#row talks about dsmp

[noxious-fennec]

Won the war, got the independence, became president. Now what

[risingsunresistance]

i am so hostile when posts of mine circulate, i hate when ppl immediately follow me when they see it. shoo go away i KNOW you dont wanna be here

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Really underrated moment of DSMP is when Tommy tells the story of L’manburg + Pogtopia to Ghostbur.

It was the day before Tommy was exiled, and Tommy—nervous about what could happen and desperate to win Tubbo over—roped together a small group of people to help him craft a Drug to give to Tubbo, as a gift. Ghostbur was one of those people, and as Tommy rowed the two of them in a boat over to where they needed to be, Tommy told Ghostbur a story. Tommy made it sound almost fairytale-ish; he knew Ghostbur struggled to hold onto information, so he made the story sound fanciful and almost childish, because he wanted Ghostbur to take it in. Tommy didn’t even use the words “L’manburg” “Tommy” “Wilbur” or anything else that would give away Exactly What Story He Was Telling; instead he was making it sound like just a story. Not history, necessarily, but a story. That’s what Tommy thought would help Ghostbur understand better.

Minutes go by, and as soon as Tommy finally finishes his story, Ghostbur immediately says, “that sounds like the story of L’manburg.”

And Tommy stops, and says, “oh” because he hadn’t expected that, had he? He thought that Ghostbur couldn’t understand things like that. He even started to say as much, before Ghostbur interrupted him, saying, “I’m not stupid.”

Ghostbur then further explained exactly what he struggled to remember (bad things) but that he remembers and can understand other things extremely well, and is in fact familiar with a large portion of L’manburg’s story.

I find this moment very interesting for a lot of reasons. It’s insightful to hear Tommy tell the story, and hear how he himself views a lot of the events in the server’s history, and it’s incredibly fascinating to listen to his & Ghostbur’s exchange once the story is finished. Tommy told the story because he misunderstood Ghostbur’s memory issues/ability to understand & process information, and it ended up making Ghostbur feel like Tommy was speaking down to him, or treating him as if he was dumb or stupid. Tommy wasn’t trying to be mean, he wasn’t trying to make Ghostbur feel bad, but that’s what ended up happening. And instead of getting angry about this, Ghostbur instead helped Tommy understand that he can hold onto memories, he can hold onto information, he can learn and he can take things in and he can remember. He’s not stupid.

I think this is one of my favorite interactions between Ghostbur & Tommy. The communication and care they have for each other is insane, and honestly rare in media. Their friendship is in my opinion one of the best friendships in the whole series, and it’s a shame that it’s not talked about super often.

[transbeeduo]

i admire you so much you are so brave if i talked about my pregnant tubbo with tgirl tommy and nb ranboo baby headcanons on the internet i think everyone would kill me and id die 😭 but if this helps think about tubbo getting weird pregnancy cravings and ranboo having to travel all over the dsmp looking for his specific foods (or maybe its just mcpuffys for eleven days in a row) or perhaps tubbo having difficulty getting around the mansion with all the stairs and his sore ankles so ranboo massages his ankles and ranboo/tommy carry him around everywhere. imagine tommy pulling him around snowchester on a sled so they can hang out and tommys huffing and puffing and she looks like theyre gonna barf but hes still tugging the damn sleigh because he wants to hang out with tubbo. imagine ranboo curling up around him and kissing and nuzzling his belly and purring like a motor and talking/singing to the baby and tubbo gets all emotional because he thinks its really sweet and hes got pregnancy mood swings dammit. i think about them

GODDDD GODDDD THIS ASK IS ADORABLE I CANT STOP READING IT OVER AND OVERRRRR

Tubbo would for SUREEEEE have the WORST cravings i think. Bug sucked a LOTTT of energy out of him for such a little tiny thang so he was more often than not REALLY hungry. Which led to him having really strong cravings (specifically for things Endermen would usually eat a lot of during pregnancy, chorus fruit, silverfish [endermen eat endermites but ranboo cant exactly get those easily] and a lot of meat and berries) but for SUREEEE Ranboo would be bringing Tubbo whatever he asked for they were very keen on making sure Tubbo was doing okay and that he was comfortable and happy as possible. I LOVE THE IDEA OF THEM GIVING TUBBO MASSAGES…. Tubbo’d for SUREEE appreciate it dude was SORE as HELL the whole pregnancy and would carry Tubbo whenever he could (Ranboo’s REALLY strong from carrying big grass blocks everywhere and it was incredibly easy for them despite Tubbo’s extra weight gained from pregnancy) I think they’d try and allieviate Tubbo’s pain wherever he could. ALSO THE IDEA OF TOMMY PULLING TUBBO AROUND IS SO CUTE she wants to help out but doesn’t want to look like it’s helping so it complains and says that he’s only doing it to hang out with Tubbo wagghhhh

ALSO THE THING ABOUT RANBOO CURLING AROUND TUBBO’S BELLY AND PURRING AND HUMMING AND KISSING AND TALKING TO IT IS SOOOO FUCKING REALLLLL IM GONNA WAIL AND SOB i think they LOVEEE curling around Tubbo and cuddling up to his womb to hang out with Bug,,,, literally thats their baby that’s their little babu :((((((( i think that will almost without fail calm tubbo down when pregnancy gets particularly rough and he’s freaking the fuck out over it… a reminder of why he wanted this in the first ppacd WAAAGH

[tommyssupercoolblog]

I know I drew Phan as cats for the meme but I just rewatched the entirety of Cats 1989 and I think Tommyinnit would genuinely make an amazing Rum Tum Tugger if he wanted to do that.

The only possible barrier I can think of is the furry "cringe" of it all when he's trying to outrun his DSMP association rigut now, because otherwise??

Tommy is loud and shameless and so sexual in his humor that it makes people uncomfortable, and he's clearly acquainted with theatre and musicals AND generally being flamboyant and out there. This man will make twelve innuendos in a row and sing a musical number in a pink suit with no shirt on underneath. This man has talked about masturbation UNPROMPTED on someone else's stream, worn a full suit of Minecraft armour on the streets without batting an EYE, sang an entire ballad about how his best friend shouldn't divorce him for marriage fraud, and also have you seen his cover of crocodile rock?. Not to mention that this man has made being cocky and flamboyant his brand for YEARS.

If anyone can do ridiculous hip thrusting in latex and sing about being a sassy little bitch while being fully into character and overall just putting their whole PUSSY into it, it's THAT BITCH. (And also the guy they actually cast here, he's amazing)

Like, watch that. Ignoring that he'd have to pretend to be a cat, (which honestly he might be down to do anyway, he seems to be wishy washy on wether or not it's cringe which I think is again tied to trying to rebrand but whatever), TELL ME you couldn't see him doing that. Tell me you couldn't see him straight up making a song and music video like this even completely on his own. He would KILL as Rum Tum Tugger I swear to FUCK.

[enneamage]

Word on the street is the QSMP might be flatlining due to three eggs leaving the server. So two lessons can be learned from this

1. The MCYT fandom and community can’t really do big lore servers that are whole productions. The fandom is too parasocial to handle it and everyone takes it way too seriously. If you’re gonna do lore, just do it with the streamers because that’s way simpler than whatever QSMP was trying to do

2. A server really shouldn’t have its entire livelihood hinge on one group of people IE the eggs. Because the MCYT community is so volatile that any of those people could be a bad person.

It’s a little sad for me despite never watching it. I’d be shocked if anyone else ever tries to these lore based servers with big planned events again after two disasters in a row. On the other hand, the QSMP fandom was very smug about their server being so much better than the DSMP server and would constantly shit talk it but their server barely lasted a year

So, as a DSMP fan, massive L on their part. Wish a Critblr blog was talking about the QSMP I’m sure it’s interesting

I think on some level we’ll always have lore servers because MCYT history-keeping is inherently obscured (young fans) and beyond a certain point it’s hard to not roleplay in minecraft if anything in-game is supposed to have any weight. Trying to give that as much depth as possible kind of makes sense from a storytelling perspective, it’s just the double-edged sword of investment that acts up every time, and then human error has a go. That being said, there’s only so many of these we can string back to back without people getting even more cynical, so I think there’s going to be a break for the moment either way. 

I always thought the eggs were funny because the biggest pull of the server turned out to be something that was never fully intended. It wasn’t a meditated gamble to hang the server on the eggs, it was a snowballing stroke of luck that people got attached and things just kept rolling. Something about that felt fragile, and sure enough it was, because losing them meant losing a lot of the heart of the server. 

The fact that the QSMP eventually ran into cultural value conflicts (French labor laws) from too much hand-waving feels like it was a long time coming. Something like this was going to happen, you can’t just handwave culture clashes without practical guidance, and you sure can’t act like they don’t exist by freezing them out.

[beeindaclouds]

heyy do you think you'd be able to do something with c!dream's son or gn child confronting him about all that he did? thankss

Hallo, thanks for requesting!

Ok, I'll tie this one with another similar request about "Daughter!Reader unaliving C!Dream"

So, I hope you enjoy <3

Child!Reader confronts C!Dream

Click here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

Disclaimer: DSMP finale spoilers & mentions of unaliving

You've been spending month's talking to the people of the SMP and catching up on all the stuff your father had done to them

Obviously the ratio of "nice things" and "bad things" about Dream were very much unbalanced

Which made you speechless, cause you shared blood with that man you called "father"

Can you even call him that, you wondered

He had spent every living moment away from you, leaving you in the hand of his best friend Sapnap and his two struggling fiancée's

Not even once had he come to see you, talk to you, apologize for being away doing god knows what while his own child was alone

So, in hopes of getting your revenge, you started planning

If he was so fond of this stupid server, instead of his own child, then you had to take it away from him

Make him realize what he really had done and suffer as his precious SMP crumbled right infront of him

After hearing what Tommy and Tubbo had in plan for you father, knowing fully well that him and Punz were most likely 5 steps ahead of the clingy duo, you made your own moves

You made sure to be 10 steps ahead of Dream, strategizing a flawless plan with guaranteed victory in your favor

The moment the due entered the prison was when your plan took action

You joined them a bit later, after making sure that everything was set for the "big surprise"

As you looked down, you glared at the disgusting scene infornt of you

Dream talking about being friends with Tommy, after everything he had done to the poor child and the people in his own server

What a poor excuse of a man.

"It's too late for apologies, father." You said as the trio looked up at you

"Y/N.. what are you doing here?"

You chuckled "Why I'm here to join the party. You didn't think I'd be left out of your life forever now did you?"

The red sirens started going off right on cue, the trio panicking as a grin grew on your face

"What's going on? What did you do?!" Dream screamed, demanding answers.

The panic and fear in his voice was music to your ears, finally you got what you wanted.

You explained your plan in every single detail. How you researched abut him for months, how you fooled the clingy duo into coming here and how you and Jack used Tubbo's nukes to desteoy the server

"Are you stupid?!?" He panicked once more, but his cockiness pushed through one last time as a last act of confidence "How are you gonna get out of this alive, huh?"

You just smirked and pulled out a familiar statue from behind you... the totem of undying. A gift given to you by your good 'ol friend, Technoblade

"How does it feel dad?" You mocked, jumping in front of Dream "To lose everything you've been working so hard for. Do you feel Anger? Fear? Regret? Cause those are all emotions you put me though for my entire life since the moment I was born! And now I'll have the front row seats to you and your dear old server demise" Your laughter scared the Dream and Pun away, quickly in search of a way to escape

Tommy had already given up a while ago, already accepting his destiny

Turning towards the entrance you cane from, you left one last comment for your father to hear "Just like L'manburg..." you smirked

"It was never meant to be."

You relished as ypu watched the world around you blow up into pixels

Not once had the thought of other innocent people lives, who were now gonna be gonw with your father, cross your mind

It was pretty selfish of you

Maybe you really were your father's child

[cryingtulips]

WIP Wednesday

So I decided to start doing this in hopes that it will force me to write and keep up with my schedule for all the October events I'm joining.

We'll see how it goes! My goal is that at least, it forces me to write a 3-7 sentences every week.

Flufftober

“Something’s troubling you,” Tubbo said after some time spent in the shop. Just as expected, he didn’t need Ranboo’s help at all getting the metals. Ranboo watched as he glided down from a high shelf, dense blocks hanging easily in Tubbo’s arms as if he was carrying a dog. Perks of insect strength, Ranboo mused. “What is it?”

Ranboo titled her head up at him, lips pursed as she voiced her confusion, “What do you mean?”

DSMP Bad Things Happen Bingo

Wilbur remembers how excited Tommy was, rambling all about the low gravity and how almost everything had wings on the planet and how he hoped they had flying cows.

Why flying cows, Wilbur will never know, but he knew he had to go with Tommy on this trip. It wasn’t because Wilbur was paranoid or scared, but because it was mandatory. With such a long trip, the students needed their parents and guardians to make sure nothing went wrong, and if it did, they would be there to comfort them.

SBI Whumptober (WIP 1)

It was Wilbur. Always Wilbur. Afterall, what was Tommy without his big brother to act as his shadow?

Puffy had asked him to expand on that, but Tommy doesn't know how to explain it.

About how after his death, Tommy felt empty without Wilbur by his side, guiding him with a gentle smile and loving eyes. About how awful Pogtopia was, about how Wilbur acted, how similar he was to that time in limbo.

He didn’t know how to explain, that sometimes in his sleep, it isn’t Dream laughing as he dies, but Wilbur.

Whumptober (WIP 1)

They haunt his dreams; the tears marking a young face as Tommy lets out a guttural sob while Wilbur rows away. Hearing them, at the time, almost made Wilbur turn back. Because Wilbur said he wasn’t going to hurt Tommy anymore, his baby brother, and that he would keep him safe.

But he couldn’t do that if he stayed. 

cprimetober (WIP 1)

At first glance, the rules seem simple and like common sense. No wandering after dark, don’t talk to strangers, and stay near sight. Tommy was a runner as a kid, so there was no question that Wilbur would hold onto his hand anytime they went to the market.

All the doors were locked, and windows were to be open under no circumstances. Salt was everywhere, even in clothes, and Tommy wasn’t allowed near bodies of water.

Which sucked, because Tommy loved the ocean and the river that followed out near the edges of the city.

[starryseth]

It's been a minute since I posted something so here's some cute head cannons for my favorite DSMP boys <3

Jschlatt

Okay so Jschlatt is 100000% a secret romance kinda guy. He loves the mystery and gets a thrill out of keeping a secret. He may seem like an open kinda person but when it comes to his s/o he likes to keep it private. That's probably why his fans and friends didn't know he had a partner until they got married

He used to be on a community baseball team and each game he would give you his hat to wear because he believed that you were his good luck charm. So when you were sick for the big game, he quit because he wouldn't have any luck and he would feel like the reason they lost.

He finds it adorable when he ends a late night stream and he crawls to the bedroom and finds you cuddled with Jambo.

He can't say no to you. Like at all. So when you ask to do his hair and makeup he agrees. He loved the way you looked so happy with your work and he wouldn't mind letting you do it again just to see you have a sense of accomplishment. Don't ask him about it though. He'll deny it.

Sapnap

Sapnap loveesssss to show you off. Like legit. In the group chat with the rest of the boys sap is constantly talking about you. They are tired of it

I believe he is a Pyro. Like anything and everything to do with fire and he's in so you constantly have to keep an eye on him. Granted he is very safe with fire but still. (Don't play with fire it's very dangerous)

He is actually very neat and organized. He has all of his and your clothes arranged in order of colors. In rainbow order of course. He also has the same hoodie in several different colors.

He gets frustrated easily so he is constantly doing things that he likes. One of those things is coloring. H loves to sit down with you and just be a kid again. You guys have a drawer in your room filled with kids coloring books and coloring supplies.

Karl

Karl loves when you play with his hair. Original I know. But it just makes him melt when you start to braid his hair or just testing new hair styles on him.

I believe that he loves being your Guinea pig for new recipes that you make if you like to cook. Anything you make for him is made from love. He genuinely almost cried when he was sick and he tried some of the soup you made and it tasted just like the soup his mom made him when he was younger

He lives to be around people. All day everyday it is energy but during the peaceful moments you guys go out and play mini golf or go to cafes to try new things. He loves your little adventures.

Karl adores playing games with you. His two loves in life are you and video games. He had you help him out with the tales of the SMP so it would be fun. It was actually inspired by a stupid convo you guys had over a dinner date.

Wilbur

Wilbur will absolutely sing you to sleep. Personally I have nightmares and I can certainly see him just being like "oh love, it's alright. Come here and just close your eyes." And he just hums and sings everything he lives about you while you fall back asleep

Every gig he doesn't with the band he has you in the front row or off to the side of the stage so when the band needs water, you can give it to them. Everyone loves you from the band and appreciates your company.

Tommy is like Wilburs younger brother. Everyone knows this. You are like the peace keeper between the two. They often squabble and when they do you grab one ear of each and make them apologize. They immediately do because they know if they don't they'll be put in the get along shirt.

Wilbur can be kinda insecure. He doesn't believe that he can be good enough for you so on those days you baby him. He taught you to play guitar so you sing to him. Even if you may not sound the best while singing, he enjoys the love that you both have.

Charlie

During days when he's doing chuckle sandwich he makes non stop dad jokes. Like it's bad. It's like it's his ritual to get ready. Like take his little book of jokes away from him.

He is a giant goofball all the time. He loves making people laugh and enjoys seeing you smile along at his dumb attempt of making a new language called "slimenican"

When he was doing gen loss you thought his slime monster character was just an evil version of his Minecraft character and picked on him for it. He didn't understand what you meant until he saw the first episode and then it clicked.

[cherubim-of-vvkastel]

💭 + well since you so politely asked me about Eret, I'll return the favor and ask about Foolish. What was he like before coming to the DSMP? How much does he remember? Does he regret what he's done? What was he like before he meet Eret? Before the Wither Cult? (also hello i'm quietly sneaking into your box :>)

// Oml you've been so friendly since the day I first posted. I'm gonna cry - literally, the main reason I'm shaking off my newbie jitters!!! Hello, hello, glad to be here <3 Also sorry for late reply, I've been at work!

Additional info for context: I headcanoned Foolish as going by any pronouns but referring to himself with zie/hir if ever talking in the third person - but that's a whole 'nother set of headcanons for another post, haha. If you see those neos in here, that's why!

Foolish is one of my muses that I seem to love bullying, in all honesty. How I picture his story going is incredibly tragic, and it would take me ages to get to the blood and bones of what he was like before DSMP. A long while ago, I wrote a cute little soulmates fanfic that touched on how Foolish acted, so I'll keep things similarly brief (unless, of course, you wanted to hear every detail I can muster up :P).

Foolish is immortal in every sense of the word. I've always seen Totems as ageless — able to grow and never stop until their lives were traded for others. It's touched upon in c!Foolish's lore where totem children are expected to die for their parents — he just happened to be one of the few who made it well past adulthood and is now perfectly capable of maintaining and protecting himself. Seeing as he can live for centuries, he's gone through several shifts in his behaviors. From quiet and curious about the ever-changing Overworld to restless and bold, he's had time to figure out how he feels and what he deems right and wrong. 

There was a long period during this self-discovery stage when he was known as the "Totem of Death." Quick to anger, baring rows of sharp shark-like teeth, demolishing cities as if they meant nothing, and carrying a torrential downpour wherever he walked like an ominous cloud. He had no regard for life nor the sanctity of nature. His sole purpose was to control what he deemed beneath him — little bugs that could be squashed if he so pleased (a sentiment that zie still holds into the SMP but far more concealed). Everything he loved was bound to dissolve in time, and he saw no purpose in trying if they would turn to dust in the end.

He did pause to consider other immortals, or those who had centuries to live — gods, deities, children born to rule, such as Eret herself. I like to think it was more of a curiosity that rose when Foolish befriended Eret all those centuries ago. He was swimming in red while she watched on with milky white eyes. Call it admiration and mutual companionship, but Foolish did become somewhat of a guard-dog to Eret all that time ago. If anyone spoke out of turn to her, lightning struck, and he was first to snarl that they treat her with respect. If anyone got too friendly, he was a looming threat behind her, bristling and poised to protect whom he deemed his only friend. 

Somewhere along the line, the Wither Cult grew, creating too much carnage for Foolish to feel safe with Eret leaving his sight. Sure, she could protect herself, but Foolish is nothing if not worrying over those he dares to hold dear. It's unclear what their last straw was, but zie and her eventually raised the cult to ashes; thus marking the beginning of Foolish's mellowing out. Traveling with someone with a taste for beauty led to Foolish beginning to find more time to stop and smell the roses. He began to take up hobbies of artwork, relishing in how art was timeless and he didn't need to worry about it crumbling when he could immortalize it through such a delicate process.

Somewhere along the line, the two separated, though Foolish would hardly sit around and mope. He met others, creating... well, his own version of a cult if you tilted your head and squinted to read. Villages he used to destroy began to offer up wealth in turn for protection or monuments built by a demigod. Building was so much easier than massacring the innocent. It held more beauty — it was soothing. With an eternity to hone his skills, Foolish was soon creating structures inconceivable to the average person with a smile and a much happier stance.

Of course, he kept this attitude when he came to the DSMP. It's a conscious choice, as I've always seen Foolish as the type to record his own history. It's all along the walls of his Summer Home, written in tattered tomes deep within his temple, expressed through the sculptures and paintings littering his halls. He remembers everyone who's meant something to him, their lives — if they've been revived, then where they are now, who they are now — zie even takes the time to tend to their portraits hidden in his horde of wealth as if careful hands didn't already protect them.

Sometimes he has brushes with his anger and resentment towards mortals, calling them ants under his shoes or warning them not to piss him off. Sometimes, he laughs off his knowing looks — playing it off as if he doesn't know something is wrong or as if you had duped him. He's smarter than he gets credit for; it's hard to tell when he's genuinely ignorant of something or if he's putting up a front not to pressure information from those who might never be ready to share.

That's why when he meets up again with people like Eret, Foolish insists they know each other. He brings up details that he vividly remembers despite the confusion... and then drops it—laughing and agreeing that he must be confused, too. Maybe they should get some rest. And then he never mentions it again. His memories are very much intact (rereading your own experiences repeatedly makes recall so much easier), and his feelings are still very much real... but he knows he doesn't have the luxury of connection. He will never last in another's mind for as long as they do his... and he's okay with that.

Does he regret what he's done? To an extent. He doesn't remember the faces of those he's hurt, nor does he try to recall those events with anything more than gritted teeth and a hard chuckle. He has grown and changed. He sees no beauty in morality, but rather in the immortality he can craft. It gives him everything he was missing back when he was wild and reckless. Besides... he can atone for what he's done by being a good person now. He can sacrifice for mortals, and he can offer a gentle thumb to rub against their cheeks in times of need. It's sort of like during Sam's Warden Arc, where everyone felt like they were turning their backs on Sam, blaming him for every wrong they could possibly get their hands on— Foolish was the only one to remind him that he wasn't alone. 

"Don't bear this burden alone, Sam."

"I'm here for you, friend."

Foolish has worn many faces: Totem of Death, Demigod of the Sky and the Sea, and Totem of Undying, yet none of them will ever be entirely accurate. He's grown too accustomed to being what is needed in the fleeting time he enjoys with companions and their lives. Foolish will always cherish the past, but he's come to adore the present just as much.

Did I ramble a lot more than I thought I would? Yes. But THEN AGAIN, it's been literal months since I've gotten to ramble senselessly about my goofy goober. It turns out that I have no sense of what the word "brief" means....

[moltengoldveins]

I’m sorry this has gripped my psyche-

so Philza and Techno are some kinda deity-esque things, obv, somewhere between demigods and aspects of reality. Techno is the god of war and family, in the ‘I fight to protect my own,’ ‘the bonds of brotherhood and family are forged in blood’ kinda way. Phil is the god of dying, not the dead, i.e a classic psychopomp who serves our Lady Death. Tommy I think is some kind of recently-ascended version of the same thing, significantly younger than Phil and Techno (post DSMP godhood pog???) who got married to Tubbo as a joke and probably hasn’t quite settled into What he’s the god of yet, and Chayanne…. Chayanne is beginning to realize his family is Very Very Weird. (it starts with the Ender King, of course.)

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Chayanne has known about Tio Techno for a while now. Dad never misses the chance to talk about him, and some of the stories he tells are so outlandish Chay wouldn’t believe them if it weren’t for how honest Dad always is. He never lies to them about stuff like that. (He never lies to us. He never yells. He never hits us. I don’t understand what’s happening-) Techno’s never visited the island, but Chay’s seen some of Techno’s old things hung in Dad’s closet, left there to free up inventory space. Why he had them when he came to the island in the first place, Chay doesn’t know, but he likes going through them sometimes, when Dad isn’t home. There’s an oddly bound red book filled with Chinese characters Chay can’t read, an absolutely massive sword that’s buzzing with magic, and a red cape. Sometimes, Chayanne buries his face in the train of the cape when he needs to feel brave. (He really really needs to feel brave right now.) When Dad leaves, everything in Chayanne’s gut screams that something is Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. Talulla is terrified, though she’s gone all bitter and short with everyone like she does when she’s trying her best not to show it. Chay takes one look at the blistering corruption on his Dad’s back, the rot creeping between his feathers, and knows he can’t leave Dad alone like this. Anything could happen. They could loose him. So, hands shaking as his Dad rows away, Chay puts his sister to bed and opens the closet. He pulls the cloak down from the hanger and glances skyward. (Hey Tio, hey Kristin. If you can hear this… I need help. I’m really scared.) Hauling the thick red fabric over his shoulders, Chay shudders as something vast and deep and red seems to settle around him. His mouth tastes like it’s full of pennies. His chest feels hot. And when he turns to grab his sword, it’s lighter than it should be, faster, the edge slicing through the air like a fish through water. -protect-love-rage-protect- sings the cape on his shoulders, and Chay is still very very very afraid. But he doesn’t feel alone anymore, and that’s the important bit.

(I’m sure there’s more of this AU where after Phil snaps out of it, Techno arrives son the island in a blaze of bloody glory yelling about his pog nephew who used some of his power to kick the old man’s butt and the butt of Phil’s evil ex (/j) and how if he doesn’t get to see the new little warrior Right Flipping Now he’s gonna raze the Federation to bedrock. (He’s gonna do that anyway, it’s just a matter of whether he gets a tea break first) Tommy tags along, excited to see Tubbo again and maybe only slightly put out that everyone thinks Chay is cooler than him (he and Talulla get on smashingly) but I can’t write that with the limited time I have, so you must be content with your imaginations.)

Throwing that out there since it's not my usual content but a SBI fanfic with Philza Technoblade Tommy and Chayanne would go so hard .

[arrowurboat]

i love how sam folds immediately when his red stone is threatened

[firesnap]

Technoblade and Wilbur Soot really sat down and thought about how they could make everyone talk about dsmp lore for two days in a row without actually doing any lore. They are heroes and trailblazers.

[winged-deity]

Hi, hope you're doing well! I loved reading your stories and imagines! The parents of the SMP one was my favorite. If you're accepting requests, I've had this idea where a visibly sleep-deprived reader starts to develop crazy eyebags and they're asked when was the last time they've slept, to which Y/N shrugs and says "Wednesday?" not even realizing it's already Monday and haven't slept in 5 days. I can imagine Phil saying "You little shit. Bed. Now" but I'd love to see how you'd interpret how the other parents would react if you're able to 🥰❤

Thank you for your request, and sorry for the wait!

Go the F**k to sleep!

Parental DSMP x Reader (platonic)

Technoblade

He would be coming home from either a training trip (or the prison, who knows), and after leaving you with our lovely forgetful grandpa aka Ph1lza f*cking Minecraft, he would very much find you doing through an allnighter for the fifth day in a row.

He would physically drag your ass to bed and force you to lay there and listen to him read about mythology until you'd finally fall asleep.

The next morning you'd wake up to the smell of tea and filling breakfast, at the dinner table you'd hear a lecture from Techno, stating how sleep is important and how you need to take better care of yourself.

"You better get the rest needed if you want to fight alongside me, kid"

Revivebur

As much as he seems like he doesn't give two shits about anything, but when he finds you almost falling asleep standing while cuddling his old sweater. He stops everything he's doing, doesn't matter if he's with Tommy, Ranboo, Quackity- you're his priority at that moment.

He will wrap his arms around you and make you look up at him, that's when he notices the dark bags under your eyes and finally ask the question "when was the last time you slept, kid?" and upon hearing your answer, he'll drag you all the way back to Pogtopia where you would have a quiet and peaceful time to rest.

He will lay your head on his lap and sing you songs (the l'manburg anthem as well if you're lucky) until you eventually fall asleep.

"You need to take better care of yourself, even if I'm back- i won't always be here to take care of you"

Awesamdude

he would honestly be struggling with sleep just as much as you since he'd spend most of his time at the prison meaning he didn't have much time to take care of himself, never mind you.

But one day when he finally got home earlier, a day off in mind. He would find you downing your god knows how many eth cup of coffee, dark circles finding their home under your eyes.

"I'm home-.." he would have announced tiredly, but upon seeing your even worse state, he would be right by your side in the blink of an eye. Ushering you to bed, reading to you just like he used to when you were younger.

"Guess we need to look out for each other, My little buttercup"

Jschlatt

During the Manburg era, your father was obviously very busy, being the president and all, you were mostly taken care of by Quackity.

But the one time he retreats from his office early, he'll finally notice how sleep-deprived you look, sitting you down and surprisingly enough having an actual talk with you.

"Hey kiddo, haven't you been sleeping?" he then gets to hear all about your all-nighters and overall lack of rest.

He then drags you to his kingsized bed, laying you down and slowly humming to you while filling out paperwork until you fall asleep, he would continue to do so every night until he's sure you're taking better care of yourself.

"You don't need to keep yourself from resting, pops is here to look over you"

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Hopefully, this is to your liking! I had to ask help from my beloved since I was completely head empty no thoughts upon starting to write this lol.

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FINALLY | wilbur

「 sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ 」 ଽ you are sapnap's sister and you meet wilbur for the first time.

「 ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs 」 ଽ fluff ; swearing.

「 ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ 」 ଽ 1k.

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YOU weren't really into the idea of being the centre of attention, let alone be one a youtuber or streamer. no, you were just an average student trying to finish uni and move on with your life

your brother, on the other hand, is in fact a steamer and a pretty well-known one in the mcyt community. from all his streamer friends you only met dream, george and karl irl because you were most of the time away to school.

but now it was finally winter break and you could go home and visit your family. the second you opened the door you were pulled into a group hug by your family. all you could do is giggle and hug back "i missed y'all so much" not even realising the other people standing aside in silence

"we missed you more, hun" your mom smiled, stroking your cheek "y/n, i want you to meet my friends" sapnap pulled you away from the doorway and in the middle of the room. you left your suitcase next to the couch and looked up to see his other friends

"hey i'm luke" the blonde guy smiled, he seemed really nice and you couldn't lie, really attractive "y/n" you smile shaking his hand. after greeting mostly everyone you got to the last guy

"hi i'm wilbur, but you can call me will" he smiled, he is really gorgeous, his smile is sweet, his eyes are beautiful. you couldn't help but stare. he is taller than you and had a beanie on his head, you've seen him before on twitch when you were catching up with some dsmp content

"y/n" your sentence was cut short by him grabbing your hand and kissing it "pleasure to finally meet you, y/n" but the moment was poorly ruined by your brother being himself "ok that's enough. let's go shall we?"

you rolled your eyes, turning around to look at him. your parents already long gone to help with your bags upstairs "go where" "we're gonna go vlog for our youtube channels, duh"

"i just got here and you're already a pain in the ass" you groaned making your way upstairs "y/n's coming, right?" you heard wilbur ask your brother making you smile to yourself "bro stop being a simp for my sister, she's not coming"

you only rolled your eyes "ok it's set, she's coming" karl clapped his palms excitingly "what, no?" sapnap called after him but it was too late, he was already coming after you.

"y/n get ready really quick, you're coming with us" karl stated from behind the door "since when?" you frowned your eyebrows, opening the door for him

"since now, now get ready" he commands before leaving downstairs. all you could do was get ready, put on some makeup and touch up your hair and you were ready to go

"y/n are you done already?" sapnap groaned, holding a camera in his hand while leaning onto the wall of the living room "i'm coming" you jogged down the stairs and in front of the group "ok let's go"

you stayed behind along niki for a chat while taking a walk to the park. the guys were filming in front of you but it was pretty hard to notice the both of you because you were in the far back.

"oh come on, he's so into you" she giggled at your denial, will just met you how could he like you like that already? "nah, he was just being nice-" "here he comes, brb" niki wiggled her yes rows before joining jack and the others.

"hi y/n" he greeted with a soft smile "hey" his nose and cheeks were a light shade of red. he looks so good right now you thought "i got bored, they started talking about tommy's obsession with queen elizabeth" you both laughed at that "weird obsession for a 17-year-old"

"i know right" he could sense that something was off, your hands were deep into the pocket of your jacket and the scarf covering your nose and cheeks "are you cold?" he asked

"huh? no" you said looking back down at your feet going forward, you could hear the smile in his tone when he said "come here" before pulling you into him, wrapping an arm around you "oh, thanks" you shyly said scratching your neck "is it ok?"

"yeah, it's umm it's perfect" you couldn't help but smile, he's genuinely one do the sweetest people you've ever met. you thought about niki's words, did he really like you? "would it be ok if i start recording?"

you nodded your head 'yes', watching him pull out his camera and point it towards the both of you "hi guys, today i'm here with y/n" he greeted moving the camera so it's was only you in the frame, you didn't know how to act on camera so you only waved with a small "hi"

"shut up" you laugh throwing a chip at wilbur's face. he picked it up and ate it "and what if i don't want to?" "then i'll have to make you" he gave you a smirk at your answer "and how are you going to?"

"hey! hands-off" sapnap argued behind the camera. wilbur flipped it so it would film sap getting angry making you chuckle

you smiled getting closer and closer towards him, your lips barely touching "like this" you whispered closing the small gap between your lips.

he kissed back with so much force that you landed with your back on the soft and cosy bed. you couldn't help but giggle as you pulled away "what?" he responded with a laugh himself

"nothing, it's nothing" you tried to gain your seriousness back "no you have to tell me now"

"what if i don't want to?" you mocked him, giving him a scrunch of your nose in his face making will smile "then i'll have to make you" "then make me" he smirked before closing the gap again, letting his hands explore your waist "what the actual fuck?" sap came out of nowhere "shit" you told yourself before jumping up from the bed

"look sap, this is no-" but your sentence was cut short by wilbur "we're dating" you turned around to look at him, a small smile creeping onto your face "what? since when?" he exclaimed, he was mad and it's not good "since a month ago" you confessed looking down at your feet "and you didn't tell me because?"

"we thought you'll get mad and not approve of us being together" will explained softly and you nodded "that's so fucking dumb, you know that right?" he sighed rubbing his forehead "you should've told me and that would've been it, i have nothing against it but I'm just mad you kept it a secret"

"so you're not pissed at the idea of us dating?" you smiled at him with big doe eyes "no" you went in to pull him into a tight hug before he pulled you away "ok that's enough, I'll go stream. don't. be. loud" he warned before exiting the door

you turned around to face will who already had a big smile on his face. you only squealed and let will embrace you in his arms "we don't have to hide anymore" he chuckled pulling you into a soft kiss "finally"

[ruby-whistler]

i made a list of the vibes of the hermits i watch, so you might want to check some of them out! this is just mostly jokes, but i thought all of the more “serious” propaganda was missing something, so have what truly makes hermitcraft worth it; the players’ unique styles!

will be back on my dsmp stuff asap but it’s the first day of season 8 and i would really appreciate if you checked them out through the links provided :]

Grian; [ episode one link ]

vibes of a 17 year old mcyter, is actually 27 and married

noo not my red jumpah!

chaotic capitalist

someone is making the server better through order? *starts another war* whoops, hand slipped :D

he built a- he rebuilt his entire megabase in survival, above a giant lake of lava, in the nether, on hard mode, upside down??

“watching as scar dies over and over in my trap is peak comedy and i’m tired of pretending it’s not” but it happens like 5 times i every season

video editing is very main-stream and good for short attention spans!

*sad montage over losing stuff he’ll get back in 15 minutes because he’s rich*

pesky birdd! great elytra flier! amazing builder! will tnt your house! poultrymannn!!

wholesome, chaos incarnate, talented architect

why won’t mumbo respond to my messages it’s been two weeks :[ (clingy)

doors???????????? your house has doors???? no doors for you good sir!

will laugh a lot at a lot of things, esp when he’s with his friends

genuinely just so fun to watch

Mumbo Jumbo; [ episode one link ]

perfect british accent

mustache man (warning: he has no mustache irl)

*fails ten businesses in a row* iskall please help

redstone is his element

“it’s actually quite simple” i like your funny words magic man, now can you repeat how in the hell you made a that fancy vault work-

filmographer?? i think? met up with grian irl

him and grian have a robot son named grumbot. that has nothing to do with the vibes but i had to mention him because he means a lot to me.

tries to stay out of wars and server politics until someone (grian) drags him into them

minigame maker, makes the hermits competitive and that is scary (also very funny) e. g. button, hermit challengesss!

“it’ll be fineee” *que shot of everything on fire behind him*

makes his base a living being and then all his neighbors end up feeding it instead of him

conspiracy theorist. bumbo baggins. the usual.

very entertaining videos that help you learn more about minecraft mechanics!

GoodTimesWithScar; [ episode one link ]

wheelchair creator with literally the best vibes

so wholesome i. he is so cool he makes me so happy :’D

*extremely cool announcer voice* ooooo hello there my fellow miners and crafters, good timeees with scar heree, and welcome backk to the wonderful world of hermits and crafting, and we’re flying over-

commentates everything extremely well

spends tenths of hours on builds within a single video and doesn’t bat an eye

lore for all of his builds! he builds these amazing bases to tell a story!

“i wanna see white flags! white flags, outside your base, by-“ wait no wrong anti-rebellion army leader

all videos have a clear objective

mostly building, but he loves hanging out/helping his friends!

loves disney movies! wants to go to space! :D

kind-hearted, always makes everyone else smile

can be chaotic but usually just tries to have fun and make sure everyone else has fun too

*flies into a tree on half a heart* wait what why did i die D:

scar. scar please eat. you’re going to die for the tenth time this video-

the non-chaotic capitalist, has extremely creative shop designs

a danger to himself, but also the kind of person you can’t be angry at for long

BdoubleO100; [ episode one link ]

the guitar music at the beginning of his videos brings a smile to my face, it just has such an immaculate mood

*camera pans over him as said music plays* ladies and gentlemen welcome to another episode of hoimycraffff

the way he talks is extremely endearing

one of the best builders on the server - probably best builder of interiors in existence

able to make a palette using any number of strange blocks and then make amazing builds using it

built a whole castle as a backdrop, then built an entire giant mountain for said castle

extremely sensitive to short jokes, usually gets pranked by others because his reactions are always so funny

his daughters show up from time to time in his room while he’s recording and it’s so cute

*has no way to see the sun but still knows it’s nighttime* gotta go schleep!

scar, pointing at him “this is why we can’t have nice sunsets”

(scar dies because of mobs every time bdubs isn’t on the server to sleep)

likes to be accomplice because he isn’t the one being made fun of (/lh)

*shoots himself in front of a confused grian because he thinks the guy wants his face again when he’s actually just looking for a netherportal*

is usually the underdog so it feels good when he wins

they’re all actually such great friends so it’s genuinely funny to watch

he himself is amazing at entertainment and just a very cool guy

ImpulseSV; [ episode one link ]

what’s going on everyone, my name is impulse and welcome back to hermitcraft!

always speaks with a smile in his voice

has a good dynamic with basically everyone

great co-worker and always helps out if he can

had his base turned pink during the swap, and instead of changing it back afterwards, he dyed his skin’s hair and clothing pink to match it

very cool and original building style!

makes a lot of farms and sells what he gets in his few shops

makes money to be able to do more stuff and make more farms

blows up most his base ever so often to rebuild parts. you know, like a normal person does in minecraft survival.

the grind is never over

the guy who always gets all of the work done on the school project and proceeds to be chill about it

always has very cool side-projects going on and puts his heart into all of them

pog timelapses!!

Rendog; [ episode one link ]

*short, funny scene from the video at the beginning slowly fades out into great music

dogs howling as the half-dog half-cog logo comes up*

greetiiings cyberdogs and citizens of the interbubs! this is ren diggity dawg coming atcha, in another minecraft episodes varuuummm the hermit. craft. server. (hey!)

we’re kicking things off today my friends, from the- *location name on screen*

that intro gets me hyped every time

he’s a furry who talks in bro language it’s great i swear - very atypical but fun

he transformed an entire biome into a star wars planet for his base

his building skills and dedication are incredible

horny (just a little bit)

the only person who cared about mycelium in the whole rebellion

does a lot of roleplay-themed stuff and mysteries to be solved

“b-dubba-dubs one hundred”

extremely upbeat & sweet guy

adds -age after everything “biddage” “flyage” to make it sound Cooler

amazingly positive always and funny as hell

mcc winner!! wooooooooo :D

always tries to be where stuff is happening and interact with people

very entertaining editing style

Iskall85; [ episode one link ]

drives joke into the mud and then picks them up and does it again which is funny

starts videos with one-off bits

iskallman!!! the superhero literally no one needed and yet there he is

only has one (1) braincell when with mumbo

they both do and they’re hilarious together every time

like when they laughed at squeaky noises for ten minutes straight. guys please you’re adult men

bernie the leaf master

omega (something) of doom!!

encourages gambling (in a videogame)

he has so many jokes he keeps using i can’t possibly fit them all in here

basically a wildcard

i have no idea what he’s doing this season

i have no idea what he’s doing ever actually

tame chaos, confusing to the point when it’s funny again

really great builder as well!

mostly for younger audiences but his videos are a good watch in general

feel free to send asks about hc! i’m already loosely involved in hermitblr but yeah, my dsmp followers aren’t immune :] /lh /j