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//be me trying to figure out how Gale could fit into DA
think of Gale fucking Andraste
think of nothing else lmao
#down by the river || ooc#shitpost tm#Gale will raise Leliana's the maker spoke to me with I had sex with Andraste and she was cool lmao#honestly I would put him in Tevinter#so he could just sleep with an extremely powerful magister#sort of fills the roll here
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moodboard for stuff I've been drawing tonight
#elias.txt#shitpost tm#i just got hit with a multitude of ideas for different stuff i like and im like TwT#BUT ALSO I MISSED MY CREATIVITY
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I know Gabriel is canonically really popular with Heaven’s residents but there’s bound to be some heavenly loser with pronoun envy
#my art#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#i love angel pronoun lore#he earned those pronouns fair and square and now he gets to wear a he/him pin like the badges on military uniforms#of course he has blue wings and pronouns#also can you fuckin imagine being a virtue??#imagine you live your entire life as a Good Christian(tm) and then u get to heaven and find out not only do u still have to work a 9 to 5#you have to do it in hell#forever#man i’d be salty too#straka's shitposts#sketches
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#the future will be vital and lovely#and full of trains#trains#train#hopepunk#solarpunk#meme#memes#shitpost#not a shitpost#queer#for the train website(TM)#solarpunk romance#community
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My first contribution to the Hades fandom hello
#me making fanart for Hades is long over due I'm so sorry#did I halfass the drawing halfway through?? no [lying]#was browsing through my gallery and found this screenshot and thought:#“I should make fanart of that”#I promise I'll actually draw the husbands(tm) next time#when I figure out how to draw Charon#digital art#fanart#professional associates#charmes#speedboat#mako's art#hades#melinoe#charon#artists on tumblr#shitpost#??? maybe??
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here's my worst idea ever
#pokemon shitpost#i PRAY that anyone else will find this as funny as i do#pokemon#vaporeon#moltres#galarian moltres#weezing#trubbish#pokemon art#my art#pkmn#cw smoking#im so sorry but this has been living in my brain for over a year#btw i put serious thought into the monster enerby dwink#my other options where Hitmonster (hitmons) or Monfer (monferno) but galarian moltres seemed like a better fit#(i didnt wanna just do pokémonster that seemed too bland)#(also i know smog and smokescreen tms dont exist. theyre probably selling illegal homebrew ones shshsh)
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what if we made snow Garashir outside in the parking lot?? 🥺👉👈
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Hi bg3 fandom I’m back to terrorize you :3
#alridpath#illustration#art#fanart#bg3 fanart#bg3#astarion#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#shitpost#listen I like hot sexy starry as much as the next guy but I REALLY like him when he’s a Little Critter TM
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Oh thanks for the reminder, I don't think I could tell
#HQJFJWNFJE#they really are just hammered#tms#too many spirits#steven lim#ryan bergara#ricky wang#shane madej#watcher#watcher entertainment#we are watcher#shitpost#shitposting
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[discussing partners]: yeah they get me so many gifts! Haha, sometimes I can't eat the candy quick enough boomer boss: singular "they" is incorrect. I try to be respectful but it just hurts my brain. It was drilled into me in school My polyam ass: yes! Singular they! That is what I was using just now.
#a chat post in 2k24? its more likely than you think#I took liberties with the story to make the joke work better#but it is Based On A True Story (tm)#I am no longer at this job thank the stars#polyamorousmood original post#poly shitposts#poly memes
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i hope that you finally save up enough to buy the dream car you’ve been wanting for years. i hope that on the drive home, at least 30 minutes from your destination, you suddenly get explosive diarrhea all over the pale suede seats, staining them forever. i hope the smell is so overpowering & rancid that you immediately projectile vomit in all the little crevices of the center console. i hope youre wearing your favorite clothes, too. i hope the smell & stains linger forever. suffer.
#submission#the return of the ShitPost#(tm)#anyone remember that saga back in like 2020?#BECAUSE I DO#IS THIS AN INTENTIONAL REFERENCE TO IT?#I HAVE NO IDEA#I'M SCARED#read the tags
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Happy Day of Darkness to everyone in the US, what's the worst that can happen?
#Okami#An eclipse that only happens once every 100 years you say?#It would certainly explain why things have been so Fucked TM lately#Bamboo shitposts
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i feel like we don't talk about collared blackquill concept art enough
rip collared blackquil; never forget what capcom took from us
#he should just start wearing it if aa7 ever comes out he's not a convict again he's just Like That TM#a huge disservice to the blackquillfuckers community#simon blackquill#ace attorney#shitpost
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wish I had the confidence to pull up to the function in Elias cosplay unprompted.
#Like imagine -> goes the grocery store so I can select foods I will actually eat#There's normal shopper one#Normal shopper two#Normal shopper three#Karen tm#Elias Bouchard of the magnus archives#And the ol granny who might call me a slur if I get too close.#This would go for school too#Like -> normal period one attendance#Regular student one#Regular student two#Freak of nature how did you survive natural selection#Elias Bouchard the podcast bitch#And our top student Regular classmate three#I need to build confidence not so I can actually have a life#Just so I can pull this shit on the last day#tma#tmagp#tma shitpost#carrion rambles#carrions shit#silly#tma fandom
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do young time lords get given circular gallifreyan alphabet spaghetti
#i can't stop laughing at the concept#(actually just Any time lords bc Autism TM)#doctor who#time lords#gallifrey#gallifreyan#circular gallifreyan#dw#robin rambles :)#dw shitpost
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okarun and momo in ep1 going through their respective situations:
#dandadan#momo ayase#okarun#ken takakura#they went in think it was gonna be all silly goofy but shit went sideways real quick lol#you fuck around and you find out....that includes losing your balls#sis almost got sa'd by aliens and had a forced hysterectomy naurrrr#i bet momo was regretting everything in that chair ...thankfully the powers kicked in#like how were they supposed to know aliens and spirits were freaky and/or extremely sus#my pookies were going through it#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts#every great romance starts with not knowing shit abt each other then being#forced to be in a situation(TM) with each other no one else would get#and devolping an unbreakable bond by realizing u actually match each other's freak#*thinking#This is when they met in the UFO sksksksjsjsjsj
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