#she's the SAME HEIGHT as the guy
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you guys know how like once every four months someone asks me if I'm going to write a witchcraft book?
#the main character is 36 and she has a bad knee#she's the SAME HEIGHT as the guy#breaking lots of stereotypes lmao#anyways you guys this is what i've been doing instead of tumblr sorry#someone who ISN'T MY FRIEND OR FAMILY gave it a good review on amazon!!!
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theyre all aro/acespec btw. just so you know.
#homestuck#jake english#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#jane crocker#j egbert#june egbert#john egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley#alpha kids#beta kids#my art#mine#homestuck headcanons#jake has the gay flag with sex and magic included obviously#i think it suits him better than the standard mlm flag#other notes: jake is the tallest and jane is the shortest#roxy and dave are the same height but rose would be a little shorter than dirk if she weren't wearing heels#jade was always intersex it has nothing to do with the dog thing#dave has the same hair type as roxy but wears locs instead#transfem dave has really grown on me guys#shes kind of everything
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my fenton family + vlad height hcs be upon ye
#danny and jazz's heights are what imagine how tall they'd be at the end of highschool btw#danny will always be a guy who despite being sm like his dad didn't get the 1 thing he wanted which was his height and instead all of that#went to jazz instead he's kinda bitter abt it lol#meanwhile jazz is like look it's not my fault you got stuck w mom's height so quit whining abt it already🙄#in all srsly i don't think danny would mind being a short king at all actually#he just has to be annoying abt it bc ofc he does#also YK anytime jazz mentions how danny and maddie are basically the same height#danny's always like um actually i'm an 1/2 inch taller than mom#she's always like danny yk i don't actually care right ^^#bc at the end of day you're still short lol#that pisses danny off every time he's OK WE GET YOU'RE TALL#danny phantom#robi hcs#robi rambles
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she's 39 he's 4000+ and they're having a slumber party (they squat in the same apartment)
two images of similar themes but very different styles because??? i honestly don't know
#my art#dishonored#the outsider#billie lurk#they hang out 👍#i hate drawing (still does it)#former outsider has yet to get any other clothes he has to make due with sleeping in his day clothes rn (<--lore)#friends come free with the flat :)#outsider neck scar one of my most beloved headcanons#billie's wearing a prosthetic liner (converted sock) in the first pic The Arm doesn't have a socket and also is magic but the strap would s#till chafe against her skin if she was wearing it w/out long sleeves#(<--more lore)#idk how it stays on even when she's wearing it over her jacket bc it's not fixed through sleeve loops or anything but. the arm is magic#so im gonna stop thinking about it now#just one more thing. the outsider is allegedy 5'6 according to a harvey smith tweet which is the same height as his dh2 va#and i have never seen anyone speculate on billie's height but going by va she'd be 5'7#which is kind of funny. why is he so small (friendly fire) (words from a guy that's shorter than him)
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Today is my Sunday so I rushed as much content as I could since idk what my work week is gonna look like
#she’s yearning for them being broke and sharing an apartment 💔#do you guys like the reptile food prep in the kitchen#that comes from life experience 🫶#evil YOUNGER woman yuri!#really switching up my content guys#clone high#I’m still mad about them being the same height. it throws everything off
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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.
And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.
#my characters#also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him#so instead of yelling his full proper name#she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last#and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public#hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king#the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller#the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab#and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister#she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY#so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he#but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but#he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother#and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him#and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe#and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member#and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes#cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone#so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me#but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five#this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think#now im super tired bye
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wuaahehehehe [template here]
#love how every1 is distinctly cartoony in one way or another#and then theres logan and his semi realistically stylized ass#the duality#also he isnt really mean but hes been on my mind all week i had to include him#( lime juice ) — ✦ ₊˚#lime stop using the same picture of vivi over and over challenge#its not my fault shes so filled w wonder and awe#ANYWAYS THE MIDDLE ROW GUY ON THE FAR RIGHT IS IGGI FROM THE FABULOUS WEBCOMIC#DUSTEE VS THE SALT SYNDICATE#GO READ IT NOOOOWWWWW#+ literally just noticed how from an outside perspective you could think#that anon and laika [idk im just drawn to them and haha how are they so small]#should swap places and itd work better#but thats an optical illusion laika is abt the same height as me meanwhile anon is huge#i just chose this pic bc it was cute#꒰ ⚙ ꒱#꒰ ❄ ꒱#꒰ 🚬 ꒱#꒰ 🧣 ꒱#꒰ 🍌꒱#꒰ 🌱 ꒱#꒰ 👾 ꒱#꒰ 🍜 ꒱
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LONG TIME NO AUTI- SONIC
#These are RUSHED#And kinda ugly bc I haven't been drawing#Lisa is show stopping tho#I love how she turned out#Everyone else kinda uggo#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#lisa minci#raiden ei#I made them matching sets <33#Slowly but surely furthering my EiLisa agenda#EiLisa#sonadow#Technically.. Maybe.. The intent was there so#Sonic and Shadow are the same height. Ei is just tall & Lisa is short#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#I may or may not polish these in the future#Not promising shit tho
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reblog to slap her bald head
#my art#my ocs#imach quality MIGHT be ass🔥 but whatevs#her weapon is a jjk refrance btw .. if anyone even cares …#toji’s epic sword thing that he used to [REDACTED] gojo is called the inverted spear of heaven :]#it nullifies cursed techniques yay so that’s why Adonai’s sword does the same 👍 but with just .. extra powers(tm)#like classpect powers u kno.. basically u would only have ur physical strength n shit left. all weapons you wield also loose their effect#if ur super weak then it’ll last one minute ! then up to six depending on how strong u are#it can also be re-inflicted as many times as they deem necessary#umm what other Adonai facts do I have#ouhg yes they like wing flight better than god tier flight cos their extra wings help them do CRAYZEE aerial moves😎#think of how a cheeta’s tail helps it make really sharp turns n stuff. like dat#I calculated his height based off how tall Mary is haha she’s 6’1 and I have a rlly old height comparison picture of them#her and Mary are moirails btw :D or at least they were until .. the incident#😁😁😁#they’ve always been a dersie (LAAAAAMEE!!!) since I created them but I was thinking of like how sollux dual dreams 🤨 liek#they r a little different since . it’s just one fucked up guy and idk how it would work LMAOOOO but . I decided. it doesn’t matter#like. At all. since the dreamself died LOOOONGGG before canon#Adonai might b my most well thought out oc tbh#I could yap forever abt him ok enough yapping. my head hurt
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I was tagged by @tevinterspirit , @sstrawbearies and @yacchannanamin to post 6 (5 originally but I'm cheating a little since I got tagged by 3 people) of my all time favorite characters. Vote for your faves (bonus if you tell me who)!!
Tagging @aroacehanzawa @bixiaoshi and @verlaines-ex and anyone else who wants to do it
#“night did you put the guy from the classic french novel the stranger on here?” yes bc im obsessed with him. meursault isnt even a character#to me he's my next door neighbor. ive read the stranger more times than any other book#and then naturally i had to put yjh on here i literally named my blog after him#yukina has such a special place in my heart bc i could relate to her story in so many ways and her design is so good and i love her#character. i wish so bad she got more screentime#celty is also so special to me. i can relate to her so much too and her design and her character and her story arc and!! everything about#her i love her. celty was also the first character i ever cosplayed as#god the essays i could write about chuuya's character and his development. i love him so much. he and i also are the same height#night speaks/a voice from the shadows#tag games#polls
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Food group swap!
#Doodles#Pajama Sam#Florette#Luke Wigglebig#Flukette#'Sup it's been like a year and I'm comin' back atcha with a design swap lol#What if they were each other's type of food! What might that look like!#I think Florette would be cotton candy and Luke would be a radish lol#The only real change would be the nature of their insults lol - Luke is no longer a flathead and Florette no longer a shrub#They're still both delegates and both their same heights and limbs - although I guess now Luke has feet lol#And Florette has a wrapped paper body! Y'know like a cone - what's used for cotton candy at state fairs and the like lol#It's wider than average which also makes it looser - so she can wrap and unwrap herself to act as limbs in place of the jacket I gave her#Luke gets to keep his arms tho! How unfair!#I guess the General did have arms and he was a veggie so it's not like it's unheard of#And like the Ice Cream Cone guy from the S.S.A.M. didn't have arms so! There's precedent on both sides!#Mostly it was just a lot of fun seeing how much I could bring them out in their design while being completely different lol#They've still got the same catty attitude towards each other (and ship as far as I'm concerned cough) lol#But turning Luke's lapels into a leaf collar and giving him more leaves for hands ah! They're really fun to draw actually haha#And cotton candy is already an obvious favourite for me lol#Yes I was imagining her as a blue/pink combo lol I'm very predictable#I guess she could be green :0 Pastel green isn't exactly common but cotton candy can be any colour so#A radish for Luke felt obvious tho lol - pink veggies are a thing! Lean into it#They were both really fun to design and doodle bouncing off each other hehe ♪
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Yoosung's all done!
#prince's gaming tag#this little shit asking me if him bringing up rika all day made him look pathetic#and when i said it made me feel jealous he said he's glad to hear that#but i had nothing to worry about bc how he felt about me was different from how he felt about rika#and then he asked what he thought about a guy like him and I said just my type#and he looked happy but before he could answer he sneezed bc of the cold and then it started snowing#and thats when he embraced me from behind and said the above#i wanna bring up this artist's insistence of drawing the MC short af bc Yoosung is 171cm/5'7#how fucking short is the MC here??? i feel like they didnt have a model sheet on hand here#if i go off another story MC is the same height as Rika who's 159cm/5'2#but she looks shorter than that here#im remembering jaehee's vday cg where MC is sooooo small compared to her and then they fixed it so jaehee stood about 2in taller#anyway i only got one more ending to get in this dlc and then im done! and it's the best one to me#bc it's my girlllllllll!!!!!! saved the best for last. ill be getting it tonight
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*prepare for me to ramble about TCOT incoherently for the next month*
Marril: Damn it, am I sick?
Honrul: Wtf are you talking about?
Marril: I CAN'T DO MY JOB, I FEEL AWFUL. IT'S LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE OR LIKE MY HEART STOPPED WORKING OR I'VE BEEN PUNCHED OR SOMETHING?!??!?!
Honrul: You look fine.
Marril: I'm not feeling like that right now...
Honrul: When is it like that?
Marril: When I try to do my damn job! Does Shyre have some sort of sick psychological powers of some kind?
Honrul: OH-
Marril: ???
Honrul: *WHEEZE* OMFG
Honrul: WREN COME LOOK AT THIS IDIOT
#Honrul is definitely the type of guy to make fun of Marril for being in love#Wren would make fun of him too#But more his taste bc she hates Shyre#Marril: You're the same height as her#Marril: Honrul#Marril: You are 5'8 stfu#Honrul: AT LEAST I'M NOT A FUCKING PUSSY
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It does still boggle my mind that they undid Ein and Aphmau being siblings in mystreet with an SMP video (something entirely not related to mystreet???) to do weird shipbait for a ship I’m pretty sure a majority of the fandom dislikes when they could do romantic rival stuff for Aphmau with. Literally any other character. Like Zane. Which they already do. And that Ein and aphmaus dynamic in SMP videos is way better (and tends to be more funny) when they ARENT doing shipbait like. How do you fuck up a dynamic by trying to make it “less weird” by just making it more boring and one note
#also like??? naming a video ‘sibling rivalry’ ft Aph and Ein then renaming ‘frienemes rivalry’???#like girl we all saw that title. just own the writing choices. you can do it#sorry this shit STILL gets me on my nerves it’s ridiculous#bc of them ‘uncanoning’ them being related I feel like they might just drop the half sibling idea entirely#like placing bets on if we’ll get an interesting conclusion on zack? no?? because mystreet hates complex villains?#don’t get me started on how Elizabeth was held up to the same height as zack and DIDNT SHOW UP ONCE IN SEASON SIX#like she showed up at the VERY END for five minutes and one flashback. why didn’t they use her?? at all???#sorry this has just turned into my s6 rant my bad but I’m just really pissed Elizabeth got shoved to the side#it’s not even they kept Ein’s crush on Aphmau for Mystreet Lore purposes YOURE ALL DIFFERENT PEOPLE. YOU CAN BE DIFFERENT#PIERCE ISNT EVEN THE SAME GUY. YOU CAN CUT OUT EINS CRUSH ON HIS SISTER
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I haven't drawn the mermen interacting with anyone but each other so I keep forgetting just how small I think they are. Henrik is pretty tall, but even so.
#this honestly isnt canonically dar off though i think i removed a couple inches from them each#eugene is face to face with louise only when standing on top of the raft#thats from about her waist up and assuming shes the same height as frida ive compared to a pic of the kids standing next to joanna and#anders and it more or less lines up. im goinf with it any way. little guys#franklin
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Hmmm, having a realization that all the ocs I remember are taller than the love interest to some degree. Or! Just straight up might be the same fuckin height but is stronger than the love interest. This is a realization I’m not complaining about. I’m just putting my realization out there though for you nerds to see.
#daily life of blep#i guess#it’s literally a majority with how many are tall#Rhea and Torsten?#taller than snotlout#Bon?#she’s 6’5 dagur is like… 5’10#idk if you guys remember when I made Rowan#but that one was at least same height as Hunter#I made like two ocs for one piece too#both are taller than the love interest#I-#is this a problem?????
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