#sam has done it again yall

[goldthorn-archive]

u guys aren’t ready for the next chapter of tas i actually almost passed out

[genderlesssinner]

Here we go again

What's Sam got for us tonight

(I forgot they were in VM seating and I was startled by Sam being on the left side of the screen)

I... Hate everything about it, thanks Sam

CRITMAS! Does anyone else miss the fanmail opening streams?

If Tusk Love isn't the absolute trashiest booktok romance garbage I'll be sad

Yeah guys. Make more smut

The Fjordjester wedding! Ugh, I'm sad the live shows are all so far away from me

Alright, episode 114!

Oooh boy okay here we go

I love this map but also holy fuck please don't die guys

OOOH GROG GETTING BIG time to fuck shit uppp

Find the Vax Marble ladies, pls

Uh huh, this group has never done anything out of order nor gotten fucked over for it 🤣

Perc'ahlia really does have a fuck ton of range, don't they

I love Percy. This is why he's the mad tinkerer.

These guys can really do so fucken much it's insane

Yaaasss Nat 20 bbgirl!

We won! 🤣

"I'm guessing because the dnd beyond went down" poor ash

Yeah, no surprise Percy is up first

No Mercy Percy, get em

Oh no he's really mad

Aaand of course Bad News misfires

Alright Vex, kick his ass.

Not yet. Hate that, thanks

A BIGGER VIDULCH? OH HELL NAW

And of course it has a rider, fuck all of that

Scrag is fucking massive no thanks

Thank the fucken gods for disadvantage, ewww. 5 fucken attacks

Ffuuuuucckkk this bitch

I'm just 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Fuck that tower

What do your horse eyes see, Scanlan?

I just notices Liam's shirt guys. It says Crows before bros. I can't with this man.

Oohhhh that's the Sunder King,, oh shit.

Thank fucking god for that disadvantage on everything. That's 2 crits cut off.

Oh nuh uh hate that 'I want to feast too' ugh

Yeah I had a feeling there would be worms. I hate it so much. Looks cool as fuck but no thanks.

"you think we're better than we are, Matt" mood though

"that's what the nuns told me sex is like" LIAM

THIS FUCKING THING JUST ALMOST ATE AN ENLARGED HALF GIANT. FUCK ALL THAT.

fucking nerds. Liam hyping Robbie up 😍😍

(points to that post about how Sam may be Liam's work husband but Robbie is his boyfriend)

Oh fuck no the big one can fly,,, ugh

Oh well. I hate that, legendary action to let his beasties make an attack

Oh no okay well. It just ate Grog. Hate it, but I'm hoping Grogory will do his thing and burst out of it

Oh it's perfect that this fucker fell off the stairs, love it

Oh not Liev'tel, come on

Oh fuck all that disadvantage is gone

"we're not gonna let you die!"

"this time!" LIAM. SIR.

(just saw runtime in live chat, another 5hr ep! Holy shit.)

I love Percy's naming of all of his weapons. So good. Graythorn the swordcanegun

Wonderful time for dnd beyond to shit out on them

Nooo Veeeexxxxx not Trinket!!!

If the bear dies I'm gonna cry yall

Earthquake. Well. This should be good

The damn vidulch is prone, nice

And Liev'tel doing her life steal shit, nice nice nice

Ah shit more fuckers

Oh fuck me that forced nose dive, oouwchie

Son of a bitch Liam. Fucking divine intervention. I'm gonna cry, aren't I.

Okay okay the beacon is exposed. Get up there guys.

Travis is far too excited about being swallowed by this fucken worm.

Get'em Grogory

A fucken crit while in frenzy. Geeettt iiitttt.

Over 100 damage in 3 hits man. Fuck yeah.

"Oh look, it failed." 🤣

I love Grog. I love barbarians, man.

"How little attention do you pay to him as you cut him in half?"

Thank you for abandoning that - never mind. It got worse.

Ooohhhh shit Scanlan getting a peak at the fucking Beacon Vision, cool

The bridge is fucking down guys.

The leylines trying to return to normal. The moon returning to its orbit. Holy shit. Okay.

Break time! Get a drink, snacks, and go to the bathroom! Holy shit yall.

[wordbunch]

i showed LOTR to my baby sisters for the first time and here’s how it went (in order, from FOTR to ROTK)

so we have C, 9 years old; and N, 12 years old

C is 100% an Aragorn girl, but she couldn’t remember his name so she called him Aaron

N is head over heels for Legolas (”How can someone be so BEAUTIFUL?”)

they feel quite sad for gollum and think that frodo should pet him on the head

“merry and pippin are only here to get in trouble”

which one is saruman and which one is sauron?

favorite quotes “nice crispy bacon” and “we mussssst staaaarve”

later on also “they trickssssed usss!” (they’re only learning english at school so i’m amazed that they already caught on gollum’s weird pronunciation)

they absolutely DIED of laughter at low opacity elrond (”it looks like a music video!”)

both are concerned with the lack of girl characters!

when gandalf was imprisoned at the top of saruman’s tower, C was chanting “just jump!”

N says frodo has absolute main character energy

orcs are “those ugly pigs”

end of FOTR when sam jumps into the water to go after frodo, N screamed in total anguish WHY ARE THEY ALL DYING

whenever someone is close to the ring or frodo is tempted, they yell NO

at one point they also yelled SAM STOP HIM

“sam and frodo love each other very much”

“how did they find so many real tiny people?” (bilbo’s bday party) “Or did they just find one very very tall man?” (gandalf)

legolas is obviously a better boyfriend choice because aragorn is 87 and already has 2 girlfriends

legolas is a disney princess

treebeard is like if gandalf was a tree

(battle of helms deep) C, very aggressively: i would simply CUT OFF ALL THEIR HEADS

is haldir the brother of legolas?? IS HE DYING FOR FOREVER?!

are ents real trees or they just found very huge people and dressed them up as trees

merry is a baby

“THEY’RE SO CUTE” (they = 4 hobbits)

absolutely sobbing at “i can carry you”

gradually beginning to dislike gollum and they were so done when he appeared again at mt doom

screaming crying at legolas’ oliphaunt sequence and at “I AM NO MAN”

blowing kisses to Aragorn on screen

faramir is THE BOROMIR’S BROTHER???

rolling on the floor laughing at all gimli/legolas  banter and their kill count

the new favorite character.....drumroll please..... (after aragorn and legolas)....is PIPPIN

crying when frodo  and gandalf go to undying lands

“i know frodo is suffering but...he could have stayed just a bit longer?”

they loved it overall, wasn’t too scary, can’t wait to watch again

already using some quotes on a daily basis

i’m the proudest big sis lol :’)

@starlady66 @lazyoswald @elrondscalaquendi @thesolarangel @entishramblings @oldmanwithashield @friendofthefellowship yall might enjoy this dumbassery

[elzifelzi]

Ok

Lets do this again one last time

His name is Danny(Dan)Fenton

Age: 18

He was sucked into a ghost portal.

And for the last 4 months he's been the one and only Phantom.

I'm sure you know the rest.

He saved the some people,fought some ghosts,fended off against a cooperation of ghost hunters.

Revealed his identity to his friend Sam,now she and Tucker helps him fight crime.

Took down Skulkers henchmen.

Dated Ember.

All in all for a Phantom he has had a relatively simple life compared to the others.

So yeah as most of yall who follow my drawings would know this is my Danny,he's still relatively new at this,he doesn't have the powers that the others have,or the skill.

His whole thing in this crossover would be him realizing that compared to his alt counterparts he really hasn't done much ,and he doesn't know how he's supposed to live up to Daniel who accomplished so much more than him at such a younger age.

He fills in the role of Miles.

[golbrocklovely]

since i have nine asks (and counting) about this situation/drama, i'm just gonna make one big ass post about it instead of addressing everything individually.

first and foremost, just to put it out there as loudly as possible: if you don't agree with me, that is totally, 1000% fine. i have never once claimed my opinion is the law of the land. HOWEVER, i will not argue with you on why i'm right or you're right or who's wrong when it comes to this whole thing. i'll be totally honest with yall, i am deeply tired of dealing with drama when it comes to snc. which is why i ask kindly that once i make this post, i stop receiving asks about this situation. this, tied with the cody and satori "controversy' has made it very hard to be in this fandom bc all the talk has been deeply annoying to deal with.

this shouldn't come as a shock to anyone, but i don't like seeing negative things about snc. i know, crazy right? that would include a lot of the shit that has been going on for weeks now ever since the conjuring. so, i'm tired. and i ask that yall just don't push me to talk more about this than i want to.

and again, if you don't agree with me, that's great. you're very much in your right to feel however you want. but this topic, to me, is not up for discussion. if you want to talk about it, go to reddit or twitter or anywhere else. i just can't be bothered to talk about this at length more than this post.

so, some of you might be majorly confused as to what the drama is even in the first place. this video was posted earlier this morning about snc and seth when they were at the bellaire house a year or so back. in it, there is security footage that was leaked to this random guy on youtube and he shows three clips of snc and seth acting inappropriately.

first clip was sam asking how they were going to outro the video and seth responded with "kristin (the owner of the bellaire house) is gonna come back and blow all three of us and then we're getting the fuck out of here." colby then says "yes" nonchalantly.

now, this clip is gross, ngl. but the thing is… seth is the one that said it. i don't think it's crazy of me to say that if anyone is apologizing, it should be him. now, was it great to see colby "agree" with him? no, of course not. it's a shame he did that. but it's not the first time guys i like have disappointed me. men are going to say inappropriate shit, especially when no women are around (which btw kristin was not in the house when the comment was said). i'm not saying this negates what happened, i'm just saying realistically shit like this happens all the time. it's not great, and i didn't like seeing that. but i also understand that shit like this happens. idk what else to say, maybe i'm just numb to it.

what makes this clip, i think, more intense, is that at the end of the video the guy shows snc and seth talking to kristin and she explains to them that she's upset at what they did (along with something else that happened). a cop comes in to give a police report (bc they broke a boo buddy) and you can hear the cop say "i watched the footage, and i would say you should charge them with sexual harassment." now, imma be honest, i didn't know a single comment could get someone charged. idk what state the bellaire house is in, but… something about that sounds wrong? but i also don't know the law so don't quote me on it. the thing is, kristin did not charge anyone with sexual harassment. and she sounded like, to me, that that was a jump the police wanted to make that she was not aiming for. most likely, the only reason she got a police report done in the first place is bc of insurance, since that is her business and having something broken usually requires some form of "proof" that it happened, aka a police report. at least, i know that's how pa runs.

i would like to also add about this part of the video, snc sent ss to this guy that posted all of this, bc they knew this was coming apparently (they really do see all), a conversation that kristin had with the guys/a team member of theirs, and she called seth's comment "thoughtless". so clearly, while she took it seriously, she didn't see it as a deeply serious threat of some sort. which is how some ppl are trying to play it off as.

moving onto the second clip, colby and seth fucked around with the boo buddy. seth grabbed a knife and "stabbed" it. we do not see this actually take place, just him making the motions of stabbing and colby not even flinching so i'm gonna assume that he wasn't actually stabbing it. later the boo buddy kept talking, and eventually colby kicked it and it broke. snc paid for this boo buddy to be replaced. now, obviously this behavior is childish. but, they paid it back. so…. i don't really know what else to say other than "yeah, it kinda sucks they did that, but they paid it back so it's done with."

to the random ppl on reddit that said "i bet snc wouldn't have even paid for it if they didn't caught"……… please consider buying a brain or using the slight bit of common sense i know you must have. do you really think they wouldn't have paid for it if they didn't catch it on camera????? bffr.

third and final clip, they're all sitting around in between takes and it looks like either, depending on the person that's watching the video, that either seth or sam said "confession number one, all this shit is fake." of course, ppl are trying to now use this as proof that snc fake their shit or they don't this seriously or whatever. my honest thoughts on this is…. we do not know the full context of why sam or seth would have said that. they could have, crazy concept, been joking. or saying something sarcastically. hell, sam was on his phone at the time, so it's possible that he was READING a comment that said this, bc he (or seth) continues and says "confession number two…" and then sam shows something to colby on his phone. so to me, this is not the smoking gun some of these ppl want it to be.

it's also noted that according to an inside source that this random man on youtube had, snc were supposed to go to the ross house and film but they weren't allowed to or would have to be supervised bc kristin told the ross house about what happened.

that was everything that happened in the video. i've basically said my peace about it. but now, i'm gonna go on a rant for moment.

to me, this feels like a desperate attempt to make a mountain out of a mole hill bc clearly some ppl don't fucking like snc and this, to them, will be the nail in the coffin since the conjuring house didn't do enough to their liking. my biggest gripe about this entire situation is that while yes, it doesn't exactly paint snc or seth in the most mature light, this was already dealt with. according to snc and their emails with the guy that leaked this footage, snc believe they are on good terms with kristin, so clearly things worked out. now if kristin comes out and says otherwise, i'll gladly listen and change my opinion accordingly. but i have sneaking suspicion that a grown woman with a business to run is not up for drama and all this dumb shit getting stirred around.

this "drama" is between snc, seth, and kristin. not us. not the general public, but them. and it has been resolved. unless other shit comes out saying otherwise, there is really not that much to discuss here, impo. the only reason this is being talked about now is bc there is already a heat placed on snc.

i mean, what a strange coincidence that i get an ask yesterday asking me if snc have ever been banned from any place, this video comes out, and an HOUR after it comes out i get an ask about it. weird, don't you think?

that being said, i get why some ppl are upset at snc or seth or all three. i get it. i'm just not one of those ppl. you're allowed to feel however you want, same as i. and with that, i'm done with this.

[that-gay-guy-from-hell]

Vent post

Content warning: memory loss (I guess)

(This is for context) So yall know how having trauma fucks with your head-- especially if it was during your childhood and for an extended time. Well I've got a lot of issues with remembering things.

As some of you know, I went to a Qbomb + TLT concert a little short of two weeks ago. I remember that I enjoyed myself but I can't recall any specifics.

I can't recall most of the music.

I can't recall what was said during the performances.

I can't remember watching either band perform.

I can barely even remember meeting Yoav and Sam.

It's like when someone tells you that this thing happened when you were little but you were so young you can't remember it yourself. Like, I know I was there- that I danced- screamed- and had a fun time... but it's vague at best.

My whole life has, admittedly, been this way and I usually just joke about it enough that it doesn't bother me.

But this was something I was so excited for and ready to do; only to have fuzzy bits and cookie cutter feelings to paste to it.

I don't smoke weed, drink, or do anything that would interfere with my memories. My medications have changed many times and it's never done anything to my memories. So why the fuck can't my mind just, yah know, work..?

It's has been just pissing me off... Like, I want to be able to recall fun things and fun times but it's really hard for me to. Course my stupid ass didn't take all but like 4 photos.

Getting alzhiemers or dementia are one of my biggest fears-- I just... it makes me so tired some times. Humor is pretty much my only cope when it comes to this so when I can't find myself in the mood to be funny about it then... Then I just get upset.

. . .

Also, don't take this as me fishing for sympathy. I just needed to vent and Instagram has too many people that would try to text me about it (old friends and classmates).

Oh and just to add on because I hate leaving on a bad note-- Pretty sure I majorly fucked up my left knee at the concert lmao. My knee drifts really bad so my left foot is like a penguins. So me a very fat man who doesn't get out much and was wearing boots that had cardboard in them to keep my feet in a comfortable spot* probably shouldn't have been jumping around like I was. My ass was moving pretty much through whole like 1 1/2 - 2 hours of music (save for the last 2 songs, I felt super light headed *hadn't eaten or drank in over 12 hours at that point lmfao*). Can't kneel on my left knee without wanting to keel over and it feels sore still lmfaooo

*they're like size 11 and I wear 9 1/2 because I have wide feet; the 11 boots are left over from a theatre proformance in high school. They're like really nice leather boots tho so I wanted to wear them.

Okay I think that's all I've got for now. As a small bonus I'll let yall know that I have several TLT things I need to post and have been working on (maybe even a Rust comic 🤔 who knows).

Hope you all are doing well and make sure to drink lots of water. Much love yall, sorry again for the random ass rant.

[the-promise-has-been-made]

Okay it was in my tags before but now I think about it more Rebel Moon could actually have been a really great first season of a TV Show?? So please consider, with all the spoilers: Rebel Moon Mini Series season one, A Child of Fire:

Episode 1 - We are introduced to Kora, a mysterious woman who recently arrived in a small farming community on Veldt. We are given exposition on the community, learn of her tentative bonds with the community, with the village father, with Ven the hunter, with Gunnar, and there are always hints of something off about her, but it is not spelled out just yet. Then the Dreadnought arrives, and she is like 'well fuck I am out of here' but the village father convinces her that they will make this work, and that she should stay - stay low, but stay - and she does, because she likes these people. Of course things go tits up IMMEDIATELY and now she's killed a whole platoon of soldiers, the village father is dead, and in 10 weeks, the Empire will return, take all their food and probably slaughter everyone. Kora wants to leave, but Gunnar begs and pleads with her that he has contacts within the resistance, and can find them help, but can't get there alone and needs her help and once that's done she can leave and will never have to look back. So she does, because that guy is so innocent and he wouldn't survive half a day out there on his own. They set out together. We also get the Sam and Jimmy scene in this episode, and Jimmy's exposition about the assassination of the royal family.

Episode 2 - This episode opens with the resistance of the Bloodaxe twins (were they twins, I honesty don't remember) taking out some empire freighters or whatever, some way to get food for their people and also weapons. It's a victory, it's a cool space scene, where the tactical skill of the twins is highlighted. There are no losses, it's a clean victory, and it has Noble in FITS. This is where we are first introduced to the twins. Cut to Kora and Gunnar who reach Providence, and it's like a cheesy western movie. On the way there, we had just a brief conversation about Kora's past - she was a soldier, had quite a high rank - nothing specific yet. We are introduced to the bounty hunters and their prisoner (Gunnar's contact) as a 'remeber this, it'll be important later' kind of drop, we don't see Kai exchange money with them, but see them buy him a drink or something, or vice versa, just a 'harmless' interaction. Saloon fight breaks out, Kai gets involved, they make their escape in his ship, he offers to take them off world. With Gunnar's contact to the twins lost, it is revealed he actually doesn't know them at all, so they go with their second best choice, the disgraced General Titus. Kai has to make a few stops along the way, for business - nothing about picking up people on the way, just 'business' - it's implied he's a smuggler and picking up contraband, but Gunnar and Kora don't care bout his activities because they are like 'if he does illegal shit he'll likely not want to get caught, and we don't want to be caught either'. Meanwhile, we also have a look back at the village, where Jimmy is undergoing some kind of awakening after the scene with Sam. Also there, that young soldier kid who was the only decent one is becoming a bit of a figure - he helps prepare the town for the inevitable horror that is to come, he teaches them to defend themselves (just because you can't wield a sword laser gun, doesn't mean they won't make you die by it, might as well put up a fight). Sam is the first to come to him about this, because she never wants to feel so helpless and scared again. And if yall wanna be horny, sure, we can include some tentacle porn with Noble, cause why make the show any less horny than the movie was? Its while he learns of the attack by the Bloodaxe twins or something.

Episode 3 - Starts off somewhere else entirely, and we get the backstory of Tarrak I can't speak to because we don't goddamn know it! He's a prince of somewhere? Guess his people were subjugated by the Empire, his family killed, he was sold into slavery, something like that, and ends up chained to that forge place. We see some scenes of his life there, and the arrival of the griffin (Bennu?). Basically the plot of Spirit, we see these two secretly connect, whenever he can get close enough. It's a very quiet episode, not much speaking, just gentle bonding between man and animal, because he's the only one who treats Bennu like a being with feelings and not some wild beast. Enter Kora and the boys. Kai is having dealings with the guy whose name I forgot, but Kora notices Tarrak and asks why he's chained up. They are about to leave when she gets into betting with the guy about Tarrak's freedom, but we already know Tarrak and Bennu have bonded. Still, it is tense, because there's a difference between giving pets in quiet moments, and actually riding a giant winged creature with a beak and claws like swords. But of course he does it, because he's awesome. They are about to leave when Bennu breaks free, kills the guy and catches up with them because she is bonded to Tarrak now (logistic wise, I know she probably can't go on the ship but I just want them together, the shirtless man needs his flying horse bird! And also you got a goddamn GRIFFIN and don't use her for the rest of the movie?? WHY?!!!). Meanwhile, Noble is investigating the twins, and has footage of them making trade with Gunnar, so he's like 'this fucking guy?! Lied to my face?!' and he checks in on Veldt and learns that his men on the ground there were all killed. No one he saw in that barn could do that, but he remembers seeing Kora and he's like 'wait where have I seen her before?' and he goes through records, and lo and behold, he finds her file in the most wanted database and we see her real name (including something that identifies her as Balisarius' ward) and we're like '??? What does it mean?!'

Episode 4 - Again, we start with some backstory on a new character, a nameless woman who's children are killed - by the empire? We dont knwo because the fuckn movie didn't tell us shit about her other than that she lost a kid??? Then we cut to the ship, and some lighthearted banter between the current crew, Kora, Gunnar, Kai, and Tarrak, and Bennu tearing up the cargo bay and being adorable. Gotta establish some friendships! Tarrak and Kora teasing Gunnar about being too sweet, Kai and Gunnar swapping recipes, Kai and Kora being slightly flirty, Tarrack singing songs from his homeworld to Bennu and the others listening in while they work, that sort of stuff. They make a stop on another world for businesss Kai has to do, but find the city is in disarray, talk of a monster. The group goes to investigate, and learn a child has been taken. Kora - flashing back to another child dying on her watch - can't look away, and goes to find out more, against the advice of the others. They arrive just in time as Nemesis goes to confront the creature. Hers is a name only whispered in fear and reverence, the greatest assassin of the known universe, that sort of stuff, and we see her in action - but she isn't violent, she talks with the monster, tries to sympathize with it, as she, too, has lost children, and knows revenge and justice are often only separated by a thin and blurry line. Still, it comes to combat, and Gunnar swoops in to save the child while Nemesis fights and Kora runs distraction. The creature is killed, but it is not celebrated. Nemesis is heartbroken over it, because she understands this creature - because she WAS this creature, in the time when she was fuelled by her greatest rage and grief. When she learns that the party is looking for help to protect a town full of innocent people (including children) from the empire's indiscriminate slaughter, she wordlessly joins them as they leave. She's just there now, making herself comfortable without a fuss. Meanwhile, Noble finds out from his prisoner where the Bloodaxe twins were hiding last and he's like 'guess we're paying a visit to King Levitica'. We see the bountyhunters he dealt with leave, and they go through their newest contracts and we see there is a message from *gasp* Kai.

Episode 5 - Starts with Veldt, and we see what the hell is going on with Jimmy right now. He's experienceing nature. He's going on a full on druidic pilgrimage. He builds idols to the Princess out of leafs and twigs and we see flashbacks in his meditations, of the Princess bringing the bird back to life. And we hear the King say that iconic line about her bringing a kinder future for the universe, and him entrusting her safety to the one spoken to and we think it's Jimmy but then it's revealed to be Kora! And we see Kora being like this big sister figure to the Princess and then a harsh cut to Kora standing in shock over the dead bodies of the royal family, with blood on her hands and like did SHE do it or?! and then she wakes up back on the ship to the crew bickering while Nemesis is somewhere in the vents, eating an apple and watching them like it's reality TV and the most entertaining thing she's seen in half a century or however old she is cause honestly, she's probably a cyborg? we arrive on Pollux and go to the arena to speak with Titus and he's asleep/drunk in a ditch and has no interest in going with them because he is disillusioned and disgraced and all that, so how do we get him back on his feet? we appeal to his honour and his glory and somehow we end up in the arena fighting him and showing of his skills, and he has a particular grudge against Kora and they beat each other bloody and he accuses her of killing the Princess and she's like 'If I had done that I would have killed myself, if you think I could have done that then kill me right now!' and it's honestly emotional and they bond over both having believed in the future she would have meant for the universe and being betrayed by what the believed in, what they fought and killed for. And once they got it out of their system, Titus agrees to join them to protect Veldt. Back on the ship, Gunnar is like 'what the hell??' and THIS is when Kora reveals to him, and only to him, who she really is, but then we cut to Kai who's been listening in because it's his ship and there's no privacy, but also Nemesis was in the vents listening in on HIM listening in on them so she is like what is that guy up to?

Episode 6: The group meets with the Bloodaxe twins and their army. Negotiation begins and they're like 'we got our own food supply line now (as established in an earlier episode), we don't need your grain, why should we help you?' But Gunnar is convincing, and then Kora and Titus chime in and Darrian is like 'shit these guys are exactly what we were not so long ago, just little people tired of being target practice for the Empire, if we don't support them then what even is our cause??' So yeah, just as in the movie, he and his volunteers join them and now we got him and a bunch of resistance fighters with their ships ready to go. He joins our crew, his sister takes the remainder of their army and leaves to find a new hideout because they are certain it's just a matter of time before they're found by someone who has less than good intentions. As if on cue, we see Noble standing over King Levitica, surrounded by his dead people, but he's not even interested in finding them anymore, he's just like 'you were hiding them from our benevolent regent, and for that you gotta die' and beats him to death with his big stick. Back on the ship, the crew sits down for a shared meal, swapping battle stories, comparing scars, bonding (think, the cheese heist lasagna dinner on the Rocinante in season 2 of the Expanse). It's genuinely lighthearted, people are optimistic, they are a strong team, Veldt will be fine! Throughout the entire episode, we see Nemesis trying to get a moment with Kora, but somehow Kai is ALWAYS there. Kai explains he has to make one more business stop before returning to Veldt. As in the movie, they are unloading some cargo in the rain, but something seems off. Nemesis also moves to Kora, slips her a message that just says 'he knows', and she looks up at Kai, she sees him with the bounty hunters, meets his eye and his 'nothing personal' and the trap springs, too late for them to react. Several of Darrian's soldiers are killed immediately, Kora, Nemesis, Tarrak, Titus and Darrian are all shackled and disabled. Kai reveals that originally he had no intention of selling them out but then they kept collecting high profile outlaws and he thought 'actually might as well??' but then came the cherry on top when he realized who Kora really was and how could he NOT? A man's gotta survive, right? The whole spiel about 'I was just like you but there is no justice in the universe and you should have learned that by now'. He offers Gunnar to join him, promises it'll work out better for him. Gunnar refuses, cause he's honorable that way, and Kai calls him naive. From then it plays out pretty much like in the movie: Darrian dies taking down the Dreadnought, Kora has her big fight with Noble, Gunnar kills Kai for betraying them and almost getting Kora killed, the crew fights as a team because they have forged bonds while travelling together. Bennu also comes out and Tarrak is now a mounted combatant, picking off soldiers like fish in a barrel. When the dust settles, the nameless resistance soldier that is now apparently on the team is mourning their fallen comrades and Darrian (this is their origin story?), and Nemesis, Titus and Tarrak comfort them, telling them their sacrifice means nothing if they stop the fight now. They take the ship, tossing Kai's body overboard with the obligatory 'knew that guy was shady from the start!' and they return to Veldt. Jimmy sees them return, the village has started to fortify, and they approach through the fields on their horse-aliens - except Tarrak, who rides Bennu. The final scene is the imperials retrieving Nobles body and hooking him up to that whatever machine, but we don't see him interact with Balisarius at all, we just see him pop back to life and his first new gasp of breath cuts away to the end credits.

[prentissluvr]

https://www.tumblr.com/prentissluvr/752757433804505088/ml-do-u-have-any-sam-fic-recs-in-desperate?source=share

yes im the same anon hahaha how did u know!! (it's not creepy chill hehe) and yes im 18+ ,, i turn 19 this july :)

i don't mind either (nsfw/sfw fics) and im so glad that u have high standards for fics because i do too ! lol

okay yay perfect!! you use the small text and spell the kissy sound like "mwauh"! the way you use punctuation is also pretty distinct heh. so yeah that's how i knew! lol i might not know just from the small text, but the mwuah is distinct and cute to me! i usually see it like muah or mwah, but you mix the two and i noticed that right away lolol

so tbh i don't have much because i haven't done a huge dive into spn fics on here! i kinda just jumped the gun and began writing for it first and have spent most of my time doing that rather than reading! but i have one author with several works that are all incredibly phenomenal and a few more fics!

i highly recommend anything that @uncouth-the-fifth has written for sammy !!! i've had reblogs of several of her fics sitting in my drafts so i can write a raging review under them LOL haven't gotten to it yet because of how much i've been writing but you guys can look forward to me going absolutely fucking insane in the tags fr lmao. i'm also working on reading playing house right now! i'm not even halfway through the first part and i'm already feeling soso insane about it !!!! her writing is genuinely beyond amazing, it's crazy crazy crazy yall will be hearing all about how obsessed i am in my reblogs. the first one i read was click and uhhhh i could go on and on and once again i'll save it the for the rb. short version, it's one of the best fics i've ever read in my entire life!!! in terms of writing, fluffy parts, and the smut. mindblowing guys. absolutely mindblowing, like i said, i could go on!!! anyways anything she writes is bound to be absolutely incredible.

under the hood by @deandose is short but sweet!! super super cute <33

hold your breath by @deanswhiskey is great, it looks like she's got a few other sam works, too!! i have don't let me go in an open tag actually, i'm excited to read it!!

research by @bunnysbrainrot (nsfw) has me going feral, i have a thing for thigh-riding and this one is INSANE KSHDFUD, they have some more smut fics as well that i haven't read yet!

i hope you folks don't mind the tag!! just want you to know your fics are loved!! i promise you've all got reblogs on the way from me, just haven't gotten around to it yet <33

so yeah, ik that's not much and there's a chance you've read these before, but i just haven't gone too too deep in reading a lot of spn fanfic on here. i'm sure there's more on ao3 as well, i just haven't done much reading on there either. but! i do hope there's at least one or two here you haven't read yet that you can enjoy!!

[seducemefanficsandheadcanons]

I'm sober this time

Mika has a bit too much to drink and Sam saves the day.

Kinda inspired by my fic "Drunk words are sober thoughts" I just switched the roles a bit.

Sam walked into the club, eyes searching for Mika. Suzu had called him, letting him know that neither she nor Naomi could give her a ride and that they didn’t want Mika going alone with an uber, as she was too drunk. 

As soon as Suzu saw Sam, she ran over frantically. “I don’t know where she’s at. I tried to keep her still but damn, even drunk that girl is sneaky.”

He started to become worried, knowing how clueless Mika could be when she was drunk, and the possibilities of different outcomes flashed through his mind. 

Unfortunately, he wasn’t too far off. His eyes finally landed on his roommate and crush, who wore a tight light blue dress, her long raven colored hair flowing around her body. She was staring at a man who’d grabbed her by the wrist, moving to feel her up.

Mindful to not use his superspeed, Sam rushed over to the two and broke her free from the stranger’s grasp. Her eyes lit up at seeing him, smiling widely as she spoke, completely slurring her words. “Sam! Ooooh, you should get a drink, we-”

“I’m not drinking, we're going home” he said, cutting her off. She pouted, which he couldn’t help but admit was kinda cute, but apparently the strange man wasn’t done with them. 

“Come on, I’ll buy you a drink,” he offered, moving to touch her. Sam didn’t give him the choice, however, grabbing his arm tightly enough to bruise. The man whimpered a bit, trying to pull away but failing. 

Sam was faintly aware of the eyes on him, and the fact that Mika needed to get home, so he let the man go. “Don’t even think of trying anything else.” Sam warned, and once the man had quickly walked away, he turned around to find Mika and…

Shit! Where did she go? Sam began to search, calling her name as he moved through the club. He needed to find her before she got into more trouble.

Finally, he found her again, ordering a drink for herself. Sam rushed over; no way was she drinking more. “Hey, we’re leaving. No more drinks.” He said, and the bartender seemed to agree judging the grateful look she was giving him.

“But Saaaam.” She pleaded. “One more?”

As tempted as he was, he shook his head. “No.”

She stuck her bottom lip out slightly but didn’t protest when Sam lightly placed a hand on her back and led her out. He didn’t miss her lack of coordination though and was already prepared to catch her when she started to fall. She only laughed while Sam picked her up bridal style, waving slightly at Suzu and Naomi who were walking out as well, and going outside.

He could feel her gaze burning into his skin as he carried her to the car and ignored it until one of her hands went to cradle his cheek as she giggled softly. “You’re kinda cute.”

Sam blushed and shook his head. “Sure I am, Doofus.”

Mika began to laugh more, confusing the hell out of Sam until she explained. “I like it when you call me Doofus.”

He raised a brow, glancing at her as he laughed softly. When he got her settled into the car, she seemed to have calmed down a bit. Getting back to the Mansion, he used his super speed to scoop her up before she could try and walk. “Thank you, fine gentleman.” She joked.

Sam rolled his eyes playfully. “Yeah whatever.”

When they got inside, the others were coming to the lobby when they arrived. “Is she okay?” Matthew asked.

Sam shrugged. “Just some alcohol, she’ll be fine.”

Mika began to snicker behind her hand. “Yall are drama queens. Even Sam.”

Damien chuckled slightly at her drunk thoughts as him and the others returned to their respective activities. Sam shook his head and started up the stairs when Mika started to comb through his hair. “I think I like you.” She said plainly, and Sam felt his heart squeeze painfully.

She was drunk, badly. She didn’t like him; she’d say the same thing to any of his brothers. “You have a nice jaw.” Yep. Definitely drunk.

He walked in her room, setting her down so she could get ready for bed. Mika, however, had other plans. She kept her arms around his shoulders even as he set her on her feet, smiling at him. “Do you like me?”

Sam frowned a bit. “You’re drunk.”

Sam hated how sad she suddenly looked, his knees threatening to give out on the spot. But no matter how much he wanted to tell her how he felt, he needed to do it when she was sober. Hoping to make it seem like less of a rejection, he moved to ruffle her hair with his hand. “If you wanna talk in the morning, we will.” He offered.

She smiled softly as she walked away from him, fumbling as she went to find clothes. Sam took this as a sign to leave for bed, so he awkwardly left the room, leaving her by herself.

*

The next morning, Sam sat in his room as he watched YouTube on his phone. The night before was fresh on his mind, and her drunken confession almost felt like torture. Her face when he didn’t claim to reciprocate hurt even worse. But she’d been drunk, she’d wake up today and be super embarrassed, and-

A knock on the door broke Sam from his thoughts, and when he opened the door, he was surprised to see Mika. She looked disheveled, pale too, but she had a soft smile. He prepared himself for her to say she hadn’t meant it. 

“I like you, and I’m sober this time.”

[stillstuckin2000spunkrock]

My Thoughts While Watching AWOW for the first and 2nd time

I can’t state how much I love this movie, and I honestly thought I’d share with you some of the more comedic opinions and thoughts I had while watching the movie😂

Spider lowkey reminds me of Eli/Hawk from Cobra Kai💀 Both act like they’re the shit (Spider acting like a Navi) They also both mess shit up 

Spiders hair is not a vibe

Bro Tuk is so fucking precious 🫶

THE BABIES. THE BABY NAVI. JUST SO CUTE WITH THEIR LIL CHUBBY FACES😭🥹

Imma about ready to jump through the screen and kill Quaritch myself

Why does that one bald guy on Quaritch’s team keep saying “Hoo-ra” like it’s some badass saying. It just sounds dumb😑 Like bro stfu no one asked

Neytiri be looking like a goddess as always💋💅

Couldn’t tell Neteyam and Lo’ak apart until Lo’ak tied his hair back

Started out think Lo’ak was cute then switched to Neteyam💀

Kiri is gorgeous🫶

Bro I’d literally sell my soul to be as beautiful as Tsireya😭 Like omg Bailey Bass did an amazing job❤️

Bro not Jake being a military dad😩

Jake calling his daughters “Baby girl” got my mind wandering.. Literally kicking and squealing in my head when this happened🤭

Second time seeing the movie I was with my boyfriend and he knows I think Jake/ Sam Worthington is hot so when Jake said that I looked at him and man’s face was so done with me💀👍

Why is man bun guy a dick

Mmm okay he’s got anger issues and he’s kinda fineee🥵

Aonung is my new fav and if he dies I will feel personally targeted since my original favorite already died

I want an Ilu… Just I need one

When the Sky People started to hunt the Tulkun I got flashbacks to Free Willy💀🐋

Anyone else notice the fish that looked like ballsacks when they first appeared briefly?

Aonung being pulled by his ear by Neteyam🫢😮‍💨

When the boat tipped in the final battle it was giving Titanic meets Pearl Harbor🌊

I cant even explain how pissed I am that Spider saved Quaritch… Like bro just basically verified Jake will die by the hands of him. LIKE DID BRO NOT GET THAT NONE OF THIS WOULDVE HAPPENED HAD HE NOT EXISTED. LIKE WHY DO YOU THINK JAKE KILLED HIM DIPSHIT (I apologize if you love Spider.. I just clearly have some issues with his character)🙄😡

Jake has it rough. Like throw the poor man a bone. He had to give up his place as chief which he worked so hard for, leave his old life behind and the place where he found love and had his children, lose his eldest and firstborn son whom he only ever really told to act more mature and never showed affection to, and now will have to battle that same asshole with the scar all over again!😤😞

Okay but when Neteyam died I was sobbing. Like y’all I had no tissue so it was just running all down my face. LIKE BRUH CANT JUST DO THAT😭😫😖😢

THE FLASHBACK WITH BABY NETEYAM YALL IM CRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT🥲🤧

Like c‘mon Neteyam get an ice pack and walk it off👏

One of my favorite movies✅

[musicals-and-mushrooms]

Mighty Nein as Undertale/Deltarune songs

Im back again! If yall like my crossover/headcanon/whatever this is, feel free to put suggestions in my asks! Anyways, heres the mighty nein in all their undertale/deltarune glory!

Caleb - Heartache/Don't Give Up. Obviously caleb has faced a lot of heartache in his life, and i think that underlying tune in heartache (i cant quite descrive it but its the bububububu bububububu that bit) just feels like a steady stream of pressure. Dont give up is him fighting for the friends he now has.

Jester - Girl Next Door. Its just so happy! And bubbly! And Jester! Thats all

Caduceus - Respite. Hes a chill dude, so he gets a chill song because hes done what he needs to. However if anyone was gonna get megalovania it would be him. Like do not get on aroace pastel goth cow mans bad side.

Beau - Dating fight! (Insert veronica sawyer laugh here) hehehehehe im so funny.

Yasha - Battle Against a TRUE Hero/Susie. Both very powerful/intimidating songs and also yasha is buff lesbian undying fighter soooooooo.... yeah?

Fjord - The Choice. Honestly theres probably a better song to encapsulate fjords character, this is judt for like the serious story side i guess.

Veth - I'm Very Bad. Again there was probably a better song that i forgot for her and its hard to get a song that fits the chaos but also sad story that sam loves to do. This is just veths fluffernutter planning song.

Molly/Lucien/Kingsley - The Circus. Again, havent watched M9 reunited, but as well as the name of the song i think it fits the creepy story purple tiefling has going on here. But idk.

Group - Fallen Down (Reprise) ok this is my favourite song in the whole soundtrack and i think this just fits the mighty nein so well. Yeah, they saved the world, but noone really knows. And theyre chill with that. They have eachother.

Well, thats all for today. Sorry for spelling mistakes, ill do the vox machina one tomorrow and maybe something new. Idk. Let me know what yall want, have a smiley day😊

[untraceable-ace]

Almost 2 hours late to the live react shitpost party bc I was dying my hair while watching it when it started but anyways

Under the cut bc it both contains spoilers for the m9 reunion p2 and also because it’s really fucking long lmao

They’re kicking these guys asses holy shit

wtf is going on with Kingsley btw like pardon?????

See my question is if Ukotoa is in the process of being released while they’re fighting or if he’s still locked away rn bc like

If he’s not in the process of being released waIT

NVM HE’S OUT

IN THE TEMPLE???

Oh god creepy snakes moving in tandem i love snakes but not like this

Run boy run byeeee

NO

NOONONONO

YEAH NO SHIT THATS NOT RIGHT???

fshshshsh the giant just knocked over in the center of the set is so funny to me

fr hes just

there

Oh wait worm???

Not Ukoatoa??

Caleb my god you are a noodly wizard why would you try to intimidate a betrayer god

LMAO A 17???

“That’s me” jester my beloved

Cmon cmon NO

eight whyyy

Uh ohhhh

HAHAHAHA WARLOCK PACT

Which one which one

Is he just flexing w that ring of telepathy or did that have a purpose

Oh Jester <3

KINGSLEY???

“You just got this body” LMAO

First an accidental pact with an ancient evil sea deity then a pledge to essentially mother nature and now a betrayer god woooooh

Creepy

Wait this guy hates Melora does that mean Fjord can’t connect with her anymore?

LMAO the face

Oh not another cursed sword

i think its a cursed sword

maybe

Them putting up his stat card has me concerned uh oh

LMAO “thanks I hate it”

Ooooh a rapier fancy

its official I love Kingsley

AUGH GOOD BANTER

THE SNAKES

“Martial our forces” HMMM??

Darktow who is in darktow hold up

OHHH RIGHT plank king

Cant go back there

Fantasy DMs jfeoghehgaio;ewhaoge

syphilis gang

DAMN that was one efficient sending

You can just hear the agony in his voice ijodfsihjogiho

If anyone’s a glorified librarian its caleb idk what you mean beau

Charcuterie board

Mamas house has more tiddies followed by “That’s a good point” is fueling me

Winds in the east

mist comin in

something is brewin

about to begin

“I know all languages” jfc how many do you know now????

Im still wondering about that monkey yall what was that about

my original thought was that it was Artagan but it was so antagonistic idk

“We were probably a huge pain in your ass like a year ago” yeah sounds about accurate to what I know

I like her too jester she’s fun

risk esseks life cmon cmon cmon I NEED TO HEAR HIS VOICE AAUUUAUUGH

HES LEAVING PLS BE CONTACTING

damn wrong elf

fshshshsh hermit elf

WOW thats a lot of potions

break to wash out hair dye hold up

before i leave

haha charcuterie board

ok now brb

Okay hair’s done back to reacting

“Okay so you don’t blow yourself up” mood

Wtf is that rod??? Bc we all know he probably wouldve made it amber if he could

Fuckin dope move though omg

EIGHTY ONE????

GOD DAMN

OOOH OH I KNOW WHERE THIS GOES

GET HIS EYESSSSSSS

dainty sip of sherry in the midle of abttle from a flask i love it

holy noises followed by the camera panning to a glowing silouette of a dick on the floor

THREE DRAGONS?????

i mean ik two are illusions but DAMN

Dude I’m not sure Kingsley’s had one bad move this entire two-shot like wtf

soooo AC is 21? I think?

wait do different parts have different ACs?

HAHAHA YES EYEBALL WEAKNESS

Stab the eye, stab the eye, stab the eye, stab the e-

Gently give a slice to an eyeball muah

so eyeball AC is 27> (or equal to 27)

There has been an assault, far as i can tell sam is being a shit again

New tatoo?? Chainbreaker

Fancy

Ohoho oh nvm rip yasha’s dope ass thunderclap

won wound

Ooooh the big bad demigod can be frightened damn

DUNAMANCYYYYY

aw damn rip spell

new form who dis

Half of this live react is just me repeating one liners i found particularly funny oops

Oh nvm?? Dunamancy spell lives????

Nvm

Well ok its alive just half damage

Boy Veth I would love to see you try

“I can dodge gravity” can you????

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHARACTER GROWTH INDEED

THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL

Rip Beau taken out of the game bc piss

OKAY RIP BEAU FR???

FUCKING LEGENDARY HDYWTDT

GET FLUFFERNUTTERED BITCH

RIP FJORD SENT OFF INTO SPACE MY GOD

OH

OHOHOHOHOH

CMON CMON CMON SEAL HIM AWAY DO IT DO IT

OooUuUhfhdbdjfe I love the lighting change for going under water

Cmon pls pls pls work seal that bitch away

WHAT

OHOHO

FUCK YEAH MATE

Uh oh my boys gonna get the bends good call w the far step tbh

Actually bad call that’s too fast a pressure difference

Ayo Travis w the accurate bends rep

Ugh I love Caleb’s level 17 art sm

Well damn Melora!!!! Queen shit tbh

I hope “keep that just for me” means he swallowed it again

LMFAO MATTS FACE

Dicks and Other Things

The Molly Look™️

Promptly steal I love him

DAMN Kingsley’s on some king shit

Literally

ORPHAN TAKER IM SOBBING

WAUUAUAUGHFHFB CMON CMON

HIS BOICE I GOT TO HEAR HIS VOICE SJRJQIFUJEHE

THEY GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER SO QUICK????? SIX MONTHS??????????

CRYING SOBBING LOSING MY MIND

That was so fucking good oh my god

stimmed so hard at the end that my limbs started to actually cramp lmao

[theunseeliefairy]

If Sam from Joe and Sam’s episode of naked and afraid, was able to hold in her verbal abuse and stuck through to the end, everyone online would be annoyed with joe. But just because her mentality broke. All of Joe’s dangerous lack of common sense left people’s minds.

The only victory he had was catching some frogs. Which I am absolutely proud of him for I celebrated that victory with him while watching. But

He went against her knowledge of building a shelter and built a flimsy one where they were freezing to death all night (that wouldn’t be on the list if he didn’t go against her swearing he knows best because he has a reservation).

He ruined her trap…what was he even doing over there!?

He’s just letting himself die of dehydration she was PRE BOILING WATER FOR HIM! All he had to do was grab it and drink it! She probably felt responsible for him dying in the woods (having to be rescued by medic) for the stupidest reason.

Now if she didn’t say anything about letting him “die” and just letting it happen(let him be sick. that’s what a dark empath would do anyway but she has none of those skills neither. You wouldn’t have had to beg him to tap out girl, medic would have done it for you)….what would the masses think about that? I think the most I would do after that it silently set the water down beside him and walk away. She felt like she got put into the woods with a child. She didn’t expect the extra mental work she would have had to put in to keep her partner alive as well as her.

Idk I don’t expect everyone to have that amount of mental strength that’s ridiculous to me.

Note from a dark empath. Of you start feeling the need to be verbally abusive come on, just be silently neglectful. She only became the bad guy because she broke.

Or be a good person and somehow have the knowledge to navigate someone as frustrating as him. I hate to break it to you, a lot of people in this world was not raised learning that amount of psychological intelligence (not even just emotional intelligence because you have to figure out how to improve his common sense FOR HIM! how many of yall know how to do that?). You know how good of parents you have to have to learn that!? Not many of those kind of parents are out there. It’s frustrating that I know most of the people talking shit about her wouldn’t know how to handle this challenge with him either.

Also, it’s a good thing she’s a lesbian because this is A LOT of men. Unfortunately, I believe it is an adhd trait because I had a best friend (some adhd females as well) like that and maybe she noticed the neglectful tactics probably still never retaining what I warned her about.

Oh yeah! I also hate when people don’t acknowledge when I was right so yeah ima let you sit in your dehydration for that. Humans deserve their credit. If you can’t acknowledge when you’re wrong, I see that as a narcissistic red flag idk why no one else does. And! You’ll keep making the same mistakes over and over again instead of learning from them.

One more food for thought lady’s. What you might think is weaponized incompetence, might actually be unbelievable incompetence. It’s hard to believe but it exists. I have it in many areas too. I wouldn’t blame Sam for talking to me like that if I was him.

I also forgot to add that he almost burned himself alive when she left.

[hertwood]

dts s5 e1-2

e1: -oh my god i was so hyped for this ep yet completely forgot it starts with mattia and gunther's lunch date LMAO -'we like to think of this a documentary' 'its not a documentary' see if yall just LISTEN to toto you could be having some fun here -red mercedes rollhoop was so UGLY at least it looks better against the black now but i cant stop thinkin abt it when i see the car -also seb looks so fluffy. miss him need him etc etc -if max doesnt interview for next season i'll be So Upset i love him sm -LOVE the kevin return he deserves it SO MUCh -damn they rly set ferrari up here. starting with the highs so the lows hit correctly later. damn -LOVE every alex cameo hi baby :) -LISTEN. the first race i ever watched in full was bahrain 2022. i knew max won the championship, but i didnt know any of the details of the races, and i think this was such a GREAT start for me. the max&charles backnforth, the last minute max dnf, checo dnf in final lap had me GAGGED i'm so glad dts gave it justice. this race has such a special place in my heart -also red bulls don't have mechanical dnfs like they used to!!!! bring this back!!!!

e2: -unfortunately dts does charm u to like toto. he is charming. i am charmed. sorry -pre-fluffy hair george is a jumpscare honestly -lewis wont have to remember the full mercedes team name next year :/ -seeing old pre season testing is making me INSANE its so close i need it NOW -i forgot how widespread the porpoising problem was at the start. i know mercedes struggled the longest but it really seems like a legitimate oversight regulations wise if it happened to EVERYONE -'you cant overstate how much trouble mercedes are in' cut to them in THIRD in the rankings god even when they're flopping theyre on top thats how iconic they are~ -HI SAM COLLINS -the way they just let the bouncing cockpitcams play in silence is so effective. makes me wince. poor bb. -unrelated but i cannot even look at baku turn one without thinking abt the f2 pileup there last year. like 6 dnfs at once insane. anyway -HI ROSS BRAWN -this whole team principal meeting is so goofy and staged as fuck. parent teacher association core -silverstone is simply a banger of a track sorry. not overrated, perfectly rated actually -if dts is good for anything its good for these slow motion shots. the way the roll hoop just disintigrated is insane -so i've noted in previous season they've done a good job of setting up background info before big moments. i think they really dropped the ball here and should've introduced guanyu before the crash. not a big amount, just a lil bit would've done WONDERS -i will say, in the grosjean episode there was this talk abt how he wanted to walk to the ambulance to show he was ok. from a medical perspective that is such a bad fucking idea. it looks scary but i'm glad zhou and the medical team got him outta there on a brace like that. turned out not to be necessary but rly could've been -I LOVE U FORMULA 1 MEDICAL TEAMS BTW -i know merc are bitching but i do think back to grid starter order was the right call. sorry lewis ily -every time i get worried abt ferrari's history with pit fuckups for lewis i need to remind myself that mercedes is just as bad lmao -"i think lewis will win" i dont EVER wanna see anyone saying britcedes dont love eachother britcedes antis dni unfollow me i hate you -THROUGH GOES HAMILTON UNBELIEVABLE STUFF -the lil trick they pull.....the ~ferrari~ wins the british grand prix...... so they can rehash this all again from a carlos v charles angle next episode...... i see u

[golbrocklovely]

covered their names. i get that pretty much anyone could find their names out there, i'm just not gonna be the place for that. hope you understand.

short answer, yeah. longer answer, kind of lol

i do think they have something going on with them, i just don't know if that thing is serious/long term. but i don't think they are just friends with the girls, like some fans are trying to imply.

slight side tangent to your ask, but... i get that a lot of fans want an answer. they want to know if snc are truly dating these girls, and they want that answer to come directly from snc. i understand that. however, there is one fan in particular that has made it their soul mission to just constantly bombard snc, asking if the m and k are their gfs. and it's very odd and weird behavior to have, even for a fan.

respectfully, no one deserves an answer. you (not you specifically anon, just the general fandom) are not owed an answer. snc don't have to share anything with us about their private lives.

and before anyone reading this gets pissy and says "oh but they don't hide it either, so what do they expect? if they want privacy, they shouldn't post anything at all". first and foremost, the reason we even know about these girls is bc THEY posted shit before and then pics LEAKED of snc and them on nye. snc had no involvement in any of this shit happening. sure, sam comments on the girls pics. and they reposted them to their story like once. they've done that with other girls too, idk why this is the one that deserves an explanation.

not to mention, snc are allowed to share and not share shit about their private lives. it's odd to see many fans have the sentiment of "if they don't want ppl to comment on it, they shouldn't post anything about it". you are a person with a public profile who posts about their private life, correct? does that mean a random nobody is allowed to come up in your dms and say this that and the other thing about you, just bc you posted publicly about something? no. so then why is that allowed with snc? just bc they're public figures? bc they make money online via fans? i don't get it.

bc even if snc never posted about their private lives, yall would speculate. yall would make up shit and run with it, which is what happens anyway. so it's a catch 22 regardless.

just be nice and have sympathy. and know when not to cross boundaries. it's that simple. holy shit lol

(again, none of this is directed at you anon. this is mostly just me venting)

[dakotafoxandtheobstacles]

12/30/23

As we approach new years eve i can't help but reflect. Allison i don't think you know the damage that you did that day. Like you cannot just chalk it up to you being a coward. What you did was so incredibly selfish and hurtful i don't think ill ever understand it. You lied straight to my face while we were together. And then you gave yourself an hour to draft a text talking about "its not you its me" when everything you said over the phone, and discord, and through text and when we were together was saying the exact opposite. I will never fucking understand why you did what you did and more so I don't understand how someone can fucking do that. I didn't even have the chance to process it because i was just so fucking hurt by it.

At 26.5 years old, I have been hurt in countless ways; for my academic hoes, my ACEs score is 5. I have been fucking abandoned and discarded like trash in more ways than i can count to the point where it no longer feels like a coincidence it just feels like this is what is meant to happen to me. Based on the patterns I am the variable that is not meant to be loved. I am simply a tool for others to use to figure out what they really want. And what they want is never me. I don't think it is ever going to be me. I think I am just going to keep getting left behind and dropped. Again and again and again.

Sam, Ally, Allison, Keith, Fred, Moms, Dad:

You have all hurt me in each unique way. I am so fucking angry at all of you. I am so angry because each of you have contributed to all the reasons and ways that I hate myself. Having what has happened to me over and over and over again leads me to believe that these situations and feelings will never stop happening to me. I feel like there must be something so wrong with me for things like this to keep happening. I really don't understand what I did wrong or what is inherently wrong with me. I don't get it.

I am trying so hard to get better but this time of year the guilt i feel for simply existing is fucking overwhelming. I feel so guilty for everything I have done or been involved in. I feel like all I do is poison everything I touch and that people should keep their distance from me because of that. I can't help but feel that in addition to being born wrong I guess I have had herpes for over a year now and every day i feel more disgusted with myself. Every person im attracted to im terrified to get too close to because I will tell them about the herpes and they will never want to touch me or have me touch them. And the ones that would like colin was looking for an exit strategy the whole time.

I think it might be impossible for people to love me. Allison made it clear she was incapable of it. Ally tried to twist me into something more appealing to her. Sam ruined me, without even warning me of the possibility and then ghosted me like the 6 months we were fucking weekly meant nothing at all. Colin, Peyton, Abby, Anna, and more who ive wiped from my memory all were just with me until they could be with someone they actually wanted to be with. Peyton didn't even bother to hide it from me.

And I am so angry at my parents for introducing all of these thoughts and behavioral patterns to me in the first place. What the fuck is wrong with yall. none of you should have been parents until you treated your own shit because now i have to pick up the pieces and foot tooth and nail to make sure i don't fucking kill myself. its not fucking fair i did not fucking ask for this and now i have to deal with it. i am so fucking mad. Why did u guys do that i don't get it. Jen always took better care of casey than she did me. she was never emotionally there for me especially when i needed her to be. bonny fucking groomed me and probably abused me. and my dad never wanted me in the first place.

really im just so fucking tired of feeling like i am going to be abandoned at any time because i dont deserve anything but myself.

and i'm supposed to try to heal while there is a fucking genocide being paid for with my tax dollars???? War criminals get free health care but I fucking dont????? fuck u fuck everyone its all a bunch of bullshit i fucking hate this world and my self so like what the fuck is left honestly.