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#Shohei being on the dodgers and then getting scammed#means I have heard so much about the dodgers this week#and I HATE IT#BC I HATE THE DODGERS
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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano
#Happens every time I’m telling ya#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#a tale of two stans#Y’all I just thought of smth fucked up#Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if bill’s always been there#Cuz perpetual motion machines aren’t scientifically possible (think it’s bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldn’t have made one—no one can#Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Ford’s machine to make it weird#Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built#And then when Ford starts being like “screw your cipher” bill’s like “oh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!”#“I’m the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you could’ve built that machine#We may be a team but I’m the mvp—always have been”#Okay I know it’s far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ain’t even a theory really more like an excuse#for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly don’t know why that of all things bothers me#I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpost—oh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events#shitpost
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I love reading fine print
#the actual tumblr terms of advertising contain the word 'fuck' twice#all im hearing is the US is a ripe market for scams i mean ripoffs i mean astrologists & fortune tellers#didnt at all expect this to get notes so rbing to avoid this turning into 'why are islamic countries weeeeird'#i just wanted to point out that its technically legal in the US 🤷♂️
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Hello 👋 🤗,
I hope you are well 🌺.
I am writing to you with a heart full of hope and faith, asking for your urgent help. My family is in great danger due to the war, and I am running a fundraising campaign to save them.
Please, could you reblog the post about my campaign on my account? Every share can make a difference in my family's life. 🙏
Note:My old Tumblr account was deactivated💔, and I need your support again♥️.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for any help you can provide. 🌹🌺
this has been vetted by multiple different people! tumblr has a really nasty habit of deactivating the blogs of people in gaza so please dont be rude to him about having a new account donate here!! i hope the best 4 u n ur family!!!
#ask#asks#mohammedalanqer#while its good to have a little skeptisism abt ppl msging for donations considering that there are scammers taking advantage of the genocid#its really disgusting to me to see how people just assume every single person is scamming- even when theres ton of evidence against it#i assure u i dont just answer every single ask i do check before i post things 2 make sure u dont give ur money 2 ppl exploiting a genocide#i clarify this because i have gotten a couple of rlly gross comments immediately assuming someone from another (VETTED) campaign was scammi#thats just racism. i dont knowhow else 2 explain it 2 u#the beast speaks#art#my art#mspaint#rowens liddol guys#made : 7-15-2024#the art i mean#gonna reblog the post in a sec#nyanportant
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They should invent hair pulling that doesn't remove hair
#inspired by that skin picking post#what do you mean that if i pull out an eyelash it gets removed and i have to wait like a month for it to grow back. what a scam#trichotillomania#trich#body and facial hair has such a weird texture that bothers me until i remove it!! i dont want to but it bothers me A LOT sometimes!!
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two dudes chilling (for @fiiib1 !)
#fellas is it gay to chat about the meaning of life w ur friend that u thought got caught up in a multi level marketing scam#mahoyo#mahoutsukai no yoru#soujuurou shizuki#tobimaru tsukiji#loneart
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#ateez#san#wooyoung#choi san#jung wooyoung#woosan#why is there something so c*nty and scamming and sleazy but charming about a dude in a versace shirt#seriously#it's a very specific breed of fcuk boi#you know exactly what i mean#but wy is adorable#no comment on san#we won't be speaking about that one#i really like these photos#The High Table: A John Wick Verse#my ateez x john wick au agenda#fits in perfectly
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Hey, listen. I've been posting donation asks lately, but there's some stuff that I'm just. Not going to post. Like, if you spam my inbox by sending several exact duplicates of an ask within minutes of each other, or if you send something that's just a straight up guilt trip about people not responding to your asks, I'm not showing that to my followers. I am also not going to post anything with pictures from people I don't know, because I don't want to play the 'does this blurred picture contain graphic medical procedures, open, untreated wounds, dead bodies, etc. that I'm going to regret seeing if I click on it' game. This is a fandom blog I do as a hobby, not a donation or activism blog, and if this gets too stressful or annoying for me, I'm going to just stop posting this kind of thing and close my inbox altogether.
#this might sound mean but this is not the purpose of this space for me and I've just hated looking at my inbox lately#I get that for some people this kind of ebegging is a last resort which is why I'm responding at all#but I don't have the experience to tell if someone is running a scam#and I don't generally donate to individuals#because very often the money winds up in limbo bc of bank account/legal issues and I hate hate hate that#so I don't think that my participation in tumblr's donation ask ecosystem is going to make a big difference to anyone's actual life#ramble
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the man in the moon went on too many sidequests
hilarious how the Man in the Moon Stayed Up Too Late / Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon implies that tilion once wandered off, got drunk, and after being dragged back he fell out of the Moon and got stuck in a fishing net
#silm#silmarillion#tilion#arien#earendil#father christmas letters#roverandom#also the addition of roverandom means that tilion also has a dog named rover#(between huan and rover the hounds of the hunt are not very creatively named lol)#and i think father christmas has tilion also wandering around and getting hungover#tilion really doesn't want to be up there lol#his only job is to drive the moon#and what does he do?#-crash into arien with concerning frequency -crash into santa's house -wander off to get a beer -fall out a lot#-wander off to visit santa -wander off to take a small dog on adventures -wander off and get scammed#he is not very good at this is he#headcanon elwing drives the moon when tilion gets lost/drunk/goes on a field trip/etc#(kuvion is in charge of protecting the actual Rose so if tilion doesnt show up for work he calls elwing)#(elwing arien earendil and eonwe all know that kuvion stowed away on the moon. nobody else does including tilion)
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while I'm glad to see Octavio back its so funny that he's here. Bro helped save the world then fucked off somewhere for like 2 years and only showed up to support his adopted granddaughter and a former member of his army 💀
#I like to believe he's there to scam people with Cuttlefish#they are selling rip off merch for shore#also he's like right next to acht#chat does he know#does he know who Acht is#also makes me wonder if he was ever involved in the memverse project since he is like king or something#I mean they had his pallet#splatoon#splatoon 3#dj octavio#octavio takowasa#grand fest splatoon
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1 year since i got scammed by nintedno leaving me forever yearning for a game we will never get and an extreme worry for the future
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#dont think they will learn anything#i know its pessimistic but like#as if the critics were in any way as loud or popular as those worshipping it#i feel so bad for having contributed twice to its sales and earnings#i bought it normally (later sold that to a coworker) and the collectors#which i sold but i only got back the money a normal new one would have cost#and it was also only bc i was buying sth else and it was literally in prime condition#like he said it wouldnt matter bc he cant give me more but then even he said holy shit thats literlly like unopened lol#i mean ... most of it was never opnened xD just took the game out once and put it back once thats it#i feel extra scammed bc it was the first and only collectors edition i ever owned#and i dont think i will ever buy one again#and might regret that#i still wish i had known how much i liked botw to get its special one ... but i didnt have the money back then either way#but id rather miss out on that than spend so much money on sth i will forever regret having spend money on#and i worry for the future bc the “story is the least important part” guy and “lol you can only like the old games bc nostalgia” guy-#-being in charge of the franchise arent giving me much hope for anything better#especially after totks success
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hey guys.. is this cool be honest😰
zoomed in ver + concept art for funsies
#certified favourite mushyfart drawings#I don't know what certified means wait I need to look it up..#faith#faith the unholy trinity#I don't really post faith so pls dont follow me if you dont wanna get scammed😔😔sorry mi amigos#john ward#faith the game#this is NOT ship art#id littered miniscule details the sizes of mere atoms but I didnt know if people wanted to hear me yap about them all#im not good at drawing panic attacks#faith airdorf#faith fanart
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this mr cards option in the upper river haunts me. what is this even implying. can all masters do that? do they all have powers corresponding to their autism specialization?? forget everything else i need an expose on this hypothetical bat lore immediately
#yin-thoughts#fallen london#does wines make like. the most delicious drinks known to man. can stones just control rocks. what did they mean by this#anyway it's endlessly amusing to me that one of the main benefits of having the robe is just getting to scam urchins#the scoundrel won at poker and lost its humanity all for the perk of beating up children. what a guy.
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my toxic trait is picking up random hobbies on a whim like today i went shopping for a cardigan but found No cardigan i liked and so i naturally decided that i can just knit one even tho the only thing i have ever knit was a 8” by 3” rectangle in 5th grade that just looked so pathetic-
#digital art is truly one of the cheapest hobbies#hobbies i do not recommend with my entire soul: baking#fk baking i have beef with baking baking is a fking SCAM#i denounce ur sugar cookie recipe and ur stupid apple tartes!!!#actually i really love both#but eggs are so expensive now it just cant be worth it#btw who allowed egg prices to go back up#bruh i dont want to pay more than#like 20 cents per egg thats how much they are worth to me#oh but the sanity of the chickens u know what i didnt make the farming industry they should figure that out and i should still be allowed#to eat eggs#also like short of driving to a farm urself and verifying the free rangeness u just cant trust the labels#free range could refer to the holy pasture fields#or it could mean like a 0.2 sqft pissing block outside the pen#im tired of making posts about gj let me vent about eggs for one night geez#delete later
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For the love of god, do not let anyone convince you that Jill Stein is a serious person or serious candidate.
#If the green party were serious you'd see them down ballot#Not just running top of ticket people every four years#There's ways out of this two party mess#But they don't start at the top of the ticket and third parties who only work at that level are tax scams at best#And their lack of city council and state house seats kinda tells ya where the Greens are#Just mostly flashing back to a kid who sincerely told me they had belief in that party#And I get it and wish it were worthwhile to have such a thing#But alas#Somehow DSA is a more serious political organization than the Green party and I do not mean that kindly to either one
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What in the everloving fuck is dubai chocolate
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