#shinee: *is loud*

[hareblog]

Just tell me how to play it.

Camilla is me, Palamedes is @cafffine

You guys enjoyed the silly ones so…more

Colluding…

This is definitely not maintaining the correct half a step behind 😐

This is a little better, albeit lacking in composure, thanks to Long Island ice teas (you go to the third house ONE TIME…)

SIX!!!

[cccotard]

asunaro fire hazard

[1495-gauge]

there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??

[herewegobebe]

Taemin enjoying the entire stadium screaming for him 🥰💞💎 [Mcountdown in France x ]

[its-your-mind]

HEY. HEY.

HEY @re-dracula WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE JONATHAN ACTUALLY READING THAT PASSAGE OUT LOUD BEHIND SEWARD DESCRIBING THE SCENE, HUH? WITH THE TEARS IN HIS VOICE AND THE PAUSING AND THE SHORT LITTLE INHALES AND THE VOICE CRACKS? WAS IT TRULY NECESSARY??? I WAS ALREADY CRYING. I DIDN'T NEED THIS TOO. WHAT THE FUCK.

[asweetprologue]

the crazy thing about the sages in totk and their connections to the champions in botw to me is this: if the events of totk had happened 100 years ago, the champions would have been the sages. they have the sages' powers passed down by blood, and their descendants use the same powers throughout the game. all of them are related to the sages--

except Revali.

he's just some guy!! all of the other champions have their powers because they're descendants of the sages. but Tulin is the sage of wind and to my knowledge he isn't related to Revali at all. revali is the only one that has no special powers, only his own skills. the fact that teba and tulin exist implies that the actual descendant of the sage of wind had to be present when the hylians came looking for a rito champion, and revali took that guy's job. Imagine having the power to literally control the wind but even w that you're just not fucking good enough to compete with Revali 'I have to be the best at everything or I'll go nuclear' of the Rito for the title of champion. if all of the champions had survived the calamity and were there to help Link in totk, they would all be the ones with the secret stones taking up the mantle of sage. except Revali, who would just be some guy still hanging around losing his mind bc for the second time in his life an actual child is being given a position that he thinks he's much better suited for. it's a good thing he didn't make it honestly I don't think he'd take it well.

[helga-grinduil]

Okay, so. Um. Chapter 423.

Seeing people's reactions I have to say some things. And let me preface this by saying that I don't believe this is truly it. But.

The issue isn't even that Izuku (seemingly) failed to save the person he wanted to save from AFO (well, it is an issue, actually, but not the main point. Also, the fact that his and vestiges' plan to reach Tenko is also what ensured Tomura's death is just so... ), and it's not that he's weirdly distant and cold in this chapter.

It's the fact that not a single one of them actually acknowledged anything that they saw and heard in Shigaraki's mind. Neither of them talked about what AFO told Tomura - the fact that Tomura didn't say anything about what he learned about his quirk, his purpose and the fact that he never truly wanted to kill his family is especially mind-boggling. And Deku didn't say anything about the revelation that Tomura never really had a chance or a choice from the very start either. There was no self-relfection on either side, no real conversation, and there also was no real understanding between the two being reached. It's the fact that Deku instantly stopped caring or wondering about Tenko/Tomura the moment AFO came back, being completely willing to pulverise his body when just a few chapters ago he refused to do that when Nana told him to. It's the fact that he didn't react to Kurogiri pleading for Tomura and Bakugou just killed (???? maybe not, it's hard to understand) the man. It's the fact that the vestiges still being alive and Nana saving Tomura (oh hey, guess her whole family actually all died to AFO, unable to truly smile) was off-screened.

This is not people blaming Izuku. This is just people complaining about straight up bad writing.

Even if Tenko is still alive (And Kurogiri wasn't killed by Bakugou too, but I feel like Kurogiri is just too doomed to survive anyway), that doesn't erase the weirdness that this chapter was. It would still be salvageable, I guess, depending on what happens next, but good lord, the damage was certainly done.

And if Tenko is really dead, but we'll just see more of Midoriya's reaction to that in the following chapters, this would still be fucking horrible.

I love Deku. I love his emotions, how genuine he is, how empathetic he is. He is just a kid forced into an awful situation. This is not a jab at him as much as it is a jab at the author and the writing here. Because how in the world does the protagonist fail at doing what he wanted to do harder than the supporting cast with their villains? Why was Toga and Uraraka's final chapter more genuine and emotional that THIS - the protagonist and the main antagonist's last conversation????? Why was Ochako more upset about realising that Toga is about to kill herself than Deku was in those chapters?

[madamescarlette]

Hey did anyone realize that to be known you have to let yourself be known?? Illegal. Cancelled. Stop it right now.

[thiagodasilva]

thanks to 9-1-1 and Challengers, this spring has been for the Bisexuals 🫡

[lizardperson]

six damn clocks

fandom: original work rating: t wc: 518 prompt: #fff264 counting clocks for @flashfictionfridayofficial

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Six clocks. While walking from her room to the kitchen, Mika had passed six clocks. The funny little novelty alien alarm clock on her desk that flashed and made UFO noises when it went off. The boring-ass wall clock without numbers in the hallway that looked like it was straight from some middle-aged people furniture catalog. The one she had been meaning to sneakily replace with something cooler since she moved in here. The old art deco clock in the living room shelf that Gabriel loved so much, and rewound meticulously every Sunday. The digital oven clock with the extremely annoying beeping sound. Her trusty laptop with all the silly stickers, which she had used to watch some random video while eating. And her phone with the scratched display and rainbow-colored case on the counter next to her. Six clocks. Six damn clocks, all showing the precise time of day. Six clocks telling her that if she wanted to be on time, she had exactly ten minutes to finish her snack, and another ten minutes to get dressed and ready. Now the big question was, why was it almost twenty minutes after she was supposed to leave already? Because she had somehow spaced out again and got distracted by the internet, just like she always did. "For fuck's sake," Mika grumbled and slammed the laptop shut. Traitorous thing. Yes, she could have just set an alarm, on one of the many clocks around here, but she was convinced it wouldn't be too hard to stay focused for ten fucking minutes. Call that hubris. Maybe one day she would learn - but probably not. Gabriel would be so annoyed. He had texted her earlier - twice, in fact - to remind her of this work-dinner-thing, and she had promised to be on time for once. Well, that wasn't going to happen now. Why had this damn law firm so many social get-togethers anyway, and why had she even agreed to come along... Right, because Gabriel had asked her right after sex, which usually made her say Yes to almost anything. He knew her too well. In record speed she managed to get ready, leave the house just in time for the next bus, and arrived at the restaurant exactly twenty-eight minutes later than originally intended. In her book that almost counted as punctual. Gabriel smiled when he saw her, surprisingly un-annoyed, and pressed a kiss on her forehead. "Hey. Sorry I'm late, I kinda spaced out," Mika apologized, still a little out of breath from rushing here. "Don't worry, everyone's just turning up." "What? But I thought-" "I gave you an earlier time." She looked at him, flabbergasted and slightly offended. "Seriously?" "It worked, didn't it?" "What if I would have been on time?" "Figured that's pretty unlikely." Mika wanted to complain about that assumption - of course he was right, but did he have to say it like that? - when Gabriel pulled her closer and smiled at her. "I'm glad you're here." She lightly punched his arm and chuckled. "Asshole." He really did know her too well.

[c-kiddo]

What do you think caduceus would be up to in these festive times?

im not sure, since exandria has different holidays i dont rly remember details about, but also the clays are separate from the empire/coast/xhorhas etc anyway .. i think the clays would probably celebrate the solstices and equinoxes though. probably some harvesting celebrations and then the rest of worship is very constant, like prayers and offerings and gardening as worship of course too. winter solstice probably involves lots of warm tea (think something like chai, nice spices all simmered together for hours and all day in a big pot, keeping the temple warm and everyones insides warm too) and maybe some braiding and special altar. candles outside in the snow (if it lands in the grove, im not sure, since its kept warmer than outside it), lots of candles and lanterns in general. big fire in the stove/fireplace, big big pot of soups and plates of food to share. specific herbs and branches thrown into the fire for nice sounds and smells. songs maybe. maybe theyre hibernating a little bit. but also fun small idea i like is that they do a v scandinavian thing of getting in hot springs and then lying in the snow naked and then getting in hot springs . very refreshing for saying goodbye to the darkest point of the year lol

[crowscadence]

Been a while since I’ve read bsd wan but I finally sat down and read volume six and god I forgot how genuinely funny wan can be at times

[booasaur]

Shining Vale - 2x07

[t4tadrienette]

This was so fucking tragic. The worst case of misunderstanding due to language barrier ever

[angelicwitch101]

Incorrect Quotes (part 1)

okay, heads up this is for a cartoon crossover I'm working on called Project: EarCandy

Sooo enjoy!!

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Amanda: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—

Sid, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Amanda: I'M NOT DONE! Amanda: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

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Dawn: How would you like your pancakes?

Terrence : Plain.

Natalie: With sprinkles!

Abby: Chocolate chips.

Marmalady: Potatoes.

*Terrence , Natalie, and Abby look at Marmalady*

Marmalady: What? They're good.

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Bernadette: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Bash : You're right, Bernadette.. Violence can't be the answer.

Bernadette: Correct, Bash . Now, on to the next lesso-

Bash : Violence is the question. Bash : And the answer is yes!

Bernadette: Bash , no!!

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Chandler : Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

Natalie: Chandler it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Chandler : snnnzzzz...

Natalie: CHANDLER YOUR STICKS!

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Brad: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Hank: Go to sleep, Brad.

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Bash : Why am I the bad guy?

Brad: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Chandler : I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about ours.

Amanda: These are handcuffs.

Chandler : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Grouper: Can you make a sentence without the letter “A”?

Natalie: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Bash : Screw you.

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Amanda: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Bucky: Yeah-

Hawk: *kicks in the door*

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*grumpfish teaching Brad to drive and taking Alyson along for the ride*

Grumpfish: That's a pothole. To the left.

Brad: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Alyson, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Brad: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Grumpfish, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Brad: Country Roads. 🎶

Alyson: To the place. 🎶

Brad and Alyson in unison: I Belong! 🎶

Grumpfish, crying harder: What the heck!?

[keeps-ache]

i have a new hobby!! i listen to my playlist and say things like 'oh this goes hard' 'it just can't miss' 'it's so good, you have no idea' to my brother who cannot listen to it bc i am wearing headphones lmaoo