#shane dawson hate club

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Skibidi toilet x reader x part 2 The enddnjsjnjkdjs

I CAN SAY ALL OF THE SLURS IN THIS DONT CANCLE ME PLEASE !!!!!!!!!

“Your WHAT??” reigen exclaims. “Yeah sorry... I’m just not to fond of gay people...” They both look at me in disbelief. Almost like they have seen a ghost. Then we hear Skibidi toilet break down the door. “I AGREE!!! GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BURN IN HELL” Skibidi toilet exclaims. Reigen and Sans sob while holding each other tight as we continue to yell and harass them. “I HATE FAGGOTS!!” skibidi says. “Maybe that's a bit too far... you know that's a bad word, right?” I say.  

“YEAH!!! WE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!” Sans finally stands up for himself. “WHO CARES IF HE LIKES MEN?” “I DO!!!” skibidi toilet says. They both look at skibidi toilet. “Says the one who likes little girls!!” Reigen exclaims to Skibidi. “I... DON’T... LIKE... UNDERAGED GIRLS!!!” “KILL YOURSELF!!!” Sans tells skibidi. The room goes silent. It's unbelievably awkward. “I-I-I...” Skibidi starts to cry. “H-Hey skibidi its okay!! Who cares what you did in the past... your fine now... right?” I start to comfort Skibidi. “Oh honey... I saw him touch a little girl the other day.” Sans says smugly. Skibidi sobs louder. “N-NO!!! I DIDN’T!!!”  

“Come on sans let's get out of here.” Reigen says as he starts to walk towards the door with sans. “WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!! YOU GUYS CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!!! YOU WOULD BE HOMELESS!!!” Skibidi cries out to them. “Well, you're wrong skibidi.. I am loaded. From all of my con-manness" Reigen says to Skibidi extra smugly. “NO WAIT!!! IM NOT A PEDOPHILE!!”  

Suddenly Shane Dawson breaks down the door. “DID SOMEONE SAY.... PEDOPHILE?????” Shane Dawson exclaims. “SHANE DAWSON!!!!!!” We all say in unison. “Yep!! It's me. Shane Dawson. I heard there was a guy who touches little girls over here... You do know that I’m the only one in this town that can do that...” “I DONT TOUCH. LITTLE GIRLS...” Skibidi exclaims. “Thats what they all say” Shane says to Skibidi. “Come on reigen lets get out of here...” Sans says. 

 Both Sans and Reigen leave the place leaving me, skibidi, and Shane Dawson alone. “Well, what do you say Skibidi? Wanna team up?” Shane puts his hand out for skibidi to shake. “I....” Skibidi thinks for a second. “I couldn’t....” “Oh yes you could!!! Be a part of my special club. We give out free pictures of my cat.” “What... why would I need a picture of your cat...” Skibidi starts to slowly back away from Shane Dawson. “Because!! My cat is a bit freaky... Just look at its face...” Shane begins to get lost in the thought of his cat. It's kind of weird to look at.  

“Welll I better join Reigen and Sans heh...” I say while I head towards the door. “NO WAIT!! DONT JOIN THEM!!! THEY KISS MEN!!!! PLEASE!! NOOO!!!! Y/N!!!! DONT LEAVE ME!!!” I quickly run out the door and slam it behind me. I sit outside the house for a bit to figure out what to do next. Then I suddenly feel the house start to shake and crack. I look behind me to see a gigantic Skibidi toilet absolutely crushing the house. “S-Skibidi-kun???” “DONT LEAVE ME YOU.... YOU... BAKA!!” Skibidi yells as he goes alpha mode. “SKIBIDI KUN!!”  

I then see Reigen and Sans and another weird looking guy running towards me. “WHAT HAPPEND!!” Reigen exclaims. “Who the FUCK is this stupid little autistic boy you have with you Reigen.” I say. “Oh, it's my son!!! He name is Mob. He’s a bit stupid.” “Master, I hope you FUCKING BURN ALIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.” Mob says to Reigen. “Woah there mob who taught you such strong words.” “That doesn’t matter!!! Skibidi crushed your house!!!!” “OH YEAH HE DID!!” Reigen exclaims as he looks at the gigantic Skibidi toilet crushing the house.  

“Well shit what do we do now.” Sans says unamused. “Uhmm... Mob!! Can’t you Ex-or-size him.” Reigen begins to shake like a little mouse. “Master, are you FUCKING RETARD this GIANT ASS TOILET is not a FUCKING SPIRT.” “nooooooo.... are you sure.......” “I think he’s sure about that Reigen... If you don’t listen to your kid, you're not getting backshots...” Sans looks deep into Reigen’s blue orbs. “OH!!!! Well... I guess he’s not a spirit hehe....” Reigen says flustered.  

“Well, when I left is when Shane Dawson appeared... do you think he has anything to do with this??” I say to the others. “Hmmm do you think Shane Dawson possessed Skibidi???” Reigen says mysteriously. “Well, that could be the case since I heard about an evil spirit that steals peoples cats and...” Mob gets quieter, “Freaks them...” “WOAH MOB!!!! DON’T USE SUCH FOWL LAUNGUE!!” “YOU ARE RETARDED.” Mob yells to Reigen. Sans giggles at the little autistic boy. 

 “Well are you guys going to do something about it or...???” I say to them. “Yeah, let me Ex-or-size him real quick gang.” Mob says as he faces Skibidi toilet. “So this is the bitch you have been living with for 5 years??? No wonder your like this 💀💀💀💀💀” “JUST GET IT OVER WITH MOB!!” Reigen exclaims and tries to hold back tears. “I-I swear my son isn’t like this please ignore him.” “Yeah sure” Sans says smugly. Then mob Ex-or-sizes Shane Dawson out of skibidi toilet somehow and he goes back to normal.  

“S-Skibidi-kun!!!! I missed you so much my pookie bear!! Even if you did touch little girls!!.” I say as I run towards Skibidi gracefully. “I missed you too my alpha... Even if you do freak with those... homosexuals...” We both share a big smooch and then mob reverts the house back to its normal state. “Who is this goofy looking autistic boy.” Skibidi says while looking at mob. “You can not be saying that while you look like a FUCKING TOILET DUDE. Stop with this shit vro....” Mob then walks away sassily. “Jesus dude... I didn’t know you guys were like this...” Skibidi looks like he's about to cry again. “D-dont cry Skibidi!! You didn’t do anything wrong....” I say to try and cheer him up.  

Sans and Reigen then get freaky or something and the screen fades to black and Y/n wakes up from their slumber. “Man... it was all a dream...” Y/n says. “That was a pretty freaky dream. I wonder if toilets are real...” 

THE END I AM NOT WRITTING ANY MORE 

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Welcome back to your favorite is a shane dawson kinnie and you should be ashamed, episode three. The Darkling (Ruin and Rising spoilers ahead) In the series Shadow and Bone, The Darkling started a magical war. Who was a casualty in that war? Harshaw. What did harshaw have? An orange cat. Losing an owner is a horrible thing to happen to a cat. By the transitive property, The Darkling did a horrible thing to a cat. You know who else did a horrible thing to a cat? Shane Dawson. The darking is a shane dawson kinnie and you should be ashamed.

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In honor of getting Turtles All The Way Down by @fishingboatprocceeds, I reorganized my bookcase. First Picture: Series • Novels • Classics Second Picture: NonFiction • Biographies • Youth Fiction • Adult Fiction • Fun books!

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WANTED  CONNECTIONS  ....  hi  here  is  a  list  of  connections  i  would  really  really  want  for  my  gremlins.  inspo  from  all  places  ;  music,  movies,  pins,  etc.  i’ll  post  this  in  the  server  /  put  it  linked  in  my  pinned  post  but  for  best  results  send  me  a  dm  on  d/scord  bc  i  suck  at  things!  thank.

AVIVA  ROUX  .  podcaster  /  content  creator (  meg  t.  stallion )  !

GIRL  GANG  !  not  necessarily  ‘girls’  but  yk  what  i  mean.  very  close  knit,  always  hanging  out,  never  one  w/o  the  other,  etc.  i  like  the  idea  of  them  all  bein’  kind  of  different  ----  breakfast  club  style?  (  aviva  cld  be  the  *jughead  vc*  i’m  a  weirdo  for  example  ).  idk  i  think  it’d  be  neat  n  interesting  cld  even  have  group  chat  edits  n  things  on  the  dash  frankly  i  wld  just  like  for  her  to  have  some  friends!  inspo  ( one  ,  two )  .

PODCAST  PARTNER  ! the  shane  to  her  ryan,  so  to  speak.  the  show  talks  about  mysteries  and  internet  oddities  and  different  spooky  things ( they  borderline  on  true  crime,  but  they  don’t  necessarily  go  into  detail  about  cases  if  that  makes  sense  )  .  i  think  the  dynamic  of  a  outrageous  thinker  to  her  pessimistic  ideals.  inspo  ( one  ,  two ,  three  ,  this  tag  ) .

YOUNGER  SIBLING  !  i  like  to  imagine  they’re  pretty  close,  maybe  close  in  age?  i  don’t  rlly  have  much  to  say  about  this  one,  should  probably  put  it  on  the  main,  but  i  love  sibling  connects  so  !

HATEHSHIP  !  someone  she  jus  can’t  stand  yet  can’t  stay  away  from.  maybe  they’re  an  asshole  but  damn  cute,  or  another  reason.  inspo (  one  )  .

ROOMMATES  ! like  to  imagine  it’s  a  bunch  of  them  living  friends-style,  either  in  the  same  apartment  or  even  building  (  or  wld  that  be  jersey  shore  style.  idk  ) but  it  cld  be  fun  especially  if  they  don’t  get  along  all  that  well  but  the  rent  is  nice  and  they  make  it  work.

FIRST  CRUSH  ! eeeeeeeeeeeee  they  cld’ve  met  when  they  were  children  and  had  one  of  those  one  day  long  things  in  elementary  school  where  they  broke  up  bc  they  didn’t  share  crayons  or  something  JSDVKJDFVKJV  they  could’ve  remained  friends,  been  neighbors,  had  crushes  or  a  fling  in  high  school  .

EX  SQUAD  !  i  like  the  idea  of  aviva  having  a  solid  friend  group  in  high  school  that  all  aren’t  good  terms  with  each  other  for  whatever  reason  ..  don’t  have  to  figure  it  out  asap  i  just  love  the  tension  thts  all.

BEST  FRIEND  /  RIDE  OR  DIE  ! someone  who  has  her  back  and  vice  versa.  supports  each  other  thru  thick  and  thin,  gives  each  other  the  whack  on  the  head  they  need  every  once  in  a  while.  inspo  (  one,  two )  .

FLING  /  FWB  /  HOOK  UPS  ! kind  of  self  explanatory.  aviva  doesn’t  really  have  a  preference,  if  she’s  attracted  to  u  she’s  attracted  to  you,  has  her  fun  but  s*x  isn’t  really  her  idea  of  a  fun  thing  to  do  24  /  7  .  like  to  imagine  she  mostly  goes  for  women  ( hey  ladies  .... )  !

EX  PARTNER  ! i  like  the  idea  of  them  being  super  cute  n  lovey  dovey  in  hs  but  then  maybe  one  of  them  went  off  to  college?  they  had  a  falling  out?  ended  on  not  so  great  terms?  the  possibilities  are  endless  to  be  frank!

RIVAL  /  ENEMY  /  SOMEONE  SHE  JUST  CAN’T  STAND  !  ig  this  could  be  more  chemsitry  based  but  they  just  avidly  dislike  each  other  for  one  reason  or  another?  can’t  stand  each  other?  petty  tweets  /  subtweets  etc  etc  .  could  be  fun  n  juicy.

FRIENDS  !  self  explanatory.

DAWSON  ELLIS .  unemployed  /  formal  journalist ( chris  pine  )  !

FRIENDS  !  self  explanatory.    he’s  40,  so  rlly  he  just  kinda  vibing.

RIVALS  /  ENEMIES  !  i  like  the  idea  of  just  hating  each  other  since  high  school  and  just  have  this  burning  hatred  for  each  other  even  after  all  this  time  …  chuckles.  inspo  (  one  )  .

PEOPLE  HE  TAKES  UNDER  HIS  WING  !  idk  what  this  could  entail  maybe  he  jus  likes  one  of  u  youngins  …  doesn’t  want  to  see  u  in  the  same  path  he  went  down,  tries  to  steer  u  straight  a  little  bit.  stuff  like  that.  very  dad  like  as  if  he  has  a  maternal  bone  in  his  body.

EX FIANCE ! heheh .. i plan on making this a wc possibly, but i like the idea of someone who he dated for a long period of time after he graduated and left irving, eventually who he proposed two. maybe his addiction could have caused a strain, maybe it was because he was traveling so much, or some other reason but then they broke it off. they came back to irving for one reason or another, he came back bc he’s sober now, there’s tension. kind of based on exile by taylor swift + bon iver .

EMPLOYER  !  this  man  needs  a  job.  so  ........    hands  on  hips  who  is  hiring.

FRIENDS  FROM  HIGH  SCHOOL  !  if  anyone  grew  up  in  irving  /  or  was  in  hs  around  the  time  he  was,  it  could  be  quite  fun  to  reconnect.  old  friends  yadda  yadda  yadda.  

SOMEONE  WHO  KNOWS  HIM  ONLY  FROM  HIS  SISTER  !  smiles  at  jean  so  wide  .....  yes  dawson  is  leonora’s  annoying  lil  brother.  he’s  very  elusive  (  or  so  he  thinks  …  )  so  .  we  cld  do  something  with  that  perhaps.

ELIJAH  PALERMO .  little  league  coach  /  student  (  lukas  gage  )  !

THE  LAST  PALERMO  SIBLING  !  yes  …  this  is  on  the  main  but  i  imagine  elijah  and  them  to  be  very  close  and  it’d  be  fun!  sorry  for  the  grey  hairs  though.

BEST  FRIEND  !  this  is  someone  elijah  trusts  more  than  jus  abt  anybody  ..  including  his  siblings  maybe.  they’re  always  together,  never  apart,  besties  forever.  causing  chaos  and  mayhem.  probably  co-parent  georgia.  knows  each  others  fast  food  orders,  encouraging  their  bad  behaviors  …  

EXES  !  i  like  to  imagine  elijah  is  the  type  to  rush  into  a  relationship  then  have  it  all  turn  to  shit.  could  be  on  good  terms,  bad  term,  neutral.  

EX  FRIENDS  !  along  the  same  vein,  maybe  they  had  a  falling  out?  one  of  them  just  didn’t  want  to  be  friends  anymore?  they  just  stopped  talking?  give  me  angst  thank  u.

FRIENDS  !  hes  so  talkative  and  annoying  please  give  him  more  friends  …  my  personal  favorites  are  old  couple  bickering  /  complete  opposites  /  good  or  bad  influences  /  new  age  “thembo  summit”  where  there’s  no  got  damn  thought  in  anyones  head  just  vibes.

FLIRTATIONSHIP  !  they  flirt  …  they  give  each  other  eyes.  and  yet?  nothing.  wtf.

HOOK  UPS  /  FWBS  !  they’re  hot.  and  he  has  eyes.  it’s  basic  math.  

RIVAL  /  ENEMY  !  i  like  to  imagine  elijah  didn’t  mean  to  be  rude  /  or  did  something  bad  to  this  person  but  he  did,  even  accidentally,  but  now  they  hate  him.  or  even  mutual  hatred  <3  constant  subtweets  n  petty  comments  in  public  …

PARTY  BUDDIES  !  theyre  always  together  at  parties  …  self  explanatory.  

PARENT  OF  KIDS  HE  COACHES  !  self-explanatory.

CLASSMATES  !  must  go  to  community  college,  but  otherwise  self-explanatory.  

WILL  THEY  /  WON’T  THEY  !  i  love  this  kinda  shit  ..  theyre  constantly  acting  like  a  couple  but  also  aren’t  one.  everyone  is  dying  to  know  like  …...  so  isn’t  eli  <3

HATEHSHIP  !  they  hate  each  other  .  but  also  f*ck.  then  hate  each  other  again.

ROOMMATES  !  pls  give  him  a  roommate  this  fucker  can’t  function  by  himself.

KALANI  MADDEN  .  student  (  auli’i  cravalho  )  !

PEOPLE  SHE  TEACHES  ASL  !  this  is  my  favorite.  pls  pls  pls.  she  uses  asl  as  her  primary  source  of  communication,  she’s  most  comfortable  with  it  due  to  her  hearing,  but  many  people  don’t  know  it  so  pls  let  her  teach  ur  muse  i’d  love  it  so  much.

FRIENDS  /  BEST  FRIENDS  !  i’d  love  to  have  a  lil  squad  ..  lil  baby  squad  or  even  just  a  best  friend  who  they’re  always  sharing  tiktoks  over  videos  and  having  sleepovers  and  going  to  wendys  at  1  am  bc  they’re  bored.  

RIVALS  /  ENEMIES  !  people  who  just  don’t  fuckin  like  her  bc  she’s  annoying  like  i  understand.

PEOPLE  WHO  DON’T  TAKE  HER  SHIT  /  HATE  HER  DRAMATICS  !  pls  hate  her.  punt  her  to  the  moon.  

PEOPLE  SHE  SPOILS  WITH  HER  PARENTS  MONEY  !  pls  let  her  sugar  mama  u.  she  will  buy  u  legit  anything  if  ur  nice  to  her.  

FLIRTATIONSHIP  !  this  wld  be  a  bit  cute  ..  almost  a  will  they  won’t  they  vibe.  they  flirt.  they  smile.  they  make  googley  eyes.  they  subtweet  each  other.  it’s  messy  and  cute.  

BAD  INFLUENCES  /  GOOD  INFLUENCES  !  people  who  lead  her  either  down  a  really  good  or  really  bad  path.  

PEOPLE  SHE  KNOWS  BC  OF  HER  BROTHER  !  self-explanatory  but  also  kind  of  need  him  for  this  so  .  hehe  .

HER  BROTHER  !  on  the  main,  but  pls  bring  this  kid  her  parent  (  almost  )  .

PEOPLE  SHE  KNEW  BACK  IN  NYC  !  self-explanatory.  her  family  is  very  wealthy,  famous  in  the  social  scene.

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Hello, my name is Mariah, but everyone calls me Yaya.

I come from a small town in Upstate New York known as “Middletown.” To be honest, I hate it here because everyone from Middletown seems to have a stick up their ass. 

Middletown is similar to Twin Peaks. It’s a small rinky-dink town, and everyone here knows each other and their personal business. Nine times out of ten, if you meet someone from Middletown, they either have heard of you before or know somebody you know. Everyone is so miserable here, and nobody has any ambition to better themselves. 

For example, almost five years ago I was a student at Middletown High School. Middletown High School was one of the most dysfunctional schools I've ever attended.

When I was a freshman, on my third day of school, there were fifteen fights in one day. I remember when I would go to the bathrooms the other students would sell cocaine to each other there. It had felt like every other day there was a lockdown. There were so many drugs being brought into the school, so we usually had drug sweeps during those lockdowns. It felt like everyone there was ghetto one way or another. Even the gym teacher’s daughter had gotten caught having sex on school grounds with a senior when she was only a freshmen.

Most of the popular kids aspired to become gang members, drug dealers, murderers, or prostitutes. Five years later, their dreams had turned into a reality. Most of the kids I went to school with are either dead, in prison, or have at least three or more kids at the age of twenty-three. Others have settled to stay in this god forsaken town, and they’ll probably work retail for the rest of their lives.

As far as me, I have way bigger dreams than these people out here. That’s exactly why I sacrificed everything just to go back to college. I’m not going to lie, for a while after high school I didn’t know exactly what I wanted to do in life. It took me three years after graduation to figure out who I am and who I want to be.

So here I am, a college sophomore at SUNY Orange. I currently major in new media, and I plan to transfer colleges this coming fall.

 My dream is to become a successful movie director and reality star. As long as I could remember, I’ve always had a passion for writing stories, drawing, filming, and taking photographs of different aspects of my life. I also love to do makeup and show off my talent on TikTok. Because of that, I’ve decided to work on my talents, so I could do what I love in life. I have other goals in the media industry as well. Such as, creating my own production company, being a radio personnel, having my own show, and becoming an entrepreneur.

 As you can see, my dreams are bigger than Middletown and New York State put together. It’s funny how the same people who call me a bum are the same people who hang out at Park Circle. That’s a place where all of the bums of Middletown hang out. All they do is stand around and do nothing all day.

Other than that, I have other hobbies aside from the media life. I love to travel to new places with friends. 

I’m usually seen doing a lot of stupid stuff with them around town.

 I especially love going to the club and getting drunk with them. Also, I smoke a lot of weed with them too. I’m definitely not afraid to admit that fact about me.

Another thing about me is that I love to watch horror films. The first movie I’ve ever seen was CandyMan when I was about two years old. The last movie I’ve watched was The Taking of Deborah Logan.

However, when it comes to TV shows, I usually prefer to watch anime, reality TV, or sitcoms. The last show I watched was Glee, and I absolutely love that show. It reminds me of a club I was in when I was a high schooler. Believe it or not, that club was one of the only good things about that high school experience.

 I also love to play video games. I used to be a huge gamer when I was a kid, but as I got older I started to play less games. Currently, the only games I play are Pokemon games. The last game I played was Pokemon Omega Ruby for the Nintendo 3Ds.

However, I don’t always stare at a screen. I love to read urban novels and manga. Although I haven’t read a novel in a while, the last book I read was my textbook on writing for the media.

 Lets not forget I’m in college, so don’t judge me for often reading textbooks. It’s not like I would care if you do anyways. I get talked about all the time. Especially when I express myself on social media, or when I create videos for my YouTube channel. Did I forget to mention that I’m a YouTuber? Although I haven’t posted in a while, I am currently working on a new project. But, I won’t be posting any of it until a further date. In my new segment I will be telling the story of my first love experience. It will be expressed in a way that is similar to how Shane Dawson used to reenact his stories.

 My story is pretty ridiculous and traumatizing, but I’m not ashamed of my past. Nor, am I ashamed for living my best life like it’s my last. If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would probably eat ten naked chicken chalupas from Taco Bell for my last meal. At least I’ll die full and satisfied. Well, that’s enough blogging about me. I hope you all enjoy my blog and future posts. 

[hazyheel]

WWE Smackdown Live 8/13/19 Review

Kevin Owens Promo: The crowd was very happy to see Owens, chanting his name loud and proud the second that he came out. He talked about his time in WWE, and how honored he was to be here, and then he put himself over for beating Shane McMahon. Then he started to talk about the King of the Ring Tournament. He said that he needed his name on the list of King of the Ring winners, although he didn’t mention King Barrett, which was funny. Shane McMahon came out to interrupt. The crowd absolutely hated everything that Shane was saying, and he was such a wonderful dick. He really is an effective heel, he just doesn’t need to be in matches so often. Then they talked about what it meant to be a man. Owens said that it was about standing up for what you believe in, but Shane said that none of that mattered because he was a cheater. He also said that Elias was so traumatized by Owens beating him with a chair that he was given the night off. But he also said that, since Elias was a referee during that match, Owens will be fined for attacking him. Owens then said that the fine was crap, because to the little guy like him, 100 thousand dollars was a lot of money, but Shane refused to stop. 

Backstage, Owens burst into Shane’s dressing room, but Shane told him that if he attacked him, then he would be sued. Shane made it seem like the only reason the fine was so large was because he attacked an official, which made Owens so mad that he threw a chair into a TV. 

Grade: B. I was actually kinda into this. Shane’s heel work was really good, and this was a genuinely good way to continue their feud. It makes a lot of sense, but I don’t particularly want to see it continue. Maybe if they do an interesting stipulation it’ll be worth watching. But that’ll take a lot, so hopefully they do a good job. 

Charlotte Flair vs. Ember Moon: the two started with a bit of grappling and some nice looking strikes. Charlotte utilized her power advantage as she refused to let Moon hit any of her big offense. She also wound up the already white hot crowd, and wound up wiping out Moon during a suicide dive as she did. Ember responded with a low dropkick and another suicide dive, but only a near fall. The two then fought to the outside and continued their brutal brawl, as charlotte threw Moon into the barricade and the apron. When we came back from the commercial break, Charlotte had begun to target the leg and soften it up for her signature submission, but that didn’t stop Moon from using her educated feet to stay in control. Moon even hit a sort of codebreaker for a near fall, and tried to follow up with an eclipse, but Charlotte threw her off by her hair. Ember still had some fight left in her, hitting several high impact moves for near falls, but Charlotte was still able to lock in a Figure Eight for the win. 

Grade: B. Another good segment. Lots of back and forth here and some really good wrestling. Moon looked really good in defeat, and Charlotte looks like they have some plans for her coming up. She could be the one to end Bayley’s title reign, but more likely is that she is just the next contender, which makes sense. But Smackdown was off to quite a good start. 

Daniel Bryan and Rowan Promo: The two were mostly out to address the accusations made against Rowan, the ones that Buddy Murphy made about attacking Roman Reigns. Bryan denied the accusation, called Buddy Murphy a liar. He then said that he didn’t blame Murphy, because he would agree to anything if his face was pressed against a wall. The only problem was that he gave the wrong name. He blamed the rumors spreading on social media, and said that in today’s age that rumors become truth because of the internet. They said that they would prove it wasn’t them, before walking away. 

Grade: B. Okay, I’m into a whodunnit. These are really fun if they are done well, and this seems like they are doing it well. Accusing a bunch of heels, one at a time, and having them get super mad. It gives Roman a storyline close to the top of the card without him chasing a title, gives him a nice set of opponents for TV and pay per views, and will probably end up giving us a bunch of good matches that we may not have seen due to Roman’s high status in the company. I am really into the storyline, and Bryan’s promo was fiery and exciting. Good stuff. 

Shane McMahon Interview: he was going to talk about Kevin Owens’ opponent for later on in the night, but Samoa Joe came in and said that he wanted the match. Shane made the match. 

Aleister Black Backstage: he talked about who had a debt to pay to him. Same ‘ol thang, asking someone to knock on his door and pick a fight with him.  He is going to need a real storyline sooner or later. 

Buddy Murphy vs. Roman Reigns: Reigns started things out by forcing Murphy into the corner, but Murphy quickly fought out and nailed a high knee, showing everyone exactly how good he is. The two quickly spilled to the outside, where Reigns chucked Murphy clean over the announce table. He tried to follow up with a drive by, but Murphy dodged it and pushed Reigns into the steel stairs, following it up with a meteroa off the stairs. As the two continued to jockey for control, Reigns hit an awesome powerbomb for a near fall, and Murphy sold it beautifully. Murphy gave him a receit, with several hard strikes to push Roman to the outside and a great tope con hilo. Murphy put Reigns back in the ring and gave him another meteora, but only a near fall. Reigns got himself back into the match after a series of clubbing blows and a superman punch, but Murphy didn’t stay down, giving reigns a pair of high knees, a Kamagoye (like Kota Ibushi, a knee to the head of a kneeling opponent) and then a great brainbuster for a near fall. Murphy tried to go up top, but Reigns gave him a hard right hand to knock him into the barricade. Reigns then gave him a superman punch and a spear that turned Murphy inside out for the win.

Grade: A-. Holy crap, this was a great match! Genuinely great stuff, with a lot of hard hitting action from both guys, Murphy showing his style and some great moves in the process. But Murphy really was the more impressive one. His selling made this match incredible, and I hope that he continues to impress in his King of the Ring matches. Roman looked great too, and the match was so good that I didn’t even mind that Murphy lost. It was a good match to lose in. Match of the night. 

Revival Interview: the two talked about how the New Day were to blame for a whole mob of people ran down during their match on Raw. They say that they are making a mockery of the tag team division. So, they will teach them a lesson. 

New Day interview: Big E and Xavier Woods defended themselves, saying that they did not ruin the tag division, but they ruined a whole bunch of other stuff. Kingston then talked about how he needed to defend his family, so he doesn’t care that he got disqualified. 

Kevin Owens vs. Samoa Joe, with Elias as the special guest enforcer: Owens was pretty pissed when Elias came down. Also, I didn’t mention his earlier, but the 24/7 championship rules were suspended for the night as well. Joe quickly retreated to the outside, where Elias basically refused to let Owens get any offense. So Joe took control during that time, and forced Owens to the ground with work on the neck. Owens was eventually able to put Joe on the ground and nail a swanton for a near fall. Owens then tried for a Stunner, but Joe was able to lock in a Koquina Clutch. Owens pushed Joe away and hit a pop up powerbomb, but Elais pulled the ref out of the ring. Owens and Elias then argued in the ring, and Joe rolled him up. Elias then fast counted him and Joe won the match. 

Grade: C+. Decent match here, and an annoying thing for Elias to do. Good way to continue this mini feud going into their King of the Ring match next week. 

Daniel Bryan and Rowan Backstage: the two walked into the locker room and told everyone to leave, which left just them and Buddy Murphy. Bryan got right up in his face and told him to admit that he was lying. Murphy just sat there as Bryan yelled at him, and eventually Rowan grabbed him and threw him around the room in a brutal fashion. They pushed him right up against the wall and continued to scream at him, and Murphy said that he lied. They thanked him, hit him just a bit more, and walked away. And suddenly as strong as he looked in that match, he looked a hell of a lot weaker. 

New Day vs. The Revival: before the start of the match, Randy Orton came out and insulted Kingston for running away from their fight at Summerslam. He said that he could never beat Orton in a straight up match. Orton said that he took the easy way out, and that his family will be ashamed of him. He said that he would be willing to give him another chance. He suggested that they make the match a six man tag, and that is what happened. 

Orton and Kingston started the match off, and Orton seemed pretty agitated by Kingston’s willingness to fight, so he tagged out to Scott Dawson. The heels had the advantage early on, and beat down Xavier woods in a three on one assault that focused on the arm. . Woods fought back into the match a bit, but was quickly thrown to the outside and planted on the announce table. Woods eventually tagged in Big E, who destroyed the heels with his unbelievable power. Kingston took out Orton with a suicide dive, but when Woods was tagged back in, the Revival quickly gained the advantage back and got the win with a Shatter Machine.

After the match, the heels beat down Big E and Woods. They were going to break Big E’s leg, but Kingston ran in and gave Dawson a Trouble in Paradise. Orton then slid in the ring and dropped Kingston with an RKO. But Orton wasn’t done there, giving Xavier Woods and Big E RKO’s as well, along with a second RKO to Kingston. 

Grade: B+. Really good match and a hot way to close out the show. It was a violent attack from the heels, and actually made me excited to see more of Orton vs. Kingston. Also, a Revival vs. New Day feud is a feud that is happening two years late, so I’m more than happy to watch this play out in that way. Should be an awesome match if they decide to do it at Clash of Champions. Certainly one that I would look forward to. 

Daniel Bryan, Rowan and Roman Reigns backstage: Bryan demanded that Reigns apologize to him for assuming that they were the ones to attack. Reigns looked like he was about to fight, but Bryan told him that they know who did it, and that they will reveal it next week. So Reigns backed off. 

Overall Grade: B

Pros: Reigns whodunnit; charlotte vs. moon; murphy vs. reigns; main event; 

Cons: murphy looks pretty weak right now; more of owens vs. shane

[jwgammuto]

Monday Night Raw review 7/8/19

Week 2 of the “Heyman Era” had only a few of ol’ Paul E’s fingerprints on it. Was it as fresh as last week in the usually important Go Home Show? Here’s a little of The Good, The Bad, and the WTF: We Want The Smoke Edition.

The Good:

Cedric Alexander posing as Gary “the GOAT” Garbutt and Reigns’ tag partner. This entire angle was one big 3 hour eye roll of Shane McMahon nonsense but the payoff was a small glimpse of hope. We didn’t get a Lumbar Check but Cedric in a Main event segment on Raw is a potential sign that they may actually care about the guy and don’t want him lost in the shuffle.

The 24/7 title stuff. Maverick isn’t nearly as funny as Truth with the title but the inclusion of R Truth chasing him with someone on his back, calling him Hornswaggle, and Renee Michelle being on TV makes it all the more enjoyable. I think they missed an opportunity having Truth win the title from Maverick on their honeymoon but I’m sure the payoff is coming.

The Street Profits hyping Extreme Rules. These guys are hilarious. I’m glad they’re not an official call up yet since they are defending the titles against Oney and Lorcan this week but more of them on TV is a welcome addition to any show.

Ricochet vs The Club. This feud is going well. Ricochet doesn’t cut the best promo in the world but he’s improving. The gauntlet style match was a cheap way to fit in the same freakin Snickers commercial eight times in three hours but I guess that’s just the way it is for now. Gallows and Anderson looked strong but lost due to playing with the champ a bit too much. AJ looks like a legit threat to the US title, which he should. Still digging the heel turn. Now get the Good Brothers in the tag title picture.

Huskus is still lurking backstage. Don’t make me wait too much longer for this though, Bray. It’s already slipping away in my mind.

Paul Heyman cuts a solid promo reminding us that Lesnar is lurking with the boom box MITB briefcase at Extreme Rules. Or maybe he isn’t. Truth be told, this was important because I had started to forget about it. Not a good thing.

Cesaro continues to destroy No Way Jose. Maybe he hates dancing like the preacher dad from Footloose.

War Raiders try to hospitalize two local talents. Watching these guys destroy teams is fun but I’m ready for a real feud.

The Bad:

Rey Mysterio returns....and gets destroyed by Black Chris Masters. Lashley coming back angry and killing somebody makes total sense. That guy being Mysterio makes no sense. This is why they employ Mojo, Titus, and the rest of the roster that runs through the crowd chasing the 24/7 champion. Bad form here. Rey losing to put guys over is fine at this stage of his career but it shouldn’t be in squash matches.

Shane and McIntyre segments where they interview backstage employees to be Roman’s partner. The Shane Troll Tour is the most boring thing about the product these days. There’s no faction, no real power. He just talks, sweats, and waits for McIntyre to hit somebody with a Claymore. It’s redundant, lame, and isn’t even getting proper heat anymore. There is a way out of this though. You can read about it Wednesday when I bring back One Chance In Hell to Fantasy book Extreme Rules.

The Man and The Man’s Man vs Vega and Andrade in whatever the hell a mixed tag elimination match is. God forbid we just have a straightforward match with four talented people. First of all, elimination match rules counteract the point of mixed tag rules. If a woman is eliminated, as Vega was, Becky has no one to wrestle, because by mixed tag rules, she isn’t allowed to compete with Andrade. Anarchy. Eventually it got to a surprisingly underwhelming and short bout between Andrade and Seth that ended with a stomp. Evans and Bartender Corbin meet the “power couple” on the stage and Becky eats a Woman’s Right that looked much better in slow motion than real time. For a go home build segment, this was meh at best.

The WTF:

The Maria and Mike Kanellis cuckold train rolls on. This is unwatchable. It really is. It’s catamount to Vince putting Trish Stratus on a chain in the Attitude Era. Think about this big picture and it makes even less sense. Maria is actually pregnant so she can’t even perform. So what’s the point in her trying to get any heat? Mike is a pretty talented performer who is being buried on a level that would make EC3 cringe. These two segments were actually worse than the Shane interviewing the janitors to be partners for Roman. That’s how awful it was. Scrap this immediately. It’s not going anywhere good.

The Beat the Clock Challenge. I’d have to check the archives, but I’m pretty sure I’ve said this arguably the worst match gimmick in the modern era. The opponents look like crap because they can’t possibly win, usually get buried, and the matches are rushed. Meanwhile it’s all so Nikki Cross can pick the stipulation for Bayley’s title defense against not Nikki Cross on Sunday. Is Dana Brooke a heel? No? Why is she using heel tactics to extend this match with Forrest Cross? Sarah Logan’s feral wolf gimmick is terrible. Can I like anything about this segment? Where the hell is Alexa? She’s in action about as much as Lesnar lately. Ok. Yes. The stipulation being 2-1 handicap opens a couple of possibilities. 1) Cross outright takes the pin fall costing Bliss her title opportunity and that starts her overdue feud with Alexa. 2) Cross beats Bayley and has to hand Bliss the title. Forrest can’t sit well with this for long. 3) the return of Sasha Banks. But if it isn’t to turn heel, destroy Bayley, and give us the lady Gargano/Ciampa feud we’ve been clamoring two years for, I’m not interested.

6 man 2 out of 3 falls trash fire. Elias inexplicably leaves after the first fall (which was a glorious SHATTER MACHINE), leaving Dash and Dawson to lose the next two falls to a superkick/splash/awful Samoan drop fest from the USOs and a nearly forgotten Miz. I genuinely like everyone that was in this match. I hated almost every second of it. A complete misuse of all the talent involved. And we saw the Pete Zacharine Snickers commercial 11 more times.

Graves interviews Becky and Seth backstage. I actively hate this “couples” push on tv. It’s awful. Becky’s personality is drowning Rollins’ character and the Universal Title feels like an afterthought. Lynch is even continuing to lose momentum. This is no bueno all around.

Had high hopes for a Heyman touched Go Home Show for Extreme Rules. I do think he is only partially involved due to the need to wrap up some of these stories, but this show fell way short of the high bar set last week. There were things to like but the bad stuff was pretty bad and made you forget the stuff you liked. Hogan comes out, delivers a paltry 1.75 Belt Whips to an unsuspecting Virgil who is just trying to eat his free breadsticks at the Olive Garden. Top Guy....OUT!

[wondroussimmer-blog]

GET TO KNOW ME-

Basically, no one actually tagged me in this, but I thought i’d give it a go anyway seeing as this is a new blog and you guys can get to now me a bit, so I tag anyone who sees this and also wants to have a go...

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1. What is your full name? I’m not putting my last name on here, but my first name is Maja (Miya) 2. What is your nickname? I don’t really have one 3. Birthday? January 1st 4. What is your favourite book series? I don’t really read book series’ 5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? Not 100% sure, I don’t believe in the sort of ghosts you see in films, but I think I believe our loved ones stay with us in some way. As for aliens, idk, we can’t be the only life but idk.  6. Who is your favourite author? I find the fault in our stars quite overrated, but i’d say John Green because some of his others are my favourites! 7. What is your favourite radio station? BBC Radio 1 8. What is your favourite flavour of anything? this is such a weird question, how can you have a favourite flavour for everything? but if it’s sweet, definitely strawberry! 9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? Again, weird question, but i use so many words for this, my most used are probably lovely and amazing 10. What is your current favourite song? this changes alll the time, but right this minute it’s probably sunflower by post malone and swae lee 11. What is your favourite word? is this a thing? 12. What was the last song you listened to? vacation by hippo campus 13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? big mouth, orphan black, queer eye, dexter 14. What is your favourite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? the breakfast club or mean girls probably 15. Do you play video games? only the sims 16. What is your biggest fear? probably the death of people close to me, and in the future not being able to have children 17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? probably that i’m a friendly person  18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? i’m v insecure 19. Do you like cats or dogs better? DOGS... always dogs! 20. What is your favourite season? autumn/winter 21. Are you in a relationship? yes 22. What is something you miss from your childhood? having way more friends and barely any responsibilities 23. Who is your best friend? my boyfriend 24. What is your eye colour? blue 25. What is your hair colour? brown 26. Who is someone you love? my boyfriend and family 27. Who is someone you trust? my boyfriend and closest family 28. Who is someone you think about often? okay wow, so much variety in these answers but the same as the previous two answers 29. Are you currently excited about/for something? christmas and my birthday 30. What is your biggest obsession? probably sims 31. What was your favourite TV show as a child? Probably Tracy beaker or that’s so raven  32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? my boyfriend 33. Are you superstitious? only slightly 34. Do you have any unusual phobias? cracking knuckles, moths (but only indoors), realistic looking mannequins and gas masks... so not much 35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind, every single time 36. What is your favourite hobby? playing sims, graphic designing, video editing 37. What was the last book you read? The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks 38. What was the last movie you watched? Muppet’s Christmas Carol 39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? I play a bit of guitar and can play the mr bean theme song on piano if that counts 40. What is your favourite animal? dogs 41. What are your top 5 favourite Tumblr blogs that you follow? I definitely have more than 5  42. What superpower do you wish you had? be able to teleport and go invisible  43. When and where do you feel most at peace? probably at home with my boyfriend 44. What makes you smile? sorry if this is becoming a boring answer... but my boyfriend! also my dog :) 45. What sports do you play, if any? I don’t at the moment, but I have done tennis, dance (ballet, tap and modern), swimming, karate, speed skating and netball 46. What is your favourite drink? water... how boring ik 47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? Last month, I made my boyfriend a scrap book as one of my boyfriend’s presents for our anniversary and wrote some letters as part of it  48. Are you afraid of heights? not if it’s a secure height 49. What is your biggest pet peeve? I have wayyy too many and so many grammatical ones, I absolutely hate when people incorrectly use was and were, so if someone said ‘we was going’, I think it’s quite an essex thing but I hateeee it, I can’t stand bad grammar, but also slow walkers, people who walk through the door without looking behind them to hold the door open for people behind, other drivers not indicating, people that have to be louder than everyone else, people that chew with their mouths open... basically I have a lot and this list could go on and on and on 50. Have you ever been to a concert? I’ve seen all time low, the 1975, imagine dragons, sunset sons, ed sheeran and paramore in concert so far and i’m seeing panic! at the disco in march which i’m MEGA excited about!!! 51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? vegetarian 52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? This would change all the time, it went from radio dj, to dancer, to teacher when I was really young, then architect when I was a teenager, and now it’s clinical psychologist which i’m slowly working towards 53. What fictional world would you like to live in? I’ve not got a clue 54. What is something you worry about? EVERYTHING! I get a lot of social anxiety, so basically whenever i’m out of the house i’m worrying about absolutely everything and it’s the worst and gets me super down, so yeah, love that 55. Are you scared of the dark? okay so I don’t like leaving the dark, i’m fine being in the dark but I hate when i’m home alone and have to turn the lights off in the living room, kitchen and hall to go to bed... if that makes sense 56. Do you like to sing? i’m someone that, at home, is constantly singing, and when it’s only my boyfriend around, if one of us says a sentence that can in some way relate to a song, i’ll immediately sing it, but I suck so I won’t ever sing in public 57. Have you ever skipped school? in school I faked being ill a few times to get off of school, but in uni i’ve skipped way too many lectures over the past 3 years 58. What is your favourite place on the planet? I absolutely adore Spain, but also Belgrade (i’m half Serbian) 59. Where would you like to live? If not my current home town, i’d love to one day live somewhere like Norway or Sweden 60. Do you have any pets? yep, i’ve got a french bulldog 61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? I wake up pretty early, but I hate to start the day early 62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunsets. 63. Do you know how to drive? Yep 64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? the sound of headphones but I normally use earbuds 65. Have you ever had braces? nope, thank god 66. What is your favourite genre of music? this really ranges from charts, to indie rock, to ‘former emo kid’, to early 2000s r&b, to musical theatre 67. Who is your hero? probably my boyfriend 68. Do you read comic books? no 69. What makes you the most angry? as we’ve already gathered, I have a lot of pet peeves, so a lot! 70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book?a real book! 71. What is your favourite subject in school? I currently study psychology which has been my favourite subject since A levels, but during GCSEs I enjoyed maths  72. Do you have any siblings? 1 younger brother 73. What was the last thing you bought? some christmas presents for my boyfriend’s cousins 74. How tall are you? 5ft4 75. Can you cook? yes 76. What are three things that you love? spending time with people I love, travelling, collecting photos  77. What are three things that you hate? busy places, cheats, confrontation 78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? I actually barely have any so this is kind of hard to answer 79. What is your sexual orientation? straight 80. Where do you currently live? England 81. Who was the last person you texted? my mum 82. When was the last time you cried? I’m not actually sure, which is funny because I cry all the time and super easily 83. Who is your favourite YouTuber? I have so many: in terms of sims: lilsimsie, urbansims, sophsims, simkim, plumbella, in terms of lifestyle: louise pentland, in terms of fashion and beauty: samantha maria, tati westbrook, busybee carys, patricia bright, antonio garza, and others: shane dawson, sarah baska, kendall rae, jaackmaate, and loads more! basically, if i’m not on tumblr, i’m on youtube, if i’m not on youtube i’m playing sims, and if i’m not on sims i’m on tumblr... 84. Do you like to take selfies? rarely 85. What is your favourite app? any social media  86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? fab 87. What is your favourite foreign accent? Australian and Scottish 88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? I have so many but I won’t bore you with another long list, so just a few: Sweden, South Africa, Iceland and Canada 89. What is your favourite number? 1 90. Can you juggle? no 91. Are you religious? I was baptised but don’t really consider myself religious 92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? both as interesting as the other 93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? not really 94. Are you allergic to anything? no 95. Can you curl your tongue? yep, one of my weird ‘party tricks’ is I can actually curl it 180 degrees 96. Can you wiggle your ears? no 97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? not as often as I should 98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? probably the forest 99. What is your favourite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you?my dad probably gives the best life advice but there’s too much to put here   100. Are you a good liar? It depends 101. What is your Hogwarts House? Hufflepuff 102. Do you talk to yourself? All the time 103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? I N T R O V E R T, i’m so introverted to the point I hate it but seriously struggle to change it 104. Do you keep a journal/diary? no but I have in the past 105. Do you believe in second chances? it depends 106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? Hand it in 107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? It depends 108. Are you ticklish? VERY 109. Have you ever been on a plane? manyyyy times 110. Do you have any piercings? nope, I have but not anymore 111. What fictional character do you wish was real? no idea  112. Do you have any tattoos? nope 113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? I’m really not sure 114. Do you believe in karma? to an extent, but at the same time bad things seem to happen to good people, sooooo 115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? neither 116. Do you want children? yes 117. Who is the smartest person you know? my cousin 118. What is your most embarrassing memory? omg my whole life is filled with embarrassing memories that I seem to always remember at the most inconvenient times or when i’m about to go to sleep that just haunt me out of nowhere...fun 119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? yes 120. What colour are most of you clothes? black or white 121. Do you like adventures? yep 122. Have you ever been on TV? no 123. How old are you? 20 - nearly 21 124. What is your favourite quote? not really sure. 125. Do you prefer sweet or savoury foods? sweet

[saltyflowershark]

The L Word

Description: Lesbian? Love? Lust? Let’s frick? Literally can’t function?

The L word is a story about girls who like boys! And girls! And anyone else! And have no clue what they’re doing in life.

Character chart:

Katherine: -i mean she’s Katherine what else are you gonna expect -popular pretty preppy perfect. -an absolute fricken train wreck in the making -dates guys to be popular -actually READS BOOKS. NOT LIKE FIFTY SHADES BUT LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES -so gay like she joined volleyball just because a really cute girl said that she’d be good at it gay -like the only reason she has a boyfriend is so she can talk to her boyfriend’s sister gay -yea. And she feels like crap because of it. -honestly home girl just wants a cutie girlfriend to snuggle up to and watch b99 with

Reign: -shaved head -BUT IS LIKE THE CUTEST PERSON IN THE SCHOOL NO JOKE -destructive mom™️ -has adopted every gay in the school...literally she gets them all valentines and Christmas gifts and invites them to laser quest Thursday’s -Pansexual -BUYS TRANS BOYS BINDERS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS -bakes cookies. But gluten free low sugar vegan cookies. So all of her children can EAT. -some how she still has boom cookies?.. -always brings extra tuxes and dresses to picture day for her lovey babies -but is still unpopular because “eew you’re gay?” -will spend hecka money on her friends -has a lover who whom moved but she still talks to. They visit each other over breaks -has two dads so yeah gay

Luca: -fluid as frick but just goes by she/her because who has to time to explain her Identity to everyone in school? Not her -Honestly she takes naps at lunch instead of eating because who has the time to sleep these days?? -she onestly just isn’t here for it. -goes to sleepover. Falls asleep at 6 pm. Wakes up at 2 am and wakes up her best friend to get snacks. Then falls back asleep at 7am. -totally binge watched all of the Shane Dawson series. -has cut class before and will do it again. -honestly doesn’t about detention and just sleeps through it. -gives very few fricks. -gets headaches and least twice a week -refuses to sleep without a blanket on. It can be 95F(35C) she’ll be completely naked under the covers but you’ll be damned if you think she will ever take off her blanket. -has 1 stuffed animal

Adam: -not a girl?? -is a civics teacher and hates it just as much as his students -youngest teacher at the school -is engaged to his stupid husband -but stays after for clubs and to help his children -yes he calls his students children -lets them curse in class -WILL NOT DEAL WITH HATE SPEECH -is an openly gay and out teacher and makes sure everyone knows -his room is covered in brightly colored curse words -almost always wears darkcolors -everyone calls him by his first name -has had an incident where a student was pulled out of the school and he was put in administrative leave because the students parents didn’t know he was gay so now he makes sure everyone knows. -he the spills tea on all of his fellow teachers. -curses in his classes constantly. -is hecka scary when he’s angry -drinks from a unicorn mug with an unwavering scowl on his face. -hates the principal as much as everyone else -starts sentences with “back in my day

@muchinsight for just being an amazing person who I love and helped me with this because they are lovely. uwuwuuwuwuuwuwowoowowowo❤️❤️❤️💞💞💓💗🌸🌹🌺🌺🌺™️™️🧡🧡🧡🌸💝✨💫💫⭐️💫💥⚡️

[miyoki-kun]

hey, my little sister somi (she doesnt feel comfy givin out her real name) wants yall to follow her

she doesnt have anything on her blog yet but she likes

-BTS (yoongi bias)

-BlackPink (jisoo bias)

-Got7 (mark bias)

-Girl In Red

-Riverdale

-American Horror Story

-Markiplier (she doesnt know abput the egos tho but she did say the fan fav, Dr. Iplier, is ugly and plain as shit)

-JackSepticEye (she doesnt know about the egos either)

-Game Grumps

-MacDoesIt

-MilesChronicles

-Shane Dawson (including the spooky boys)

-Buzzfeed Unsolved

-anime (Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tale, Kakegurul, Doki Doki Literature Club)

so yee, follow her at @peachykimkim

if any of yall send anon hate to her tag me so i can tease her abt it (im kiDDING)

[jesusonafrickinboat]

2 Years

Today (June 25th) is my 2 year “anniversary” on this god forsaken site. So to celebrate, I want to do something special!

So..

Here’s 75 useless facts about me!

Opals are my favorite gemstone

My birthday is October 7th

I have freckles

I have blue eyes

I’m really pale

I don’t tan, I burn

I have dark strawberry blonde hair

I’m in between 5′9″ and 5′10″

I’ve done a synchronized swimming show every summer since 2015 (so I’ve done 3 so far)

I played baseball for 4 years

I was on swim team for 3 years

I played soccer for 3 or 4 years

I did gymnastics for 4 or 5 years 

I also did basketball and fencing for 1 year each

I love archery

I once binge watched all of Sherlock (at the time seasons 1-3) within 12 hours

I’ve been in musicals/plays/other theatrical shows every year since 2nd grade (8 years old) Although I’m pretty sure I was probably in something before that

At least one element of my Halloween costume is hand-made every year

Facebook tags pictures of me as my mom (sometimes even when she’s in the picture too)

I’ve never cursed

My singing range is a little over 3 octaves

I love baking

I’m INFJ-T

Foxes are my favorite animal because they were my dad’s favorite

I don’t own any Apple products

I’m on a podcast (@sanderssidespodcast!!)

I wear glasses, but only for things like classes, movies, concerts, etc

I’ve been to Hawaii, but I don’t remember it (I was two and a half, visiting for my cousins birth)

I’ve been to Germany, but I also don’t remember it (I was about two, we were visiting family friends)

I got my first black eye in Germany 

I’ve met Brendon Urie 

I’ve met MacDoesIt

My favorite musical is Kinky Boots

I have a signed copy of It Gets Worse by Shane Dawson

I love climbing trees 

I love biking

I have a signed poster of Dan and Phil

I have 3 bookshelves that are exclusively mine, 2 of which are completely full

I have a signed poster of MacDoesIt

I have a signed card from Thomas Sanders 

I love art, whether it’s pottery, oil/acrylic paints, pencils, markers, photography, graphic design, sewing, etc. 

I have hyper mobility 

I’ve been to public school (k-4), private school (6-9), and homeschool (5, 10-)

Halloween is my favorite holiday

I can’t learn a foreign language. It’s like my brain is stuck in English Mode™ and it won’t get out. 

I have a collection of spoons

I’ve sung in Carnegie Hall

I build Lego sets really fast

I have the biggest sweet tooth

I saw Spider-Man: Homecoming 4 times in theaters

My favorite colors are light blues

I make Sims 4 custom content (here’s my TSR page!)

I was the cup stacking champion of my 4th grade gym class

I’ve been playing minecraft since 2013 (1.5.2)

I’m either extremely messy or extremely organized, there is no in between

My google drive has folders inside folders inside folders inside folders, etc, all of which are color coded

I have a hand-me-down shirt that I got from a friend like, 8 years ago that still fits me (despite me growing over a foot taller since)

One of my favorite bands is so obscure that none of their music is on youtube and nothing comes up on google unless you search the entire long album name (which is “A Briefe Description of the Notorious Life of Challenge Club Together with Their Ignominious Death” yeah, it’s a really long name 😂). The band is Challenge Club

I’m a Hufflepuff

My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla & orange sherbet twist 

I hate getting rid of things. In other words, I sometimes keep empty boxes and used gift cards

I used to go everywhere with my doll named Baby Kit (I still have her!)

I doodle on everything 

I know how to write my name in greek

I’m 1w9

I hate change (moving house, getting rid of things, etc) more than stepping in mud with socks on

I have a collection of miniature glass and clay animals (I just got a small glass house shaped shelf to put them in last week!)

My first stuffed animal was a duck that I named Ducky (I still have him!)

I can type 56 WPM

I can read (and comprehend) 700 WPM

I have synesthesia. More specifically, people, names, emotions, sounds/music, school subjects, and a couple other things I forget rn have colors

I hate peanuts/peanut butter/peanut related items

I used to listen to Diary of a Worm by Doreen Cronin on repeat at night

When I was little, my favorite animal was a duck. I had tons of rubber ducks and a duck themed birthday party

My first word was “book”

I’d say more, but I’d run out of space 😂 so if you have any questions (or want pictures of something, like a collection or Lego sets or something) about these or just me in general, just ask!

[bubble-cola]

IM STILL THINKING ABOUT THIS. i’m so right with idol being a lesbian no person attracted to men would date shane dawson in a mailman uniform. if u disagree w straight edge being cishet dni/j he’s scum and also just screams cishet to me

this is a straight edge mymusic hate club

mymusic sexuality gender hcs

indie- he/him. bi strong female lean.

idol- she/her. lesbian i’m literally right.

nerdcore- they/he/she queer

metal- he/him bi no lean

intern 2- he/him (TRANS ALERT) bi female lean

scene- she/they/mew/it pan ace

country- she/they straight

straight edge- he/him straight

tina- she/her pan

rayna- she/her bi male lean

rat protector- is getting eaten by rats

if you disagree and voice ur disagreement u hate trans ppl /j

also nerdcore’s whole arc was an allegory for being trans u cannot take this from me IM TELLING YOU RN YOU CANT BC IM SO RIGHT YOU CANT TELL ME IM WRONG don’t try to take this from me fuck you fuck you

[ask-gender-club-blog]

So here is Grey. Grey is a pretty simple guy. They like to just stay at home or in them and their friend's clubhouse, just so they can finish the rest of My Hero Academia. They also draw a fuck ton. When their at school, their arm is just covered in mini cartoons of anime characters.

When he hangs out with their friend's, they're mostly the voice of reason, also that emo friend who hates themselves to much. They also have a large liking to popcorn.

Their wardrobe consists of all dark versions of the colors of the rainbow and is that typical edgy OC everyone loves. But don't worry, Grey isn't all edge. Grey is a sweetheart when you get to know them and will do anything for their friends. They keep their word when they promise something and will always stick to that, no mater the person.

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Mika is a personal favorite. Not because they're short. But because they're a short, chubby marshmallow. They are the embodiment of a rainbow. They were indeed born with both sexual organs, don't yell at me, that's how they were born! As well as their skin color. They love unicorns and are just the most lovable of the three club members.

No matter the situation, they will always think of the good things at the time, if any. They love everyone. They have a big heart and just wants the world to get rid of all the evil.

Who wouldn't love this happy go lucky kid?

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Now, the leader, Kash. (He/she) is a diva. Like, I'm talking Shane Dawson diva. (He/she) isn't afraid to put you in your place when needed and will tell you what they hate about you. Kash isn't all bad of course, you just need to get to know them. (He/she) loves musicals (Hamilton, Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen, ect) and plays. Anywhere Kash can get a camera, they will snatch it. Acting is (His/her) dream job and would love to get their own musical or play part. Besides looking up bootlegs for Be More Chill and reading fanfics of our founding fathers, Kash loves movies and TV shows on Mystery and Magic. Like "Once" and "Supernatual", "Stranger Things." And "Riverdale."

Also the occasional "Glee" time with (his/her) mom.

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(These drawings were from a while ago, so sorry if they look weird.)

[melting-pansexual-popsicle]

i am a gay asexual agender and i decided to do a long gay ask meme cuz i want to and i wanted to share it with you guys i am the 11

Q: your idea of a perfect date

A: i wouldnt go anywhere id stay home on a cold rainy day with her, cozied up with blankets and cats or some shit, in shorts and baggy shirts, eating junk food, cuddling, watching movie after movie, show after show.. you can hear the want for this in my typing lol

Q: Whats your type?

A: its super cliche.... SUPER.... good humour, same interests, introvert, thicc lol, glasses (IM FUCKING OBSSESED WITH GLASSES) cute style

Q: do you want kids?

 A: no, probably never unless my opinion changes in the future

Q: would you adopt?

A: yes most definitely if i wanted kids enough

Q: cutest date youve been on?

A: what i wish would happen is the first question but i cant go on a date... closeted...close to coming out though

Q: morning time gay or night time gay?

A: OOOOOOH this is hard, im a night owl but i love sleeping and waking up early im not good in the morning though i do better at night, but i wish i did better in the morning

Q: opinion on nap dates?

A: OOOOOH theyre a wonderful thing cuz ya get to cuddle (CLINGY HUMAN ALERT) but like it depends on the day

Q: opinion on brown eyes?

A: ok first of all i have brown eyes, second of all why is this a debate, third of all BROWN EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL I LOVE BLUE EYES BUT LIKE WHOOOOOO YOU GOT BROWN EYES LET MY STARE INTO THEM PLEASE

Q: dog gay or cat gay?

A: i love doggos, but ive had cats my whole life, always cats

Q: would you date someone that had rodents or reptiles?

A: i want both....... so yes.....

Q: misconception you had about LGBT people before you were one? A: i thought that everyone hated them and that everyone rioted against them and they were rare I WAS DUMB OK i was like 7

Q: piece of advice id give to my younger self

A: i am the younger self.... I WOULD GIVE MYSELF A PIECE OF MY GAY ASS

Q: club gay or Cafe gay?

A: always cafe, its not a debate, always cafe

Q: one person you would go straight for?

A: someone from my school FRICKIN GARRET RODGERS FUCK, @scottislazy knows lol

Q: video game gay? book gay? or movie gay?

A: thats hard i love games, i love movies and i love books, but if i had to choose besides movies definitley books idk theres just something about reading books on the couch

Q: Fave gay ship?

A: BOM- Mcpricely.... Supernatural- Destiel

Q: favorite gay youtuber?

A: hes not gay hes bi but shane dawson and besides that OMG MILESCHRONICLES *HAILS* OOOOH MACDOESIT SHIT

Q: have you ever been in love?

A: currently yes SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL SMOL THICC BLONDE BEAN THAT I LOVE VERY MUCH, @scottislazy and @ask-marvin-falsettos know!

Q: have you ever been heartbroken?

A:*COUGH COUGH* @scottislazy

Q: how do you determine if you want to be with that person?

A: the way you feel when your around them, blushing, flustery, maybe whiny, always talking its just there and then it hits you like the titanic hit the icberg

Q: are you out?

A: nope but maybe soon!

Q: give some advice for people not in a safe place to come out

A: i dont know how to help or what to say just dont try stressing over it daily... i guess idk

[hazyheel]

WWE Smackdown Live 9/17/19 Review

Despite the fact that this wasn’t the strongest episode in the world, I actually liked it a lot. The segments that bookended the show were both pretty strong, and we saw a huuuuuuge announcement for the upcoming debut on Fox. Big stuff happened here, and the matches were pretty good. Unfortunately, it was dragged down by some stinkers. Just a few, but boy were they bad. Here is my full review of this weeks edition of Smackdown Live!

New Day vs. The Revival & Randy Orton: Holy crap, we started with a match! Wild, it feels weird but good. Big E started out with Dash Wilder, and immediately started to beat down the heel with clubbing blows to the chest and a splash on the apron for a near fall. Kofi was tagged in, and after some swift bending the rules, the heels took control and beat him down a bit. However, the New Day hit some of their tag team offense on Orton, with Woods and Big E taking down the Revival. During the commercial, The Revival isolated Woods and started to work over his knee. At one point, Woods tried to hit his slingshot DDT, but Wilder caught him and tossed him out over the top rope, which Orton followed up by back body dropping him on the announce table. We went to commercial again, and Kingston received a hot tag as we came back. He Took down everyone, before giving Orton an SOS for a near fall. On the outside, Big E flattened Dawson with a lariat, while Wilder nailed Big E with a tornado DDT and then swept Woods’ leg, only to eat a dropkick from Kingston. He went for a suicide dive, but Orton intercepted him and gave him a hangman’s DDT. The heels then went for the RKO machine, but Big E pulled Orton out and pushed him into the post. Woods then took out Wilder with a Limit Breaker, and Kingston pinned Dawson after a Trouble in Paradise.

As the New Day celebrated, Brock Lesnar showed up! Things were very intense, but the crowd didn’t pop big. Lesnar and Kingston stared each other down, and Kingston told Woods and Big E to leave. Heyman then got on the mic, and said that Lesnar wanted to challenge for the WWE Championship, and they booked it for the Friday Night Smackdown premier rather than for a pay per view. Kingston accepted, and Lesnar gave him an F5, which was sold beautifully. 

Grade: B+. The match was good, some fun action to open up the show. Love to see this show open up like that. Plus it was a pretty decisive victory, and feels like the feud is probably over. I was only going to give this a B, but I was really excited for the challenge from Brock Lesnar, although the crowd gave 0 craps. I think it was really fun, and is a huge main event for the first Fox show. Very good opening this week. 

Sasha Banks & Bayley Interview: Banks responded to Becky Lynch’s challenge inside Hell in a Cell.  Then Baylyey hopped in and said that although Banks was fighting Charlotte tonight, she didn’t want to talk about it. This promo was weird and kinda overdone. It was odd, just odd. 

Erick Rowan Sit Down interview: They gave Rowan his first name again! Fun. Michael Cole conducted the interview. He asked about Luke Harper, which Rowan responded to by saying if he wanted to know his story, talk to him. Then Cole asked about the attacks on Reigns, to which Rowan said he wanted to scare him. Cole loudly exclaimed “You tried to kill him!” And Rowan told him to watch his tone. Rowan then said that he was sick of being disrespected, so he took the chance he needed. Cole asked about why Rowan betrayed Daniel Bryan, and Rowan said that Bryan disrespected him. This was short, and all I could think about was how Cole was asking super biased questions. I know journalism, and this was bad journalism. 

Ali vs. Shinsuke Nakamura: Before the match, Sami Zayn demanded respect for him, since he is in a lot of pain. He hyped up Nakamura, and introduced him. He then told Ali that although he beat Nakamura a few weeks ago, he’d lose here. Ali was very nervous as Nakamura and Zayn surrounded him. Ali attacked Nakamura first, but Zayn held his leg and allowed Nakamura to attack him. Nakamura took Ali out with a Kinshasa. The match did not start. 

Grade: B. Fun little fight to get Nakamura over a bit. He and Zayn are fun together. This was effective and short, very efficient. I liked it, But it sucks that Ali had to be sacrificed here. 

Shane McMahon backstage: Owens walked into the building, took a seat in the audience. Shane was going to take care of it, but one of Owens’ lawyers served him. Huh, alright. 

Shane McMahon promo: Shane came out wth a whole bunch of security guards, and the papers. Shane told Owens to get in the ring and tried to settle it there. So Owens walked to the ring, but security stood between him and Shane. I guess the lawsuit was wrongful termination, worth 25 million. Shane called the case weak, but Owens said that it was strong. Owens pointed out that when he was fined for attacking a referee (Elias), but Shane didn’t fine himself when he attacked Owens’ last week, while he was the ref. He then said that even with the ref in his corner, Shane couldn’t win, and tapped out. So now, Owens just wants to hurt him, and wants to hit him in the wallet. He also said that part of the suit was that if he wins, he will be able to fire Shane. Then Owens walked out as Shane looked at the suit. 

Grade: C-. Why is Owens supposed to be badass, and yet he solves his problems with lawsuits? If he was a tough as nails son of a bitch, like Steve Austin who they are desperately trying to model him after, he would’ve walked right through security and beat Shane’s ass. A lawsuit isn’t awesome or exciting. But given that I enjoy soap opera stuff, I can’t bring myself to give it lower that C-. I think this is damaging to the badass Owens, but I’m kinda intrigued. This could be an interesting storyline, but I doubt anyone else will agree. 

Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks: Some guy come out, who I guess was a rapper. I think he is the Ric Flair drip guy? Maybe? I dunno. He just brought out Charlotte, and then fist bumped her. Bayley came out with Banks, and actually helped distract Charlotte and gave Banks control early on. When we came back from commercial break, Charlotte started to fight back with a series of kicks and chops to banks, finishing with a fall away slam. The two continued to fight, and Flair locked in a Boston Crab, but Banks pulled her into a rollup for a near fall. Charlotte then put Banks on the apron and kicked Banks to the outside. She then climbed to the rope and nailed both Banks and Bayley with a moonsault. She tried to capitalize, but Bayley held her foot, which got Banks a rollup for a near fall. Banks then tried for another, but Charlotte rolled through and went for the Figure Four, but Bayley ran in to attack for the DQ. 

Bayley and Banks continued to beat up Flair, but Carmella showed up and superkicked Bayley, who looked shock. Flair got the last hit in on her, and the faces stood tall. 

Grade: B. Another pretty good match, but I bumped it up just a bit into a B because of them establishing Bayley’s next challenger. Carmella makes sense considering how much the fans like her after the R-Truth stuff, but that doesn’t mean the match will be great. We will have to see about that. But I think that Charlotte should’ve lost here, just to give Banks some momentum. People need to get wins to get over, and Banks could use a real win. 

Baron Corbin Coronation: He put on the whole getup as Corey Graves raved about him on commentary. Corbin then got on the mic and put himself order. Then he brought out Chad Gable, and made some short jokes. Corbin said that he was just like the fans, because he will always come up short. Gable then slammed him through the throne and beat him with the scepter. Gable then ripped up the cloak and smashed the crown. 

Grade: D+. I really wanted to like this more, but I am worried about what destroying all the props means. They may just ditch the king gimmick this time around, and that would suck. I also hated the short jokes, those are stupid. I’m fine with these two feuding, and I’m fine with the one short joke where he “dreams big but comes up short,” but the rest of it was bad. I really hope that King Corbin is still a thing, because that’d be a waste of a tournament. 

The B-team vs. Heavy Machinery: Tucker and Curtis Axel started things off. Tucker just tossed Axel around for a bit, and the B-Team (who I think are heel now?) double teamed him a bit and tried to keep him on the mat. Knight got the hot tag after rolling over Bo Dallas’ back and delivering a huge lariat. Otis then got hot tag, and he was in trunks, which looked very.... different. He beat up Dallas a bit and they hit the compactor for the win.

Grade: C+. Squash-o-roony.

Daniel Bryan Promo: He quickly crapped on the fans for accusing him of attacking Roman Reigns. He said that he still didn’t attack him, and declared himself exonerated. Then he said that he saw Rowan and realized that he had talent and took him under his wing as Tag Team Champions. He saw Rowan as his equal (yikes) and treated him as a friend. Rowan then came out, no Luke Harper in sight, with a mic. He said that he never felt like an equal, he felt like a puppet. Bryan never asked what he felt about things, and said he wouldn’t be disrespected. Bryan then told him to do something about it, because he already destroyed their friendship, and he couldn’t do anything worse. So, Harper ran in from behind and they kicked Bryan’s ass a bit, but then Roman walked down as Bryan was hit with an Iron claw. He dodged Harper and gave Rowan a superman punch and beat him down, but Harper quickly got ahold of him and they beat Reigns up together. They double powerbombed him into the post, and tore up the padding to expose the concrete. Security tried to stop them, but Harper kicked their asses. Then Rowan grabbed a section of the barricade and nailed Reigns with it, before clearing the announce table and giving Bryan a double high cross through it. The heels stood tall as they closed out the show.

Grade: B+. This was a fun segment that was pretty exciting, and seems to show where things will go from here. This is almost a Daniel Bryan face turn, but I don’t think he has fully turned face just yet. He is gonna probably be kinda heel until he and Reigns have a tag match against Rowan and Harper. This was a really fun segment, and I’m looking forward to seeing where it goes. Highlight of the night. 

Overall Grade: C+

Pros: 6-man tag; Nakamura beat down; charlotte vs. Banks; ending beatdown

Cons: lawsuit angle; coronation

[goldencoin]

OKAY I’M GONNA COME OFF OF ANON BUT ANYWAYS— gel pen / ballpoint pen / fineliner / highlighter / greylead / felt-tip / sketching pad / notebook / paper / stapler / glue stick / tape / ruler / eraser / scissors / calculator / protractor / sticky note / stamp / bookmark / folder / whiteboard / blackboard / pinboard / tablet / stencil / envelope

haha gay

im gonna answer the other two in this ask too for convenience

gel pen: when are you most comfortable?

im most comfortable. in my mcfuckin bed. jk maybe that and also w friends in a chill setting

ballpoint pen: tell me about the day you’ve just had

uh i felt like shit as soon as i woke up. i chilled for a bit and felt kind of better but still lowkey like shit so i. took 5 hour nap, and you know my ass is gonna complain abt it later :)

fineliner: what’s your greatest achievement?

bumping into a girl i hate and hearing something fall :))))

highlighter: what are your best qualities?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im gay and love my friends and sometimes laugh really hard at thing that arent tht funny

greylead: what is something you want to try for the first time?

i wanna be in one of the school plays but also im terrified of everything so lol

felt-tip: describe your aesthetic

maybe nostalgic? 

crayon: your earliest childhood memory

uhhh i remember crawlin out my crib as a kid haha #savage

scrapbook: something from your childhood that makes you smile

laughing abt dumb shit w my step brother (but i honestly cant remember what the dumb shit was) and even having to contain my laughter when i was thinking abt that shit

sketching pad: describe yourself from a stranger’s point of view

wow this guy has nice hair and looks p cool. hes seems to have an ok style but he also looks like he doesnt know what hes doin. i wonder whats hes- oh thats a girl sorry

notebook: what’s your favourite quote?

this sounds emo but“i love the things you hate about yourself” from hallelujah by panic at the disco

paper: what kind of book would you write?

a book that fucks ya mind. hella symbolism. where if ur discussin it w someone, theyre like “i thought this line meant this” and youre like “oh fuck i thought it meant this”

stapler: out of all the people you know, who do you think you are closest to?

uhhhhhhh @glutamines ?? @avariciosa 

glue stick: what do you look for in a lasting relationship/friendship?

understanding, trust, communication. ik thats like... cliche but im deadass.

tape: tell me about your longest friendship

@gentlelance we’ve been friends since the dreaded...longlasting... Homestuck Phase. and we both suffered through a joey graceffa phase hhhhhh hfuck i still get fuckin. war flashbacks. lowkey tho i miss those days... they were much simpler times. wihfoqihefiuwhughksjdg

ruler: what line will you never cross?

uhhhhhh being an ass to someone if they were never an ass to me?

eraser: what do you consider to be your biggest mistake?

hhhhhhhhhhh coming out to my mom

scissors: ever had a bad break-up?

nah boy

calculator: list fifteen things that make you happy

1. my dogs2. my friends lmao3. nice stationery4. skincare5. lighting candles that shit is. somehow therapeutic to me6. nice lookin shoes7. my hair LMAO8. the guarantee i made to myself that i will leave this god forsaken town 9. nice socks (like the designs)10. my ocs11. my plants12. alternative r&b13. shane dawson videos and spooky videos in general14. crested geckos15. buying stuff... thats so fuckin materialistic but look......i like owning pretty things

protractor: an unpopular opinion/angle you have on an issue

mmm???? i dont. think i have an unpopular opinion??? or at least i cant think of one rn

sticky note: something about yourself you’d like to change

uhhhhhhhhh everythin cept my hair :))))))

stamp: a date that’s special for you and why

seein a movie or somethin of that sort together kinda just bc ur bein quiet together. i just find comfortable silence really nice.also just. goin to the store like any store. bc its a normal thing but for some reason the thought of it is !!!

bookmark: a book that means a lot to you and why

uh there no book that means a lot to me but i really like my copy of the book thief bc theres somethin written in french on one of the front pages and i just find it cool

folder: describe your family

assholes. theyre nice but the majority of the time i hate them and i just. wanna be left alone.

whiteboard: tell me your plans for tomorrow

- school....ofc- gay club- get home somehow and continue sulking abt my mom bein an ass as i do hw- my life is boring im sorry

blackboard: tell me about a memory that has affected who you are today

uh i uh. ive got nothin man

pinboard: what are you focusing on in your life right now?

tryin to not die also not bein an asshole w my hw this year

tablet: tell me your plans for the future

- move to california and try to not die- either go to college there or just go fuck myself and find a way to work AND live

stencil: who are your role models?

hhhhhh miles and wen

envelope: tell me a secret

im gay