#she’s not a celebrity she’s a child

[jewishbarbies]

Something always pissed me off about Greta, I never figured out what it was but now I have another reason to hate her fucking guts!

i never had a problem with her activism necessarily (some forms of protest are just dumb, like throwing soup on famous paintings, etc.) but she as a person has been put on a pedestal at such a young age and it was only a matter of time before she had a bad and/or harmful opinion. she’s literally a child and grown adults are looking to her for a voice of resistance. it makes no sense to me.

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

[uncanny-tranny]

What some people don't realize is that some trans people don't know they were trans as kids, but not for the reasons you might think...

Like when I was a kid, I would watch movies with women in them and I'd be like, "okay, I guess I'm a straight guy. These are very heterosexual feelings," and that was the end of it. What I didn't think was that that made me trans, because as far as I cared, I started life as a straight little boy.

[my-fancy-hat]

I said asa needed a mother rather than a bf to supply her emotional needs. Well... she always had a mother figure since the start

Arms extended, letting her child go and live/calling for their children to come and die

[wu-wakfu-undertale]

Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

[skyrigel]

I don't feel loved

[moldy-flowers]

Naruto au where Jiriya comes back to Konoha to adopt Naruto like he promised to do but somewhere along the way they get Tsunade back in the village and Tsunade becomes Sasukes caretaker (She adopts him but neither are comfortable calling eachother mother and son yet so they stick with "The Lady in my house who cooks bad" and "the brat who doesn't appreciate good meals when he sees them")

Then at some point when Naruto and Sasuke are genins Jiriya and Tsunade get married and now Naruto and Sasuke have to live together. There's a really emotional scene of Sasuke having to say goodbye to his old home and its like "oh god its really all over they're not coming back I'm not coming back I can't just leave them behind I need to let go but I just can't do it" and Tsunade calls Sasuke her son for the first time and he totally doesn't cry!!!

Forest of death but Sasuke Sakura and Naruto already know who Orochimaru is, Sasuke knows absolutely not to trust him so the curse mark doesn't really affect him too horribly but it does lead for a lot of tension in the group. Also after being the girlboss she was born to be Sakura decides she can't be protected anymore and bc Tsunade is like, right there she asks her if she can be trained and Tsunade says yes obv. Hiruzen dies purely because i hate that guy but Orochimaru also dies to Jiriya and Tsunade also because I really really hate him too.

Theres the time when Kisame and Itachi visit Konoha and Itachi hears Naruto refer to Tsunade as his mom and Sasuke as his brother and hes GOT to know what's going on so he spies on them and learns that Sasukes been adopted but he sees this moment of Tsunade announcing she's pregnant (what a shocker she was 🤏 that close to never having to worry about pregnancy ever again but Jiriya just couldn't keep it in his pants for another 2 years, the manwhore.) And itachi sees Sasuke realising he's gonna be an older brother and being super happy about it saying he's gonna be the best big brother ever (Hades hangs his laundry on the bar its so low all he's gotta do is not kill everyone and he's already better than Itachi) and Itachi is like "ah man but how's he gonna get stronger there's no hatred in there i need him to do my suicide for me!!!" But Jiriya noticed he was there and confronts him a little later but see Jiriyas a little smarty pants and has been living in Konoha for years and always knew there was something fishy with the massacre and danzo so Jiriya just bluffs his way to the truth (Phoenix is that you?) And he's like "look Sasukes ur brother but he's my son now, he has enough nightmares and enough trauma and enough trust issues to last him a lifetime feck off and if you wanna die so bad then kill yourself and don't use your brother as a tool for ur suicide" <- I may be projecting a bit but ANYWAYS Itachi and Kisame have to leave Konoha bc Naruto is under watch by Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiriya and they are NAWT winning that fight.

Skip to shippuden era Sasuke v/ Itachi fight but Itachis been skipping out on his meds!! (He did it because he's a nerd loser guy who thinks "oh man sasuke isn't angry or filled with hatred and overall living a really terrible and unfufilling life he's probably so weak i need to stoop down to his level") Oh no so hes really super sick and Sasuke has picked up a lot from Tsunade so he knows Itachis time is near and although Sasuke really wants Itachi dead he's like "fuck it, dude you absolutely ruined my life and gave me trauma I'm never ever going to recover from sometimes I still wonder if my friends or family are going to turn around and kill me do you know how fucked that is why the hell did you even do that I don't want some bullshit excuse tell me" like he absolutely chews that loser (derogatory) out and Itachi is like, "kk ill tell u everything" and Sasuke is RUINED and he takes like a long 30 minutes of silence between the two just sitting there for Sasuke to go like "Itachi, I don't... think I forgive you. But I understand why you did it. I would have done it too" And its very emotional!! That moment is all Itachi needs bc he was sort of barely clinging onto life as it is and now that he's got peace he can finally die and they share a really sweet moment before he goes :(

And when Sasuke gets home and cries, (this time he can admit it cause he's a big boy now and understands it's okay to feel) to Tsunade he calls her his mother for the first time and its so ahaishahabnabsjsjnd

Anyways they all lived happily ever after the end no wars no nothing all over bye bye

[inkbagel]

I love Jordana so much I hope she never gets a redemption arc

[alibonbonn]

Concepting some cool clothes for me and my frens' druid durges. I think druid durge is such a cool idea! Circle of spores or not. Iridis | Tarlukk | Gylla | Sparrow

[fatehbaz]

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[afterthegreatunknown]

The sixteen-year-old Cleo after the events of The Thistle of the Valley continues to work on her ink formula at Handkerchief Heights where Jake visits, alongside the former Association of Associates. Pip and Squeaks visit as much as Jake, for she’s the second person to know of their father’s death, and supports Jake’s decision to be their guardian, and helps out whenever she can.

Cleo honestly likes Handkerchief Heights more than her home of Ink Inc., and stayed there for eight years. She didn’t move out because she grew tired of it. It’s because Cleo after years of hard work, finally completed her ink formula. Cleo in her excitement, tells those of the former Association of Associates, and they hold a party of celebration.

However, a week before Cleo makes the official announcement, she got told of news of the City, of something that has yet to be made public, but will be soon enough. Anwhistle Aquatic, a place Cleo learned to be connected to Lemony Snicket and his organization, burned to the ground. Sensing that there’s smoke in the air (no pun intended), Cleo fears that her ink formula will be stolen away, and something worse will happen to her and her home.

Cleo ultimately decides that if the world wants an announcement, they’ll get one in the form of an engagement. Cleo one day before the announcement, tells Jake and the others of her worries and plan. Cleo then asks Jake if he’s okay with the idea of an engagement rather young. Jake tells her he would be fine with them in an engagement as seniors. Happy and touch by his answer, Cleo pulls out the ring that belonged to the man her grandmother Ingrid loved dearly, and proposes to Jake. The next day later, Cleo shows the world of her sweetheart.

Cleo always wanted a child (singular; one child is enough for her, thank you very much), so giving birth to Gustave has her crying tears of joy. Cleo is happy her son is interested in chemistry like her and his late great-grandmother, as well as knowledgeable (and he uses such knowledge to make the best cream soups). As such, Cleo has no fears of history repeating itself.

It’s only until years later, after a few months of the Hotel Denouement Fire, does Cleo reveal her ink formula, when hearing word that the organization Lemony Snicket was part of is gone, at least for the time being. Stain’d-by-the-Sea has gotten life back into it through tourism and other means. But that announcement properly brings the city back to its former glory, a feat that has Cleo thinking it would make her grandmother proud.

[angelblvd444]

Grannyyy release that poor boy!!!

[kibibarel]

i saw the leaked sun and moon stuff on twitter and ran here to see your opinions oh my god

LMAO i wish i had more to say!! honestly so tragic that beta Lusamine's bio was pretty much unchanged through to current-day canon and did not feature any baffling real life celebrity references for me to laugh at

like come on.......Guzma's said they wanted him to visually resemble Antonio Banderas and HAVE A POMPADOUR, but Lusamine's is just like "oh she's hot but scary and grew up a spoiled child"? we already knew all that!! 😭😭

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

one thing I find simply hilarious is that JoJo Siwa is doing all this debased and cringe-y nonsense specifically to distance herself from her kiddie-performer image, yet you will still find people who say "sure it's horrid, but we shouldn't mock her for it, she's just a kid"

she's 20 whole years old and even I find myself thinking, "it's so sad, she's just a child...."

[lilybarthes]

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[russilton]

God I forgot how annoying it is to catch up with tumblr after 3 days away— on behalf of all my mutuals posts who missed and am just now getting to— my bad

In my defence I had a lot going on but I now have a semi official 6 months ish timeline to top surgery (trust me for the nhs this is about as clear as it gets)