#sharing a cigarette

[sookja]

the inherent homoeroticism of sharing a cigarette with another woman

[kerryweaverlesbian]

The third in my Dean and Cas share a cigarette series. It's another miserable one lads! You don't need to have read the others to read this. This one is during thee fanfiction gap of Heaven Can't Wait.

Read it here on ao3. The opening is below:

The only motel in town is miserable, but it's worse outside - heavy rain chokes out the sky. The brown-on-brown hall carpet had squidged unpleasantly underfoot as they'd come through to the room, which Dean can only hope was from the weather. 

The room itself has a faux outdoor tea party theme, for some goddamn reason. There's even a couple of inexpert, off-brand Alice In Wonderland characters looming over the walls. Maybe the owner got a deal on the painted metal outdoor furniture that's posing as breakfast table and chairs. The bed groans every time Dean shifts on the end of it, and the bathroom door doesn't shut properly. 

Cas isn't talking to him. To be fair, Dean isn't talking to him either. The tv is busted, naturally, and anything else they have to bring up is only going to start an argument. Cas is staring listlessly at the plastic bag of snacks Dean got from the Gas n Sip, and Dean is staring at Cas. Overbearing, sure, but Cas doesn't seem to care. 

He's slumped in a way that he never had as an angel, like the few strings left pulling him upright have been severed. His legs are spread open, one straight and one bent, and his chin rests on his fists - the kind of deeply uncomfortable looking comfortable position Dean had found himself in countless times. Cas's hair is frizzing, from the shower Dean coaxed him into, and the black-and-white flannel Dean gave him lifts every time Cas breathes. And he does breathe. Just like everyone else. 

[evidenceof]

"He's alive, he's got a couch—got a goddamn blanket. Snug as a bug."

CARWOOD LIPTON and GEORGE LUZ Easy Company Dynamics 1/? | Band of Brothers

[gnawgag]

it’s their’s to burn

sharing a cigarette with joan of arc - dante émile ( @orpheuslament ) // photography by brendon burton

[maajul444]

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

Another painstaking redraw!

[alderaphid]

Okay ngl I resonate with Sun's new voicelines I feel like he'd be such an excellent person to bitch with. Just talk absolute smack about the terrible people you deal with on a day to day basis, do the thing where your customer service facade drops as soon as they turn their back and just call em an asshole. Sharing that "are they serious rn" look. Ribbing each other and bantering back and forth reading each other for filth. I think he'd have snappy and funny as hell comebacks. I think he'd love making whomever he's working with just break down in giggles over his deadpan delivery and sarcastic theatrics, especially if it interferes with their work and makes them stop what they're doing completely to double over with laughter. Those are his proudest moments. Just a right clown that stops you from being as productive as management wants but it's only a little irritating because he's funny as hell and the place you work at sucks.

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Part 2. This time its the Tokyo Five (As I named them) Headcanons in the reblog tags appreciated

[invye]

We are interrupting our regularly scheduled program to bring you a snippet of a potential ZoSan undercover as a married couple fic:

(Timeline wise shoehorned in sometime shortly after the timeskip, before the Strawhats make it back into the news big time.)

(People need saving from a exclusive circle of nobility, but most of the Stawhats have already been seen around the island, so the lot ends up on Zoro and Sanji to try get in posing as a freshly married couple on their honeymoon to try get more information.)

[after coming up with the plan and Zoro and Sanji hesitantly agreeing]

Robin: "You seem a little stressed, Cook-san."

Sanji, chain-smoking his third cigarette: "I'm fine, I'll do this… I just… I don't like lying about something as significant as marriage, alright? I know it's stupid, but that's just how I am."

Luffy, perking up from where one might have thought he wasn't paying attention at all: "Oi, Sanji, promise to protect Zoro?"

Sanji, puffing out smoke: "Obviously, the Marimo would get lost within all of two seconds without me having his back."

Luffy: "Good! Now, Zoro--!"

Zoro, already rising to the bait: "Oi, if anyone is protecting anyone, I'll be guarding your lanky ass, shit cook!"

Luffy, laughing: "Alright, then as the captain of this ship I hereby pronounce you married!"

Zoro:

Sanji:

Robin: "Oh my, congratulations!"

Brook: bursts into song

Luffy, grinning at Sanji: "See, now it's not a lie anymore, so you don't have to feel bad about calling Zoro your husband."

Zoro: "LUFFY!!! YOU CAN'T JUST--"

Sanji: wordlessly walks off to get ready for the mission

Usopp: "Wait, wait!" runs after Sanji, grabbing his wrist

Sanji: stares

Usopp, sweating nervously: "Need your ring size…"

Sanji: staring intensifies

Usopp, scurrying off as quickly as humanly possible: "Wedding gift!"

Luffy, in the distance, still being yelled at by Zoro: "Too bad we don't have time to celebrate, I really want some wedding cake… :("

[basslinegrave]

i want them to share a ciggie so bad (and monarch can then yell at both of them)

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

Levi: [sighs] My phone’s gonna die. Robin: There’s a charging point in the cabin-.. but you’ve gotta pay. Levi: Pfft. Robin: What, you can’t last without it? Levi: Nah, I like ignoring it. Penny’s gonna be pissed though. Robin: It’s only a week or so. Levi: She’s making me feel bad for leaving-.. look. [Robin’s cheeks flushed as Levi thrust one of Penny’s barely decent bikini selfies under his nose] Robin: I don’t think she’d appreciate you showing me that… Levi: It’s on her simsta, idiot-.. I wouldn’t show you otherwise. [Levi slipped his phone under his pillow and changed the subject] Levi: I didn’t know your dad smoked-.. reckon he’ll lend us one? Robin: [snorts] I dare you to try. [Robin waited for Levi to continue, already aware of the question he was debating whether to ask or not] Levi: Is he okay? Like, he doesn’t seem as cheerful as usual-.. it’s kinda weird. Robin: People are allowed to be bummed out now n’ then. Levi: Obviously, but what’s the matter with him? [Robin shrugged half-heartedly; Levi was mostly being nosy but it wasn’t as though he didn’t care too] Robin: He’ll be okay, he’s just mad at himself right now. Levi: Why? Robin: Erm-.. he sorta relapsed recently, but don’t tell anyone. Levi: Does he drink a lot-.. is he a junkie? Robin: Calling someone an addict is nicer way of putting it, by the way-.. but both, I guess. Levi: Oh. Robin: He’s been sober since I was born n’ it was only one time-.. it won’t happen again, right? Levi: We could look up some stats before my phone kicks the bucket? Robin: Nah, save your battery.

[bitchofdarkness]

Are you dating anyone, Sarge? A lot of our boys are seeing someone on the down low, you know what I'm saying? Are you? I can't. Unless you start dating. I can't wreck the chain of command. I feel no need for it. Is it because you couldn't find the right person?"

[bilaudad]

(I'm bad at social media haha just starting to get the hang of discord and I forget tumblr)

apologies for my pro-smoking propaganda lol in my defense:

1. they're immortal ethereal/occult beings who could probably miracle away cancerous cells the instant they detect the imperfectly copied DNA

2. i like it

[gardenofearthlydelightss]

people forget how much of a diva lottie was pre-crash! I yearn to know the shit she and nat got up to before the wilderness

[motherdanger]

cat and mouse chase between lawrence and hoffman in saw xi ends with hoffman burning the whole place down lawrence trapped inside he just goes to the bathroom sits next to adam's corpse and says "im here. sorry i'm late" lights a cigarette and just watches everything burn down