#shit aph poland says

[mayadoesfandomstuff]

For the question I live in america like 60% of this fandom. I’m polish and Finnish. I’ve been in the fandom since the very beginning. I think I’m different because I actually like aph poland (I’d get destroyed for saying that in the old fandom) and don’t ship sufin (due to history between the real countries). I mostly research history because of hetalia.

I'm not sure if 60% is an accurate number personally considering I barely talked with American fans throughout my maybe 7 years in the fanbase with probably maybe only a total of about five or so Americans but I guess it's a difference of experience and how vast the fandom is. Also, yeah definitely can see someone getting shit on in the old fanbase for liking Poland and I'm glad things are a little different now. Thank you so much for sharing!

This is a response to this post. You can answer me via replies, reblogs, asks, or just make a new post if you'd like. Thank you so much!

[earths-roots-grow-up]

APH Poland:[Catholic, walks into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary]

APH Poland: Where is my mom?!

APH Prussia: [Protestant, walks into a Catholic church balls to the walls with paintings, sculptures and candles]

APH Prussia: Why is there so much clutter?!

APH Russia: [Orthodox, walks into a western church]APH Russia: W h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s 👁️👄👁️

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I draw sometimes

[timomoe]

Smash or Pass, All APH Characters (That I care about!)

Disclaimer: this is written by a terminally asexual 21-year-old who has no attachment to sex and has found only 3 people sexually attractive once in all 21 years he's been alive. This is based off whether or not I think the character's neat or not, not on how pretty they are bc I'm not a great judge of that :/

Germany - Pass

Italy - Pass

Japan - Pass

America - Pass

England - Pass

France - Pass

Russia - PASS PASS PASS PASS OH MY GOD PASS GET HIM AWAY FROM ME

Canada - I feel like he'd make me pancakes with homemade maple syrup the morning after, so on that pretense, smash.

China - pass

Denmark - Smash

Sweden - Smash

Iceland - pass

Finland - SMASH OH MY GOD

Norway - Smash

Latvia - Sir, that is a child.

Lithuania - Uh. Are we talking about my hc Leit who's blind in one eye and missing parts of two limbs? In that case smash, but if it's cannon Leit, also smash.

Estonia - Let's be real, there is no smashing estonia unless you're Sweden, Denmark, or Finland. Best he can do is eat kohuke with you at 3 am while drunk and also slurring about memes in Estonian. You do not understand him, I do not understand him, but he's having fun. But if that's what we consider smashing for estonia, then smash.

Belgium - Smash. Like Canada, I think she'd make really good waffles with me the morning after, give me a bouquet of tulips and talk about how pretty the weather is that day before walking me home.

Luxembourg - Pass

Netherlands - Hard pass

Austria - Smash. He's adorable. Might let me put him in dresses.

Czechia - Pass, but narrowly. She's cute, but loud, and I can't handle that.

Hungary - Pass, for the same reasons as Czechia.

Liechtenstein - Sir, that is a little girl, I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore, this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your damn mind bc I'll help you find it!! Would make her homemade ice cream, though, because it's what she deserves.

Poland - Hm... I'm gonna say smash for the same reasons as Austria. He might also teach me how to properly color match bc I can't do that shit at all.

Prussia - Pass, way to fucking loud. Probably would cry after sex too, and I'm not emotionally equipped to deal with this man's trauma.

Slovakia - Hm... Pass.

Switzerland - I genuinely feel like he'd be one of those stereotypical guys in the 40s, where he only lasts 5 minutes and is completely robotic about all of it. Smash, bc that means it would be over faster, and there's no emotional attachment. Might teach me to shoot guns. Might take me on hikes in the mountains. The cons do not outweigh the pros.

Belarus - Hard pass

Bulgaria - Soft pass

Moldova - Sir, that's a toddler. That is a whole ass child. But I will make mittens for him bc he deserves nice things.

Romania - Pass

Ukraine - She's a sweetheart. I want to kiss her on the forehead and make her flower crowns and sew her long, flowy dresses by hand. I want this woman to be my cottagecore wife and live with her in a cottage in the woods so that all the kids around us think we're spooky witches - which, yes, we are - even though we'd happily make them rhubarb pie and cookies if they asked. Smash.

Cyprus - Pass

Greece - It's canon that greece sleeps around a lot without protection, which means he's likely carrying every single STI ever known to man + a few mutant strains of each. I feel like I'd be dead before he even took my shirt off, so pass.

Monaco - Pass. I feel like she'd make fun of me for not wearing Prada and Gucci.

Romano - Hard smash. He probably would also cry after sex, but since I'm an Overlooked in Favor of my More Popular and Talented Siblings kid, I am actually equipped to deal with his trauma. He's also funny. Lemme give this man forehead kisses and all the love and appreciation he deserved but never got.

Spain - Pass

Portugal - Pass

Turkey - Smash. He's loud, but I feel like he'd tone it down if asked to. He's sweet. Probably would make me good food. The pros outweigh the cons here.

Egypt - Hm... pass.

Cameroon - Cameroon's fun. I don't think we'd have a lot to talk about, given he's a sports guy and I very much am not, but he has a lion cub and if he lets me kiss its nose, then it will be 100% worth it. He seems sweet anyway.

Seychelles - Smash. She's a sweetie, she'd probably be really nice to me the whole time.

Hong Kong - Pass. I was enough of an annoying young adult to last me the rest of my life, I do not need him to add to that.

Macau - Smash. He seems really dignified, but not in the 'I have a spoon up my ass' way. He's just... Very calm and collected, probably doesn't raise his voice much. Very peaceful to be around, and I think he would put up with my nonsense.

S. Korea - Pass, too loud, very annoying.

Taiwan - Smash, I want to give her forehead kisses.

Thailand - Smash, I want to give him forehead kisses and go elephant watching with him.

Vietnam - Smash, I want to also give her forehead kisses.

India - Smash. He's a cutie. He's described to be "basically the same character as hungary", but he gives me more chill vibes than she does.

Australia - Pass

New Zealand - Pass

Cuba - Smash. He seems really funny - and he's got a bit of a dad bod going on, so he'd probably be really nice to cuddle with. I also like his silly shirts, they make me smile.

Hutt River - Pass

Kugelmugel - Pass

Ladonia - That's a child. I would smash his dad though and make him cry by telling him I'm his new dad. Same goes for Sealand.

Molossia - Tentative pass. It depends on whether he'd be sweet Molossia or Kill Mode Molossia.

Wy - Child. That's a child.

Sealand - See Ladonia

Niko Niko - I would give him forehead kisses, so smash.

Seborga - Pass

TRNC - No, I but I would smash his dad.

Ancient Rome - Rome is probably carrying ancient strains of STIs that, if reintroduced to today's modern ppl, would probably kill the entire population because they've built no immunity to it. He's also annoying. Pass.

Germania - Pass

Ancient Egypt - Pass

Ancient Greece - Pass

Persia - Pass

HRE - No, but I'd give him a forehead kiss the way a mom would before giving him an entire plate of brownies bc it's what he deserves.

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#5

Hetalia incorrect quotes part 1/?

Veneziano: Fratello, I’m sad. Romano, hugging him: come here, it’s going to be alright. Germany: Bruder, I’m sad. Prussia, nodding: Mood. Spain: *carrying a bunch of groceries with both hands* Romano: *reaches out to help* Spain: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold Romano's hand* Romano: Bastard, that's not what I- Romano: Ah, fuck it America: I’m running away from my problems. And it feels good Romano: How is the prettiest person in the universe today? Belgium: I don’t know, how are you- Luxembourg: (from another room) I’M GREAT THANKS France: Pick your battles, England. Pick... pick fewer than that. That’s too many. Put some back.

90 notes • Posted 2021-03-14 11:46:55 GMT

#4

Hetalia Incorrect Quotes part 5/?

Poland: What could be better than serving up smiles? Lithuania: Being dead or anything else

Prussia: *attempts to flirt* Prussia: *accidentally summons Satan*

Romano: This is torture. You're torturing me. Stop trying to seduce me, it's not going to work. America: *literally just washing the dishes*

Sweden: Why are you crying? Finland: It's the onions Sweden, in a threatening voice to the onions: What did you say to m' wife?

Kidnapper, negotiating with Netherlands and Belgium: We have Luxembourg. Give us ten thousand euros and we will return him to you. Luxembourg: Wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand euros? Luxembourg: Make it a million! Netherlands: Lux, stop-

Link to part 4

95 notes • Posted 2021-05-10 00:38:17 GMT

#3

Hetalia incorrect quotes part 2/?

America: Did you eat my doughnut? Belarus: No America: Then what's that stain on your jeans? I know it's jam Belarus: ummmm no it's blood America: .....I can't tell if you're joking or not

[At a sleepover] Kugelmugel, to Seborga: What time is it? Seborga: I don't know, can you pass me that recorder? Kugelmugel: Wha- Seborga: You'll see. *loudly plays recorder* Molossia and Ladonia simultaneously, from the other room: who THE FUCK is playing the RECORDER at 4 IN THE MORNING?

Portugal: Uh, you love me right? Netherlands: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

England: I told you to stop doing that with the knives. America, with knives taped to his hands: But Wolverine has– England: I said stop.

Romania: Hungary? Hungary: Yes? Romania: Why do you have a playlist called "for when I take over the world"? Romania: And why is it just the high school musical 2 soundtrack?

Link to part 1

109 notes • Posted 2021-03-15 18:30:59 GMT

#2

For those who don't know:

Snickers is a verb

Fortune cookies were made in the US

The UK lost 2 wars to Iceland

England and the Netherlands were at war for 335 years

Pineapple on pizza is Canadian

Nothing is Shakespearan English slang for vagina

Have a nice day

151 notes • Posted 2021-11-18 21:03:18 GMT

#1

Facts About Hetalia Characters

Denmark has incredible reflexes

Netherlands respected Japan's isolation and chased away any ships that came close (did this to Denmark)

Canada has sworn(cursed)

Hong Kong is sassy

Prussia is stronger than Germany

He is also very religious and immediately prayed to God for forgiveness after he groped Hungary

Prussia is also a serious older brother

Prussia has a strong military discipline and will work you H A R D

Lithuania is a simp

Spain treated his colonies like absolute shit. The only exception was Romano

Spain is also a scary drunk

As is Vietnam

Indonesia is the tallest out of the ASEAN countries

South Korea was burned to ashes and was still alive

Finland is a chub and has a gun collection

Veneziano beat up Turkey

Cuba can teleport

Bulgaria x Stick is more likely to become canon that Germany x Herr Stick

NETHERLANDS AND CANADA HAVE A CANON INTERACTION IN THE MANGA

156 notes • Posted 2021-07-10 09:43:56 GMT

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[chocolatte-and-despair]

could i please request yandere headcanons for hetalia poland, south italy romano, china, and south korea if you write for him!, thank you.

Aph Poland -  Feliks Łukasiewicz

Feliks is a dependent yandere. Just like he acts with Toris, he is always attached to you and dragging you all around, to all sorts of adventures. The three of you are known as a trio too. Though, Toris had noticed that Feliks is always attached to you like a moth to a light. Though, he never had the courage to tell you that he was worried about Feliks’ actions.  If you would reject Feliks, he would get very dramatic. How could you do that to him!? He has been nothing but nice to you! Why are you doing this to him? He doesn’t deserve to be rejected! Please reconsider! He’ll do absolutely anything! Please don’t leave!

Aph South Italy -  Lovino Vargas

Lovino is a possessive yandere. Because of him being the lesser-liked brother, the moment that you came around, he was attached to you. You actually showed that you gave a shit about him, while not annoying him. To him, that meant quite a lot. It’s not really a surprise that he doesn’t want you to go. He wants you to be with him. Until the day that you die. If you would reject Lovino, he would get very angry. It’s Feliciano, right? You are rejecting him because he isn’t like his brother. He thought you were different!... Guess you need to get punished for hurting him like that. 

Aph China -  Yao Wang

Yao is a worshipper yandere. You’re such an adorable little thing, that he can’t help but adore you with all that he has. A part of him knows that you find it uncomfortable how he acts, but his other part doesn’t really care. He is older, therefore, he knows exactly what you need. You just haven’t figured that out yet. He knows that eventually, you will. If you would reject him, well, he wouldn’t accept that answer. He knows what’s best for you. You don’t need to actually believe that for him to know that. Just remember that you need to sit tight and trust him.

Aph South Korea -  Im Yong Soo

I’m Yong is a harmless yandere. He is very obsessive and likes to get touchy with you, but outside of that, there is no danger with him. He just loves you and because of his nature, he just doesn’t know how to express that love without coming off as a little strange. You can ask his brothers about that. Yao especially will tell you that I’m Yong had a strange way of showing his love. If you would reject Im Yong, he would be very sad but would say that he will show you how great he actually is. In a few words, he isn’t going to give up any time soon on you and his obsessive nature will keep lingering around. 

[laurajameskinney]

Transtalia au? :3c

okay so this is mostly nb headcanons bc…im nb lol uh sorry if u wanted 

a lot of this is based off of conversations with @apharc, @pollylittlehigher-littlelower, and @partyxpopple

okay i said most of them were nb here’s the exceptions: every personification of england is trans. canon aph iceland is a trans man

pretty sure i stole the england one from @partyxpopple at one point so uh, credit for that

does it count as four headcanons if its four characters? eh

poland is genderfluid and nyo poland is agender :3

hungary and taiwan are genderflux no i do not take criticism projection whom?

actually im projecting on taiwan slightly more than i am hungary bc taiwan is Also a lesbian. shocking for me to Not project on hungary but yeah

romania? agender. russia? agender. finland? agender. china? agender. kugelmugel? agender

they all make the fucking “lost my gender” jokes except whenever romania does it everyone’s like “lost???? you yeeted your gender out of the window of an 80 mph car and never looked back what do you mean LOST”

forgive me romania is the only person here i have headcanons even halfway formed bc i was just having a conversation with arc about this but yeet anyways

romania’s doormate reads “leave your gednerendende right here” (credit to @apharc for once again being funnier than i could ever hope to be)

china uses he/him pronouns because um…you’ll see if i ever finish the short im writing rn

the list of whom i hc as genderfluid aside from those i already mentioned is hhhh norway, france, austria, and sweden

aph denmark trans man…not gonna elaborate

wait and before i go

aph ukraine is a trans woman

sorry if you wanted more detailed headcanons 

…now i have to tag everyone i mentioned shit i hate tagging

2p nyo prussia is nb and uses she/her pronouns

if asked for gender she’ll just say “bitch”

i said i was going didnt i

bye

[minero-tan]

11 please!! For the artist number ask!

OH, SOMEONE ACTUALLY SEND AN ASK!! THAT’S RARE, THANK YOU! 

 11. How many OCs do you have? Introduce them 

 OOF, I have 44 if I haven’t forgotten anyone lmaooo but here goes (introducing them in no particular order)

1. Booty = my first oc ever made. She came to life in 2015 when I was showing my friends the butt of an anime girl as a joke. It was all fun and jokes but for some reason despite me joking around she became the most serious and strickt oc. She’s pretty much the mom friend 

2. Up = my second oc ever made. She’s really carefree and loud. I made her in class when I listened to the song “Up” by olly murs and demi lovato. She’s the complete opposite of booty and she gets stressed out by up the most out of all 44 oc's 

3. Delta = my third oc ever made. He died as a normal dude and then got turned into an android. He’s really quiet and usually in a bad mood. Would kill people a lot more if it weren’t so bothersome 

4. Vision = He’s blind. That’s right, i’m a cruel mother who names her blind child Vision. Anyway, he’s a really kind dude who gets along with a bunch of people. The cool uncle in the group 

5. Mokka = A half cat half human boyo. In the story people who’re pure animals have both animal ears and tails while mokka only has a tail. Had cat headphones in his old design because he hated his human part thanks to his mom who neglected and hated him for not being a pure breed (she cheated on her husb. And he left her because of her cheating so she now gives mokka the fault for that), but in his newer design he grew older and accepted his human part. Grumpy guy who flirts a lot but who’s really bad at it. Also he’s real good with computers. oh AND he’s a Prince

6. Tiptoes = alright, don’t judge me for the weird names, I made her when I listened to the song “Tiptoes” by Jayme dee. She was originally a dancer, but in her new design I made a cheerleader out of her. Still, she loves all kinds of dances and she’s really fit. She’s quite cheeky and will nag on grumpy people like mokka

7. Neta = ah yes, the oc who I probably draw the most. She’s a dog who’s really into fashion lmao. She’s really quiet and collected and really popular with the guys, but at some point I made up the fact that she’s a meme dealer and I decided that I have to keep that personality trait at all costs 

8. Enno = Netas twin brother, but they’re the complete opposite. Enno doesn’t care if he gets dirty or not and he will definitely fight anyone who just looks at him weird. Tough guy, but a complete dumbass who probably can’t even count to 10. Very clingy though if he likes someone 

9. Latty = Neta’s and Enno’s wolf cousin. She’s really loud and really stupid. Wants to be like neta. Gets bullied a lot because out of all the wolfes in her pack she’s the only one who has a white streak in her black hair. But she’s quite the optimist and is practically amazed by everything she encounters 

10. Live = The goddess of Life. She’s really calm and gentle. She can revive dead beings, heal beings and it’s said that she’s the reason babies of both animals and humans are born. Really friendly, laughs a lot 

11. Chi = Live’s evil cousin. Her parents were salty that they didn’t become gods as well and that they were left off with the Knight job where they have to protect the gods and gave their hatred onto their daughter. Chi basically murdered a bunch of gods and wanted to kill her cousin as well but the other gods stopped her and locked her away. Will act like a trust worthy person to get what she wants. Mind games are her thing

12. Mocchi = A bubbly normal girl who just sees the best in everyone. Real optimist, can befriend everyone. Is there for you if you’re having a hard day 

13. Zadora = I was really inspired by a horse I knew lmao. Small shy girl who’s scared of a lot of things, especially strangers and big crowds. Kinda awkward but makes a good friend who’s always happy to spend some time with you. Loves her friends and family a lot 

14. Lium = Quiet demon dude who is really awkward. He could put people on fire with his supernatural abilities, but chooses to be nice since he just wants some friends. Gets terrorized by his look alike twin a lot, but he got used to it 

15. Laru = Lium’s evil twin. Will melt the ice cream of a little girl just for the laughs. Picks on his brother a whole lot but if someone else picks on Lium then Laru will snap their neck in half. Basically wants his brother to become evil and do bad things but he’s not quite succeeding. Good friends with Chi 

16. Frei = A fox spirit lady who actually lived in a shrine but then decided to travel. Real carefree and somewhat of a hippy. Really chill person, great to hang out with 

17. G = another android who got build for the military but then got replaced by newer models (I made him before dbh was a thing). Is a killer machine on the battlefield but will pick a rose and just give it to the nearest person when not on the battlefield. Really protective, he basically has it programmed into his brain to fight the enemy and to protect the innocent. Would be an A+ dad 

18. Majo = A small witch girl who’s pretty much an asshole. Will scream if she won’t get what she wants and will laugh at you if you’re dumb enough to give it to her. Fucks with people, not in a horrible cruel way but putting a dollar on the ground and then pulling it away whenever someone tries to pick it up is basically her go to thing 

19. Shepper = A Sheep boy who’s the biggest pushover, only because he’s so awkward and kind. Will listen to your worries but it’s easy to make him get and do stuff for you only because he can’t say No. Will cuddle you and sing you a lullaby if you’re having trouble sleeping. Gets pushed around by Majo 24/7 but he sees it more as baby sitting since Majo is younger than him 

20. Twen = my 20th oc! Get it? Twenty? Hhhhhhhhh,,,,, anyways, he’s a boy with a lot of energy and a passion for football/soccer. Like, he REALLY loves that sport, he will fight anyone who says that It’s bad. Basically your typical white boy. Still a nice dude, he’s a good sport 

21. Rhett = tall dragon boyo. Really shy but also really gentle. Works as a servant and enjoys it. Will breathe fire if he’s getting really flustered. Scared that he will hurt someone with his tail or just with his big size in general. “You want to shake my hand? Let me bow instead since I don’t want to hurt you"    

22. Morgen = a girl who I’ll have to redesign soon because OOF. I made her after listening to "Morgen Stern” by Rammstein. Basically, she’s really ugly and wishes to the stars that she becomes beautiful like all the other girls. Has her face covered up by bandages which I’ll probably change into a mask lmao. Really sad girl, scared to look people into their eyes. She also gets bullied a lot, and she cuts herself. Morgen hates herself and wishes she would be someone else

23. Rema = there are a few similarities between him and Morgen. Rema’s whole body is covered in scars thanks to his mom who hurt him a lot when he was little. She pretty much destroyed his whole face and then called him ugly. After being called ugly for a bunch of years he grew up to believe that he’s ugly. He came into an orphanage after his mom left him on the streets in the middle of nowhere, so in the orphanage he found a mask which he wears since then. Calls himself ugly and believes that other people think that he’s ugly as well but pretty much no one really cares. Real scared to take off his mask. He’s kinda awkward but makes a good buddy. Will tell you that you’re beautiful 24/7 

24. Kairi = a now zombie girl. She worked in a circus but got killed there by some of her co workers, killed everyone in the circus and basically took over the role as the circus director. Now the circus is closed but the few stupid people who visit the long abandoned circus die there by the ghosts of the people who Kairi killed. She’s Chaotic evil, has a lot of fun when killing. Also mourns over her life when she was still alive 

25. Cchia = ayyy, remember Mokka? This is his half sister. The beloved daughter who can do everything better. Mokka can’t really stand her that much even though Cchia is super supportive and nice towards him. She always got all the praise by their mom because she’s a full cat and was made by both the king and the queen and not by the queen and some normal human dude who the queen had a nice night with, so mokka kinda dislikes her, but she was the only one who stood up for him when he needed it, so he also feels kinda bad for disliking her. She was the one who gave him his cat headphones to make him feel more part of the family. She’s basically amazing at everything but she knows jack shit about technology

26. Melior = Pretty much Aph Poland but as a bunny. 

27. Kureiji = He’s a lot like Up but with a shot temper. One second he laughs and the next second he will destroy a whole house if something happened that made him angry. He’s one of the older oc’s but he’s basically a child. Also, really strong like oof, where does he get all his strength from when he’s just a mortal dude 

28. Joycake = I was listening to a song and it sounded like the girl who was singing said “joycake” and I went “wow, that’s a nice name!!!” So yeah. A really energetic and popular girl. Does dumb jokes and is kinda paranoid. Is a model actually. Does not know what personal space is until she needs it herself. Will fight people for 2 cents, also gets breakdowns quite easily 

29. Mirai = Joy’s twin sister (so many twins in this family). Again the complete opposite of her sister as with every twin what I literally just now noticed. Really serious and doesn’t understand a lot of fun. Hates her sister, like, if someone would throw a rock at joy then mirai would probably just keep walking. A hipster, listens to jazz on a rainy day while sitting on her laptop at starbucks. Wears oversized jackets and has messy braided hair like literally always 

30. Blini = ANOTHER android. She’s like 10 cm tall. Has to get charged with her tail like charger which comes out of her back/butt. Turns red if empty, yellow if half full and green if completely full. Gets angry at everyone, except for little kids. Has to get carried 24/7. Will put a virus on your computer if she hates you 

31. Destiny = the goddess of,,, Destiny. She decides what happens to people and how things turn out. Has a deep history with live. She’s really quiet and can be really serious if she has to be, but deep down she’s just a awkward lady who doesn’t know how to make friends. Takes her job real seriously 

32. Faith = Trans woman! Loves life and is just a really gentle person. Another mom friend but in a kind way, unlike booty who will yell at everyone because she’s worried. Will crochet you a blanket if you’re cold 

33. Mattis = awkward dad friend who’s in love with Faith. Has never fought anyone but will act intimidating if he has to. Has good advice to give. Real quiet, doesn’t talk much but he’s a great listener 

 34. Péja = so many androids! I swear that I made them all before dbh was out! A android specifically made for taking care of the household and little kids. Quite a cheeky android who jokes around a lot. Can easily beat the asses of 5 guys at once and will do so. Gives horrible advice, she really doesn’t know what she’s talking about 

35. Bennett = another fox spirit. He doesn’t work at a shrine like Frei does, but works for a specific royal family. Basically, the queen was about to get hanged so she ran into the woods with her baby because she knew that a spirit lived there and asked him to take care of her child. He’s pretty much a nanny now. A real gentle man who respects nature and every creature on it. Bad at fighting but good at hiding. Great with kids 

36. Temmie = A ghost lady who died as a kid but still aged as a ghost??? Idk what I was thinking there. She lived in a house with her parents who were alcoholics and who beat her more than once a day. She chose to not speak anymore since whenever she opened her mouth her parents already told her to shut up. At some point she tried to run away from home but got hit by a truck and died. Now she’s a friendly ghost who’s just kinda hanging around

37: Totengräber = Their name basically means “dead digger”, which is a grave digger. They are some kind of supernatural being who usually lives on graveyards. They dig out the coffins in order to take the souls out of the deceased bodies and to feast on them which gives them their supernatural powers. They’re quite the trickster but all in all very friendly and usually they befriend the local grave keeper. Can become both genders or neither if they wish so. They can also turn into a beast 

38: Błysk = a old ass dragon man, who acts like a snob and a ladies man. Has tattoos all over his body and is not scared to show em off by walking around completely naked. A real dumbass who doesn’t know much. A “collector” dragon, if he sees something pretty then he will keep it. He’s not awkward or shy but he’s been living alone for so long that he kinda forgot how to have a proper conversation with other people 

39. Damien = A dude who kills all of his girlfriend’s. He falls in love, after a while he gets the feeling that she doesn’t love him anymore and kills her. Usually he scrapes off the meat from the bones and eats it but sometimes he also just buries the corpses in the woods to which he lives close to. He’s been searching for his one true love since forever and once he finds her he is not going to ever let her go again. Will probably tie her down in his basement. Real horny. Really good at making friends and great at acting like he’s just a normal dude but pretty much has two sides which got used to working with each other. Cannot be trusted, he’s real good at lying and making things up to his favour 

40. Ghost man who I don’t have a name for yet = he lives in the snowy mountains together with a bunch of little creatures which contain the souls of little kids who ended up dying on that mountain. Real dad, loves all his children. Really chill and sleepy 24/7 but he doesn’t sleep since he’s already dead. Means no harm, he’s just there to take care of the little one's 

41. Zombie girl #2 who I don’t have a name for yet = Do you know the movie “Warm bodies”? I didn’t take inspiration from that movie, but it’s pretty much this girl who’s the only zombie who can even remotely think and act like a normal person. She was on a trip with her camping school club since she loves nature and all, so when they arrived she decided it was the perfect time to hang herself since she had bad depression and tried to kill herself a few times before. But while she was on her way to find a good hanging spot the other campers got eaten by a few of the first zombies. She hang herself and died but like two minutes later she opened her eyes and just went “Why does god hate me”, since the zombies ate a part of her and so “revived” her lmao. She’s smiling 24/7 even while she’s trying to find a new way of killing herself. Numb inside but still friendly. Has no intention of eating people 

42. Yvette = a ghost boy who’s soul wandered off onto an island where it then possessed the life size puppet which was made by “the doctor”. Originally the doctor was hoping that a female soul enters the body since he wanted to have sex with it but once he noticed that a child soul entered the body he threw it out. Yvette sees the doctor as his dad now. He’s a friendly little fella who cannot remember his past, so now he lives on an island with either crazy or dead people. Seeing a half dead person who got sewed onto the body of a cow is something completely normal for him. Thinks that if humans loose all of their limbs that they’re not going to die since everyone on the island is already not a living human being anymore. Sees the right hand (who’s called Espen) of the doctor as his brother. Gets pushed around by Espen a lot. He’s a child,he just needs some love

43. Voks = one of Yvettes friends. She’s made out of bones, rotten flesh and wax. “The professor” who also lives on that island made her. She’s really supportive, curious and happy, but she has to keep the power of her soul quite high so that the wax that is all around her body stays soft and flexible. If it gets too hot then all the wax will melt off, only leaving the rotten corpse from some kid behind. If it gets too cold then she won’t be able to move. Could kill a bunch of people on one spot 

44. Rakel = a deer slasher lady who lives in the norwegian woods. She leaves the woods only to get some sheep which she will take with her and devour. She’s real scared of adults, so if one goes into her forest then she will feel threatened and impale them with her pointy legs and also eat them afterwards. If a human child goes into the forest then she will either take it back to the border of the woods or take it with her to her barn where she will try to take care of the child herself which sadly usually ends up in the child’s death. Rakel always tries her best to keep them alive, but sometimes a little baby just can’t live off of a sheep cadaver. If someone goes deep into the forest then they will never find out again. Even if they put out a trail of some sort, it will just circle them right back to the middle of the forest. Rakel is the only one who knows how to leave the forest without getting lost. She really just wants to be left alone 

[gnostic-heretic]

rules: tag 9 people with excellent taste i tag whomever i wish!!!

color(s) i’m currently wearing: grey and black... purple... if my amethyst necklace counts i’m actually wearing the same outfit of that picture i posted with the plastic sword (minus the necklace) because damn binch i live like this????

last band t-shirt i bought: seems incredible but i don’t think i own any band t-shirts. like, at all... which maybe needs to be fixed mmm. if we are speaking general merchandise i got a got t shirt with the coat of arms of house targaryen LOL WHOPS

last band i saw live: oh man.., some band in my cousin’s hometown in sicily but it was like. in 2015? it’s been so so long, they were playing in the local pub, the band was good and so was the non alcoholic cocktail i got. good memory

last song i listened to: prepare yourself to roll your eyes i actually downloaded this entire album legally

lipstick or chapstick: chapstick...!! although i do love my black lipstick i’m often not feeling confident enough to wear it to go out. chapstick however? i’m never without

last movie i watched: um... i don’t really remember sry

last 3 tv shows i watched: ... i hoped not but last is actually “little house on the prairie” safsddf my mother watches it every evening and i watch along with her.  second last is some documentary about dinosaurs. i don’t remember a lot other than some dinosaur got vored (sorry) and third last...?? i think it’s this terrible fantasy series “legend of the seeker” which me and my sis have renamed  as the “””sexy””” medieval show because it tries so hard to be sexy but it fails so bad bhdghd

last 3 characters i identified with: aph poland like every day bro as for other characters... uh... it’s hard to say tbh. i’ve been so absorbed in writing lietpol sheet that i’ve been thinking about ma boys all week  would it be horrible if i said sometimes aph lithuania becauseee eee especially yesterday all that stuff about paganism moved me to the point of tears uh, gay and a pagan? hippie shit about nature and trees? 100% can relate

book i’m currently reading: ok so nea convinced me to finally read lord of the rings after two ... more like five years. more like 23 years of putting it off. and i have to say it’s surprisingly enjoyable in book form, i am really liking it so far (on page 100something) i’m also reading a clash of kings (asoiaf) but that’s kind of in stand by for now since the first lotr book is actually shorter and. i think that’s. that says something

tagged by @hankgreenvevo ily, i tag @apollon-hyakinthios @aph-belarusia @heartstruqkk @mellowlynea @but-he-is-furansu-mother @pokytoad only if you want to do it tho!!! no pressure!

[earths-roots-grow-up]

APH Poland: People who brag about drinking black coffee? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself.

APH Prussia:

APH Prussia: Are you talking to me, pest?

APH Poland: No, not everything has to be about you!

APH Prussia: But you do realize you just said that unprompted, out loud and in a room where there's only the two of us, while I was getting my black coffee.

APH Poland: Yeah, so...?

APH Prussia: Riiigh. Whatever, weirdo.

APH Prussia: (grabs a diet granola bar)

APH Poland: (to no one in particular) Ew, really? But of course he would...

APH Prussia: Okay what THE FUCK--

[eternal-night-owl]

Of Anger and Forgiveness

@aph-stress @lietpolsecretsanta

Happy Holidays! This is my secret santa gift for aph-stress. I decided to go with your prompts “Historical Hetalia” and “Reunion.” I hope you enjoy!

Fandom: Hetalia

Pairing: Lithuania/Poland

Rated: T

Summary: Twenty years after the Polish-Lithuanian war, Poland is ready to make amends with his ex husband. But can Lithuania say the same?

Read on: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12773741/1/Of-Anger-and-Forgiveness

or http://archiveofourown.org/works/13149045

 Knock, Knock, Knock.

Lithuania almost dropped the vase he was dusting when he heard the banging on the door. With shaking hands, he put it back on the shelf while he looked nervously at the source of the sound. It has been a while since anyone had come over to his house for a friendly chat.

What if it's Russia or Germany? The weight in his stomach asked him. He knew they were both trying to take him over again; they had been trying ever since he gained his independence.

I'm not prepared for a fight! They're going to ambush me and take me away and I will never be free again-

A second set of impatient knocking made him snap back to attention, and as much as he tried to quell his nerves, he had no luck.

Slowly, as though his feet were lead, he went to the kitchen and pulled out the largest, sharpest knife he could find. Gathering his courage, he made his way to the door.

Looking out the peephole, he expected the worst: Germany, with hundreds of soldiers prepared to rip the door off its hinges and drag him away kicking and screaming; or Russia, with his cold, cruel smile and even crueler boss, asking him in a sickly sweet tone, "Won't you come with me, so we can be one? It would make me very happy, da!"

As if he had a choice…

However, when Lithuania looked outside, he found someone he wouldn't have expected in a million years.

"Poland!" Lithuania whispered. He cursed under his breath. Why the hell would he come here?

"Like, open the door, Liet," came Poland's valley girl accent, the same as ever. "I totally know you're in there."

Annoyed, Lithuania swung the door open, glaring at his ex husband.

"What the hell do you want, Poland? Why are you here?"

To his surprise, Poland backed away, putting his hands up in surrender. "Relax, there's, like, no need to get violent. I only want to talk."

Lithuania gave him a questioning look until he glanced down and saw the knife was still in his hand, pointed at Poland. He lowered his hand to his side but did not let go of the blade.

"You still haven't answered my question, Poland. Why are you here?"

"I think it's about time we put our differences aside and reestablish our relations to the way they were before… everything. It is now more important than ever to secure our borders to defend ourselves against Russia and Germany."

"You-you're joking?" Lithuania scoffed, incredulous. "If you think you can waltz in here and demand I let you back into my life, you can forget it. Have a nice drive back to Warsaw."

As Lithuania was about to slam his door shut, Poland caught it with his foot.

"I will give you back Vilnius," he offered, with a hint of desperation. Lithuania stopped in his tracks, and opened the door, just wide enough to give him full view of the Polish man.

"Under what conditions?" Lithuania asked, skeptical. An infuriating smirk appeared on Poland's face, and Lithuania felt the urge to slap him.

"Let me in, and I'll tell you all about it."

With a sigh, Lithuania opened the door all the way and stepped aside to let the cocky Polish man in. He made a beeline straight towards the couch, putting his feet up on the coffee table like he owned the place.

"You better not try anything Poland, or I'll make you wish you never came here," Lithuania said as he shoved the Polish man's feet to the ground.

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm a country. I was never 'born,'" retorted Poland as he draped his feet across Lithuania's lap, smirking at his obvious frustration. Lithuania shoved him off, harder this time.

"Either tell me about Vilnius or get out; I don't have time for this shit."

"Testy, testy," Poland tsked. Regardless, he pulled out a document from his pocket, and handed it to Lithuania. "I think you might change your tune after giving this a looksie."

Liet unfolded it and grabbed his reading glasses. As he was reading it over, Poland couldn't help but to notice how much he missed seeing Lithuania wearing them. As soon as the random thought appeared to him, he shrugged it off. After a few minutes, Lithuania rested the document on the coffee table and turned towards his former friend.

"So, what do you think?" Poland asked, unable to keep the smirk off his face.

"You're taking advantage of me," Lithuania accused. "You know my government is weak right now, that I have little help from outside countries. How dare you try to issue me an ultimatum after everything you did?"

"What are you getting so upset about? I'm giving you Vilnius back!" Poland pointed out, confused. "You should be thanking me. You've been whining about it for years, and now I'm handing it to you on a silver platter."

"You shouldn't have taken it in the first place!" Lithuania shouted. "Vilnius is mine, it always has been. You don't get to steal something, keep it for twenty years, and then give it back expecting to be hailed as a hero!"

"Oh my God, what's your problem?! I'm trying to make amends with you and all you can do is bitch. You can never let anything go!"

"That's because you hurt me!" Lithuania exclaimed. "I trusted you. I thought you would never hurt me, at least not like that. You were the one person I thought I could count on, and you betrayed me. You stole my capital right after I became independent and was trying to get myself together!"

Poland's lip quivered for a split-second before he lashed out with words once again.

"Oh, you just love playing the victim, don't you? Well, you weren't the only one hurt!" The blond cried, tears streaming down his face. "I loved you; I wanted us to be together! The thought of you was the only thing that kept me sane while I was being passed around by Russia, Prussia, and Austria." Poland dried his eyes with the back of his sleeve.

"I just gained my independence from Russia then. Did you expect me to want to live under another country's rule right after everything I went through?"

"Live under another country's rule?" Poland asked, confused. "I didn't want to rule you, I wanted to rule beside you. I wanted us to be a Commonwealth, like we were in the old days."

Lithuania snorted. "Do you even remember the Commonwealth, Poland? You always told me what to do, what to wear, and how to talk. You always got the final say on all our decisions, and treated me like a second-class citizen."

"No, I didn't!" Poland protested. "We were equals, we loved each other. I wanted us to be as happy as we were back then. Just because you insist on seeing everything as my fault-"

"It is your fault!" Lithuania exclaimed. "You made me speak Polish, eat your foods, and adapt to your culture while you dismissed everything about mine! I just wanted to be on my own for a while, but you were too selfish to even allow me to do that much. You just can't stand it when everything isn't about you!"

"Well, you're a stubborn old man with a constant stick up his ass!"

"You know what? Just get out!" Lithuania exclaimed, rubbing his temples together. "I'm done with dealing with you. We will never see eye-to-eye, so this is pointless."

"What about the agreement?" Poland asked. "You can't be stupid enough to turn an offer like that down. If you refuse, not only will you lose Vilnius, but all the other countries will know how much of an unreasonable moron you are!"

Lithuania looked hesitant for a moment, but shook his head and looked Poland straight in the eye.

"I couldn't care less about what the other nations think of me... and Vilnius will always be mine, whether or not you or anyone else recognizes that."

Poland looked on in shock at the stubborn man for a moment, then balled up his fists while trying to hold back another flood of tears.

"If you hate me that much, fine! But I'm leaving the agreement here, just in case you get over yourself. You have 48 hours to decide." Poland stormed out of the tiny house, using his hair as a curtain to cover his face. The last thing he needed was for Lithuania to see him cry. Again.

As Lithuania watched Poland slam the door to his house and heard him break down into tears on his front porch, he felt his anger soften, just a little. He thought about going after him for a moment, but soon dismissed the idea.

It's his own fault for being so presumptuous! Who does he think he is?

And yet, Lithuania eyes the document on the table once again. He sighed as he walked over and read through the conditions once again.

Well, the demands aren't too out there, especially for Poland. It couldn't hurt to at least show it to my boss and see what he thinks…

Poland was sitting all alone in his bedroom in Warsaw. The 48 hours he had given Lithuania to agree to decline his ultimatum were almost up, and still he hasn't heard a word from the other nation.

Why is he being so stupid? the blond asked himself. He should jump at such an opportunity! Does he still hate me that much? As much as he didn't want to admit it, Poland still loved Lithuania and cared about what he thought of him.

Maybe I overreacted when I took Vilnius, but I'm giving it back! The least Liet could do is accept my apology…

Wait… I never apologized, did I?

...Well, it doesn't matter, anyway! This agreement would benefit us both, and if Liet is too stupid to see that…

Just then, he heard his phone ring. Startled, because no one ever called him except his boss and two other nations he would rather not think about ever again, he took a moment to answer it.

"F-Feliks Lukasiewicz, personification of the free Polish state speaking," he said, cringing at the tremble in his voice.

"Poland, it's Lithuania," the voice on the other side responded.

"Liet?" Poland asked, confused. "Why are you calling me?"

"To give you my answer regarding your ultimatum." Lithuania paused. "While a good number of my people are against it, my boss, parliament, and I have accepted your conditions. We will reestablish diplomatic connections with you."

"Y-you have?" Poland asked, unable to keep the glee out of his voice.

"Er, yes. We have decided that this will be beneficial for both our nations."

"Liet?"

"Yes?"

"... I'm sorry. About… well, you know."

Lithuania was silent for a moment before answering. "I'll see you soon to drop off the documents."

Poland felt a smile growing on his face. "See you then."

After they ended their conversation, Poland couldn't help but feel relief wash over him. Maybe, if he played his cards right, he and Liet could be friends once again.

[neneyandere]

Maybe some headcanons for aph Poland?

I’m sorry this took so long! I’ve been a bit busy, being the end of the school year and all. I hope this is to your liking!

-

-Believe it or not, he tries to hold back from using ‘like’ and ‘totally’ while talking to you. He’s not stupid, and realizes it annoys some people when done to excess. He doesn’t want to drive you away.

-You know how Poland is actually super shy and anxious around strangers? Yeah, once he started liking you, it became super obvious, since he started acting like that again.

-Poland is actually pretty freaking tough. If he sees a threat, he’ll remove it. Don’t worry about the bloodstains. He knows exactly how to get them out.

-Doesn’t show you his Yandere side. Hides all of it, and pretty well.

-Instead of showing his anger while jealous, he acts super clingy and touchy, while subtly death glaring at the other party.

-More manipulative than forceful, when it comes to you. Less likely to kidnap you, more likely to convince you to stay with him ‘for safety,’ once all your male friends start disappearing.

-Speaking of, if you have any male friends, say goodbye. Somebody he’s never met? You’ll never see them again. Hell, he won’t even let you around Lithuania.

-Since he has a crossdressing habit, he knows how to pick women’s clothes. If you’re female, he’s gonna get you shit that looks spectacular on you. If you’re a guy? A little more difficult to decide, but still manages.

-Guilt trips the hell out of you. Wanna go out with your friends? ‘Oh…I understand if being around me isn’t enough for you…’ Want to move out? ‘I just thought that, since all your guy friends are disappearing, I might get to hang out with you before I go missing too…’

-If you manage to make him snap, dear lord, I pray for you.

-Every door in the house is locked. You get fed once a day, to keep you weak. You’re tied to the bed, with barely enough room on the rope. to walk to the bathroom. If he’s not with you, you get blindfolded.

[wanderingthroughwickford]

APH Hungary (Hetalia):

General opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

Hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

Hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

Best quality: her refusal to take shit from anyone, coupled with her genuine warmth, kindness, and enthusiasm.

Worst quality: her damn Fushoji fangirl shtick, it’s one of the areas in which I will happily ignore canon.

Ship them with: Austria!

Brotp them with: Poland, Ukraine 

Needs to stay away from: her ‘Yaoi Fangirl!!!1’ characterization. 

Misc. thoughts: My glorious queen. You know when people say stuff like “I’d gladly let this female character punch me in the face”? Hungary’s that character for me. Interestingly, my introduction to Hetalia was through a Hunger Games crossover FanFiction, and she ended up winning, which I thought was really impressive. Since then, she’s become so important to me in many ways, from being one half of my OTP to being the first character I ever cosplayed.

Send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them! 

[aph-poland]

It may make you angry, but I'm from Poland and I can't stand the fluffy-pinky-gay image of my country in Hetalia fandom. We're one of the most traditionalist country in the EU, a man would be probably beaten if he went outside in a fucking skirt. It sounds still ridiculous for me that two people of the same gender can marry, because it's illegal here.

Wow um, that doesn’t really make me angry i guess just?? a little taken off guard by this weirdly hostile ask out of nowhere lol. But here’s what I have to say:

I’m not sure how long you’ve been familiar with my blog or if u just decided to yell at a hetalian today and chose me at random, but I wouldn’t really classify myself as a fan of the “fluffy-pinky-gay image” of APH Poland either tbh. It actually makes me really upset when people just want to stereotype him as such based on the image that the fandom has dubbed for him, and instead overlook all of his history, struggles, triumphs, culture, and basically everything “Polish” about him. If you knew me you’d know I’m actually one of the most angry and disappointed people in the fandom at this because it constantly infuriates me with the way he gets categorized simply by the way hima drew him.

Idk there is so much to address in this ask I’m struggling to try and write this as eloquently as possible but forgive me i’m doing this at work so i may sound a lil jumbled. The deal is, it’s actually pretty problematic when people want to erase all that Feliks is and represents and just paint him up as “the gay character” or “transv****te cross-dresser” simply because he wore a skirt in a strip that made him fit that stereotype. There is so much potential to his character as far as depth and exploration goes that is often horribly skewed or ignored by other hetalians in favor of just reducing him down to “fabulous valley girl.” And to be quite honest its pretty ooc, but thats more of a different topic for another time.

Don’t get me wrong, I have a few qualms with hima myself and some of the problematic content that he’s decided to include in hetalia, but if you pay attention to Canon Feliks vs Fanon Feliks, you’ll notice alot of the “fluffy-pinky-gay image” has been forced onto him by young (lowkey homophobic) fans. The way Feliks acts in canon (if you take away the over-use of the “valley girl accent” that the translator chose to assign to him to match w/e Japanese dialect hima was trying to give him) you could actually interpret many things differently. By doing so, it’s much easier to see how strong, tough, charismatic, loyal, trusting, and deep he actually is. You see his strengths, his faults, his mistakes, his victories, his growth as a character, nation, and person over the years. You can see moments of happiness, sorrow, silliness, seriousness, moments of weakness, moments of power, moments of worry, moments of confidence, love, hate, regret, revenge, but above all...perseverance. So trust me, it makes me just as confused and angry when people want to ignore what a diverse -if not somewhat ironic/conflicting- character he is and instead change him around to fit what they want to see him as. I wish he was treated with more respect.

However

I understand how traditional the “real’ Poland is, believe me. I’ve been in this fandom for many years and you’re not the first “””real polish person”” I’ve seen get angry over aph poland. You’re not alone.

The thing about hetalia though, is that it is just an anime. All told through the views and thoughts of a japanese man. The story is intended to be a light comedy making fun of nationality stereotypes while simultaneously celebrating the history, culture, and people of each said nation. The intention, as I’ve also taken it (or choose to take it anyway), is to take the setup for these lovable, flawed characters, and kind of???? have fun with them per say...

People are free to interpret things, events, practices, and the characters themselves how they choose (generally speaking anyways). I think there’s nothing wrong with that as long as it’s respectful and not gross in anyway (again, another topic). So therefore, there’s nothing wrong with headcanoning Feliks as being gay. I understand how “the real poland” is set up and what their laws are (though I don’t claim to be an expert or openly discuss them as I am not polish nor do i live there, so i feel that is not my place) but there are so many other things to take into consideration before you come off as homophobic yourself.

One thing to consider, is how the same thing could be said for well over half the nations. To claim that a hetalia character “can’t be gay” because of politicians and a government party’s standpoint is pointless and irrelavent tbh. I’ve always felt it?? weird to try and tie a nation down to a specific time period or law when they’ve been around for literally centuries, and have witnessed and believed in all different type of social norms and morals and laws that evolve and change as time progresses. Its actually pretty closed-minded to expect thousand year old nations to buy into every single detail of present-day customs and viewpoints. Many of the more conservative viewpoints of many nations around the world are relatively new ideas as far as strict practice goes in comparison to the personified character themselves. Something that’s been an enforced idea for the last 50 years or so could just feel like a month or two to an immortal being lmao. But again, I believe most of it is up to interpretation.

I don’t want to speak for the lgbt in poland, or any polish lgbt throughout history as i don’t feel i have the right or enough adequate knowledge to do so, but a hetalia nation is supposed to be sympathetic to and feel the struggles and pain and happiness and glory of all their citizens. Regardless of what the political standpoint of the country is on (I personally believe nations choose not to align themselves with political parties in general as a conflict of interest would ensue) hima has stated time and again that the nations also have the ability to be their own person, and have their own views and standpoints on things that might not match the “majority” of the current political climate (ex. Germany himself was shown to be annoyed with and hated dealing with Adolf Hitler). So it’s not really fair to pretend like a nation has never-looked-at-the-same-gender allllll throughout history just like it’s silly to presume that all people are StraightTM until proven otherwise. 

Canon APH Poland, Feliks Łukasiewicz, the man who likes pink, the man who doesn’t care about gender norms or what kind of fabric he puts on his body because he’s old and has obtained a certain level of nation wisdom enough to know that not only is gender a construct and there’s nothing shameful about “””feminine clothing”””” (even though clothes are just pieces of fabric meant to cover your body and dont have genders lol), but has also seen all kinds or fashion and different types of clothing all throughout history and has worn frilly neck ties, jewelry, heels, makeup, and capes back when those were once considered to be “”masculine”” at that time period as well and remembers how fucking good he used to look in that shit and after all he’s been through knows that he has the right to rock w/e the fuck he wants, the man who historically, legally, culturally, and personally married to another man, the man who still remembers his childhood before he even heard of Christianity, the man who had one of the most tolerant and flourishing commonwealths in history, the man who has such strong ties to the romantic period and who, as a nation, is much more complicated than mortal humans could ever hope to understand........is absolutely wonderful.

Now I’m sorry that lgbt representation and rights is lacking in Poland at the moment, as it is all over the world. Truly I am, and it makes me upset. I don’t know if you share those same homophobic and hateful views (your tone implies that you do), but the fight and struggle of the lgbt people is far to complicated and powerful to use as a playing chip on a silly Japanese cartoon, and i think basing a headcanon off of prejudice and hate like that is disrespectful to the nation, and to bringing that into a cartoon is disrespectful to the lgbt struggle as well and belittles it all tbh. But as i said before, that topic is best left for another day.

I’m sorry you felt so insulted by a cartoon character to come to my inbox about it, as if i have any control of what this fandom does to him, but I try to just look past all the forced, fanon garbage to see feliks for what he really is. A strong, tough, talented, complicated, fearless, resilient, yet still endlessly sarcastic, funny, mischievous person.

Do you not think that is a good tribute to the Polish people?

[earths-roots-grow-up]

APH Poland: Okay, great. The first case of a person suffering from coronavirus on my land just happened.

APH Hungary: I'm so sorry to hear that.

APH Poland: You know what's the funniest part?

APH Hungary: There IS a "funniest part"?

APH Poland: Wanna guess where it came from?

APH Poland: From where ALL the awful stuff always comes.

APH Poland: GERMANY.

Somewhere in Berlin:APH Germany:(sneezes!)

APH Prussia: You know they say you sneeze when someone talks about you behind your back.

APH Germany: Oh. Well, only good things I hope :)

APH Prussia: LOL

APH Prussia: You stupid bi--

[earths-roots-grow-up]

Dinner party slowly coming to an end:APH Poland: So I read that you have been pumping money into Crimea like crazy.

APH Russia: Yeah... the whole thing has cost a lot more that I thought it would. Just thinking about it makes me depressed. I think I'll get some chocolate cake for dessert, it always helps.

APH Poland: And also that is actually triggerd quite an economic crisis for you. Karma, right?

APH Russia: Ugh why do I have to sit next to you again?

APH Poland: Just saying. Maybe you shouldn't buy that dessert...

APH Russia: I can still afford a goddamn piece of cake, thankyouverymuch!

APH Poland: Yeah that's not what I meant.

APH Russia:

APH Poland:

APH Poland: You're just fa--

APH Russia: I GOT IT.