#sametbh

[theskillpasystem]

im proud of you because thats better than i could ever do tbh i suck ass at math

finally, thank you 😊. No but sametbh because before this all my grade tests were a C and lower

[silvcrignis]

Okay perfect opportunity, cuz I also have an impulse question….

Firstly, I Fr am curious too, Claude are you still scared of quicksand???

And

Secondly, Bro can you swim? (I get it if you can’t tho, I can’t either)

"... I will not even hold you... I am still MILDLY perturbed by it because like... Where the FUCK does that shit go? What does it look like in there? Does it hold the same horrors as the bottom of the ocean but in DIRT variety? I have QUESTIONS but I am not going near fucking quicksand to ANSWER them!"

((Oml, he's high. sametbh I assume the "Bro" is referring to me. While I am a Godly being you are allowed to refer to me by my name (Zacc or Alex take your pick))

((Anyway. Yes, yes I can. Really fast actually which is surprising bc I'm fuckin' lazy.))

[snootiersage17]

I literat want someone for me to lay on and have my back rubbed. Someone that will kiss my forehead and say goodnight and I can fall asleep to the sound of them and my dog breathing peacefully.

And the sound of the rain.

Thats what I want.

[solidgoldpuffs]

[han-j1]

Good to see our Priorities are in order

[kareeminthewoods]

big mööd #sametbh (at Bushwick) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbbNDYfMzNb/?utm_medium=tumblr

[trashydez]

"I want to go far, far away."

-Hinazuki Kayo

[thebrokenparts]

my cat has anxiety

so my cat got diagnosed with anxiety today and my mother lost her senses about it and went to extensive measures to make sure the cat got her proper medication, meanwhile i have been blamed for ALL of the symptoms of all 7 (yeah, 7, its hell) of my mental illnesses, including but not limited to Executive DsyfunctionTM, manic episodes, and disassociation 

on one hand, i could take this to mean my parents (or well my mother, my father remained apathetic) give more validation to my cat’s mental health than their eldest daughter’s, and i probably will take it that way 

but on the other hand, i could take it as a sign, bc they only took my cat to the vet for diagnosis after she was peeing all over the house constantly, so really, if you think about it, the moral of the story is that i need to pee all over the house constantly in order for my mental health to be taken serious 

[casawio]

I DISLIKE IT TOO 😭 wilburs music is pretty much the only ccs music that I actually like

Sametbh it also applies for most dsmp fan songs if i ever hear vibrant eyes again i will shoot myself

[swagginmun]

i have watched that bruno mars genji video ~100 times thank u from the bottom of my heart for making it

LMAOOOO Aint no problem m8 B^) 👌

[plantguylester]

so I just drove past this like 30 year old dude in a bathrobe wearing light up rollar skates just chilling w/ a cigarette in his hands on the side of the road???????????? how can I be this fly

[pokemonsquishmallows]

I love my baby puppers. He's the Tiny Bubbles. #thetinybubbles #hesactuallyanoldman #oldandgrumpy #sametbh (at Prescott Valley, Arizona)

[buffsokaisbestsoka]

#sametbh

Dooku: I don’t have “delusions of grandeur”

Dooku: I am GRAND and powerful and very, very sexy, and you all just have to accept that

[thirsttoprove]

// i’m currently re-reading book 5 and ‘Grawp’ is such a good chapter, i like it for so many reasons

1) ron being an absolute king during quidditch while harry, hermione and hagrid are in the forest

2) hagrid!! found his brother!!!! after years of thinking he has no other family!!

3) harry looking after hermione while hagrid leads them to grawp and while they visit grawp, because he has fast reactions

“He stopped suddenly and turned around; Hermione walked right into him and was knocked over backwards. Harry caught her just before she hit the forest floor.” (p. 635)

“Grawp’s hand had shot out of nowhere towards Hermione; Harry seized her and pulled her backwards behind the tree, so that Grawp’s fist scraped the trunk but closed on thin air.” (p. 642)

4) hagrid being so so so so cute trying to teach grawp english  🥺

5) hermione having a very understandable nervous breakdown #sametbh

[starstruckfemme]

I'm always ready to scream about zelink gimme some cuddly headcanons

YOOOOOOOO sametbh when am I not yelling about zoldo and Lonk

Here’s a few headcanons to tickle your fancy-

* Link might be a glutton for all food, but seeing Zelda ravage a fruitcake entirely makes his heart beat faster. Guy loves a girl who can appreciate fine dining like meat on a stick or a veggie omelette.

* Zelda was a big dancer back before the calamity, and sometimes when she’s bored she starts to swing around and waltz around Link, prompting him to take her by the hands and spin her around as they walk through the woods. Most of the time they get carried away and once they accidentally ran into a boko camp which was an Experience™

* Zelda likes to read before she sleeps and Link sometimes just makes himself comfortable with his head in her lap as her voice lulls him to sleep

* Link buying Zelda a Sheikah armor set (for stealth training he says but 👀)

* Link waking up late one morning and seeing Zelda in nothing more than his tunic makes him weak at the knees. She’s not dumb either she knows the effect she has on him and continues to torture this man because the outcome is fantastic

* Link adopts a stable pup for him and Zelda and she lovingly refers to it as their child. She spoils the damn thing though so when he’s eating the dog is right next to him and he can’t help but share his food.

(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) I love them so much

[franklyshipping]

Damien went to squeal, but smacked a hand over his mouth. His face turned red and he covered it. That was mean... his face seemed to be a lot redder than it usually would get from this. Congrats, Damien, on your first lee mood. Enjoy your personal hell. :D

Awwwwwwww that's so precious.....sametbh 😆💜💜💜