#rotten meme of the day

[nicoforlifetrue]

A meme for rotten Reflections

[aron-has-ocs]

A very important shot out to amazing animatics I’ve managed to find for some of my favorite Rise fics!

Links to the animatics and fics under the cut. Check out these creators!

Oyasumi [Rottmnt fic Animatic] Every Night the Longest Day - Animatic by Kryptid Krackers

Every Night the Longest Day by ashtreelane

TRAUMA | Animation meme | ROTTMNT FIC - There must be something under the water | - Animatic by 『 Sherbet • Studios 』

There Must be Something in the Water by Filsamek

Treehouse [ by Alex G | rottmnt animatic] - Animatic by Chiren_Exe

Rotten Reflections by @nicoforlifetrue

And a bonus shout out to  Pieces - I May Be Invisible PMV (ROTTMNT AU) by Javaskulls, detailing a scene from I May be Invisible but I Still Look Good by @dandylovesturtles

(Spoilers in the animatics for the fics. Be safe and read tags carefully! Love you all!)

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Hazel the happy daycare hare has handy facts for fun friends to use (that fellows may find helpful in fending for oneself in the festering dark of Freddy Fazbear's)

...and more doodles, continued below!

[agentcricket-art]

happy valentine's day!!! 😘😘😘

[anyataylorsoy]

🌹

“Have you ever seen this one?”

The van hadn’t even cranked up yet, but Chrissy was already buzzing with anxiety. She had been worried that lingering students might see her walk with Eddie and start rumors, rumors that would get back to the basketball team and make life worse for her newfound allie. Luckily, his van was parked near the back of the school towards the woods (“easier to conduct business,” he’d said) and most students parked in the front.

After he’d helped her inside (even though she totally could have jumped the step!), Chrissy immediately pulled the tape from her backpack. She held it in her hands like a Bible at church, a tight but precious grip like someone could snatch it at any minute.

[onigiram]

TAGS. i didn't like the other ones asjbfjbsdjgb

[susandsnell]

For the which character do i remind u of thing uhhhh lesbian Christine phantomoftheopera if that counts and princess leia if it doesn't! Hope ur having a good night!

This is so sweet omg???? Christine Daae has meant the world to me since I was 12, we have the same hair and same grief and same love of art and fashion and being Weird With It, and as a Megstine truther that specification really warms my heart. And Leia!!!!! My other lifelong heroine gosh!!!! Her and Carrie Fisher both are fierce inspirations to me, always.

[bufffox]

Wario dies from laughing too hard at a funny video!

[notvil]

cw/tw: lady dimitrescu x fem! reader, pussy inspection (reader receiving), previously established dynamic, reader wears a dress, size difference

“My lady…” your voice fades into nothing as she leads you by the hand to her oversized, opulent bed.

“Hush now, and sit down.”

You obey willingly, happily, crossing your hands in your lap as you sink into the mattress and watch her sit across the room at her vanity. The hard line of Alcina’s shoulders relaxes a bit as she takes off her wide brim hat to set it aside, you catalogue each of her dark curls that frames her face beautifully in the candlelight. It feels odd to watch her light her own cigarette, usually you’re doing it for her, anticipating her needs as you wait on her hand and foot.

Alcina’s lips purse around the tip of her delicate cigarette holder, it leaves traces of her lipstick behind when she pulls back and breathes out smoke, “Lift your skirt.”

You’re not surprised, this is routine by now, but it still makes heat bloom from your neck to your cheeks as you toe off your shoes and scoot back on the bed, pulling your dress upwards until your legs are exposed to her.

The silence in her bedroom is deafening, each rustle of your clothes and drag from her cigarette feels impossibly loud as you wait for her, not moving more than instructed.

It feels like ages before you hear the creak of her chair as she rises, heels clicking closer and closer until her hands are on you, cold and spanning much more of your thighs than your own hands can. She drags one of her long, claw-like nails over your inner thigh, up, up, up, until it’s right at the top of your underwear. You hold your breath as she hooks into the cotton and begins to drag it down, you should’ve known she would tease you like this.

When your underwear finally slides off your legs and exposes you, she makes a sound in her throat, a rippling, rumbling thing that tells you she’s pleased, a touch amused even.

"Sweet girl, you’re trembling.”

Her long, perfectly manicured fingers spread you open for her, you always have to work through the embarrassment as you wait for her to observe and inspect you until she’s satisfied. You allow yourself a sigh when she begins to stroke you idly, each pet over your clit makes you clench and twitch. It’s not enough to make you cum, not even close, all it does is make you sensitive and impatient, wetter by the minute. It takes all your effort not to buck your hips into her hand, you know that won’t get you anywhere besides a spank or two right on your cunt.

She’s toying with you, and she doesn’t even try to pretend she’s not. Your lady is usually gracious with you, her daughters are usually the ones who tease you, but when she has her fingers or mouth on you she becomes awfully condescending— and you both know how wet it makes you. Alcina loves to feel your fragile human body, loves to make you squirm and writhe while she gets her fill of your pretty face and quickened heartbeat.

“My lady,” despite your best efforts your tone still comes out desperate, “Please!”

You can’t help the embarrassed whine that escaped you when she laughs, a dark, beautiful thing that floats out of her perfect lips.

Suddenly her mouth is on you, tongue laving over you’re nothing more than a flavor of wine to be sampled and savored, and your self control shatters, your hips buck into her. Thankfully, she’s in good humor and she follows the movement gracefully, stroking your clit with her tongue before she pulls away.

“My dear,” she coos, making goosebumps rise all over your body, “Settle down now, I’ve only just begun.”

[lesamis]

If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!

ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!

i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.

however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.

the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!

for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.

and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -

the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.

so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.

on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.

so that's why it's funny.

[papysanzonew]

This was a simple meme but thanks to @s0mmerspr0ssen now the story is more or less this one:

Arthur hates his own birthday, a reminder that his mother is dead and tends not to celebrate it, Merlin is well aware of this but wants to celebrate Arthur because he is happy that Arthur is in this world. So one day they go and adopt Aithusa and Merlin decides on her birthday. So they can celebrate Arthurs’ as well.

Arthur is also well aware of this and he’s secretly happy but they never talk of it.

Also Authisa is spoiled rotten (especially by Arthur) uwu

My other Merlin art

[nicoforlifetrue]

A meme for rotten Reflections

[mercymaker]

ok, so i went to my 8:30 appointment to get a mental health check and see if the doc would recommend me to get the adhd evaluation and damn this lady was so so nice

basically, i'm pretty much always in the 'freeze' state and need to get better at sliding down from it by setting stricter boundaries and going for mental health walks in the nature

bro, why am i awake at 6am for no good reason

[tippenstoepens]

Prettiest Girl in the Room

part 1 - part 2 - part 3

Wordcount: 1.2k

You couldn’t hold it against Joe. As an adult woman, you knew better by now. Kisses don’t come with strings attached and just because a person kisses you, doesn’t mean they want to spend the rest of their life with you - especially if that kiss happened while both parties were drunk.

Which Joe made pretty apparent when he didn’t call you the morning after your kiss. Or the three mornings after that. Or the three months after that. All you had heard from Joe was his reaction notifications from the cast group chat when someone would send a Twitter meme made of the show. Everyone fancied one of Jackson’s character screaming “Well, you can shove your ham up your ass!” 

“Joekeery loved an image”

That’s all you got. 

You went about your life the way you always did between gigs: waitressing during the week, babysitting your friends’ kids on weekends, and sending out the odd self-tape in hopes your career wasn’t over before it had even begun. It was a nice, simple life. Not every actor was fortunate enough to afford a roof over their head in New York City, no matter how many doubles they worked. You consider yourself spoiled rotten every day. What could possibly be missing?

You didn’t date. That was probably part of the problem. That’s what made Joe’s silence ache so deeply. You wondered if it would change anything if he knew that the most action you had gotten in months before the kiss was getting catcalled in the streets. A simple kiss meant the world to celibate, touch starved women like you.

Maybe you should be the one to call him… And maybe you should crawl on your knees begging him to pay you a modicum of attention with “DESPERATE” written on your forehead in red Sharpie just to put the icing on the idiot cake. 

He popped into your mind way more often than he was welcome. At the grocery store when one of the songs he always played in the makeup trailer started harassing you over the intercom. In your kitchen when you removed fish bones from your salmon. In bed when you were trying to… Well, that’s no one’s business. 

“Guess who has two thumbs and just got renewed for a second season,” the director bubbled in the group chat.

“Oh, I love this game,” David texted. “This show. Our show got greenlit.”

It was time to shake it off. Not just for the sake of the show, but for your own sake. It wasn’t healthy to dwell so much on the past. 

On the first day back from hiatus, the producers and director had the cast sit for a table read of the first few scripts they had written. As Joe’s TV wife, you’d expect to be sitting next to him considering most of your scenes were together. Maybe you should talk to Joe and clear the air before the table read started. Yes. That’s the mature thing to do.

You arrived twenty-five minutes early - which is on-the-dot on time in the acting world. Joe wasn’t there when you arrived. Or ten minutes after you did. Or five minutes after that.The anticipation of Joe’s arrival was turning your stomach into knots. He was usually punctual. Surely, he wasn’t tardy because of you.

“Any word from Joe?” The director mumbled to his assistant. 

“Haven’t heard from him,” they replied.

You began to worry. Was he skipping out on the table read because he didn’t want to see you? Had his avoidance of you gone that far? He’d have to get over it eventually. He had a contract to fulfill. Just as you began your descent into a catastrophizing spiral, the clock struck eleven and Joe jogged into the room - beads of sweat forming at his hairline. “So sorry,” he panted. “Traffic was terrible.”

“It’s okay, we wouldn’t get started without our golden boy,” David teased. “I hear he’s up for sexiest man alive this year.”

Joe blew a short raspberry in response.

“Alright, alright, let’s get right into it, shall we? From the top of episode one.” The director chirped, no doubt relieved that he didn’t have to read Joe’s lines for him. “Interior. The Henderson bedroom. John and Jane Henderson lie in bed, covered only by their silk bed sheets. They’re snuggled up together. Post-coitus is implied.”

Say sike right now. You had never done a scene like this with Joe before. Never! The Henderson’s didn’t even have a scene like this in their honeymoon episode.

Of course this would be the first scene on the first day back after your first time seeing Joe after your first kiss. It was fan service. Every girl, guy, and person wanted to see more of Joe’s skin these days. But why did you have to be dragged into it?

You turned to look Joe in the eyes as you would have at any other table reading. Normal. This is normal. Business as usual. But it didn’t feel as easy as it was before. At first, you struggled to make eye contact and when you finally did, the intensity of his gaze made you blush a bit. Only a bit. The show must go on.

“That was amazing, sweetheart,” he scooped the line off the page and met your gaze again. 

God, the script writing was really going downhill this season, huh?

You sighed contently as the script dictated. “You’re tellin’ me!”

The whole cast chuckled.

The rest of the table read went on without a single hitch. After the ice was broken, things weren’t nearly as awkward as you dreaded they would be. The cast went through the entire table read five times before the lunch break. The first thing you did with your free time was approach Joe.

“You didn’t call.”

“Neither did you."

Fair, but not really because Joe was the one with a booming career and Joe was the one everyone tuned in to the show for and Joe was the one with most of the power in this dynamic and Joe was the one who initiated the kiss and infinitely many other reasons that he was to blame came to mind before you finally came to the conclusion that you didn’t call Joe because you were afraid of the possibility of rejection. What if you followed up only to find out that he wasn’t interested in you? Your low-self esteem convinced you that reaching out to a person like Joe was asking for embarrassment.

“So what now?” The rough exterior melted, revealing the vulnerable little girl inside that just wanted a boy to like her back.

“Well, that’s up to you,” he shrugged.

Not necessarily the answer you wanted. You just stared him down until he said more things.

“If it was just a drunken kiss, I understand. We’ll never speak of it again. We’ll keep things professional.”

“And if it wasn’t?” You murmured while making sure to avoid eye contact lest you be made a fool of for saying that.

“If it wasn’t… I’d like you to have dinner with me," he blushed. "Some time. If you… I dunno if you have free time- Well, of course you have free time, but I meant- If you want to have dinner,” he stammered and stuttered.

“I’d love to.”

Joe sighed in relief. “Great. Do you like Italian?” He smiled a bashful, closed lipped smile and it made the corners of his big, brown eyes crinkle.

“I love Italian.”

“I know a spot in the lower east side near Ludlow. Friday at eight? I’ll pick you up if you like.” God, his eyes.

The submissive in you wished he would stop worrying about what you like and make you do what he liked. The romantic in you found his sheepishness so charming.

“I’d like that,” you beamed.

Taglist: @thefrontofmymind, @bejeweled13swiftie

[secretly-from-the80s]

My outsiders head cannons because idk im bored (warning I’ll prolly misspell things!)

Darry:

1: When he was younger he used to play in the mud with Pony and soda and they would go back into the house and their mom would kick them out and would have to spray them down with a hose

2: (after the book) Darry and pony had gotten into a argument like brothers do and Darry Couldng handle it anymore and broke down in tears in front of both his brothers.

3: he has nightmares sometimes and they cause him to wake up in a panic and he would always have to check up on pony and soda to make sure they were okay

4: idk why some people like make him seem like a Facebook mom who likes minion memes and dad jokes. HES BARELY 20 YEARS OLD. He would probably say the most unfiltered ass shit in a group chat 😭

5: he gets those random urges to like kick or playfully hit pony or soda (I do that 😣)

6: ate rotten food once and work and got sick and his boss had to drive the boy home since he was so sick

7: will probably work himself till he makes himself sick like he Wont stop himself till someone stops him

8: hates seeming like a parent more then a older brother sometimes when the boys need reminders that Darry is still their brother Darry will start a game of tag and all the brothers will run around the house. (When they did that when their parents were alive they knocked down a special vase and they all got whooped)

9 : likes cats. He has a stray cat at work that he shares his lunch with he named it “kitty cat” sooooo creative righttt

10: doesn’t like ham (idk that just randomly appeared in my mind)

Extra: used to bite as a child and gags when those chunks of food in the sink hits his hands

Soda

1: stinks like car oil and pony will not allow him to get into the bed till he showers

2: likes grilled cheeses (me too bro)

3: he once caught Darry having a panic attack and didn’t really know what to do since he’s never really saw his brother like Cry like that so he was awkwardly comforting him😭

4: makes Radom sounds like with his mouth and it’s makes the others tweak

5: gets dates mixed up really easily

6: after Darry slapped pony, soda in a fit of like idk rage punched Darry square in the face.

7: WILL forget to clean under his fingernails.

8: Darry ate his food once and soda ignored him for the rest of the night. Anytime Darry Tried to talk to him soda would give him a snooty face and would cross his arms and say “mhmp”

9: cries when he watches dog movies (like all dogs go to heaven or a dogs purpose or a dogs way home)

10: has the most NASTIEST converse and refuses to clean them

Ponyboy

1: can only cook eggs he cannot cook anything else 😭

2: loves chocolate milk (I think that’s in the book)

3: tried Darry’s coffee once and almost threw up since it was so bitter

4: likes to race Darry since they were both in sports that involved a lot of running

5: stole one of Darry’s old sweatshirts and REFUSES to give it back. He loves that sweatshirt it’s like 2 sizes to big for him

6: (after the book) had a huge growth spurt after the book like it wasn’t even funny😭

7: since Darry and soda are such deep sleepers pony once drew like a “rocketship” and all those other things teenage boys draw he drew it on his brothers faces😣

8: chews his nails

9: has/had a crush on a soc girl and got teased by the gang relentlessly

10: (if it was like modern day idk) he would love headphones/airpods

Dallas

1: got chased by a dog and is forever traumatized from

2: would prolly stink like beer and sweat

3: bro can sleep through a tornado

4: bro prolly has the most greasiest hair

5: bro has a laugh that makes everyone else laugh

6: (before the Curtis parents died) dally finally made Darry sneak out with him and they ended up getting pulled up on by Mr Curtis and they both ended up getting in so much trouble 😭

7: made a your mom joke to the Curtis brothers and ended up getting jumped 😣

8: like those bland ass Cheerios

9: favorite fruit is cherries

10: bro will flip his underwear inside out and backwards since his nasty ass don’t wanna waste the time to wash the clothes

Steve

1: gets mad and when Darry doesn’t make chocolate cake 😣

2: bro will make himself at home at the Curtis house that couch practically as a ass imprint from him

3: likes strawberry shortcake (that’s his favorite dessert)

4: has so much beef with ponyboy they diss eachother anytime they get to

5: bro will HOG the bed if you share it with him

(Sorry his is kinda short 😣)

Two-bit

1: lost his Mickey Mouse shirt in the washer and thought he lost it forever

2: has a younger sister (protective brother)

3: knows how to braid hair

4: tried to recreate Darry’s infamous chocolate cake and he failed miserably 😭

5: he was really mad at Darry when pony ran away. When he found out he said straight in Darry’s face “good brother my ass.”

6: favorite Disney princess is belle (idk why I thought of that)

7: when he’s actually like serious the gang like tenses up a bit

8: knows all the drama from his younger sister he had beef with little kids he’s never even met

His lil sister: “yeah and Shelly and David are dating when she knew David was my crush and I told her too”

Two-bit: “I don’t like Shelly or David 🙄”

Johnny

1: (when the Curtis parents were alive) he once ran to the Curtis house after his father hit him super hard and Mrs Curtis took him in for the night giving him a hot meal and a warm shower and some clean clothes.

2: whenever he needs to crash somewhere he has a designated pallet that he sleeps on in the Curtis house

3: likes m&m popcorn

4: chews the side of his nails

5: can go days without eating

6: bro needs to wash that Jean jacket

(SORRY HIS IS SO SHORT)

[marmotish]

OC-TOBER 2024

Day 10 - From the perspective of someone who loves them (x)

December 1990

Day 11 - in a meme template (x)

1987 - came out of the Fear Vault a little wrong…

Day 12 - Fancy outfit (x)

1991 Graduation Ball

(she lost a bet and wore this pink frilly thing)

Day 13 - Having some rotten luck (x)

1985

On this rotten day, Freyja (in order) so far

only got two hours of sleep

tripped over Knick and got carpet burn

found a fresh angry pimple right between her eyes

was having a bad hair day

dropped eggy toast on her cardigan at brekky, and didn’t know Scourgify

got her bag stolen by Peeves and it took 20 minutes to get it back

ended up being late to Potions and lost 10 points for Ravenclaw

Day 14 - Injured (x)

✨ yes she has! ✨

She broke her arm in the summer between 3rd and 4th year (broomstick accident), and in 1996 she got hit by a car and broke her ankle or leg, I cant remember which.

She hasn’t broken a bone while in school, I don’t think. If she had, then her friends (depending on the friend) would range on the spectrum of doting attention (Penny) to fully taking the piss out of it (Jae).