckin punk house au summary

putting under a cut for length/content

abandon hope all ye who enter here for there is rpf, genderbends of both the cisswap and the trans variety, some recreational drug use, and one (1) underage character beyond the veil

so anyway punk house. it’s a house. there’s SO MUCH STUFF in the house and there’s only really 3 bedrooms but 5 people live there.

it’s kinda tim centric ig and tim is a trans guy who makes zines and is into vulture culture. got a lotta cool dead stuff. he’s like 28 and chris is his boyfriend who is cis and like 22. he’s basically just a shitty baby goth like when he was all greasy during infamous era. chris works at a gas station and tim works at the local goth store/piercing studio/head shop. chris has his own shitty studio apartment because tim doesn’t want chris to actually move in cuz he’s got a loft bed and doesn’t wanna sacrifice floor space to get a real bed that actually fits both of them comfortably. they do definitely cram into the loft bed when chris stays over but chris whacks his head a lot.

corey and jim are dating also but they don’t technically share a room bc corey’s a fucking animal. jim’s a trans girl and she’s also a witch and super crust punk and her love for corey is secondary to her truck which is an old beater from like he early 70s she fixed up. she works on bikes and cars at the local garage and is generally just super grunge butch knockoff jerry cantrell ass. think pre-slipknot long hair jim y’know. corey is gnc and a disaster. he’s a nuisance y’know. his “bedroom” is basically just a closet. mostly hangs out with paul whose room is just a converted living space kinda room right by the front door and paul is the local pansexual polyam mess. he has a bad habit of leaving his door open and half the house sees the genital configuration of whoever he’s hooking up with. his actual boyfriends are sid and #3 chris. shawn’s the token cishet cryptid nobody ever sees him and he has multiple locks and deadbolts on his bedroom door. he’s an artist apparently. nobody knows what the fuck his problem is.

uhhhh ricky is 17 and a baby trans and has a fat crush on justin who is chris’s co-worker at the gas station. and chris is like justin i s2g if u even LOOK at lil man sideways i’ll smear yr brain across the commissary. they’re def dating the second ricky turns 18 tho. and justin’s like 20 so it’s not actually weird. ricky’s mom drops him off everywhere all the time. ryan’s the pet heterosexual of the bunch and they keep him around cuz he drives and has the weed hookups. all the smokers roast him cuz he vapes and every time he gets a new cart jim has to try it so she can roast him adequately

uh what else lemme think. chris is xvx still and tim is the shittiest vegan on earth he’s just like yeah there was cheese on this pizza but i peeled it mostly off so it’s basically vegan now. jim’s ig profile picture is her truck and she does stick n pokes and taught tim how to do them. tim tattooed RAT QUEEN on her ass. john’s tim’s ex from before tim transitioned and she’s a cis mostly-lesbian who’s a stripper/escort who knows paul cuz he’s the bartender at the club she works at and she got tim the room in the first place. tim has a SMOKE GRASS EAT ASS patch on his battle vest but he doesn’t even rly smoke weed that often. he just keeps a pack of papers on hand and has like one rly stupid piece like a jack o lantern bong or a hand pipe that looks like worm on a string. when ricky got his first T shot his mom dropped him off at the house afterwards and tim ran out into the driveway with two cans of silly string spraying it all over him and screaming LIL MAN GOT THE DICK JUICE!!! and jim was just like “welcome to hrt hell just wait till yr genitals start doing weird shit here’s a congratulatory cigarette don’t tell chris”. the one time chris has seen shawn shawn took one look at him and said “you look like you’re into latex and eating ass” and chris just looked at tim like HOW DOES HE KNOW. sometimes shawn pays sid money to be involved in his “experimental art projects” but sid always comes rolling out bleeding and looking well fucked and everyone’s just like I Pretend I Do Not See It. jim and tim do a lot of leftist vandalism/graffiti and minor property destruction like knocking over those stupid scooters for anarchy reasons. chris has kind of a lot of instagram followers cuz he’s hot and does makeup lewks. paul has pissed in the fountain outside the local mexican restaurant so many times they were forced to remove it.

tagging so i can add to this later if anything needs to be added lmao