#shitpost sighting

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

[r-aindr0p]

So uh, it's been quite lively at ramshackle dorm since Rollo arrived..

There has been at least five fights in a row in the guest room and they all included Rollo

He for sure attacked Floyd, Sebek, Kalim and Jamil...can't remember if the other one was Ortho or Trey...

[eyelinerandmcr]

all the influential emo artists of the 2000s are ovulating this week, or something

[beartitled]

Hello! I met you through the That's Not My Neighbor comics (I've also seen more of your other art and I love it by the way!) I just wanted to ask you if you could draw some of Milkplane (Francis Mosses x Steven Rudboys) I just thought it was interesting but you don't have to do it , but if you do I would greatly appreciate it!

Aww thank u✨ Glad you enjoyed my art❤️

Here’s your doubleganger Milkplane 🫱🫱

[zorosdimples]

[flum3n]

the universal experience of beginning 'pride and prejudice' (2005) with the opinion that matthew macfadyen as mr darcy is perfectly tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt you and ending it bewitched, body and soul.

[goldennightengale]

The more I walk around my house without my glasses on the more I realize that I would be fucked going into TWST without them bc I am blind AF and can’t even walk straight without them

Like can you imagine traveling into a world of magic and not being able to see??? Instant death

Trey: hey prefect!

Near-sighted!yuu: *turning around but can’t see shit* who?????

Trey: I’m literally standing right next to you…

Near-sighted!yuu: *squinting* OH! Hi Ace, wassup?

Trey: Okay… 1. I’m not Ace and 2. How in the Queen’s name have you survived this long?

NS!yuu: *steps on Leona’s tail* Oh god, a snake!

Leona: Oi, what the hell?!

NS!yuu: IT SPEAKS!?

Jamil tries to hypnotize them and it’s just pointless and endlessly infuriating.

Jamil: look into my eyes…

NS!yuu: sir I can’t even see your face how tf am I going to find your eyes?????

Jamil: HOW BLIND ARE YOU?!??

[marciliedonato]

Gay pirates. Call that yahoi. ... And Send post

[arcticclimes]

The Terror text memes (2/?)

Plus a slightly anachronistic bonus:

[zenythycal]

Yeah we got slender, splendor, tender and trender!

And no one else! :D

[voidsentprinces]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

shout out to all the queer folks whose parents were theoretically "liberal" and "allies" until their kid actually came out.

[undead-knick-knack]

If the Good Moms of Critical Role ever learn about the shit Liliana's pulled it's on sight 😤

[thechaoticdruid]

Astarion's butt.

That's it, that's the post.

[whatsupmykentuckyfriedfuckers]

If I was a english teacher I would give excerises out to the kids where they would have to think of a media they like, and write their own story with the characters and inspired the story.

I would make them write their own fanfiction

[hattyhimself]

idk why i put so much effort into this sorry guys