#she said exactly that
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i literally hate people who do stupid shit (spelunking, dangerous mountain climbing) and then are like "i didn't know what to expect 😢" yes you did dumbass, if you sat your ass on your couch, you wouldn't be in such a dangerous situation
#like i saw this video of some girl saying she was in the death zone of MT EVEREST#she said exactly that#like it's the tallest mountain in the world did you expect sunshine and lollipops
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SHE MET THE FATE OF A PINECONE
#pjo#thalia grace#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#😭😭😭😭😭😭#IM DYINGGGG#percy gave exactly 0 fucks#he said idc that’s one of your best friends she still deserves to get roasted for being a fucking tree#posts of lark
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she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬
#sims 4#the sims community#simblr#ts4#sims 4 edit#mysims#drawing/editing these tears took actual years off my life#editing this in general did but the tears were my hell#her name is norma jean named after her grandmother but she goes by either jeanie or jj#she works at the local convenience store and bartends at night when shes able to pick up shifts#shes the worst bartender in existence and refuses to lift anything over 2 pounds#she once convinced a customer to buy her a sweater because she looked a little cold while working#she lied and said her manager never lets them turn on the heat and casually mentioned pennys was selling her favorite sweater#and then described in detail exactly where the sweater was in the store#all she had to do was blink her big brown eyes and call them baby a few times and they immediately folded#she goes to church 7 days a week even though she hates it because that's what she did when her mom was still alive#and its one of the few things that helps her feel close to her mom#her mom died after she had to drop out of highschool to take care of her#she holds a lot of resentment for having to give up such a big part of her life#but at the same time blames herself for not being able to make her mom better#she doesnt believe in banks and hides money around her house to store it but she's also super forgetful#she'll randomly find money around the house and then treat herself like it was present she meant to leave for her future self#she loves crosswords but treats it like a fun game and refuses to check if her answers are ever right#there's ur fun little facts about jeanie 🫵🏼
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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Violet TWDG they will never make me hate you
#twdg#twdg violet#i finally got to retry this concept after an entire year#still not exactly what i was picturing but i got close enough#everyone who said vi was only using clem as a rebound#you have been on my list since 2018#like how could you not sympathize with her???#she was mean to xyz#well they probably deserved it#there's such a warmth to her character that feels so vulnerable and genuine#i have so much to say about her that i might actually be able to use my english degree#anyway#my art#bonk barrel#twdg 4#violet twdg
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Life sure is Wild huh
#i know that's not exactly what she said. but it's the vibes#ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#wild life spoilers#wild life smp#wlsmp#mcyt#mcyt fanart#doodle#wild life fanart#digital art#bamboozlers#the bamboozlers#blanq pages
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when the bad opinion on the dash is from a mutual
#this post was made exactly a month ago what did i see to draft this i wonder?#but me when lin said she doesnt like eternity
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Just realizing Bakugo was looking straight at Izuku in this scene 😭 like y'all I can't with them
The whole class showed up to congratulate them and he's so busy staring at Deku that he doesn't even give a flying sh*t that they're there until Sato shoved that cake in his face 😂😂😂
#“That thing is massive-”#that's what she said#What were you looking at exactly Bakugo#mha#bkdk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bakugo#deku#bnha
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"Go away. You're too late." "Oh, it's a hell of a place. It says something about the late Marcus that he found imprisoning your sister to be a greater mercy than killing her." "Killing isn't mercy." Silco chuckles. " A spark of rebellion still burns inside that husk, I see. No... killing is a cycle. One that started long before Vander and me. And it will continue long after the two of you." "I'm done running in circles." "We build our own prisons. Bars forged of oaths, codes, commitments. Walls of self-doubt and accepted limitation. We inhabit these cells, these identities, and call them "us." I thought I could break free by eliminating those I deemed my jailors. But... Jinx... I think the cycle only ends when you find the will to walk away."
#silco#jinx#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#im broken#he was her last voice of reason#the way his voice broke a bit when he said 'walk away'#christtttt#his eye being blue is so interestinggggg#there's so many ways to interpret this since it's not exactly silco as silco but through the lens of jinx#and she's in the darkest headspace here#so whether or not having silco say this to her and her coming to her own conclusion of how to 'fix' things is what silco actually say#is so fascinating#because later on she attempts to take her own life#and silco would never have her do such a thing#it's so messed up#ahhhhhh
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For as long as he was able, Ubuyashiki Kagaya was visiting ailing Corp members.
There he is visiting comatose Tanjirou, though Kagaya himself was very recently busy doing stuff like this:
He presumably also visited comatose Inosuke, who only woke up seven days before Tanjirou did.
According to the Gotou and Sumi report, Zenitsu woke up the day after the battle, and returned to going on missions two days before Tanjirou woke up.
Ergo, it stands to reason that Zenitsu got a chance to meet Kagaya and wakefully enjoy the soothing sound of Kagaya's voice, and that Kagaya in all likelihood praised him for his accomplishments.
#ubuyashiki kagaya#agatsuma zenitsu#i can imagine it going exactly like after Zenitsu protected Nezuko's box and Tanjirou was thanking him but then said he was strong#Zenitsu being all happy like#'well yyyyeahhhh I did stand up to an Upper Moon (what? she wasn't?) but I had to because a girl was crying'#'defeated an Upper Moon? nope wrong guy'#but since it's Kagaya he might play along like#'oh was it some other guy who can do Godspeed? maybe somebody named Shoichi?'#and then coax him into facing the reality that he's probably known deep down inside all along#which maybe leads Zenitsu on a path of character development we didn't get to see
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The way he doesn't hesitate for a second and even ensures he cushions the landing... We're being fed so well.
#hsr spoilers#honkai star rail spoilers#hsr#and because i absolutely had it on the mind#danstelle#i play stelle so she's canon to me#caelus players keep your finger ready to hit the record button because this is just delicious food#he just acts immediately pure instinct zero hesitation#as mercy said HE'S SO PROTECTIVE#and then after they roll out of the way he makes sure to have her land on top of him#keeps her safe the whole way through#a bit messily given how fast it happens#but oh my heart#ray's records#he'd do the same for march every step he'd do exactly the same#he loves them so much
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personal character design headcanons + brainrot
Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol
#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH#I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF#I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect#him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least#based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein#the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that#I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this#makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible#the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol#and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between#physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin#so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the#first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo#I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles#god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god#my art#doodles#lmk#Lego Monkie kid#Monkie kid#lmk au#re-bound!au#rebound au#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk mk#lmk xiaotian
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A lil guy !
#honkai star rail#dan heng#genuinely have a million things i wanna draw and then zero energy#so dan heng in a hoodie#now i gotta go get dinner sooooo maybe that will give energy and then i can draw more of what i actually wanna draw#but i kinda spent like ... hours ? talking to my mom earlier today#since shes been in the hospital for many many days#so i was catching her up on whats been goin on and showed her silly lil videos#and telling her how hyped i was for summer hrid and she (very patient with my fe talk)#was like you always tell me about banners being bad so it must have made you REALLY happy to say the whole banner is good#and im like yeah and i had multiple people on multiple sites like hey salmon/moeblob did ya see the banner#and she was like thats so cool that people acknowledge who you like and im like yeah it is p cool#and then i told her how mad i was at the absolutely criminal act of limiting how you can watch clue (1985 hit movie)#like i told her yeah sure i own it twice on dvd and once on itunes and that the only way to watch those#are either desktop or ps2 and how i dont have access to my itunes email#and i dont have it on my laptop so i sadly would have to rebuy the movie on itunes under a new acct#then i said how i loved that it was free to watch with ads on yt and id watched it twice that way#but then recently wanted to watch it on there but laptop and hoo boy you have to buy or rent it now#so i v angrily was like fine whatever ill do the thing and leave my room and go watch it on my moms tv#while she isnt around and use her amazon prime where it should be included except ! IT WASNT!#YOU HAVE TO HAVE PRIME TO BUY OR RENT IT NOW TOO!#HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS AND WHY ! who in the world is watching this movie so much that isnt me that they have to charge for it now#on all platforms unless you straight up pirate it#and hey why would i of all people be needing to pirate a movie i own physically two times and digitally once#this is literally a personalized attack to me#and my mom was like i understand how you feel cause yeah thats really weird to do to a 1985 movie#and im like yes exactly i have morals and principles that make me opposed to this and its v maddening#and she said she understood and its ok next time we are having power issues and i have to shut down#that if i really wanna watch it i can rent it on her amazon account and i looked at her and shes like oh you feel v strongly about this#and i do! I HAVE HAD IT GIFTED TO ME TWICE ! I BOUGHT IT ONCE! WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT IT FOR MORE MONEY!
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do NOT separate them....
#giggle EVERY time i wear catra on the thumb and she ra on the finger like yeah man. thats their height difference exactly 😭😭#okay tag dump incoming cover your ears#she ra#spop#catradora#diy jewellery#rings#jewellery#she ra and the princesses of power#ykw i think thatll do it 👍🏻 my gay little project can be called complete#<said no one everrrrr. ive got liver of sulphur so i might do catras mask slits and dye them with that. if i dont remake it entirely (quite#likely. i shldve used much thicker copper it is so fragile)#COPPER AND BRASS MEDIUM FOR ANYONE WHO CARES. PLUS THE DIRT CHEAPEST RED NAIL POLISH I CLD FIND#txtpost or whatever#my stuff#okay thisll do for now i can always come back and edit tags goodbye i love you say it back!
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watched The Substance and I cannot lie I LOVE the part where she goes goblin mode
#running around with her little coat and her hunchback. wait babe stop right there you're finally free!#the movie is really effective in the same way a good fairy tale is effective#you know exactly what's going to happen from the second you start it. you want to beg her not to#but if she was capable of doing that there wouldn't be a story. 2.4 hours of watching the inevitable unfold and you can't do shit about it#the substance#the substance spoilers#I was unsure if the third act would be able to tie the first two together and the make the movie work as a whole but. boy. it sure did#I LOVE a batshit third act in horror it must be said
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Broke: hoping I’ll eventually get so many followers that I’ll be able to push my RariTwi shipping agenda
Woke: make sure I’m reblogging and posting during times my dearest pal @punkitt-is-here is online
#just so u all know I messaged her and asked her if I was allowed to make another post about her god powers over the fandom#she said LOL YES#well not exactly but I don’t want to have to back out and retype this but that was the spirit of it#ALSO JOKE IS ON HER BECAUSE SHE CANT EVEN REBLOG THIS TO MEME ON HER POWERS#Punkitt’s god powers: 0 | mono’s shenanigans: 1
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