#shhh leave me alone

[zillychu]

hmm. goats my cor

[sleepy-bear-tm]

Mitri's not having a good day :(

[gh0st-pixelz]

v in that red dress (episode 3!)

does this count ?

[fronexus]

Is this cringe? Maybe but I'm cringe and free- Me and my friend made SCP ocs and I drew them🤘

Indeed very silly and self-indulgent colored sketches. No deep lore because I have no fucking clue where to even begin searching LMAO 😭

But hey were having fun shipping ourselves with the SCPs so 🔥🙏

[frylocks-cardigan]

imagining frylock going over to carls after a stressful day.. shake and meatwad have been fighting, nothing new, but frylock cant seem to stop it for once. he needs a break, he feels bad leaving meatwad but he knows he'll be fine, he's just next door anyway and carls number is on the fridge if they need him.

carl lets him in, after a quick "im annoyed that you're here" schtick thats just for show. the door shuts and frylock breaks down..

"what am i doing wrong, carl? i try so damn hard, man."

"c'mere."

carl sits down, frylock joins him curled into his side. carls smell isnt the best, some shitty cologne and B.O at best but its frylocks favorite smell. he feels himself calm down some, and carl offers him a small lidded eye smile, arm around frylocks waist, he presses a kiss to his temple.

no more words need to be spoken, this was just what frylock needed. they sit in silence and watch the tv, frys hand on carls soft belly, and for this moment nothing matters but the two of them.

[samandmaxsecretsanta]

Secret Santa complete! Thank you to all who participated, hope to see y'all soon, but for now! That's all folks :D

[ewkpop]

girl groups need to go back to killing men in their MVs

[al4st0r-th3-altru1st]

characters with wings,,

i want to touch them they look so soft please wrap me up in your wings i promise i'll be careful with your feathers please \../

[mrsdaisuke]

'He's coming home.'

Sumire tended to her garden as she usually did after work. Her husband, Asahi, was still working as a district attorney. She took care of any weeds in her garden when suddenly her eight-year-old son Jun came running into the backyard, holding a letter. "Mom! Mom! it's from Daisuke's job!'' He shouted with joy. A letter? From Pony Express? That didn't sound good. Why on earth would they have to send a letter to Sumire? Was he hurt? Dead? Worse? ''O-Oh! Thank you, sweetheart, can you check on the chicken in the oven for me?'' She asked, hoping Jun wouldn't ask about the letter. To her surprise, he just went inside without question. Sumire opened the letter. Her son was safe. That's what the letter told her, that he’d be back in a few months but… Daisuke and most of the crew were being let go for the same issue people kept showing up to her work. ‘’Robots are taking over human jobs.’’ It was always something related to robots! ‘Humans are obsolete’, ‘they make too many mistakes’, ‘they’re flawed.’, all reasons why these people were being let go were just because they are human. Not because they’re bad at their jobs! But because they’re flesh and bone. But at least her son was safe, at least he’d return home in one piece. Sumire folded up the letter, sighing in relief. She’d tell Asahi once he got home, she couldn’t distract him while he was at work. Her baby boy would be coming home, and she’d get her son back. Sumire was already planning a little welcome home party for him.

[thelastwalkingsoul]

Me: I’m not obsessed. I’m totally normal about stranger things

My phone:

Home Screen by @agitated.cosplay on Insta

Lock Screen by @1resande1 on Twitter

[bolinity]

(puts this here because this would totally be korra and bolin vibes)

[catmaidetho]

happy danger days au sunday! etho's cat, pizza, knows that when etho says "itadakimasu," it means it's time to eat, and she will meow and harass everyone nearby into giving her food. she also can tell when etho's hurt, even if they're hiding it from their crewmates, and will find the nearest human being and yell at them/drag them to wherever etho is.

[sercphs-a]

CHARACTER   STUDY.      𝑇𝑅𝐴𝐼𝑇𝑆   &   𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑅𝐴𝐶𝑇𝐸𝑅𝐼𝑆𝑇𝐼𝐶𝑆

EYES   :   blue   |   green   |   brown   |   hazel   |   gray   |   gray-blue   |   other (teal)

HAIR   :   blond   |   sandy   |   brown   |   black   |   auburn   |   ginger   |   grey   /   white   |   multi-color   |   other (teal)

BODY      TYPE   :   skinny   |   slender   |   slim   |   built   |   curvy   |   athletic   |   average   |   muscular   |   pudgy   |   overweight

SKIN   :   pale   |   light   |   fair   |   freckled   |   tan   |   olive   |   medium   |   dark   |   discolored

GENDER   :   male   |   female   |   trans   |   cis   |   agender   |   demigender   |   genderfluid   |   other   |   doesn’t   like   labels

SEXUALITY   :   heterosexual   |   homosexual   |   bisexual   |   pansexual   |   asexual   |   demisexual   |   other   |   unsure   |   doesn’t   like   labels

ROMANTIC      ORIENTATION   :   homoromantic   |   heteroromantic   |   biromantic   |   panromantic   |   aromantic   |   demiromantic   |   unsure   |   doesn’t   like   labels

EDUCATION   :   high   school   |   college   |   university   |   master’s   degree   |   PhD   |   other  (PhD equivalent)

I’VE   BEEN   :   in   love   |   hurt   |   ill   |   mentally   abused   |   bullied   |   physically   abused   |   tortured   |   brainwashed   |   shot

POSITIVE      TRAITS   :   affectionate   |   adventurous   |   athletic   |   brave   |   careful   |   charming   |   confident   |   creative   |   cunning   |   determined   |   forgiving   |   generous   |   honest   |   humorous   |   intelligent   |   loyal   |   modest   |   patient   |   selfless   |   polite   |   down-to-earth   |   diligent   |   romantic   |   moral   |   fun-loving   |   charismatic   |   calm   

NEGATIVE      TRAITS   :   aggressive   |   bossy   |   cynical   |   envious   |   shy   |   fearful   |   greedy   |   gullible   |   jealous   |   impatient   |   impulsive   |   cocky   |   reckless   |   insecure   |   irresponsible   |   mistrustful   |   paranoid   |   possessive   |   sarcastic   |   self-conscious   |   selfish   |   swears   |   unstable   |   clumsy   |   rebellious   |   emotional   |   vengeful   |   anxious   |   self-sabotaging   |   moody   |   peevish   |   angry   |   pessimistic   |   slacker   |   thin   skinned   |   overly   dramatic   |   argumentative

LIVING      SITUATION   :   lives   alone   |   lives   with   parent(s)   /   guardian   |   lives   with   significant   other   |   lives   with   a   friend   |   drifter   |   homeless   |   lives   with   children   |   other   -   lives distantly from found family

PARENTS      /      GUARDIANS   :   mother   |   father   |   adoptive   |   foster   |   grandmother   |   grandfather | lost

SIBLING(S)   :   sisters   |   brothers   |   none      |   other   (adoptive)

RELATIONSHIP   :   single   |   crushing   |   dating   |   engaged   |   married   |   separated  |   it’s   complicated   

I      HAVE      A(N)   :   learning   disorder   |   personality   disorder   |   mental   /   mood   disorder   |   anxiety   disorder   |   sleep   disorder   |   eating   disorder   |   behavioral   disorder   |   substance-related   disorder   |   PTSD   |   mental   disability   |   physical   disability

THINGS      I’VE      DONE      BEFORE   :   had   alcohol   |   smoked   |   stolen   |   done   drugs   |   self-harmed   |   starved   |   had   sex   |   had   a   threesome   |   had   a   one-night   stand   |   gotten   into   a   fist   fight   |   gone   to   hospital   |   gone   to   jail   |   used   a   fake   ID   |   played   hooky   |   gone   to   a   rave   |   killed   someone   |   had   someone   try   to   kill   them

Tagged by: @dcviated Tagging: @etherose (Senti!) @booksilent (Aelia) @melodicbreeze + Steal it

[fen-the-space-dragon]

I think I’ve picked the right path for my life when I get to go outside and see all this cool stuff

And then I get to go back inside and listen to a dnd podcast while looking through trail cam photos and find that in addition to bikers (so many bikers. Do not set a camera up to look for animals near a trail) there was a coyote!!

Really glad I decided to make a different decision cuz last year I was sitting inside staring at code I didn’t understand all day. Now I get to go outside and regardless of if I’m outside or inside I get to look at critters and cool plants all day :D

[sharkieboi]

so I got some skirts. I haven’t worn skirts/dresses in a very long time, basically since I came out and started transitioning. but I love this artist and one skirt in particular I’ve been pining after was on the ��Discontinued” chopping block so I caved and bought it.

and it arrived and I tried it on tonight and holy shit I didn’t realize how much I missed the appeal of skirts, like on levels fashion and aesthetic and sensory and comfort and !!!

I’m literally so happy about it and so reluctant to take it off that i’m sitting on the couch watching TV still in the full Outfit I tried on, it’s so great

[lxnarphase]

━━ ❝ it's sticky, toshi... ❞

ᯓ ❤︎₊‧⁺...synopsis : you help ushijima finally realize that he's got a breeding kink

ᯓ ❤₊‧⁺...cw : u. wakatoshi x fem!reader, dirty talk, messy and wet, teasing, marathon sex, pet names, breeding kink, talks of pregnancy, ushijima can't stop cumming

ᯓ ❤₊‧⁺...lunar's note : haikyuu save me, save me ushijima wakatoshi, SAVE ME !! anyways hi i spent 150$ on ushijima merch yesterday and i don't regret it, so say hello to my haikyuu phase coming back !!!

ushijima having a breeding kink isn't a surprise to you at all.

what is surprising is how long it takes for him to figure it out.

sure, at first it wasn't clear, but after being with him for so long, you quickly pick up on whenever he'd mutter in your ear as he slid his stupidly big cock inside of you, saying how badly he wished he could cum inside of you instead in the condom.

afterwards, he's so focused on cleaning you up and making sure you felt good and satisfied, you don't get a chance to question him on it. not that you were complaining, ushijima is so cute when he's asking if you need anything and constantly reminds you to get up and go use the bathroom.

it's even cuter when he realizes you can't walk.

"ah. i'm sorry, i didn't realize how hard i went...here, let me help."

eventually, you to suggest things to ushijima, trying to test out the waters with him.

you start by just asking if he’d want to fuck you without the condom, what he thought about cumming inside, even jokingly saying you’d make him a dad one day.

but it seems like that last part was swimming around his head for a while...he can't get the thought of you getting chubby and round with his kid out of your head. and knowing he'd be able to take care of you all the time? that thought alone made him shiver a little.

what can he say, he loves doting on you more than anything.

however, you aren't expecting the way he reacted weeks after dealing with your teasing and questioning, fueling the thoughts swirling inside his head.

"toshi, if you ever cum inside me, you should set it as your phone background! actually, wait, no, because what if your teammates see it..."

"..."

"mm, maybe a video instead? ooh, yeah, i want a video of you cumming in me then pullin' out so i can see it spill out, toshtosh, would you do that f' me?"

he doesn't reply and doesn't give you a chance to comment again. the visual you painted in his mind just too much for him.

next thing you know, ushi's got you folded in half on the bed, making sure you feel every drag of his stupidly fat cock against your hot gummy walls. he's pulling out to just the tip before slamming back inside you, groaning each time you let out a whimper of his name or squeeze down on him.

"toshi, t-toshi! h-hoohmygod, please, baby, c-calm down, 'm sorry f' teasin', oh my goddd...!"

you're so fucking wet and noisy, he wants to make you be quiet because he feels like your going to make him cum too fast but he'd never ever do it as the thought of not being able to hear you is painful.

he's lost track of time, your cunt making him brainless as he pumps his cock in and out of you as he groans your name, one of his hands pinning your arms to your back while the other presses your head into the pillows.

"s-shhh, honey, let...let me make you feel good, y're so loud..."

it's so fucking messy and sloppy, his cum is dripping out of your tight pussy from how many times he’s emptied his load into you, but he still isn’t stopping, no, he can't. it’s leaking from between your thighs, leaving a milky white sheen on his dick, dripping down onto the bedsheets.

"m-mmh, nooo, toshi, don' wanna be quiet, i-i wan' you to hear how good you make me feel, baby," you purr between moans, knowing that your voice was enough to get him off. the throb of his dick inside of you told you that you were right.

“i...i thought 'bout fucking you like this all day, during practice…that i’d fuck you full of my cum, get it so deep inside you," he mutters with a grunt, moving his hands off you so he could drape himself over your back.

"f-fuck, everyone knew something was off, kageyama kept asking me if-if was okay, how 'm i 'posed to tell him my pretty little honey is waiting at home for me to fill them with my cum?”

with an affirming coo, you manage to tilt your head to the side to look over your shoulder, wanting to see how ushijima is holding up and god, the sight is so sinful.

ushijima's dripping in sweat, his bottom lip swollen and puffy from his teeth digging into it. his fluffy hair is messy and sticking to his damp forehead, and his eyes are shut, squeezing in pleasure when the head of his cock brushed against that sweet spot just right, making your cunt spasm around him.

but his eyes keep opening to see the mess between the both of you. each thrust causes his cum to spill out around him, loud, wet squelches filling the bedroom. and it's only fueling his need to fill you up again, and again, and again, until he can’t anymore.

ushijima can’t stop himself, flipping you over onto your back and folding you into a mating press and, god, he's so fucking happy he did. the way you sob his name, your nails clawing at his back as you cry in pleasure about how much deeper he is now driving him insane.

“t-toshi, cum in me, please, wanna make you a daddy, please.”

“I know, baby, I’ll give you all of it, fuck you full of cum until you can’t take anymore.”

fuck, he’s so loud, he sounds so good. ushi's deep, drawn out groans and pants of your name making you go dizzy, his big hands squeezing your waist tightly each time your hands tug at his hair.

“mm, fuck, that’s right, take all my cum, look at you, so good, can you take more? let...let me cum in you again, baby, you promised you’d make me a daddy, right? i-i need to make sure it sticks.”

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