#shaking him in my jaws

[raphaelesbian]

TMNTember 10: Foot Clan

When you learn that you're adopted and your family actually murdered your entire bio family and YOU are one of the Oroku that you were raised to hate. And also ur a teeny bit unstable and ur girlfriend left you for your brother.

dsahgkhakdsghkg like I joke but unironically 2012 Shredder is SO GOOD like holy crap they cooked with him. No other Shredder has come even close to me. it's such a HUMAN story, it's so PERSONAL. His backstory is genuinely so tragic, but he's also SO HORRIBLE that you can't justify any of his actions and it makes him so COMPELLING. my friends have all heard me rant about him for ages lmao just know I have. so many opinions. I could write a novel with how much I think about him.

[feline-evil]

Trans pickles is so good and i'm so glad that i see a lot of people nodding and shaking hands when it comes to that headcanon because oh my god this is the most transgender vibes man i have ever seen. I get him, i understand. Trans pickles is real to me, in my heart.

[5iceroy]

[spiritsong]

wowie...

[mios-art]

Words can not describe the feelings I have about Chu Wanning

[hyunpic]

[samarecharm]

Endlessly tickled by the idea of Akira being a good shot but a shit gamer. I like to think its cause hes got incredible hand eye coordination and super steady ‘surgeon’ hands; hes very good with precise movements, but panics when he has to do brain melting inputs. His brain can keep up but its hard to make his hands follow suit. Its why u can have him be dogshit at arcade cabinets; panicking with the little joystick and button mashing like mad, while having him be a beast at things like darts and billiards.

The only arcade games he can play is house of the dead-esque shooting games (hes literally at the top of the leaderboards for MILES and he draws crowds whenever he plays) and DDR cabinets (hes just very light on his feet)(NOT to be confused with stepmania; he would die if he had to do arrow inputs with his HAND). Its kinda fun to watch him fumble with the other silly gimmick cabinets, but its more entertaining to watch him do what hes good at. If u take him to play darts, and if the darts are super cheap, he will absolutely try his best to split them down the middle each time. Doesnt always work, but its insane to know that he lands the bullseye literally 100% of the time.

[opikiquu]

im going to be so annoying all week

[officer-achilles]

"I wanna kiss Eiffel!"

"I wanna kiss Hera!"

"I wanna kiss Lovelace!"

Bitch, if you saw the character from Wolf 359 I wanna kiss you'd hurl...

[mentholhalle]

nico "britney" rosberg.... lecture doodles

[blackwaxidol]

Seeing Variks get humbled makes me giggle and kick my feet because fundamentally I like it when men are pathetic and hurt and injured and whimpering and—

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

Im so normal about him you guys

[porschesbabydaddy]

How am I doing you ask? Well, I just watched the Dum Dum Unchained video, so do with that what thou wilt

[a-flickering-soul]

sorry everyone im abt to kill myself im on day 3 of self imposed vacation and my response has been to put myself in acute hobbit-based mental agony because two men on a screen keep looking at each other

[bvckbiter]

I enjoy fandom bicycle-ing Alabaster because he is quite literally the only character who is not only outright defiant of the gods but also still supports Kronos’ cause. You pair him with practically any demigod, and there’s bound to be compelling friction in that relationship just because of how much he hates Olympus HAHHAHAH 

The fact that he’s probably one of the most powerful demigods (if we’re measuring by hard power) also makes for some very interesting power push-and-pull dynamics, depending on which character you pair him with. 

If I’m not mistaken, my Alabaster boyfriend count is currently at .... 5? Lmfao he deserves it

[ddejavvu]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxdQGeAOEnE/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

for the hotch hoes

NOT VEST OVER BUTTON UP BEING DEAD LAST??? whatever girl if you don't want it i'll take it