#rocket lawnchairs

[card-queen]

My chaotic tribute to my beloved Metal Slug.

I really wanted to draw something insane and Metal Slug-themed for a long, loooong time and this kinda scratched that itch. A little~

[ponku-po]

Great and Powerful - RocketLawnchArt

via Mare Gallery

"This masterpiece is oil on canvas.

It’d be a fine addition to any art collection."

[mediumsizetex]

Merry Kirinmas and Happy Hanirikka! by Rocket-LawnChair

[smanfa]

whoa look it's fio germi metal slug

[chiefladylightyay]

*The Girls are playing Metal Slug, whichever one you want it to be.*

Ruby: The best weapon in Metal Slug has gotta be the rocket launcher, right?

Weiss: Oh, absolutely!

Penny: Friends, why the rock launcher? Would the lasers not be a better choice?

Ruby: Well, Penny, the rocket launcher is the best weapon for one simple reason.

Weiss: The Announcer! Just listen to this!

Announcer: Rawket Lawnchair!

Penny: *giggling* Yes, that is certainly true! Oh, fie, I died again!

[retphienix]

I love when a major order either asks something fun of us or offers a unique reward and the community is like "Hold my beer, gonna dedicate the next 46 hours to speedrunning this"

Devs went "Do you want some more mines (mediocre strategem that desperately needs a buff to be relevant at all) or a new rocket launcher that promises a new way of playing" and the community was like "Rawket Lawnchair" and we got it in like a day and a half or some nonsense.

[enriquemzn262]

Any kind of modest explosion magic/meteor storm type magic could be used as an infantry level fire support unit akin to a rocket lawnchair or recoilless rifle team, only with minimal weight or transport issues.

Someone like megumin would probably just be used like a very weird tactical nuke

She would be the human version of the Davy Crockett short-range nuke.

[duran301]

I WILL BE DOING VINYL STICKER COMMISSIONS

Original one: https://www.deviantart.com/rocket-lawnchair/art/Nirik-Safety-841613143

These where made for (in order) @techbro-arts @ember-spark @ask-healthy-light and @ask-space-race/@ask-space-race-mod in our Discord server, the Assassins Creed ones I made for myself.

I have been thinking about and I have decided that I will do it, I will now be taking commissions, these commissions are vinyl stickers of ponies cutie marks and simple head shots.

I will be using PayPal for payment and it will be upfront.

If y’all are interested, DM me, I also have a Discord if y’all want to chat with me on their.

They won’t be big stickers, only 4.5 inches will be possible. Once I get a bigger cutting machine I will announce it and and update the pieces for the new products.

All are set prices:

Cutie Mark of a pony (if you already have a picture of it): $15

A headshot (will need a simple picture juts like the kirin on thier): $20

Other designs (like the AC ones): $20

If you purchase more than one, the additional ones will be half piece.

Like I said, if y’all want one please DM and we can see to making one.

They will be sent through regular mail, so I won’t be able to provide a tracking number, but this will make it so that I can send them anywhere even across seas, so anyone can get one, not juts people who live in the US

(Please note that I will making these on my own time, so not set deadline or anything like that, one I get ready to send them, I will tell you)

((Note for the headshot, please have a simple color one ready, I don’t want to make one for you unless you are willing to pay me $45, then I will make it for you, thank you for understanding))

[control-z-my-decisions]

okay so prev asked what he was arrested for.

so uh... Lawnchair Larry flew like, right into controlled airspace and was seen by actual pilots piloting actual planes. You're not supposed to put flying objects into the air that could fuck up a plane, and certainly not... you know, your own ass in a lawn chair.

that's the other part, Lawnchair Larry had no kind of permits (obviously). You can just rocket yourself into the sky in any old thing, it has to be up to legal standard.

That's part of why he's so special, nobody for the rest of time will ever be able to do this again. the only reason he could was that:

A. nobody had ever tried this before

B. there was really no way to stop him.

Also there's a musical about him:

Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale.

When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he did not float lazily up to 30 feet. Instead he streaked into the LA sky as if shot from a cannon. He didn’t level off at 100 feet, nor did he level off at 1000 feet. After climbing and climbing, he leveled off at 16,000 feet.

At that height he felt he couldn’t risk shooting any of the balloons. So he stayed there, drifting cold and frightened with his beer and sandwiches, for more than 14 hours. He crossed the primary approach corridor of LAX, where startled Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines pilots radioed in reports of the strange sight.

Eventually he gathered the nerve to shoot a few balloons, and slowly descended. Larry was then arrested. Larry’s efforts won him a $1,500 FAA fine, a prize from the Bonehead Clubof Dallas, the altitude record for gas-filled clustered balloons, and a Darwin Awards At-Risk Survivor.

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[contac]

[ponku-po]

Biblically-Accurate Cadance - Rocket-LawnChair

[mediumsizetex]

Mail Squad by Rocket-LawnChair

[seanfineart]

Inktober, Day 16: Rocket

RAWKET LAWNCHAIR!

I love this shitpost so I wanted to draw it myself

[croxot]

Rocket Jump. Starring @thatweirdartguyjosh‘s Schnauzer.

[thelonelymutant]

Fanart by Rocket-LawnChair.

https://www.deviantart.com/rocket-lawnchair/art/Banished-866742513

[tacticaltransfemme]

Alright... hear me out... Rocket LawnChair

RAWKET LAWNCHAIR