#sell his bathwater to desperate weirdos type shit
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STOP putting Astarion in DOG COLLARS.
START putting Astarion in CAT EAR HEADBANDS.
#someone pay neil newbon 10 human dollars to say 'hewwo' as astarion and send it to me PRONTO#i think modern day astarion would be a belle delphine type e-boy grifter#sell his bathwater to desperate weirdos type shit#(but then it's not even his actual bath water it's just tap water)#go on white boy get that bag#bg3
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