#sdv bear

[mindblizzard]

It's hilarious to me that in the Secret Woods bear cutscene, the farmer is visibly disturbed by the bear being so close.

Like. This person has fought their way through strange, forested caverns, freezing tunnels, and what is probably the closest thing to hell on earth you can get in Stardew valley, all filled with terrifying uncanny monsters that were the stuff of legends, and was completely unfazed. They chitchat with a dwarf and make deals with a... demon??? Fear is an unknown thing to this fucker.

except with grizzlies apparently

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

I was so confused seeing this but, you’re welcome bear…? I guess I was missed?

[tagfer]

you can get a call from the bear??? why was he calling me at 6am for?????

[charlikesalmon]

cool biker guy // frog enjoyer

[currynatto]

art block so bad so you know what that means right (stardew valley content)

[featheryalarmclock]

spare time

This meme is quite LITERALLY him

[sashiavi]

please more bear!Shane please please please please I'm begging on my hands and knees I NEEED HIMMMMM

Ughhhhh bear Shane <//333 that man is literally the death of me :( I'm feeling soft for him rnnn

Warnings : 18+ Smut | Shane sdv | hybrids | soft sex | smut under the cut ♡

Bear!Shane who's sooo lazy in the mornings, basking in the warmth of the new day sun, thick, heavy cock stuffed up in your cunt, cuddle fucking you to kickstart his day.

Bear!Shane with his heavy arms wrapped around your body, squeezing you against his peachy soft chest, craning his hips into your pretty ass cheeks. Your panties slid to the side, cupping the sticky length of his cock with their lace and fabric.

Bear!Shane who rubs your clit in big circles with his big fingers, slowly keeping up the same heavy pattern while his fat length stretches your poor pussy wide.

Bear!Shane who can't help but kiss and nibble at your shoulder, sinking his teeth into your skin when you pulse and squeeze on him, clenching your thighs against the hand between your legs, milking at his length as you cream.

Bear!Shane who sits on his favourite recliner in the evening, your cute and pretty self snuggled in his lap, his thick, fat cock slid up in your cunt while you watch the television - or try to.

Bear!Shane who rubs his large, warm hand on your thigh while he swigs a drink of his flavoured sparkling water, silently praising you for sitting so preciously for him.

Bear!Shane who can't help but groan appreciatively when you kiss his scruffy chin, play with his hair and warm up his cock with your soft, milky cunt.

Bear!Shane who's just so appreciative of everything you do - Fucking you slowly over the kitchen counter for making him something as simple as a morning coffee. Twiddling with your clit after sharing a bath with him, washing his hair and neatening his now-not-so-scruffy chin. Lapping at your pretty, juicy pussy, smushing his lips on your heat just for telling him you loved him that evening.

Bear!Shane who's content in the evening, belly full of yummy dinner, body tired from the day, cock warmed and nestled in your pussy from behind.

Bear!Shane rocking his hips into your ass while he prone bones you, his weight comforting on your back, lips and tongue lapping and sucking bruises and sweet kisses into the skin of your shoulder.

Bear!Shane who grumbles sweet nothing's into your ears, hot breath on your neck.

Bear!Shane who paws at your pretty body, squeezing and appreciating any and every curve, leaving warm fingerprints on your skin.

Bear!Shane who's just full of love for you and takes his time to treat you ♡

Property Of: SashiAvi ♡

[orbitsuns]

mean lesbian with comphet save me..

[eliseliedl]

🐻🍂

[salt-n-salt]

DOG KENDALL + RACCOON/TANUKI SHANE 🙂‍↕️ everyone please point and boo

[fkapple]

Emily and Shane on boundaries

[dawntones]

original post by @whiskas_00 on instagram (with permission to share!) i am in shambles over this and now you have to see it too

[neotomiccccc]

EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!!!

[fishyfarms]

“Everywhere, everything // wanna love you ‘til we’re food for the worms to eat”

I’ve decided I am just gonna skip around between the bachelors/bachelorettes i couldn’t wait to draw this man any longer…my wife!!!! My beloved wife!!!!! ugh he’s just too CUTE I’m honestly really proud of this design 🥺 absolutely hate the jacket he wears in game if I’m being so honest he is such a cozy sweater/sweater vest guy to me…also I know everyone’s attached him to Too Sweet Hozier and thats great and all but I think people are sleeping on just how Noah Kahan coded he is? He can be both i think 🫡

[crispyanonart]

So you've established what Maru, Sam, Sebastian, and Alex would be like later in life. Do you have a headcanon for future Haley?

xoxo

So... 👉🏼👈🏼 these were supposed to be quick sketches but Haley is SO fun to draw that I fully lost control of the situation - anyway, I present you Fashion Photographer Haley ✨ thank you for the ask bby

I definitely picture our Haley in an artistic yet stylish environment, I just know that she would absolutely thrive as a photographer who works for fashion magazines and brands!! Imagine her being so bossy around the set, with the crew AND the commissioners, but everyone put ups with her because her work is that good. She would definitely also keep doing some personal photography as well, that would be more niche and intimate.

By the way my hc is that Haley wears contacts, but I think that with age she would grow more confident in wearing her glasses again!

Finally, as a Haley/Leah lover, I think they would marry and have a very private and tranquil home in Pelican Town (maybe they upgraded Leah's cottage!) where they would work from - Leah creating her art and Haley working on post production after her jobs. Imagine a home in the woods, full of artsy stuff and good lighting like PLEASE adopt me 🥹 On this topic tho I don't see them ever wanting kids! Which is kind of a shame for the sole reason that Haley would look great as a soccer mom and Leah could teach woodwork to her children - but there is only one princess in the family and that happens to be Haley ✨ And they would travel a lot to fuel inspiration!

context for people who are new to my madness regarding the SDV timeskip: this is the Sambastian photoset mentioned lmao