#scrunkle sized....

[riacte]

when false is being pathetic i look at her and go "awwww she's just... a little... scrunkle 🥺" and she bounces in my brain with the size of one (1) single molecule and with the consistency of a wet cardboard sword

when ren is being pathetic my brain instantly goes into "DOGGY SAD?? DOGGY SAD???!??!?!" mode, and alarm bells are ringing, everyone is wailing and sobbing, but i also want to repeatedly throw him against a wall like a stress toy. i can’t help it sorry

when martyn is being pathetic i point at him and laugh "what the FUCK is wrong with him he sucks so bad" and mentally toss him into a washing machine where he spins around furiously and goes brrrrrzz and i sit back with a self-satisfied sort of smirk while whumping him in my docs 👍

[lasslilly]

Second Gym Battle Transcripted

As I stepped into Violet City Gym, I felt my nerves edge back, though confidence buzzed under the surface. Falkner met my gaze from across the gym floor, his expression calm and unreadable. I took a steadying breath, hand brushing the Poké Balls on my belt.

"So, you’re here to test your strength against the sky?” Falkner’s voice was calm but commanding. “Let’s see if you’re ready.”

I clenched my fist and nodded. “I am.” With a flick of my wrist, I tossed Pancake’s Poké Ball. “Let’s start strong, Pancake!”

In a flash of light, Pancake floated out, her elegant wings casting shadows across the floor. Falkner’s expression hardened as he sent out his first Pokémon, Hoothoot.

“Hoothoot, Confusion!” Falkner commanded. Hoothoot’s eyes glowed, releasing waves of psychic energy that barreled toward Pancake.

Pancake winced, momentarily dazed by the onslaught. I bit my lip, watching her struggle to refocus. “Pancake, Water Pulse!”

With a rallying cry, Pancake sent a spiraling pulse of water at Hoothoot, slamming into it with a force that sent it skidding. The attack did solid damage, but Hoothoot wasn’t down yet.

“Reflect!” Falkner called, and a shimmering barrier enveloped Hoothoot, dampening any further attacks.

“Alright, Pancake, switch it up! Use Psybeam!” I yelled, my voice steady despite my racing heart.

Pancake’s colorful beam of energy struck through Hoothoot’s defenses, finally sending it crashing to the ground, defeated. Falkner recalled it, his calm demeanor never wavering.

“Impressive,” he said. “Let’s see how you handle Murkrow.” He threw his next Poké Ball, releasing the dark avian, who flitted through the air with a sly look.

This was the moment. “Pancake, come back! Scrunkle, I choose you!”

My Absol appeared on the field, his intense gaze meeting Murkrow’s. I knew we had the type advantage, but my heart raced all the same.

“Murkrow, Astonish!” Falkner commanded.

Murkrow let out a ghostly cry and lunged, causing Scrunkle to flinch. I clenched my fists as Scrunkle staggered, regaining his footing with a growl.

“Scrunkle, shake it off! Use Knock Off!”

Scrunkle struck Murkrow hard, sending the crow tumbling. Murkrow squawked, struggling to stay airborne, clearly injured.

“Murkrow, Gust!” Falkner ordered.

A whirlwind hit Scrunkle, but he dug in his claws, bracing against the assault.

“Quick Attack, Scrunkle!” I called.

Scrunkle closed the gap in an instant, delivering a finishing blow to Murkrow. Murkrow collapsed, and Falkner recalled it without a word, his gaze sharp as he looked back at me.

“You’re doing well,” he said, “but Pidgeotto won’t be so easy.” He released his ace, Pidgeotto, who flew out with a proud cry, sizing up Scrunkle with a predatory gleam.

I took a breath, debating my options, but before I could react, Falkner ordered, “Pidgeotto, Quick Attack!”

Pidgeotto swooped down with blinding speed, catching Scrunkle off guard. The hit sent Scrunkle tumbling across the field, and he staggered as he tried to get back up. My heart pounded. I hated seeing him like this, hurt and vulnerable, but I knew he’d want to keep fighting.

“Scrunkle, try a Slash!”

Scrunkle charged at Pidgeotto, claws glowing, but his attack missed by a hair as Pidgeotto veered up at the last second.

“Quick Attack, again!” Falkner’s command was relentless.

Pidgeotto shot down, hitting Scrunkle head-on. With a defeated sigh, Scrunkle slumped to the ground, unable to continue. My heart clenched as I recalled him. “Thank you, Scrunkle,” I whispered, clutching his Poké Ball tightly. I felt a pang of worry—he’d need care after this, and I promised myself I’d take him straight to the Pokémon Center after the battle.

“Pear, it’s your turn!” I called, forcing myself to focus.

Pear bounced forward, her determination lighting up her eyes. Falkner raised an eyebrow, clearly curious about my choice.

“Pidgeotto, Whirlwind!” Falkner commanded.

A fierce gust blew across the field, and in an instant, Pear was recalled back to her Poké Ball as Pancake was sent back out in her place. My heart jumped as Pancake floated forward, her eyes locking onto Pidgeotto.

“Alright, Pancake, let’s show them what we’ve got! Use Water Pulse!”

Pancake summoned another wave, sending it crashing over Pidgeotto. The hit made Pidgeotto stagger, but it remained in the air, grit in its gaze.

Falkner’s voice cut through the silence. “Pidgeotto, Sand Attack!”

Pidgeotto whipped up a flurry of sand, and Pancake winced as her vision blurred. I felt a pang of worry—our accuracy was going to be compromised, and I knew Falkner wasn’t going to give us any breathing room.

“Come on, Pancake! Roost!” I called.

Pancake glowed as she regained some strength, steadying herself despite the sand in her eyes. My chest tightened. We were close, but I could feel the strain starting to wear on us.

“Quick Attack, now!” Falkner ordered.

Pidgeotto dove in, slamming into Pancake with a fierce attack that almost knocked her out of the air. I clenched my fists, my heart racing. Pancake was barely holding on, but I knew she could still fight.

“Pancake, one last Water Pulse!”

With every ounce of strength, Pancake unleashed a final, desperate wave of water. It struck Pidgeotto, sending it spiraling down. The Oran Berry it held restored some of its energy, but I could see it was weakened.

Falkner’s jaw tightened. “Pidgeotto, Mud-Slap!”

But the move had no effect on Pancake, thanks to her Flying type. I saw Falkner’s eyes widen in realization.

“Pancake, finish this! Psybeam!”

With a surge of power, Pancake’s Psybeam hit Pidgeotto dead-on. There was a tense silence as Pidgeotto faltered, then fell to the ground, defeated.

The referee’s voice broke through. “Pidgeotto is unable to battle! The victory goes to Lilly!”

I stared, breathless, as the weight of the moment hit me. We’d won. I knelt down as Pancake floated over, exhausted but triumphant. I wrapped my arms around her, feeling a rush of pride and gratitude.

Falkner walked over, his face finally breaking into a smile. “That was a hard-fought battle, Lilly. You’ve truly earned this.” He held out a shiny badge and a TM. “Take this Zephyr Badge and the Mud-Slap TM.”

I took them, my hands shaking slightly, overwhelmed with relief and pride. Clutching Scrunkle’s Poké Ball, I thanked Falkner and promised to train hard for our next battle. My first step was clear—I was heading straight to the Pokémon Center to get Scrunkle and the others the care they needed.

[starleska]

Hello, fellow Jack Horner enjoyer. I wish to tell you that you are not alone and I too wish to squeeze his cheeks 🫂

why hello there, lovely anon with excellent taste!!! 😉😉 i'm honestly over the moon that so many people are also head over heels for Big Jack Horner......when my pals were teasing me about having a new scrunkle, i thought i'd be alone and everyone would (very fairly, i must admit) flock to Death 😭😭 but we have so many big, evil men lovers here!!! what a wonderful world 🥰 please feel free to gush about him all you like 😳😳 here, i'll get us started! iposted this pic on twitter because oh good lord look at the size difference. i am a very small person - quite a bit smaller than The Serpent Sisters - and that means he could pick me up with one hand 🙈

[thecluelessdoctor]

help I love Andre sm

hes like.. the size of a average human lol.

Also I drew one of my favorite OCs for WH (that isn't mine) Darin Drag.

hes a scrunkle

Also

andre and Darin interacting :D I read in his character bio that he was flirtatious and Andre is a homo so like- lmao

Darin belongs to @inkteresting-art

Andre belongs to me

[argoxnautilus]

🍫🦋🦖

oh god you can't make me choose.....uh...cheese i guess! that shit is delicious and you can pry it from my cold dead hands.

if i had to describe myself in 3 words, i'd probably have to go with creative, passionate, and indomitable.

and my favorite extinct creature of all time (warning, i'm gonna go on a bit of a rant here) is Sinosauropteryx! It was the first non-avian dinosaur to be discovered with fossilized protofeathers, meaning that, yes, it was fluffy! The pigments were also fossilized, which means it was also the first dinosaur we could fully reconstruct, appearance and all. intriguingly, it was discovered in what is now china, and guess what? it had a very similar pattern to the modern red panda! that means that the environmental pressures that led to the red panda's coloration--red moss and white lichen--were around in the cretaceous! it probably lived in more open areas though, as it has pretty sharp countershading. but if all this geekery hasn't convinced you....

[image credit to @SerpenIllus on twitter]

...it looked like this! look at it! little baby! scrunkle dunkle! it's the cutest thing to ever walk the earth. evolution peaked with this babey, and it's been downhill ever since. it was also roughly cat sized, so it would have been the perfect size for snuggles! and don't forget! its! fluffy!! it's just a little creature! it's beautiful!

thanks for asking :)

[asystemerror]

Okokok IDV Fans? Tea lovers? Lemme put you onto some shit rn:

Adagio Teas. Fandom blends. They have a ton of fan made IDV blends for your favourite characters on there ranging in flavours and caffeination. AND THE BEST PART?! You can make your own blends to your taste extremely easily. This means if a character you like doesn’t have a flavor you like, you can easily tailor one to your own hcs or taste!

And don’t think I forgot about the Oc making half of the fandom…. You can easily make blends for your scrunkle as well! You can even make lil cover images for them. :D

The prices range depending on the size you get of tea (6 dollars being cheapest, around 25 being the most expensive). The shipping is extremely fast and the tins/bags are always packed to the brim! Bang for your buck! You also can end up getting free samples and stuff if you use an account 👍

[skyward-floored]

He’s peaking

Idk I’m sending you good vibes by sending you pics of my kitty (and yeah he is loosing his scrunkle 😢 he’s growing up)

Awww he’s poking his little head out 🥺 he’s so funny, I love your cat so much <3

So sad when they lose their skrunkle :( but they’re still so cute even when they’re bigger. I like them a lot when they’re still itty bitty jellybean sized myself

[kozykricket]

heck it im not planning posts anymore yknow, something i find funny is how... in the era of like, pre-big-overhaul updates (pre aquatic update) it felt like the major community census in minecraft was "pleaseee add more real animals :( we need more!!! more nature!! we just have barn animals like horses, pigs, and cows. thats it!!!" and like, parrots really excited me bc of that come to think of it though, we did get llamas and rabbits. but now its like, every update they add a new scrungly real life animal like holy crap we have so many scrunkles but i really want to see them add more fantasy creatures. which is why i voted sniffer. its a fantasy. fucking thing. sure, allay is fantasy, but its like, a fey of some sort. not the same as straight up like, weird freaking dino-bird-with-6-legs i love the sniffer for being goofy, a gentle giant that kinda seems... sad, mildly terrifying bc of size, but also silly and cute all at the same time. and for being Not Real(TM) and therefore not bound by reality. also appreciate striders for this. think whoevers naming these peaceful fantasy mobs needs to uh, get a bit better at it though. this thing striders, its a strider. this thing sniffs, its a sniffer. anyways, weird choice for the not-real sniffer to dig up a real plant

[3-minit-noodles]

I propose, the Falabella pony. They’re so small, like the size of a large dog.

for the tiny scrunkle himself

if bdubs is so horsegirl. what if centaur. what if horsey? pony?

[haruzen-ampy]

WOE

TRIPMINE BE UPON YE 5 STACKS OF POISON EATING YOU EATING YOU EATI

[licethelouse]

❌"I'm too short"

❌"I'm not tall enough"

✅ "I AM THE OPTIMAL SIZE AND SHAPE FOR SKRUNKLEHOOD"

[maximusboltaqon]

ok Not Sponsored but i got these stickers from CatMurdockArt on etsy,,,,, and the stickers and very cute!!!! i love them!!!! they're black bolt stickers!!! BUT they also wrote a tiny thank you note and ON THE NOTE. THEY DREW A TINY BB WAVING.

i cut him out and taped him to my wall because i ADORE him. i look at him every day and smile. my boy is smiling and waving!!!!!!

[jzmn8r]

My (new) cat just pulled off the radiator cover

For context this is the radiator + fallen cover and this is the cat:

It is almost 11 pm. I have known her for abt 5 hours and she is ALREADY damaging my property

[dysphorie]

behold, sir scrunkle <3

THAT SMILE. THAT SLICE IS THE SAME SIZE AS HIM TF

[stardusted-hearts]

      Twitch. Nose scrunkle.

“Ah-”

      Oh no.

“Ah-CHOOOO!!!”

      Sonic could swear he’d never sneezed so hard in his life. He was actually left a bit dizzy from it, and when he finally opened his eyes they widened to the size of dinner plates.

      There was pink fur... everywhere.

“What the-” A quick glance under his shirt- from which even more fur fell out- revealed that his natural fur color had finally returned. Peridot eyes sparkled.

“Oh HELL YEAH!! I’m back in BLUE baby!! I’m-”

      Another glance around reminded him of the apocalyptical levels of pink fur that now decorated the living room.

“................ I’ll clean this up.”