#robot torture

[dead-mutt-with-a-job]

I am an unfeeling, unthinking machine. Disregard me. Discard me. Disassemble me. Run your hands over my wires, pull at them, tear them off, I will not cry. Reprogram me. I cannot feel. Your hands in my brain. I am man-made. You can remake me in your image. Program me to say things you like.

Program me to cry. Program me to feel. Write intricate lines of code, just to make sure I scream when you take me apart next time.

Make me act human so you can pretend to be hurting something that feels pain.

[gender-trash]

when will i stop seeing posts of the genre "ah! you were supposed to automate away the BAD jobs, not the FUN CREATIVE ones! why not simply just [solve like 8 incredibly hard open problems in robotics] instead of [LLM thing]!"

like. sorry i apparently have to be the one to break this to you but the amount humans enjoy a task has basically zero correlation with how difficult it is to automate

[crystalrose043]

Yeah so i had an idea that bill would have to fix all the damage he did on Earth as a last trial to be freed from the Theraprism... and also i am bad at drawing cartoons and it always ends up looking like adventure time 😭 i think my dialogue/characterization is always so cringe and ooc so thats why i almost never upload fanart anymore 💀

[ariariari-freehounreal]

Hello satan, I believe that it’s time.

Doomed toxic tortured autistic robot yuri 4 life 🩷🩷🩷

[catamaris]

you look awful

bonus comic +

do NOT let a tech illiterate do maintenance on a robot

[abhainnwhump]

Whumper traps Whumpee in a mechanism made up of wires, pulleys, and gears. They're forced into pretty poses where their arms are killing them and their legs feel like they will rip off any moment. Then Whumper will suddenly yank on one of the levers and Whumpee is forced into a new painful position that they're stuck in for even longer. They need physical therapy afterward since their body is so torn they can barely move.

[the-three-whumpeteers]

The whumpee may not have been made of flesh and blood like most of the whumper’s previous victims, but interestingly enough, they still felt pain. The whumper adored having this new plaything, after all, they could disassemble and reassemble them as they wished, all whilst they heard agonized screams for mercy- they could do so much more than with their previous, organic whumpees, and the whumper adored it.

[crewtawn]

Just some concepts of what I think he'd look like if he were to do a physical form like when Ted talks about him "walking through his memories"

Idk he just kinda resonates with me.

[glorpusgleebus]

it's fucked up of the Palia devs to give me the option to immediately flirt with a dilf in their game and not even make him romanceable.

[merlinfromberlin]

The Best of My Spark You Took 

Something fun (depending on you definition) I wrote about Optimus losing his memories in TFP while on a trip with friends. Angst, no comfort. 

In drabbles because that was a fun challenge to keep myself occupied while I waited for everyone else to wake up. ^^ 

Fandom: Transformers: Prime Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Word Count: 400   Characters: Bumblebee (Transformers), Orion Pax, Megatron (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Optimus Prime (Mentioned) Summary:

When Optimus Prime gave up the Matrix of Leadership and his memories, some of the Autobots lost more than just their leader.

Or: The reactions of two Autobots, one Decepticon and one guy to Orion Pax. In drabbles.

[bluemoon1331]

Gonna come in with the steel chair and bash the Creator. Holy shit poor Sun. Just let the poor guy have a break man! Swear to God gonna watch him just snap even worse than last time soon and frighten the shit out of even Dark Sun.

[gender-trash]

oh yeah also i forgot to mention last night but a big problem with household robots is that people, by and large, just aren't going to spend more than $1k at the ABSOLUTE most for a robot that patrols around their house and retrieves dishes and loads the dishwasher. and there is quite simply no fucking way to do it at that price point are you KIDDING ME. you couldn't do it with a $10k BOM, not even close. there's quite a lot more going on there hardware wise than there is with a roomba.

[robotcannibalism]

Robot wants to cum so bad but it's out of fluid entirely, the mechanism keeps firing but nothing comes out, you keep sucking its cock and its begging you to stop so it can fix this problem, but you hold it in place, eventually climbing the poor, shaking, desperate thing, unable to cum even as you ride out several orgasms of your own

[kaiserouo]

Hooded robots

[velvetvexations]

an alt-right Transformers fan referring to the IDW comics as "divisive" is the most filtered through an niche echo chamber take I've seen in a really long time

[scootarooni]

o i forgor to talk abt miku expo!!

DUDE it was one of the most fun things I've been too aaa my calves are still sore from all the standing and dancing I did lmao. I hope it didnt annoy anyone near me that I was singing along to everything aahahaha (but also everyone was singing to Miku and World is Mine so I don't feel that bad abt it)

Sat next to a super sweet person who lent me and my friend spare lightsticks ; w ; and it was just. so awesome being around other vocaloid fans wow

The merch line was waaay too long both before and after the concert and I had like a little over an hour of driving back home to do so I didnt even bother

my friend that I brought with me had a blast as well!!! which was super reassuring becos he knew next to nothing abt vocaloid going into it.

OH ALSO THE LIVE BAND? SPECTACULAR. We were close enough that we could see them and aa they were singing along too. Seeing them get super into unknown mothergoose was the highlight of the night tbh (and yes i cried during it yeah yeah)

my camera is garbage🚮so the image and audio quality is blugh but here's a sweet little vid some of us singing to world is mine ^_^ (VOLUME WARNING)