#shitpost of the year

[granddaughterogg]

well well well, what do we have here

Guess what, I'm alive.

And I've been on powerful, powerful drugs.

Said drugs being the Modern Warfare fandom.

Yes, I have hopelessly fell in lust love delete as appropriate with three very different, yet equally alluring and awe inspiring men of war.

AGAIN.

The pattern has been recognized, blokes and blokettes.

This means Changes, for I have two first chapters of an explicit Ghost/Reader fanfic in the oven and I want show it to y'all.

Can we collectively agree that this ancient decrepit blog will pop its "being monothematic" cherry like, mcfuckin' now?

I'm sorry if you're disappointed in me.

My brain cannot be on one kind of drugs indefinitely.

And after a three year long hiatus as an author, my brain is feeling creative again.

It's the best high that money won't ever buy you.

I highly recommend it.

[dyzzythedemon]

[awwkie]

Amok Time being Chekov's first episode will never not be funny to me. It's his first day on the job and the first officer is in heat

[rainbow-taishi]

Moon Carver and Mountain Shaper gijinka

[communistcephalopod]

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

[gvalesdraws]

imagine mending dozens of holes in the skies which spew out demons and shit bc of miscalculations of one guy just for them to be reopened by the same guy 10 years later. inquisitor doesn't have to imagine

[gingermarshmallow]

[cartoonico]

[inejqhafa]

three tickets to challengers

[seatokki]

character development!

[inconspicuousd20sideblog]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

[kittykatninja321]

I saw some of the greatest minds of my generation fall victim to Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

[oh-gh0st]

i heart these rivals so much. maybe they'll kill each other. maybe they'll kiss. maybe they'll make ou

[venator-signum]

kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man

"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"

[datcravat]