#shit gavin says

[trlvsn]

phoenix wright's bisexuality is actually not about the male-female attraction spectrum but about the "how innocent will the defendant turn out to be by the end of the trial" spectrum. the colors match perfectly. has this been said before it must have been

[nyaagolor]

idk if yall have seen the Great Mouse Detective but I'm here to make the Kristoph / Ratigan parallels. Show the courts who you really are ya filthy animal

Bonus:

[nines-09]

oh my god. the sheer nostalgia of d:bh fics. bro those andriod diagnostics had me in my feels in 2018. i cannot describe just how fucking obsessed i was with d:bh, that shit was my main fixation for nearly four fuckin years. istg i scoured every fuckin whumpy reed900 ao3 fic there was until 2021. i have never been more invested in any fandom or anything in my entire life

[cryptidwithacopiccollection]

Because in the light, you are untouchable.

(flickering gif/possible eyestrain below the cut)

[linguini-doodlez]

Kristoph Gavin hates Phoenix Wright because Phoenix can gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, whereas Kristoph can only gaslight and gatekeep. He can’t girlboss.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Okay last detroit become human characters as textposts for now

[goldpilot22]

Your tags on the sacrificial virgin post make me want to know everything about your OCs, especially this Ivy Rose! What's Ivy Rose like? What story holds them?

ok so! Ivy Rose Lohaun is from my story Red Eyes Take Warning, which is..... a lot. it's actually an in-universe comic series in my Eldritchverse setting, and it starts out as a parody of those generic isekai mangas, before gettting Weird as the author is unknowingly long-term exposed to eldritch horrors a little bit.

I don't have any proper art of Ivy Rose but here's what I do have... most of the RETW characters were inspired by ai gen images (*BACK WHEN AI WAS A WEIRD EXPERIMENTAL TYPEA THING) so this is his

and also this is an Arknights au version of him (he is not normally snakeboy)

and I am still sort of figuring out his lore but what I've currently got is that he inherited some sorta really rare special powers (according to my notes he is a witch, something different from mages. but I think I'm going to make it specialer than just that) and there is some sort of curse or prophecy on his family, that anyone born with those powers will die in some circumstances, and trying to evade this always results in things going really bad (possibly involving said powers?) but the curse/prophecy/whatever is vague enough that when he transes his gender, it manages to fulfill the prophecy / neutralize the curse / whatever.

anyway most of that is kind of just background lore, his actual role in the story is that. he starts out as a 'girl' in disguise as a guy (he is closeted/eggmode at this point) and under the name Lohaun he joins Gavin's party (Gavin is the classic isekai hero guy. he's also just a massive jerk) to go adventuring and stuff and also to get away from the gilded cage of richgirl life. then he gets 'found out' as a girl (this is a trope that happens sometimes where the 'crossdressing' character gets found out and then goes back to their 'real' gender like they're fine with it. I don't like this trope very much so he's like a deconstruction or subversion or smth of it.) and briefly tries just going back to girlhood, before deciding that, actually, he'd rather be a guy. so he tries out a couple different combinations of gender terms + presentations, before eventually settling on using he/they, presenting femininely, and using his firstnames and his surname interchangeably. Gavin, being the asshole he is, at first is disappointed by Lohaun deciding to identify as a boy (because the rest* of the party is sort of harem-adjacent, as tends to happen in these isekais)but then they're like "well I'm still pretty and here so does my gender really matter that much" (they don't want him to ditch them) and so he's like "alright I guess I'm 'straight with an exception' now"

*that is, the rest of the party except for 1. Emery (too beefy for Gavin's tastes, as well as too aroace and autistic to fawn over some asshole guy) and 2. Enzo/Elodie (it is 10 years old.)

[notsoevilmagistrate]

For those ace attorney and danganronpa fans I got THE questions for you: is Byakuya more like Miles or Kristoph?

[6-atlas-6]

Another Vega/demon theory(?) ‼️

Empathy daemons like Caelum are happy most of the time because those are the emotions they absorb. Those are the emotions they bring to people and it's what they look for in people. Incubi like Gavin are made to bring people pleasure.

So let's think about Sadism demons. Caelum (or Gav I can't remember) mentioned how most sadism demons are bad people. Not all of them but most of them. Sadism demons feed on negative emotion. Sure, they can obviously sense other emotions, but negative emotion is what they actively have to feed on and look for. Vega also mentioned that when Warden fed on negative emotion that it even tasted bitter.

Vega has been around since the cacophony. Probably thousands of years. For almost all of his life since the sovereigns were trapped in the river of death, he has been forced to feed on negative emotion to survive.

Negative emotion is what he's surrounded by, what he looks for first in a human being. He literally feeds on it. Almost all of what he's seen from humans have been feelings of hatred.

Nobody's born evil, and I think this is the reason why he turned evil. He's been absorbing and surrounded by negative emotion for thousands of years.

[reedeemable]

“I hate this character cause they canonically did something bad in cut content”

[criminalcatboy]

trying to get his younger brother to get over here and go to his guitar lessons !! the absolute rapscallion !!

[saturdaymournings]

i feel like you'd fuck with stardew valley do you fuck with stardew valley

ive actually never played stardew valley! i dont play games unless i can get them on one of my two consoles which are the 3ds and the playstation 2 lol

[frog-does-dumb-stuff]

klavier gavin is the kinda girl that takes estrogen and testosterone at the same time so his gender takes a screenshot

[dcfcyay]

nothing but respect for my favorite famous podcasters (muna)

[zazikels]

why are we here just to suffer, every day i have to read the same brainless comments from the same cunts with no taste who hate mark meer