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Pulitzer: You are, without a doubt, the worst strike leader I’ve ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me.
#jack during the talk at Pulitzer’s mansion is so iconic#he knows what’s going on#he knows exactly what Pulitzer wants and isn’t going to give it to him while being as sassy as possible#sassmaster jack Kelly#that’s why he falls so hard for Davey the vice president of sass#he hears Davey talk back and is like ‘dammit that’s hot’#jack weathers Pulitzer’s threats to himself without blinking- it’s only when his boys (DAVEY BY NAME) are threatened that he even considers#giving in#jack isn’t a coward#and I will forever hate the stage show for making him look that way#also Pulitzer hints that he knows what Snyder does to the boys in his care and what jack has suffered and that’s even more fucked up#I forget how dark the film is and hints at being#the og scripts are also pretty horrifying#ngl the stage show glosses over a lot of the violence these kids suffered when fighting for their rights#I’m off topic again#someday I’ll write an essay#incorrect pirates of the Caribbean#newsies#newsies 1992#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#jack kelly#incorrect quotes#newsies film#92sies#pulitzer#the film is so gay and I love it#Kenny Ortega did his best for us#incorrect jack sparrow#pirates of the caribbean
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Jack: [starting a strike] Whoops-
Davey: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. "Whoops" is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "OH SHIT" territory, and I expect you to act like it!
#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#jack kelly#incorrect quotes#davey jacobs#stole this from a HTTYD post#whoops#sassy davey is best davey#sassmaster davey jacobs#this is immediately after “the world will know#this could also be jack and literally any newsie#or race#never forget that Davey is called mouth for a reason#walking mouth
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Crutchie: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Jack: Cannibalism
Crutchie: *confused chewing noises*
#incorrect newsies#jack kelly#Crutchie#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#incorrect quotes#saw this as a lord of the rings post and had to steal it#cinnamon roll#Crutchie is 100% a cinnamon roll but instead of cinnamon it’s sass#sassmaster crutchie
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“With all due respect- you are due no respect”
-Jack Kelly & David Jacobs to Pulitzer at the end of the 1992 film
#stolen from brave Dave/sassy skeleton#they’re so sassy#I love them#also have you seen how they look at each other during that scene?#they’re in love your honor#they’re so done with Pulitzer’s shit and Pulitzer has no idea what to do about it#sassmaster davey jacobs#bring back sassy davey#newsies#newsies 1992#seize the day#newsies stage show#incorrect newsies quotes#jack kelly#incorrect quotes#davey jacobs#Javid#is it too early for#javid thursday#javid forever#time is meaningless#get you someone who looks at you the way jack looks at Davey during this scene#he’s so gone#hopeless bisexual jack kelly
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Spot: Your Honor, I object!
Monahan: On what grounds?
Spot: …on the grounds of Brooklyn, Your Honor
Davey: I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
#newsies#newsies 1992#incorrect newsies quotes#incorrect quotes#spot conlon#davey jacobs#davey is tired#ok but this is literally the face Davey makes throughout the whole film whenever the newsies make a questionable decision#sassmaster Davey jacobs#jack kelly#seize the day#racetrack higgins#on the grounds of Brooklyn#man that courtroom scene is wild and I’m still mad they cut it from the stage show#it is important#newsies musical#I’ll stop here because I will just rant about how important the failure of the rally is and the courtroom scene and what comes after#incorrect guardians of the galaxy#guardians of the galaxy#gamora#I think gamora and Davey would bond over the insanity of their companions
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