#sassy cutie

[hsonlyangelxo]

LHH is like: Nope. Never. There's no way I will ever do that.

Harry via Lou’s snapchat - 9/30

[ozzmatr0n]

buce

still trying to figure out how to draw him properly

[hsonlyangelxo]

He's so funny I can't 😭😭😭

LOVE ON TOUR – Sydney (3.4) Asking “Is this your first child?” during a gender reveal

[wowza-ari]

can you guys watch him for me real quick

[lonelyvampx]

[matchbet-allofthetime]

have 30 shit-quality photos of Kung Lao

[ask-icancraft-it]

Vanilla

(( A slightly NSFW short story, which alludes to a definitely NSFW fic I wrote a while back: 'Plus One'. A somewhat drunk Felix lets some things slip about his early days in the arcade. ))

---

“Alright,” Tamora interjected, taking another swig of her beer. The Niceland New Year’s party had wrapped hours ago, and all who remained sitting among the streamers and bits of confetti were her, Ralph, and Felix. Vanellope was also present, but had fallen asleep some time ago. 

Sitting up to place her drink on the coffee table, the sergeant had a pink hue on her face as she formulated her next question. Ralph had already turned towards her on the adjacent couch, but Felix remained still, head on the armrest, looking close to joining Vanellope in dreamland.

“You two have been around for thirty-something years–”

“Thirty-three,” Fix-It muttered.

“Right. You’ve been around for thirty-something years; you’ve seen it all…Who takes the title of sexiest man in the arcade.”

“These questions are feeling more and more like we’re high schoolers at a slumber party,” Ralph chuckled. He was buzzed, but in far better shape than the couple. “I’m going to have to think…”

“Luigi,” Felix mumbled upwards to the ceiling, pulling the brim of his cap up from over his eyes. “No contest.”

“No contest— are you kidding me?” Ralph looked dead into the handyman’s sleepy eyes. “Luigi?”

“Yyyep,” Felix replied smugly with a pop. 

“Yeah, well, I guess that figures. He’s seems just about as vanilla as you.” A defiant laugh rumbled in the fixer’s chest. “Oh, Ralph…Vanilla may be my favorite flavor of cake, but not my taste in pixels.”

The wrecker opened his mouth for another retort before a tiny cushion collided with his face.

Across the way, Tamora held another pillow at the ready.

“Elaborate,” she commanded, leaning towards her husband. She was very interested in what he had to say.

“Honey, that man can touch you in ways that will make you feel like the most special person in the world, and he’ll do it all while serenading you in Italian. He is unbelievably sexy…what?”

As he spoke, Felix caught Ralph and Tamora’s wide-eyed stares.

“Well that all seems very specific,” Wreck-It smiled, wagging his eyebrows. “I think you may have a biased opinion.”

“N-no, I don’t!” Felix’s face turned bright red, realizing just how revealing his explanation was. 

“More like an informed opinion,” Tamora joined in on the ribbing. Embarrassing the handyman was a pastime she and Ralph would regularly bond over. “He take good care of your pipes, Fix-It?”

“It was a long time ago…” he admitted, delighting his companions.

“Wait…what about Daisy?” Ralph questioned. “I thought she and Luigi have been a thing since forever.”

“She was there too.”

“What?!” Ralph was aghast. “Both!? At the same time?!”

“It was the 80’s…” Felix chuckled. “Not so vanilla now, am I?”

“I could have told him that,” Tamora raised her eyebrows and took another sip of her beer. “Time’s up, Wreck-It; your answer?”

The wrecker’s face flushed as he wrung his large hands. “Zangief…”

“Oh, talk about a bias,” the sergeant cackled, knowing full and well the crush Ralph has on the Street Fighter. 

“Shut up,” the large man growled. “You asked for our opinions; he’s hot, alright?”

“He is,” Felix smiled, nodding. “You’ve got great taste, brother.”

Ralph squinted at the handyman, dubious. “Is there something else you’d like to tell us? Should I be worried?”

Felix shrugged, ending off with a playful wink as he pulled the brim of his cap back over his eyes. 

“What the fuck?” the wrecker mouthed to Calhoun as the handyman settled back into the couch cushions. What bothered him the most was that he didn’t know if the little guy was pulling his leg or not, given what he’d learned. Who was this person, and what had he done to the innocent good guy who danced the night away just hours before? 

All Tamora could offer up was a shrug of her own, a hearty chuckle escaping her lips as her husband began to snore.

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

When I search up modern warfare content on YouTube thinking I’ll get the same kind of content I find on here but instead it’s dude bros midmaxing and throwing tantrums 😔

[yonjiplush]

Same picture

[the-sea-my-soul]

He was a sassy fellow ♡♡

[haiseswidow]

He tolerates him ❤️

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

OH MY GOD THEYRE HERE!!!!! I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR MY BEST FRIEND FOR HELPING ME GET THESE AND THE SELLER WHO IS AMAZING (pink.green.purple on Ebay)

Sassy Starberry and Frutie Cutie were my jam back in middle school in the 90s-early 2000s!!! I can't believe I have them again! I also had the Sherbet Shake and Stylin' Strawberry, but the FC and SS are just WOW. I ugly sobbed on my floor when I opened these, they mean that much to me. These, the Starry Sky Roll on Glitter and Lotta Lemon Lime Splash are the only 3 things in my collection that have made me cry. I've wanted to recollect all my old Art Stuff products for years and now I finally have everything I want (I'm not repurchasing everything, just the most important ones). Shout out to my bestie and also my mom who lent me some money to get these!!! I couldn't have done it without them.

Bath and Body Works Art Stuff Roll on Glitters in Sassy Starberry, Frutie Cutie, Sherbet Shake, Stylin' Strawberry and Superlicious Citrus

1996-2004

My personal picture from my collection

[enbyexotics]

Sparky, along with everybody else, got weighed yesterday and is growing well! Instead of being a moody sass-pot as per usual, we actually got a very chilled out lady using the scale as a pillow like a cutie patootie! 🤭

[id: A close-up photo of a tan & yellow snake with black marking, white underside, and brown eyed Gopher Snake resting her head cutely on the slope of a scale on weigh-day]

[frogaroundandfindout]

Talia teaches Damian about his grandfather (Batman Annual #26)

[honest-snail-reaction]

Updated ref sheet of my GF ocs. I love them so much

Crystal is super extroverted and sassy. Don’t get in an argument with her cause she’ll win. She kinda hates everyone but turns to mush when she’s with Alex. Loves her girlfriend Alex so much.

Alex is a gym rat. Doesn't talk that much, very chill and laid back. She would die for Crystal.

[anonbug]

Sassy Buggingboeee auu my by frieeenddd