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kaybl · 1 year ago
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I puppetfied her... do whatever you want with this information 🤝
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pixel-moss167 · 8 months ago
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fire the harpoons
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bopernstien · 2 years ago
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this one was unreasonably fun AND frustrating! ehhehe
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o-i-w-u · 9 months ago
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HI OKAY SO- in celebration of todays eclipse i wanted to draw my favorite boyos! idk what breed of brainrot has possesed me to make ship art but eh!! you can see this stuff i'm posting as platonic or romantic idc d jahrjsje
sketch and oodles under cut
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traditional art gasp :0c
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stoopid doodles (the mechanic shark make-out doodle was on this page too- fun fact i suppose)
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fizzyboy · 8 days ago
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@apocalypseofgoodandevil
I can't make her canon. I already made a rule for myself not to add anymore ocs to the au.
But I can do this. :D
I call it Shark Attack.
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Context boyos:
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lees-chaotic-brain · 8 months ago
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your dog did what?!
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summary: they react to your dog chewing up used feminine products (feat. gojo, shoko, ino, choso, and nanami)
wc: 1.7k
cw: crack, fluff, reader has a period, kind of gross, use of pet names (sweetheart, babe, love), reader is referred to as "my girl" and wears makeup in nanami's part, swearing, gojo just being overly dramatic
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gojo satoru
“Who’s a sweet boy? Yes, you are! You are! Oooh, what’cha got there, huh? Wanna show daddy?” 
You could hear your boyfriend cooing at your dog in greeting as he stepped through the front door, and you smiled to yourself as you continued reading your book. Then:
“EEEUUUUUGGGGHHHHH WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK????”
Your boyfriend came hurtling around the corner launching all six feet three inches of himself into your lap, as he pointed accusingly in the direction he came from.
“BABY. YOUR DOG!!! HE-OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN SAY IT!”
He gives a full body shudder and clings to you tighter, wrapping his infinity around his foot and using it to keep your dog away from the two of you.
“BEGONE YOU FOUL BEAST!” He made exaggerated gagging sounds. “GET AWAY FROM US!!”
“SATORU!!” You shouted over his panicked screeching. “STOP YELLING.”
“But babeeeee.” He nuzzled into your neck still fending your dog off with a single socked foot. “You don’t even understand what this HORRID creature did.”
“Get off me you stupid lunk.” You push him off your lap, ignoring his indignant squawking, completely over his dramatics. “What could he have possibly done that’s that bad?”
“HE. ATE. A DIRTY TAMPON.” He flops around on the floor like a fish out of water, unable to find a better means of properly expressing his disgust. Your nose scrunches up, and you look down on him with annoyance.
“I mean, yeah it’s gross. But it’s not like he hasn’t done it before? It’s just kind of a thing that some dogs do.”
“WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS???”
Taking advantage of his momentary distraction, your dog leans down and licks your boyfriend's face, dangerously close to his mouth.
“AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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shoko ieri
“We’re returning the dog.” 
You look up from your phone as your girlfriend enters your bedroom, shedding her lab coat. Setting your phone down next to your pillow, you stand and give her a kiss. “Hey. Watch it. That’s our child you’re talking about.”
She huffs, leaning against you as you give her a hug. “Then I assume you haven’t seen it yet.”
“Seen what?” Wordlessly, Shoko takes you by the hand and leads you to the bathroom, opening the door and revealing the state of your bathroom. “This. It looks like shark week in here.”
You choke back a laugh at her phrasing, taking in the disaster that your bathroom currently was. Just then, your nine month old puppy trotted in wagging, excited that his entire family was home. Scooping him up, you press a kiss to the top of his furry head and present him to your girlfriend.
“Just look at him Sho. Can you really look our son in the face and tell him you’re giving him away?” You give her puppy eyes over the top of his head. “Look at how sweet he is! Who’s a good boyo, you are, ahhh I just love you so much!”
She looks at you in exasperation as you coddle and coo at the little bundle of fur, trying and failing to hide the admiration in her eyes. Finally she relents.
“I suppose since you love him so much we can keep him-”
“Yay!!” You dance around the cramped hallway holding the dog up. “You hear that? You get to stay! You know why? Because she looooves us! That’s right! She-”
“But you have to clean this up.”
“Boo.”
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ino takuma
Walking out of the grocery store, you accept an incoming facetime from your boyfriend, answering with a smile and a cheerful greeting. “Hey baby, what’s up-”
“My dearest darling girlfriend.” He cuts you off, speaking as soon as you answer and not pausing to listen to what you’re saying. “The love of my life. Could you possibly please explain to me why I came home and our apartment was covered in bloody fabric?”
“What?” Concerned, you stop loading your groceries into your trunk and squint at your phone. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. Show me.”
Obediently, he flips the camera, giving you a clear view of the red shreds scattered across the ground. You tell him to bring the camera a little closer, so he does and realization hits you over the head like a sledgehammer.
“Oh…um, so I don’t know how to tell you this…” You hesitate, knowing what you were about to tell him would most likely send Ino into hysterics. “But, uh, those are dirty pads that the dog chewed up…”
The other end of the phone is silent for a solid thirty seconds before he speaks again, surprisingly calm.
 “Say sike right now.”
You wince. “I can’t…”
There’s another moment of silence, and you watch as your boyfriend goes through all the stages of grief in a matter of seconds. Then he takes a deep breath and pulls himself together with a forced smile before hanging up.
“Give me a second babe, I gotta go call Nanamin and ask for some advice.”
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choso kamo
You were cuddled up with your boyfriend on the couch after a long day, soaking in the warmth and simple domesticity of the moment when he spoke over the show.
“Earlier today your dog was chewing on something bloody and had made a huge mess so I cleaned it up.” You sit up, pausing your episode. “Cho baby, what?”
He shrugs. “It appeared he had gotten into the bathroom trash can, and at first I wasn’t going to bring it up because it was no big deal, but the more I think about it the more I worry.”
He furrows his brow, his bottom lip jutting out in a slight pout. “That wasn’t all…your blood, was it?” Mistaking the confusion on your face for offense, he backtracks rapidly.
“Not that that would be a problem! I was just concerned because of the quantity of blood. I know it’s not healthy for humans to lose that much blood so I got a little scared. I want to be able to help you if you’re hurt.”
“No baby, I'm not mad.” You reassure him with a soft kiss. “I’m just confused. I don’t know why there would be blood in the trash can, or why the dog would eat it. You said it was the bathroom trash can-oh.”
Suddenly you look embarrassed, fidgeting with your fingers. “Don’t worry about it Cho. It’s no big deal. I’m sorry you had to clean it up. I’ll make sure I secure the trash can better next time.”
“What is it? What’s wrong?” He senses your shift in mood and he doesn’t like it. “Are you okay? Can you at least tell me where the blood came from so I don’t have to worry?”
Haltingly, with your cheeks burning, you explain how a period works to him. Despite knowing that it’s perfectly natural, you couldn’t help but feel a little shy for no reason at all.
“So yeah.” You finish. “That’s what it is. Gross isn’t it…”
Peeking up to gauge his reaction, you notice that he’s staring at you, aghast. 
“That happens…every month?” He looks mildly horrified. “And it hurts you?”
“Well I mean yes, but everyone has to deal with it so it’s really no big deal-”
“And it’s happening to you right now? Why didn’t you tell me?” He looks so heartbroken, your chest hurts. “I just didn’t want to be a bother…”
“You’re not a bother! I want to take care of you! What did you say helped again?”
He leaps up from the couch, muttering as he paced back and forth before planting a quick kiss on the top of your head and running out of your apartment.
“I’ll be right back! I need to go buy some things!”
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nanami kento
You’re in your bedroom putting the finishing touches on your makeup when you hear your apartment door open, letting you know that your boyfriend was there to pick you up for your date. 
“Give me one second!” You call out, carefully curling your eyelashes. “I’m almost ready, just doing up my makeup!”
“Erm, darling?” You hear your boyfriend call out from the other room. He sounds a little off. “I hate to disturb you, but can you come here for a second?”
Carefully applying an even coat of mascara to your curled lashes, you get up from your vanity, despite not having finished your highlighter or lip gloss. Knowing your boyfriend he wouldn’t be bothering you unless it was important. Your bare feet pad softly against your wooden floors as you leave your bedroom and enter the main area.
“Yeah, babe? What’s going…” You trail off, noticing what your dog had been up to while you were getting ready for date night. “Oh…”
Oh indeed. From where you stood in the doorway, you had a perfect view of the carnage scattered across your floor. Your dog had gotten into your bathroom trash can, and there were shredded pads galore all over your apartment. Used shredded pads.
You feel your face heat with embarrassment as you survey the crime scene. “I-I’m so sorry. She does this from time to time but normally I remember to put the trash can out of her reach. This is so embarrassing. You can just wait outside while I finish cleaning this up-”
In your humiliated frenzy you begin banging through your cabinets, pulling down your latex gloves and a trash bag preparing to clean it. “Just go wait in the car, this will only take me a few minutes-” You’re interrupted by your boyfriend taking the latex gloves and trash bag away from you.
“Hey, love. It’s okay.” Nanami leads you back towards your room, putting on a pair of gloves. “I’ll clean this up. You just relax and take your time getting ready.”
“But Ken-” You protest, looking back over your shoulder as he guides you with a warm palm pressed against the small of your back. “It’s gross and-”
“I don’t mind.” He presses a quick kiss to your lips. “Trust me. I wouldn’t offer if I did. Don’t worry about it.”
He looks you up and down, a small smile spreading across his face. “Do whatever you need to get ready. I just want my girl looking all pretty for our date, alright?”
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pumpkinfox · 1 month ago
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Bro is back and is a boss somehow.
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Wowza look at bro. They bouta rob ya for all your tix or just chill bytheselves in the Roadtown inn orr they about to fling ya away. Text is fan written but one Solitude line ofc.
[Woah new rant below :3]
As usual uh I'm trying new things with this bro i have. I only had 20 minutes to cook up the doodles. Like imagen your chilling at the arcade, iron cafe or near the fruit shop and this mf pulls up and robs you for half your TIX's when your not looking. Imagen that, that would suck so much but if you have nothing to do with the money then it wouldn't really be that hard hitting. As for Solitude's whole thing bro had a hard day and wants a day off from gathering the swords and committing scarring atrocities that will mentally damage themselves even further :> And now for Fear, oh boyo... this is just like a panic thing if you do somehow managed to fight them. When under half HP or a quarter HP gone Fear will trigger as they try to flee the fight in fear of dying. Ofc they have died before but the feeling is never great duh. The chance of them fleeing the fight is hard set 5% each 6th turn and if they do manage to roll they 5% then you have to find them again. The longer their out of combat the more HP they'll have when you enter a fight again. Now is there a way to befriend them and to answer that it's yes and it's either simple or complicated depending on when you meet them. I feel like if you give them 7 mangos they'll trust you enough to follow but if you give them like 2 sharks and 3 mangos you can hit them up for help in a fight. Got bro on that speed dial fr fr. As for dialog uhhh that will be written next time or sometime when I draw bro but till then have a good day/night :>
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bunmuffin · 2 years ago
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Some mermay doodles with the shark boyo! Mer!Security - Me Mer!Viper - @tuzesdays Mer!Kori - @sleepykas
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thescarlettempress · 2 months ago
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Ody casually fighting off a kraken, a hydra, a hippocampus, giant sharks, and a flock of harpies in the livestream should at least hint that boyo is not to be trifled with anymore.
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pluck-heartstrings · 6 months ago
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Hi Pluck, I apologize in advance for this long message, but I hope you don’t mind if I rambled in your inbox cuz I was thinking about the princess mer I drew for you a bit ago and my brain is trying to logically figure out how your au would work if the cast were mers!!
So I’m thinking the location would be an interactive aquarium kinda? Like the people who visit can see the show the cast would put on and are able to walk around to view other normal sea creatures. The castle the princess would reside in would be in a giant fish bowl which is next to the main tank where the rest of the gang resides in, I imagine both the tank and bowl have lil alcoves that would act as the rooms for the gang, oh oh and Sun and Moon are able to leap out of the bowl into the main tank cuz it’s so close together!! The castle in the bowl is also partly above water and the princess could sing out of a partly submerged window maybe?
Now for the elephant in the room, how could the Vocalist be both a human and a mer? Well what if they weren’t a 100% pure mer? Like when they’re completely submerged in water they would shift into the mer form and vice versa when completely out of the water. So fazCo doesn’t want anyone to know that they have a non 100% pure mer performer which would be why the Vocalist can’t tell anyone! This way Sun can still fall for the princess and Moon can fall for the pretty lil human caregiver for the princess
Some additional minor things:
• I imagine Sun is a lemon shark mer cuz yellow boyo
• I imagine both Sun and Moon circle around the castle acting like lil guards for their precious person who’s always inside it
• The main tank and bowl also have tunnels attached that lead to some of the view only tanks that the normal sea creatures are in so patrons can see them in other places sometimes as a surprise
• These tunnels also lead to staff areas where they drop food in for them to eat, it’s in one of these feeding areas where Bonnie takes the princess to and see her climb out and shift back into human form
Alrighty that’s all my brain came up with, I hope you enjoy reading this and once again I’m sorry it being long ❤️🪸
Yo that's so cool???? I can totally picture it. <3 <3 <3
I don't have anywhere near the logistical knowledge on how to write this kind of au, but it's so fun to think about. The mer design you drew is still so cool and I think the flowy-ness of her fins translates well into the royalness of a gown or something similar.
Having the tail part be a suit could be an interesting way to go about the change between Princess and Handler. They might be part mer (so they can breathe underwater) but they never inherited the full fins of a mer.
Oooh it's so fun to think about. <3 <3
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wendylianmartin · 2 years ago
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Have you ever considered drawing our favorite fish boyos (and others) as the animals they’re based on? Like Siren as an actual shark, etc.
I may have done that before as a gag lol
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gaiakoraidon · 11 months ago
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I drew two more Hazbin Hotel characters to continue my Hazbin and Helluva collection. First, I drew precious snek boyo Sir Pentious. I was glad to see him as a reappearing character, but also that he became apart of the main cast. He's too wholesome for the world and I love his eggs! Hope to see him more in the next season(not spoiling the last episode of the first season to those who haven't seen it)!
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I got to try something different when I drew Vox. That, of course, being lineless colors on a drawing. I think I pulled it off pretty well actually. So yeah, I whipped up the best Hazbin Hotel villain in the whole show. I love this dude so much. Vox legit screams Disney villain, has a thing for sharks, and has such a great VA and singing voice. Like, it's hard to not like this dude even if he can be a bit of a jerk.
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halcyonmirage · 1 year ago
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I can finally reveal this poor boyo, now that he's been introduced into an RP I'm doing-! No need to worry about giving spoilers to my friend lmfao-
Was struck with sudden motivation after I heard about the myth of the Jiaoren and had to make a new esper OC from the game Dislyte-
CONTENT WARNING FOR SA:
This is Arlen-! A young man living in Rashina Graywater, struggling to repay his family's debt to a gang of loan sharks...Who...Have sadly been all too keen, on preying on the boy's awakening.
After all, the tears of an Jiaoren, turn into pearls.
Used and abused as their cash cow, Arlen is forced to perform on stage for the wealthy underworld elite, forced into brothels despite only having just turned 18- They milk him for every tear he can shed, and for his other...talents, the Jiaoren has given him.
Still, despite it all, he lies to his parents and tell them that he's found a lucrative job- Selling his crafts.
He just has to survive, he thinks...Just needs to wait for the storm to pass...
Then surely they can all leave this wretched town, and return to the oceanside his family dreams of.
....Right?
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iambittythings · 9 months ago
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Second of the Shark Puppers, the Great White! I gave him a more playfully aggressive face, he knows he's the biggest boy.
This tough little guy found a home, but if you'd like a piece of my work, please check out Bittythings and Beasts. We got marine life, we got fantasy boyos.
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o-i-w-u · 8 months ago
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EDIT:THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO POST YET GOD DAMMIT FUCK HELP UHHH WERE POSTING IT EARLY NOW IG?????
WAHOOO MAY IS HERE!!! HAVE RUIN!! this drawing has been sitting here forrrrr two to three days? i just wanted to show off my shark boyo!
transparent version, sketch, and a doodle undercut!
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okay bye thank you!! please ask about them!!!! /nf nf
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yourbestpalpercy · 11 months ago
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Iris’s opinions on the other cogs
Bored and was in class when I wrote this. Buckle up, I’m gonna try my best. As I don’t know a lot about the Cogs in ToonTown, I’ll most likely be going off of tiny headcanons and appearances. Warning, I’m mostly projecting.
Skelecogs: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Iris is terrified of them. Absolutely horrified by them. It’s not even funny how terrified of them she is. She’s just– she can’t look at them at all!
Goons: “...Awww, pubby thingy…” Iris learned the term ‘Pubby’ online and only knows it’s used to describe something cute.
Cold Caller: “What’re you? …A blueberry? Why are you such a deep blue…??” Iris doesn’t like them that much.
Telemarketer: “...Creepy…” Iris shies away every time she sees them.
Name Dropper: “WHY ARE YOUR LIPS SO DAMN BIG!?” Iris laughs every time she sees Name Dropper, she cannot contain her laughter.
Glad Handler: “...Stop smiling at me like that…” Iris also finds them to be creepy. She doesn’t like how they smile.
Mover & Shaker: “Deceitful guy…up to mischief that one is…” Iris mostly doesn’t trust them. It’s a light hearted distrust though.
Two-Face: Two Face scared Iris too. She hides every time they’re around. She’s not terrified of them though.
The Mingler: “...Are you Name Dropper’s cousin?” Iris thinks Mingler looks dumb too.
Mr. Hollywood: “...Stop smiling at me like that also,” Iris doesn’t trust Mr. Hollywood.
Vice President: “....where are your legs…??” Iris thinks Vice President looks silly and is more comfortable around him because of that.
Short Change: “...Did-...did you just get less blue??” Iris cannot tell the difference between Cold Caller and Short Change. She thinks they’re the exact same person.
Penny Pincher: “Oh lawd, it’s the blue man’s red cousin,” Iris is constantly sassy to Penny Pincher.
Tightwad: “You look about two seconds away from throwing a temper tantrum…” She puts in ear plugs.
Bean Counter: “Also a mischievous critter…” No one can tell if these are endearing terms.
Number Cruncher: “HE CONSUME!! MONCH!!” Iris teases them a lot.
Money Bags: “...where is your face….?? do i want to know???”
Loan Shark: “SHARK! SHARK! SHARK! SHARK! SHA-!” Iris loves sharks. She thinks Loan Shark is rude despite her love of sharks.
Robber Baron: “Is that a mustache or a nose…?” Iris can tell, she’s just mean to a good chunk of the Cogs. …It’s technically in her code.
CFO: “...Stupid looking little sh*t.” Iris says this with a big dopey smile on her face. It brings her genuine joy to insult this one.
Bottom Feeder: Iris has no opinions on this one. Genuinely has nothing to say.
Bloodsucker: Iris will not stop with the vampire references. She WILL NOT shut up about them
Double Talker: “OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER.” Iris hides when she sees this one too.
Ambulance Chaser: “Nurse hat but…” Iris doesn’t understand this one.
Back Stabber: “...Can you stab people with that pointy *ss head??” Iris makes dart board jokes around this one.
Spin Doctor: Iris has assumed SD likes spinning and will never stop spinning one when she sees them. It becomes straight up sadistic after a bit honestly.
Legal Eagle: “EAGLE! CAW! CAW! CAW!!” Iris just loves animals, okay?
Big Wig: “...Eh, I’ve seen bigger.”
Chief Justice: “whyyy are so many of you stuck in big chairs???”
Flunky: “You have a silly name and a silly face. You are a silly boyo.” Iris likes Flunky. I also like Flunky.
Pencil Pusher: “You and Back Stabber should be friends^^.”
Yesman: “Why. What is with the big grins??” Iris broke down upon seeing this one. She’s terrified of their grins.
Micromanager: “BIG LIP. BIG LIP. BIG LIPS-.”
Downsizer: “...What kind of schemes are you up to…?” Untrustworthy.
Head Hunter: “You need a head? Maybe that’s why you’re hunting for them!” Mean Spirited teasing.
Corporate Raider: She has no opinions on them.
Big Cheese: “No way! It’s the guy from Roblox!” This is actually how I discovered ToonTown in a way. No, no one knows what Iris is talking about what she says ‘Roblox’
CEO: “...Chair bound f*ck #3 I see?”
Manager Bots
Factory Foreman + Mint Supervisor + Head Attorney + Club President: Same reaction as Skelecogs.
Derrek Man: She thinks they look cool and she also thinks that they have a plane somewhere nearby
Land Acquisition Architect: She really, really likes how they look. She hasn’t really gotten to know them though.
Derrek Hand: “Are you a drill…? Can I use you as such…??” Derrek Hand’s appearance confuses her.
Director of Land Development: Same opinion as L.A.A, she likes how they look^^
Public Relations Representative: Felt like these ones needed a personal Iris reaction.
“OH GOSH HOW DID THEY GET CREEPIER!?”
Director of Public Affairs: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!” Yeah, Iris is horrified by D.o.P.A.
Now onto the guys I actually like
Duck Shuffler: “Oh my gosh!! He’s so silly!” They frequently share :Ps between each other. She really likes Duck Shuffler and thinks he’s silly. “How can you see? I..I can’t tell!” “I can’t believe they don’t give you your own building. You’re much better than those weird CEOs or…whatever they are. The chair bound ones!”
Deep Diver: “...I’ve never seen the ocean before, is it pretty?” Iris constantly pesters Deep Diver about the ocean. Whether she knows about it or not. “I like your colors!” “What kinds of fish are there?” “Have you seen any purple ones?”
Gatekeeper: Personal headcanon, she plays DnD. Iris has played DnD with her before. She really likes Gatekeeper and wishes she wasn’t a Cog because she likes them so much. “Awww! I love your feathers!” “Does it ever get tiring wearing that armor?” “Are you the armor or just wearing it??”
Mouthpiece: I personally heard that she’s like a grandma. Iris adores Mouthpiece and despises H. Lesser for not letting Iris be around Mouthpiece more often. “D-Do you knit? I-I’m very sorry for forgetting…” “I heard from the others that you’re a great cook! I wish I could have a cookie…” “Sorry, Harold never lets us hang out! Says that elders like you don’t understand electronics…”
Firestarter: Iris likes Firestarter a lot! She likes the warmth he brings and thinks his shyness is kinda funny. She also constantly asks him about the snow. “Is it fluffy?” “How cold is it?” “Can I touch it without getting hurt?” “Can you bring some back for me to touch?” And so on.
Treekiller: “....I hate you…” Is often all Iris says.
Bellringer: “If I ring your bell, will it hurt you?” Meeting Bellringer is actually how H. Lesser found out that Iris could “slightly” use the wires in the building to do her bidding…when she started rapidly shaking Bellringer, sadistically. (I’m saying it now, I like Bellringer.)
Featherbedder: “OWL. HOOO. HOOOOOO. Hoo!” Iris really, really loves animals.
Prethinker: As Iris has access to the internet, they often talk about obscure facts. “..Literally no one talks about Cookie Cutter Sharks. I heard the term a few days ago and searched it up. Their bites are horrifying and NO one cares!” “Ever heard of a Sea Butterfly? They’re just as beautiful as the above world butterflies!” “So…didja know that butterflies sometimes are attracted to dead bodies and some drink the tears of crocodiles? Sadistic little things…” “So Dolphins right!?” Harold unplugged her so no one could hear what Iris had previously told him about Dolphins. Coward.
Rainmaker/Misty: You have no idea how much Iris absolutely adores Misty. Another headcanon, she draws sometimes. Iris would adore to draw with her but H. Lesser doesn’t often invite Misty over. Iris would jump into electronics closer to Misty but there’s not a lot down at the docks…also she can’t leave the building. “I really wish we could draw more..I love drawing with you!” “You would never drag me down!” “You’re the coolest person ever!” “I love thunderstorms, did I ever tell you that?” “The lightning you make is so much prettier than natural lightning!” “I love the sound of thunder and rain on the windows!” Another Cog she wishes wasn’t a Cog because she’s programmed to have a disliking for Cogs (to make her seem more trustworthy towards the Toons).
Major Player: Iris likes to dance with him. He’s fun! She really likes him! She also asks what kinds of music he likes.
Witchhunter: Man I didn’t even know this was a character until now. I got nothing… Iris likes witches and doesn’t understand the point in having a witchhunter if witches don’t exist. Supposedly.
Multislacker: “BEAN!” No one knows where Iris learned the term ‘Bean’ but no one really minds. Iris would adore to hug Multislacker and he’s actually one of the reasons Iris craves a body so badly. To give hugs! Iris also likes his Goon pet.
Plutocraft: “No way, just like minecraft,” No one knows what Iris is talking about. No one. She likes how Plutocraft looks but admittedly, she constantly bullies him because of his height.
Iris doesn’t like the Satellite Investors. “THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THE SKELECOGS!! GET THEM AWAY!!”
Chip Revvington: Iris finds him boring. She also thinks he looks ridiculous when he’s staring directly at her. She also also teases him because his face is a chainsaw. Chip just…barely looks at her, turning a blind eye and ignoring her insults.
Pacesetter: Iris likes Pacesetter as much as H. Lesser doesn’t. Pacesetter often compliments how Iris looks, making sure that H. Lesser doesn’t take the compliments for himself. They both adore being petty against H. Lesser together.
Litigator: “ALLIG-...you’re mean actually…” Iris doesn’t like Liligator, seeing him as an angry, ticking time bomb. Liligator makes Iris anxious. “D-Don’t sue me please!” “I-I haven’t broken any laws, I-I swear!” “I can’t even go to court, I can’t leave the screen!!”
Stenographer: She scares Iris almost just as much as the Skelecogs do.
Case Manager: Iris likes his design much more than his personality.
Scapegoat: “GOAT! GOAT! GOAT! BAAAH! BAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” I think I’ve stressed it enough how much Iris loves animals.
AND THAT’S EVERYONE!!
Everyone I’m mentally ready to write about^^!
And no I’m not doing the same thing for joykill. Iris knew or at least met all of these Cogs. Joykill wasn’t around long enough to meet anyone
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